tips for all you boys! Options

[jazzydancer9]

tips for all you boys out there...

1) girls love it when you play with their hair.. just don't mess it up.
2) Don't be too clingy.. don't call a girl ALL the time.. she appreciates your calls, but needs some alone time sometimes.
3) Kisses on the cheek makes all girls melt.
4) I don't care how "gangsta" you think you are.. wearing a preppy or skater shirt every once in a while won't turn your girl off... it will do just the oppisite.
5) Kiss her on the forehead.
6) Although we seem like we're flirting a lot, just because we're talking to another guy dosen't mean we're flirting. Don't push our other guy friends away. we hate that.
7) Invite her over just to sit and watch a movie on your couch and talk. or make out, we like that too..
8) we don't always want to make out tho. even tho we do enjoy that sort of thing, we also like discussing your point of view on religion or politics. but watch out, because when it comes to politics, girls have very strong opinions, and a conversation like that could start a fight if you're not careful.
8) Let her wear you jacket and keep it for however long she wants. chances are she sleeps with it on. (but only if it smells good)
9) you can learn a lot from those abercrombie models..
10) although we might seem super prude, we do like to cuddle
11) if she ain't happy.. you ain't happy
12) don't just be her boyfriend, be her best friend. someone she feels comfortable enough with to talk about anything.
13) Saying you love us within the first week/month of dating... seems a little bit desperate. because we know you really don't mean it.
14) Never ever break up with her online. be a man and have the balls to say it to her face. she won't be as mad.
15) learn how to slow dance
16) we love guys who play guitar
17) don't be afraid to express your emotions in front of us. we like that! just don't be too much of a sissy.
18) ask her if she wants a piggy-back ride. (do not attempt this is your girlfriend is a lardass..) only do this if you are postive you can handle it.
19) don't be ashamed of your porno, we think its funny.
20) offer to go into a store she loves at the mall
21) don't flirt with her best friend.. thats just a no brainer. even if shes not around when you do flirt.. she'll find out about it sooner or later. so don't screw up.
22) tell her if theres something wrong.
23) whisper things in our ears. such as *You smell good* not something like *i want to have your baby*
24) watch stand up comedy with her.. laughing is key

ok guys.. those are my tips.. trust me they all work and they are all super true. tell me if you find them useful! thanks!

[JlIaTMK]

ive heard of these before

[inthemudhole]

Err.
Sounds somewhat accurate.
Neat..?

[tooeffingcrazy]

eh so long! i didn't even read all of it. but some of it is true ><

[*corizzle20*]

im going to use these tips!

[lil_midnight]

i hope it works! i need all the help i can GET!

[XxXxPeAcHeSxXxX]

guys come on.. if the girl is worth dating she'll like you for who you are. i personally would never want a guy to change for me. its the imperfections that make you guys so perfect

[MeanBastard]

*whisper*I want you to bear my child.

[[i]LLMATiC]

^^ yea that will make her melt all over. lol

theres lots of threads on this isnt there?!?! o well. we can always use some more. well lets see those whispers work well i knoe that. all that other stuff i dont knoe yet. i can ask some ppl. but im not goin to

[SarahxJoy]

tips for all you boys out there...

1) girls love it when you play with their hair.. just don't mess it up.

3) Kisses on the cheek makes all girls melt.


6) Although we seem like we're flirting a lot, just because we're talking to another guy dosen't mean we're flirting. Don't push our other guy friends away. we hate that.
7) Invite her over just to sit and watch a movie on your couch and talk. or make out, we like that too..
8) we don't always want to make out tho. even tho we do enjoy that sort of thing, we also like discussing your point of view on religion or politics. but watch out, because when it comes to politics, girls have very strong opinions, and a conversation like that could start a fight if you're not careful.
8) Let her wear you jacket and keep it for however long she wants. chances are she sleeps with it on. (but only if it smells good)

11) if she ain't happy.. you ain't happy
12) don't just be her boyfriend, be her best friend. someone she feels comfortable enough with to talk about anything.
13) Saying you love us within the first week/month of dating... seems a little bit desperate. because we know you really don't mean it.

18) ask her if she wants a piggy-back ride. (do not attempt this is your girlfriend is a lardass..) only do this if you are postive you can handle it.
19) don't be ashamed of your porno, we think its funny.

21) don't flirt with her best friend.. thats just a no brainer. even if shes not around when you do flirt.. she'll find out about it sooner or later. so don't screw up.

23) whisper things in our ears. such as *You smell good* not something like *i want to have your baby*

Those're the ones that I thought were funny, and the ones that I agree with most. That last one had my laughing. Lol!

