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post Aug 30 2004, 10:42 AM
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Basically, someone asks a question, answer it as if you are really really stupid.
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PS stands for what?

no, PS doesn't stand for what.

Who's your daddy?
 
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post Aug 30 2004, 01:48 PM
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i'm lala. girly girl.
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Not you.

Why do guys likes curves?
 
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post Aug 30 2004, 02:46 PM
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because its not straight

would u open a kissing booth
 
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post Aug 30 2004, 11:52 PM
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yeh so they can kiss my ass....

y do they call hamburgers "hamburgers" when they clearly have to "ham" in it?
 
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post Aug 31 2004, 12:03 AM
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because they used to mix ham with the beef?!?!


so when is christmas?
 
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post Aug 31 2004, 12:12 AM
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when hell freezes over

what does URANUS smell like
 
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post Aug 31 2004, 12:19 AM
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it smells like ur room....<-pehhh ...i cudnt think of nething better...

y do guys shave???...
 
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post Aug 31 2004, 07:42 PM
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cos ppl touch themselves at night

y do raccoons fly?
 
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post Aug 31 2004, 07:44 PM
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fly is good.

Speak Yoda, yes?
 
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post Sep 1 2004, 03:32 PM
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Yes?

cookie?
 
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post Sep 1 2004, 07:04 PM
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smiling hurts
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Yes i would like to slap you with a fish

Why do all dogs go heaven?
 
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post Sep 1 2004, 10:57 PM
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cause there men's best friends.

are we there yet? stubborn.gif

::jerry::
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 12:45 AM
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He ate it, I swear!
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No, the guy sped pass us already.

Chu eat it?
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 02:52 AM
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doot doot doot
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no im gona go for a midnight snack and some more snacks later =P



why is the chocolate melting cry.gif
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 12:49 PM
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a.because its not
q.what are male ladybugs called?
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 03:07 PM
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man ladybugs

what is sharting? lol
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 03:35 PM
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a. its a type of candy so wen ur eating it, ur sharting
q. why is the sun up?
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 08:22 PM
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The moon hates it

Why do hot dogs come in packages of eight while buns come in packages of 6??
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 09:32 PM
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cause hot dog companies and bun companies joined forces to make people to buy more buns.


why do balloons float?
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 09:54 PM
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cause someone's farting.

what do we have for science?

::jerry::
 
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post Sep 2 2004, 11:00 PM
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an old lab-coat, pen and paper

how old is god?
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 03:38 AM
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my age ...we are damn good friends

y do ppl when they want to learn an azn language they choose jap????
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 10:38 AM
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they want to be a cartoon.

why are people so into animes?
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 10:45 AM
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cause their lyfs sux and wanna be drawings instead but cant

y r sum ladybugs tan and have no spots?
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 11:08 AM
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QUOTE(Too Asian To DIE @ Sep 3 2004, 10:45 AM)
cause their lyfs sux and wanna be drawings instead but cant

y r sum ladybugs tan and have no spots?

cause they're out in the sun all day

why did the cow jump over the moon?
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 11:55 AM
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to catch a glimpse of the sun

why do water bottles always come in 500mL?
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 12:29 PM
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because 499 isn't good enough.

why do people use aim/aol more than msn?
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 12:39 PM
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because "AIM" sounds kooL cool.gif like ur about to shoot someone with bow and arrow

why dont we have 48 hour days, and the year only consist of 182.5 days
 
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post Sep 3 2004, 11:22 PM
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cause he wasnt going

whats a g dawg?
 
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post Sep 4 2004, 05:42 PM
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it's a letter

when does class end?

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post Sep 4 2004, 09:13 PM
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It ends when pigs fly.

How come I start to throw up when I eat laundry detergent?
 
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post Sep 5 2004, 12:27 AM
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coz ur supposed to dissolve it in water and DRINK IT!!!

why does my mouth feel so dry if i dont drink water for 3 days?
 
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post Sep 5 2004, 10:29 AM
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cause you have a big construction paper in your mouth

why is my nose brown?
 
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post Sep 5 2004, 11:04 PM
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hell yeh!!!! you cant get rid of cheese that easily!

how many fingers am i holding up?
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 01:11 AM
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The voices talk too much... -.-u
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Seventeen?

Tell me, what is the square root of mothing-ness?
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 03:56 AM
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roots are square, idiot

how do pens work?
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 07:35 AM
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If i told you i would have to kill you ph34r.gif

Why dpes garbage smell?
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 09:08 AM
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dpes garbage smell.

(nice spelling, person above me laugh.gif)

who are you?
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 09:33 AM
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uh, i donno

who knows a stupid question?

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post Sep 6 2004, 09:41 AM
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my dog knows a stupid question!

why does the sky become a darker blue as it goes higher up?
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 09:49 AM
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The sky is bipolar.


Why do roses turn a darker color after they're dead?
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 09:51 AM
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cause they feel like it.

how do you spell the word 'a'?

::jerry::
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 10:22 AM
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with lines.


How do i use the smilies
over
there
<----- ?
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 10:29 AM
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you er...i think you...you have to...click on them i suppose. ::shrugs::

what's this on my screen?

::jerry::
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 10:31 AM
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my butt
why am i up?
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 10:48 AM
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and they say imitation is flattering
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So you can sleep.

what does lol mean?
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 12:38 PM
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The voices talk too much... -.-u
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Linguistically overused Laughter.

Why is it called a 'building' when it's already built?
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 01:18 PM
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cuz it's not a house

oh yeah?
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 01:22 PM
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Look its...
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will you say happy birthday to me on my xanga?
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 01:22 PM
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No.

