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The excited monk
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post Aug 17 2004, 01:17 PM
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In a Buddist temple far far away..one of the elder Buddist was looking for someone good and pure to take over his place since he was getting old. So he set up a test of a stripper to strip in front of his fellow followers and see if they can resist the temptation. In order to tell if they got excited, he put a drum over their pants so that everytime they got excited the drum would go "dun dun dun dun."

So the first follower came in, sat down and the stripper started to do her thing. It didn't take a while until the drum starting pounding "dun dun dun." The elder Buddist said, "No, you are not worthy of my place."

A second follower came in, sat down and the stripper started to do her thing. She took off her bottom..than her top...and just as the elder Buddist thought he might be the one, the drum starting pounding "dun dun dun." So the elder Buddist said, "NO , you are not worthy of my place."

A third follower came in, sat down and the stripper started to do her thing. When she practically took everything off and was trying to do anything possible to seduce him, his drum did not pound a single beat. The elder Buddist ran over with happiness and said "You are the one I've been looking for!" Right then, the follower's drum started pounding.."dun dun dun dun dun..."
 
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yeseulx3
post Aug 17 2004, 01:20 PM
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Ah, mon Dieu !
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lol... cute
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 01:37 PM
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Hahaha biggrin.gif
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 01:41 PM
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lmfao!!!
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 02:14 PM
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funny
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 02:47 PM
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yea, funny. a 7/10.
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 03:36 PM
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haha thats funnie, he was gay right? lol
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 04:02 PM
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hahahhaa. that one was funny. ^.^
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 08:44 PM
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man..i'm sad. i don't really get it..
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 09:11 PM
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make me lala
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hahhah ...
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 09:55 PM
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You guys are dumb.
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How can buddhists be gay...
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 10:17 PM
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that kinda made me think before i got it, that nasty, lol gay buddhist
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 10:49 PM
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thats sad. gay buddhist? blink.gif really really sad.
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 11:38 PM
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i thought you weren't allowed to to love/like if you are a nun/buddhist ...im probably wrong anyways =/
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 11:57 PM
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LOL
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 12:09 AM
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Hahahah, very amusing.
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 02:09 AM
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OMG lol!! funny joke happy.gif
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 02:24 AM
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he's gay?! blink.gif
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 02:38 AM
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QUOTE(tootsie_kiddo @ Aug 18 2004, 2:24 AM)
he's gay?! blink.gif

lol yea thats why he gets a woody wen the elder buddhist comes over to him
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 12:45 PM
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Oh heh...
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 03:56 PM
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haha yah!...he's gay..soriee i heard it from somewhere..i know buddist aren't supose to be gay..but it's juss a JOKE!! tongue.gif
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 04:27 PM
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lol! thats funnay =)
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 11:08 PM
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i was stuck in a temple with buddist monks in taiwan...

now i think differently about them..
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 11:20 PM
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hahaha ewwww hes gay lol
 
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post Aug 19 2004, 10:12 AM
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lmao, he wuz gay the whole time
 
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post Aug 26 2004, 07:44 AM
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hahaha.
 
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post Aug 28 2004, 07:25 PM
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nice one happy.gif
 
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post Aug 29 2004, 10:13 PM
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wow hahas happy.gif
 
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post Aug 31 2004, 10:44 AM
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OMG LOL Gay haha i didnt get it at first. mellow.gif
 
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post Sep 27 2004, 06:53 PM
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LOLOL...good one! It would have been nice to see the elder buddhist's face...lol
 
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post Sep 27 2004, 07:00 PM
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haha that was good. i had to reread but oh well
 
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post Sep 27 2004, 07:08 PM
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ewwwwwwww hahahah
 
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post Sep 30 2004, 04:38 PM
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LMAO.
That's hilarious.
 
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post Oct 2 2004, 02:05 AM
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hahahaha llol that was fffuuunnnyy....

haha all men r the same....


ok NOT....jus some guys r.
 
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post Oct 31 2004, 05:05 AM
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woah..the monk wuz gay..lols
 
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laugh.gif haha good one
 
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