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 Aug 31 2004, 01:09 PM
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 wishing for SIMPLE LOVE with Jay  Group: Member Posts: 708 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,601  |
A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. ''Hello there,'' says the man, ''and what is your name?''
''Hello,'' giggles the woman, ''I'm Stacey. What's yours?'' ''I'm Jim.'' ''Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??'' ''Sure!'' replies Jim, ''Let's go!'' So Stacey takes Jim to her house and takes him to her room. Jim sits down on the bed and notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk. ''Stacey, I noticed the picture of a man on your desk,'' Jim says. ''Yes? And what about it?'' asks Stacey. ''Is it your brother?'' ''No, it isn't, Jim!'' Stacey giggles. Jim's eyes widen, suspecting that it might be Stacey's husband. When he finally asks, ''Is it your husband?'' Stacey giggles even more, ''No, silly!'' Jim was relieved. ''Then, it must be your boyfriend!'' Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, ''No, silly!!'' ''Then, who is it?'' Jim asks. Stacey replies, ''That's me BEFORE my operation!!'' |
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Aug 31 2004, 01:15 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
ugh no. that is the worst thing anyone can go through lmao.
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Aug 31 2004, 01:20 PM
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 BANNED Group: Member Posts: 2,419 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,387 |
LMAO.
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Aug 31 2004, 02:40 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
holy SHIAT!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!
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Aug 31 2004, 08:09 PM
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 smiling hurts Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,630 |
that would be funny if it actually happened ... rofl!!
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Aug 31 2004, 10:40 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 56 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,753 |
LMAO!!!!!!
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Aug 31 2004, 10:45 PM
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 Day's Nearly Over Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,553 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 45,183 |
Ahh...the nifty Surprise in the end.. Hah. Funny.
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Aug 31 2004, 10:50 PM
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 Bubble Group: Member Posts: 341 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,405 |
LMBO... that was good. It would be amusing if that honestly happend.... LOL imagine?
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Sep 1 2004, 12:13 AM
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 I Luv Yooh! Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,183 |
LMAO! poor guy!
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Sep 1 2004, 12:23 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
LMAOOOO hahah ewwwww hes a man!!
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Sep 18 2004, 02:21 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,498 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,711 |
LOLOLOL dats hilarious
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Sep 18 2004, 10:39 PM
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 say maydayism. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,447 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 26,344 |
LOL... that's why the title is named "surprise package"....
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Sep 18 2004, 10:47 PM
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 jn Group: Member Posts: 713 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 49,769 |
yew...
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Sep 18 2004, 11:53 PM
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 Yum. =] Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139 |
OMG lol!!!!!!!!! that was a good one...hahahahaha
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Sep 19 2004, 12:15 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,541 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,332 |
OMG! HAHA. This one is too funny!
Poor guy though....lol!! |
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Sep 19 2004, 12:37 AM
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hahaha. that must of sucked for the man.
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Sep 19 2004, 12:41 AM
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oh man!
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Sep 19 2004, 01:09 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,266 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,600 |
lol made me smile
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Sep 19 2004, 05:00 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
rofl rofl thats funni XD
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