[cornflakes]

Add this.
Don't be a horny bastard. :p

[Levy2k6]

i though the piggyback ride was hilarious... lmfao.

[Scrollninja]

damn that's an awful lots of tips. But ill be sure to use 'em. Mwuhahaha!

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[JessJR1022]

guys come on.. if the girl is worth dating she'll like you for who you are. i personally would never want a guy to change for me. its the imperfections that make you guys so perfect

a lot of them are not changing the guy just treating her decently.. nothing wrong with that... if the girls is worth it and you treat her like she is the world then it'll be good for you too

[ryfitaDF]

haha. if i weren't a slut i'd be a pretty good b'f.

[hollaITSJOJO]

that sounds mostly true....These are valid tips in my book, boys!

[SuPerSoPow1025]

FINALLY!!!!! lmao ty

[jnukes]

23) whisper things in our ears. such as *You smell good* not something like *i want to have your baby*

LMAO isn't that kinda like... perv?..

EDIT::::::::::::::::DOH.. i just reread what i posted

23) whisper things in our ears. such as *You smell good* not something like *i want to have your baby*

i didn't see that "not something like" part

augh...


194...

[sunissed14127]

19) don't be ashamed of your porno, we think its funny.
23) whisper things in our ears. such as *You smell good* not something like *i want to have your baby*

^-------- i love those 2....those cracked me up!!!! =P

[pikimoo]

19) don't be ashamed of your porno, we'll watch it with you

Had to change that for us Reno girls. We watch it and laugh. (but only if it has a good storyline!)

[F1R3B4T]

... lol some of those are weird...

[angel-roh]

18) ask her if she wants a piggy-back ride. (do not attempt this is your girlfriend is a lardass..) only do this if you are postive you can handle it.

lol haha ummm hahaha funny ... ask her if she wants a piggy back ride rofl it's like asking ur sister haha

[XaZnX07]

haha i played witha girls hair once it was really long and she kept putting it in my ear trying to tickle me wich did so i just started to spin her hair with my fingers









.:tony:.

[literemix24]

18) ask her if she wants a piggy-back ride. (do not attempt this is your girlfriend is a lardass..) only do this if you are postive you can handle it.

ROFLMAO! I dink thaz adorable roflmao =]

[smile4me]

hahahah awww. i'd love to get a piggyback ride. itd be fun

[sweetdreamsx3]

ooOohs. I love it when he kisses my neck. :D It makes me melt and it tickles XD

[JustPeachy]

yep that sounds about right

[rainnydaiis]

These tips might be useful..
but not all girls are the same...

[happygoluckyng]

haha....so true.....read them...write them...memorize them...live them

[DrEaMgUy2K1]

another one eh, i think guys shouldnt be helped out and should figure it out and experience stuff to know, iyour spoiling them.

if ur wondering, yes im a guy

[rainnydaiis]

u know what i thought of lets do TIPS FOR GIRLS!! yeah!!

[Surfs_in_Cali]

...funny post...my girlfriend told me to be myself...cause thats the way she likes me...I guess I dont need these tips...

[misoshiru]

i'd rather have a guy be who they are...and not to just go by tips. ;P

[huney8o8]

6) Although we seem like we're flirting a lot, just because we're talking to another guy dosen't mean we're flirting. Don't push our other guy friends away. we hate that.

^^ i sooo have to agree with that one!! my ex was overprotective like never b4...and it drove me crazy!! i hated it!! ugghhh...jus thinkin about it makes me mad!

[xtremeliquid]

Haha...nice...helpful.

[Oreo_bro]

this is all very informative.

more kissing on the cheek ^_^

[JasonAkAWolf]

I've seen this before ;D

[faze_O]

oh shut up with the tips already gawhd!!!!


haha.... nah im just playing..... but isnt there one like this already?

[imafreakinazn]

wow that's a lot of tips

[jazzydancer9]

thanks for all ur coments guys!

[Oreo_bro]

omg this stuff works!!!!


i gave this girl a kiss on the cheek yesterday in school cause she was feeling down, and she perked up and blushed like hell. w000t

[DivineFox]

Nice

Good tips

[*wind&fire*]

8) Let her wear you jacket and keep it for however long she wants. chances are she sleeps with it on. (but only if it smells good)

awww!!! ::melt::

[jazzydancer9]

if you guys have any succes stories on the tips i've given you, tell me! I wanna hear em!

[scarlet]

yahh these are true.. girl LOVES attention from her boyfriend

[interwoven.reali...]

thanks for the "guidlines"

[azn_r4pf4n]

lolz this can work =)

[maia_dc]

23) whisper things in our ears. such as *You smell good* not something like *i want to have your baby*

Um, can a guy have a girl's baby? More like... "I want you to have my baby," lol

Kyute and true besides. =]

[mzteriouzme007]

haha!! ^-^ all true, but the faqt tat i support bUSh... x]] TRUE! wow... x]
]TAKE THIS ADVICE, BOYS!!

