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 Aug 17 2004, 12:59 AM
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 Yum. =]  Group: Member Posts: 888 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,139  |
A widower who had never missed his wife until she was gone went to a
psychic to see if he could contact his late wife. Arrangements were made and one dark night he finds himself talking to her. "Honey," he says, "is that you?" "Yes, my husband," is the reply. "Are you happy?" "Yes, my husband." "Happier than you were with me?" "Yes, my husband." "Then heaven must be an amazing place." "I'm not in heaven, my husband." lol...another male-bashing joke...just a joke, okay fellas? 
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Aug 17 2004, 01:08 AM
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You guys are dumb. Group: Member Posts: 1,252 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,094 |
HAHAHAHAHAHA. OH MY GOODNESS THAT WAS JUST HILARIOUS! SIDES CRACKING APART
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Aug 17 2004, 01:32 AM
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 aint the world lovely? Group: Member Posts: 228 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,602 |
hahah good joke
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Aug 17 2004, 02:56 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 675 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,822 |
i dont get it...someone wanna explain to me? ..yah im slow and don't get jokes easily
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Aug 17 2004, 09:28 AM
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 Dark Lord of McCandless Group: Member Posts: 2,226 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,761 |
She's in hell, but even hell wasn't as bad as living with him.
Either that or she faked her death and is now living somewhere else. |
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Aug 17 2004, 10:13 AM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
 lmao... very cute
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Aug 17 2004, 01:52 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
LMFAO!111111111111111111111
ok xplanation: either shes living in hell and shes saying that its better than wen she lived with the husband (a dis to the husband) -or- shes not dead and shes cheating on the husband |
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Aug 17 2004, 01:55 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 215 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,839 |
thats funny
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Aug 17 2004, 08:58 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
lol. that was a good joke
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Aug 17 2004, 09:00 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
hahhahahahah !
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Aug 18 2004, 12:04 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
i didnt get it but i read da posts now i do LOL
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Aug 19 2004, 12:07 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha thats dirty
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Aug 19 2004, 12:37 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lol women these days tsk tsk
 lmfao
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Aug 19 2004, 03:32 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
OoO, lol! I get get i now. it took me like 2 times ta understand it!
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