Why is grass green?
I'd like for it to be brown.
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 08:37 PM
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What the fack.
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Because it's prettier than brown! ohmy.gif

Why are you so tall? huh.gif
 
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post Sep 6 2004, 08:47 PM
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I'm not tall tho. ^_^

Why am I short?
 
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post Sep 7 2004, 08:20 PM
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QUOTE(LatinaLady @ Sep 7 2004, 4:22 AM)
will you say happy birthday to me on my xanga?

[SIZE=14] HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

[SIZE=7] becoz i stole all your tallness

who would win...spidermen or superman?
 
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post Sep 7 2004, 08:25 PM
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Neither, it'd be Kurama.
^_^

If you expect the unexpected, does that make the expexted the unexpected?
Or does that just mean you expect everything?
 
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post Sep 11 2004, 01:40 PM
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your mother

what are biscutts called biscutts
 
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post Sep 11 2004, 03:02 PM
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cuz i said so. biggrin.gif

y am i here??
 
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post Sep 11 2004, 08:12 PM
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because you are.

i stalk you. did you know?
 
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post Sep 12 2004, 05:09 PM
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QUOTE(kraziegrl @ Sep 11 2004, 8:12 PM)
because you are.

i stalk you. did you know?

no. i stalk YOU laugh.gif

what is pokemon?
 
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post Sep 12 2004, 08:09 PM
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...........
A game my friend invented that involves much poking and sharp objects.

Where can I get a Mac-formatted floppy?
 
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post Sep 13 2004, 05:59 PM
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I have no idea.

Why does sh*t smell so much?
 
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post Sep 13 2004, 06:07 PM
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Because we as humans eat stinky foods.

... When you don't pay your exorcist... Do you get re-possesed?
 
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post Sep 17 2004, 09:13 AM
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only in america

can i have a machine gun?
 
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post Sep 17 2004, 04:35 PM
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you'll shoot your eye out.


Do asians eat rice?
 
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no

whats that smell?

::jerry::
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 09:59 PM
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omg it is!!!!! its a hot dog!!!!!!!

can you read english?
 
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wot is dis engulesh u ppl kept tallken bout?

want fries with that?

::jerry::
 
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post Sep 19 2004, 12:36 AM
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yes

will jerry b king
(hint: Never)
 
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grrrr! yes!

i know you are, but what am i?

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post Sep 19 2004, 12:59 PM
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A snargle-bolloer?

Who put the freak in french fries?
 
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post Sep 19 2004, 01:23 PM
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oO? No clue...lol

Why is Britney Spears a skank hoe o.O?
 
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cause she feals like it

do you like me? mellow.gif

::jerry::
 
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post Sep 20 2004, 08:32 AM
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oh man i dont just like you i love you!

i think humans cant think do you think i can that humans can think??
 
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WTF?! lol. No I guess not? lol.


Why is celery green?
 
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post Sep 20 2004, 06:29 PM
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because apples are red.

why is a dog called a dog instead of a cat?
 
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post Sep 20 2004, 06:38 PM
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Because all dogs go to heaven, and well cats go...

Why is the sun a star?
 
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post Sep 20 2004, 06:46 PM
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Because it is composed of hydrogen and all kinds of other gases....

[Eight Hours Laer]

Um... yeah.
Why did I decide to make my username 'C.Lime.Jello.'?
 
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Cuz you loooove lime jello!!

Why did I decide to make MY username sharerolling?
[hint:Cheryl Ng]
 
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from before.. bout the star... our star is the sun cos nuclear fusion occur within the suface of the sun fuseing hydrogen to helium...

cos u love to roll share on the market?
 
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post Sep 24 2004, 11:08 PM
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Question: What's up with this dude? lol.

Real question: Beans make you fart, so why doesnt green beans make you fart?
 
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well y dont i make u fart????

do you have a brain?
 
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I left it in my coat pocket.

How come I can't hear a sound from a CD player unless I have earphones plugged in?


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post Sep 29 2004, 12:08 AM
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cuz the cd player is telepathis n it needs the plug to connect to ur brain??


y r permanent markers permanent???
 
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that`s hot ;)
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coz some people are too dumb to figure out how to get it off.


why cant we all just be friends..? sad.gif
 
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its becos ur azn....

why is the layout of cb is blue?
 
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cuz the staff is feeling blue lately....



why are boxes called "boxes"??
 
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post Sep 30 2004, 08:49 AM
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because it when they first saw boxes they said boxes

why do we sleep at night?
 
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cos then we would look very pale

why is it called "pig in a blanket"?
 
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to fall from the sky

Why is the duckie yellow?
 
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some one peed on it....

why do we ave toes?
 
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Cuz "foot fingers" sounds funny.


Why do ears make wax?
 
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cause its wants to

y am i asking u a question
 
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a sudden urge to anoy u!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

why am i a girl??
 
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Because god made you that way..

why do i like the color pink?
 
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Cuz it's a better color than puke green.

Why are there starts in the sky?
 
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so we could wish apon it

why am i extraordinary?
 
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post Oct 1 2004, 08:09 PM
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Because you are

why is my foot huge?
 
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cause your special. _smile.gif jk

who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

::jerry::
 
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the cookie monster laugh.gif


why is school so boring yawn.gif
 
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post Oct 1 2004, 08:20 PM
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erm..cuz our parents don't have anywhere else to put us during the day..its like one big lifelong daycare.

why are fires hot?
 
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Because the penguins wish for it to be so. Nyah....

Why must I have pineapples thrown at me?
 

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