[madRooney]

kinda accurate... thanks a lot!!!

[IamNoBody]

wow...theres so many threads on tips for guys....but i haven't found 1 for girls haha well yea....pretty accurate....amazing

[goofipinay]

oh yea..theres like none for girls...
newayz my friends do piggy back rides! lol the girls newayz..haha

[faithin_felix]

they are very true?

thanks a lot. it's very useful.

i think after reading that, i've become a better person.

# 6, 12, 17 was most useful to me. thanks again.

[RIcEB0IAnTh]

I seen many of these tips, but arent these commom sense? or is it just me?

[lumpy]

these all seem like very matieralistic and about the outside and not on the inside!

[lumpy]

these all seem like very matieralistic and about the outside and not on the inside! thanks for the tips though!

[EddieV]

hmmm....

i guess i found out wut i have been doin wrong...

[goldenbanana]

ah..... good to know some tips
well i hope they help
thanks for da tips

[sheepy]

hehe thats oh so sweet; its like the perfect guy haha

[mirage]

if a guy could do all that, it would be like a miracle =)

[Sodapopbaybee]

haha a guy gave me a piggy-back ride twice. it was fun just make sure the girl doesn't lean backwards lol

[Rationality]

if only guys really did abide by these rules

[innovation]

9) you can learn a lot from those abercrombie models.. 

gawd. no. no no no no no.
most of the things don't apply to me at all.

[mzteriouzme007]

arne't these like... old?

[misoka]

*whisper*I want you to bear my child.

LMAO...my friend cosplayed as miroku and had girls tell him that they'd bear his children.

Anyhoo~ if a guy did any of that, it'd drive me insane

[royalfreshness]

3) Kisses on the cheek makes all girls melt.
4) I don't care how "gangsta" you think you are.. wearing a preppy or skater shirt every once in a while won't turn your girl off... it will do just the oppisite.

YESSSSSSS!

[Xerohedra]

Thanks for the tips. Lol.

[blackbow]

wow... hHAHAHAHAHAHA



other than 7, 16, and 24. Those tips basically said what I did naturally....


especially the *you smell good* part, we actually thought each other smelled good


Too bad I broke up with my girlfriend.....

[tootsie_kiddo]

... lol some of those are weird...

but true...

[heyyfrankie]

good advice.

[*not_your_average*]

18) ask her if she wants a piggy-back ride. (do not attempt this is your girlfriend is a lardass..) only do this if you are postive you can handle it.

Um, even I wasn't a fatty, that would be kinda weird. I think piggy-back rides are a little bit creepy in my book.

19) don't be ashamed of your porno, we think its funny.

Porn is a HUGE turnoff for me, personally, and I don't intend to ever watch it.

23) whisper things in our ears. such as *You smell good* not something like *i want to have your baby*

LOL, that's hilarious!

Those are just my opinions, though. I'm such a prude!

[demolished]

i dont like your tips, its so riducles and outrageous !

sorry if my speling are bad

[Roll.EXE]

tips for all you boys out there...

1) girls love it when you play with their hair.. just don't mess it up.
2) Don't be too clingy.. don't call a girl ALL the time.. she appreciates your calls, but needs some alone time sometimes.
3) Kisses on the cheek makes all girls melt.
4) I don't care how "gangsta" you think you are.. wearing a preppy or skater shirt every once in a while won't turn your girl off... it will do just the oppisite.
5) Kiss her on the forehead.
6) Although we seem like we're flirting a lot, just because we're talking to another guy dosen't mean we're flirting. Don't push our other guy friends away. we hate that.
7) Invite her over just to sit and watch a movie on your couch and talk. or make out, we like that too..
8) we don't always want to make out tho. even tho we do enjoy that sort of thing, we also like discussing your point of view on religion or politics. but watch out, because when it comes to politics, girls have very strong opinions, and a conversation like that could start a fight if you're not careful.
8) Let her wear you jacket and keep it for however long she wants. chances are she sleeps with it on. (but only if it smells good)
9) you can learn a lot from those abercrombie models..
10) although we might seem super prude, we do like to cuddle
11) if she ain't happy.. you ain't happy
12) don't just be her boyfriend, be her best friend. someone she feels comfortable enough with to talk about anything.
13) Saying you love us within the first week/month of dating... seems a little bit desperate. because we know you really don't mean it.
14) Never ever break up with her online. be a man and have the balls to say it to her face. she won't be as mad.
15) learn how to slow dance
16) we love guys who play guitar
17) don't be afraid to express your emotions in front of us. we like that! just don't be too much of a sissy.
18) ask her if she wants a piggy-back ride. (do not attempt this is your girlfriend is a lardass..) only do this if you are postive you can handle it.
19) don't be ashamed of your porno, we think its funny.
20) offer to go into a store she loves at the mall
21) don't flirt with her best friend.. thats just a no brainer. even if shes not around when you do flirt.. she'll find out about it sooner or later. so don't screw up.
22) tell her if theres something wrong.
23) whisper things in our ears. such as *You smell good* not something like *i want to have your baby*
24) watch stand up comedy with her.. laughing is key

