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 Aug 27 2004, 09:58 PM
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These are actual messages on the bulletin board at random churches:
"This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends." "Tuesday, at 4PM, there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk, come early." "Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing Put me in my Little Bed accompanied by the Pastor." "Thursday, at 5PM, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All of those wishing to become a little mother, please meet the Pastor in his study." "This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay an egg on the altar." "A bean supper will be held Saturday evening in the church basement. Music will follow." 
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Aug 28 2004, 10:29 AM
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 Yup. They always have those kinds of...Messages. 
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Aug 28 2004, 09:59 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lmao hahaha
thats realli funni
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Aug 28 2004, 10:58 PM
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 ohBrian Group: Member Posts: 556 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,625 |
omg haha
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Aug 29 2004, 02:25 AM
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lol haha!!
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Aug 29 2004, 03:36 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
i dont think they are funny
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Aug 29 2004, 04:06 PM
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i like this one, "This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come forward and lay an egg on the altar."
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Aug 30 2004, 11:44 AM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
LOL, so funny!!! I luv those messages...
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Aug 30 2004, 02:38 PM
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TOO FUNNY! lol.
Those made me laugh. I needed a good laugh.
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Aug 30 2004, 03:08 PM
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LOL.. one thing i noticed thats funni about Catholic churces is that gambling is like a sin.. But they have biogo (a gambling game) in churches!?
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Aug 31 2004, 10:40 AM
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 CAN I BE A MONGOOSE DOG? Group: Member Posts: 60 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,788 |
LOL
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