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| *krnxswat* |
 Sep 2 2004, 12:08 PM
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A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle. When the waiter asks him for his order, the man asks him about the meatball dish. The waiter explains that the meatballs are bull's testicles, and when the bull loses the bullfight, the bull is brought to the restaurant, and this beautiful dish is made.
The diner tells the waiter that he wants the bulls testicles for dinner, but the waiter tells him that only one bull a day is brought to the restaurant, but he can have it tommorrow. The diner agrees. The next day the diner goes to the restaurant, and orders the testicle dish. When his food is brought out, he notices that the meatballs are extremely small. He mentions this to the waiter, and the waiter replies, ''Well sir you have to understand, sometimes the bull wins''. |
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Sep 2 2004, 12:09 PM
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lol lmfao!!!!!!!!!
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Sep 2 2004, 07:36 PM
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 smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
ewWW!
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Sep 2 2004, 10:36 PM
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 chri$ Group: Member Posts: 1,014 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,284 |
*shudder...
yuck |
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Sep 2 2004, 10:39 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
oh dear
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Sep 3 2004, 09:05 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
*gasp* hahaha omg
 thats so wrong
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Sep 3 2004, 09:06 PM
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 Living in Shadows..yet able to see the light Group: Member Posts: 304 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,830 |
o man thats just wrong
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Sep 3 2004, 09:28 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,102 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,162 |
EW.
EW. EW. That's so nasty. 
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Sep 3 2004, 09:30 PM
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 JeSsIcA rAyE Group: Member Posts: 782 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,977 |
grroossss that is nasty!!!
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Sep 4 2004, 03:17 AM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
HAHAHAHAHA!!! that was a good one
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Sep 4 2004, 01:28 PM
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hahahaha
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Sep 4 2004, 09:22 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Oh my...Roflmsao.
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Sep 6 2004, 06:56 PM
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i dont get it. somone explain please
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Sep 8 2004, 01:23 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
i don't get it either..
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Sep 8 2004, 01:32 AM
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 Assistant Manager of Personal Group: Member Posts: 1,101 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,922 |
oh that is just wrong - ahaha
to the peeps who don't quite understand fully - its a play on logic. Since the bull lost, it gets it's testicles removed; but seeing how the man lost he now has to get HIS TESTICLES REMOVED.
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