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dont lie to mothers
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post Sep 1 2004, 12:58 AM
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John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Julie said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"
 
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post Sep 1 2004, 01:01 AM
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ooooh....thats a smart mama...lol...good joke laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 1 2004, 03:04 PM
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=/...... i dont get it..... someone explain?
 
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post Sep 1 2004, 03:05 PM
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lol so it means that his son does sleep wit his roomate its jus that he didnt tell his mom
 
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post Sep 1 2004, 04:57 PM
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hahaha what a smart mom
 
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post Sep 1 2004, 05:37 PM
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ROFL! that is a smartt mom
 
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post Sep 1 2004, 06:07 PM
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hhaha kewl mom!
 
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post Sep 1 2004, 06:11 PM
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I saw this in my friend's profile once.. Hah I was like Hahah! laugh.gif
 
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haha!! so funny... i actually get it
 
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post Sep 1 2004, 11:18 PM
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HAHAHAHA... i like that mom.
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 12:56 AM
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QUOTE(jnukes @ Sep 1 2004, 3:04 PM)
=/...... i dont get it..... someone explain?

it means that the mom set up this thing where she hit the cup thingy in the girl's bed, and then if she slept in her own bed she should've found it but then since she dint find it it means she slept in john's bed (with john obviously) so the mother find out that john was lying to her about him not sleeping witht he girl
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 01:12 AM
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OMG! a joke I actually get! Too funny too!
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 02:56 AM
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WOW THAT MAMA IS SMART !! laugh.gif
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 03:38 AM
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lmao haha john got pwned
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 06:57 AM
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hey mama... glad shes not mine........ LOL
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 01:41 PM
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ermm.gif damn that mother is so smart!
 
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post Sep 19 2004, 08:42 AM
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lolz dats funny biggrin.gif

smart mommy
 
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post Sep 19 2004, 02:16 PM
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OMG..hahaha..EVIL MOTHER ??
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That's funny.. laugh.gif
 
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haha. smart mom
 
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post Sep 19 2004, 04:47 PM
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LOL. Good one. wink.gif
 
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post Sep 19 2004, 05:39 PM
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wow, she's smart. Good joke!
 
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post Sep 19 2004, 07:57 PM
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*thumbs up* _smile.gif
 
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post Sep 19 2004, 09:36 PM
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haha
 
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post Sep 19 2004, 10:05 PM
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shut up when im sleepin......
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i wish my mom was that smart
 
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post Sep 21 2004, 04:16 AM
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pauauahaahah. smart mum.
 
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post Sep 21 2004, 08:49 PM
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haha
 
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post Sep 25 2004, 06:12 PM
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lol...I don't want to sound repetitive but that was one smart mother...heard this one before but funny nonetheless. biggrin.gif
 
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