ok guys.. those are my tips.. trust me they all work and they are all super true. tell me if you find them useful! thanks!

I really love guys that do all that. Well at least most of it, I really hate the porn and when they walk in on me changing, which always seems to happen to me. I don't know why.

[XtAzY]

i love your tips gonna try on this xmas day

but i dunt agree on number 9....da abercombie thing

not all peepz like abercombies or dint help much at all



himm 19 is a tuff one....=p

[innovation]

hmmm....

i guess i found out wut i have been doin wrong...

no. these tips suck. they're trying to warp your brains.
frankly, i would not be attracted to a guy who followed these tips.
don't follow "rules" for love. love is achieved through honest attraction to a person for whom he/she is.

[Wishful Thinking]

the only thing i'd like in all the rules is the jacket part.. i wanna steal someone's jacket.

[Ataryu]

I thought these were common sense?

[iamavailable]

my tip for getting a g/f: be yourself and don't be an a-hole.

you love your g/f not for who she is, but for who you are, when you are with her.

[pUcCaBaBy03]

aww aww..;] that's soo true..

[lulu424]

[heyisti]

i think I express myself alot infront of girl, i talk bout anything that come out my mounth, and girl laugh at it....they like it, cause they think am funny, and that is a good 1

[oOjenniOo]

tips for all you boys out there...

1) girls love it when you play with their hair.. just don't mess it up.

8) we don't always want to make out tho. even tho we do enjoy that sort of thing, we also like discussing your point of view on religion or politics. but watch out, because when it comes to politics, girls have very strong opinions, and a conversation like that could start a fight if you're not careful.

8) Let her wear you jacket and keep it for however long she wants. chances are
she sleeps with it on. (but only if it smells good)

those are def. tru

[wonmin]

i said "i want to have your babies" to a friend.. and she put it on her away message =]

[*salcha*]

Add this.
Don't be a horny bastard. :p

definitely.
haha the piggyback one was funny

[alyssamaddict01]

haha ok

[iiiiiiiYON]

SOUNDZ GUD.. EXPERiENcED EH? =P ALL LOGiKAL AND REALiSTiK AND VERY REASONABLE...

[dOyOOHtHINK]

may i plz add a tip.. my last boyfriend used to be so anal about this

25) Most of us dont shave our legs everyday... so get over it..you have hair on your legs.. so do we... just cause we dont groom them everyday doesnt mean we are DIRTY

[woahdude]

chicks are too hard to deal with and cost so much.... (very picky too) i don't have much luck with them

[*stephinika*]

lol some of those are interesting although some girls may think differently...but most of them aren't bad.

[lyin_in_wait]

i may be one of the only girls who hate the guitar....its all i hear all freakin nite and day, so if you play one....i mite be tempted to break it with your head :) but the rest are so true...well some of them anyway

[Chaos13]

learn from abercrombie models??? ugh........

[sammehmyst]

<:l What if a girl doesn't like this stuff? -.-

[Actorofdrama]

Lol Thanks, I Really Needed That My Gf Gets Mad At Me Because Im Always Gone!

[Ington]

Haha #16 is a relief. I am a guitarist, and lucky for me it can help me in other ways. Haha but i don't think i should try anything with lyin_in_wait. Haha i'm playing.

[dWang]

ive seen this before somewhere. these dont always work, depends on the girl your with

[xGlovex]

iv seen this somewhere i think..
but ok ill use your advise.

[auroradude]

a car really helps....just dont try to show off. I try not to but i like to pass everybody in sight.

The quote "I want to have your baby" was kind of funny, thats something you definitely dont want to say when your humping, thats for sure.

[MyADIDAS]

Yo wussup maddy, itz mason. for some reason ur always right. Thanx for lookin out. C ya at schoo



Mason

[KissMe2408]

23) whisper things in our ears. such as *You smell good* not something like *i want to have your baby*

lol omg...i want to have your baby? what a turn off. but yah when guys whisper good stuff in your ear, then it is a great turn on and when guys just hold you...always a plus