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 Aug 31 2004, 02:45 PM
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wats the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
there are skid marks in front of the dog. |
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Aug 31 2004, 02:52 PM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
i dont get it
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Aug 31 2004, 03:23 PM
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neither do i can u explain
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Aug 31 2004, 08:18 PM
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 smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
wtf?!
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Aug 31 2004, 08:25 PM
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 -:- Nothen But Dreams -:- Group: Member Posts: 82 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,146 |
lol he means like people actually tried to brake so they wouldnt hit the dog but they kept on going and hi the lawyer
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Aug 31 2004, 10:24 PM
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Oh uhm...okay?
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Sep 1 2004, 12:21 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
xplanation:
this is another lawyer bashing joke so... skid marks come from ppl braking sharply/suddenly... the dead dog on the road with skid marks in front of it, it means wen ppl saw the dog, they TRIED to brake so they wouldn't kill the dog. the lawyer on the other hand, noone cared about so they ran him over iwthout slowing down |
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Sep 1 2004, 12:24 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
Wutt is till dun get it
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Sep 1 2004, 01:17 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
it means ppl hate lawyers so they dont try to hit hte brakes even if they are about to kill one...
but with a dog, they TRY to brake so they wont hurt the dog, but it gets killed anyways coz ppl dint brake fast enough basically, ppl care more for a dog than for lawyers |
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Sep 1 2004, 02:49 PM
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 I never give 4/10 Group: Member Posts: 627 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 45,375 |
....why it's funny??
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Sep 1 2004, 02:53 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
ok nvm then.... i thot it was pretty funni...
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Sep 1 2004, 06:54 PM
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lol it is pretty funny
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Sep 1 2004, 07:37 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
OMG!! lol this is a good joke
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Sep 27 2004, 06:43 PM
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 I'd like to have u for dinner. Group: Member Posts: 88 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,224 |
Lol I got it when I read it...I always love the jokes you put up here.
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Sep 27 2004, 07:02 PM
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 i've never wanted anything rationale. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,449 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,045 |
QUOTE(tsohg @ Aug 31 2004, 6:18 PM) wtf?! stop spaming!  and hey it was a cute joke, i wouldnt brake 
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Sep 27 2004, 11:08 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol thats a good one. o yea and he meant that pplz actually tried to break b4 they hit the dog and not the lawyer
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