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Never sunbathe nude
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post Aug 16 2004, 01:43 PM
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idk if there was a thread like this already...

There was a guy who decided to go to the beach one day and begins to sunbathe nude. A little boy comes up to him and says "mister, what's under that newspaper? " and the guy replies "my birdie. Now leave me alone " The guy fell asleep shortly and woke up in the hostpital. He asks why he was in the hospital and the doctor says he should ask the little boy. They little boy replys " Well I was playing with his birdie and it squirted at me so i pulled his two eggs."

laugh.gif i found it to be funny laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 01:47 PM
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eww! gross... funny, but gross happy.gif
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 01:59 PM
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OMG, that's really sick! But funny...in a weird way....
 
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What if that man was Andy doink?
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 03:04 PM
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QUOTE(pnai4eva @ Aug 16 2004, 1:59 PM)
OMG, that's really sick! But funny...in a weird way....

yeah same with what i was goin to say. you're signature video is hilarious. lol
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 03:14 PM
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nasty joke. It funny but nasty.
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 03:15 PM
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OMFG thats sick
lol eeeeeeeeew
funny tho.... really funny
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 04:04 PM
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ah nah that's just sick . . . laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 06:13 PM
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eh sick but then thers a long version:
so a guy goes sunbathing, then he sees a little girl coming up to him. then he quickly uses his newspaper to cover it. the little girl comes up and asks him: "mister, wats that thing under the newspaper?" the man replies "eh its a birdie.." satisfied, the girl walks a way. relieved, the guy falls asleep.

later he wakes up in the hostpital in a lot of pain. he sees the little girl from the beach and asks her "wat happened" and the girl replies
"well i was playing with the birdie, when it spit on me and i got mad so i broke its eggs and set its nest on fire..."


lmao sick but kinda funny
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 08:29 PM
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o god lol thats a lesson for u guys =P
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 08:32 PM
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LMAO! That is hilarious.
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 08:35 PM
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when guys sunbath nude.. bring a sock along.... don't want to get burned.. lol.
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 10:08 PM
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maybe the moral of the storie is to sunbathe in the privacy of your own home? that might be better. ick blink.gif
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 11:12 PM
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LOL! more disturbing pinch.gif than funny.. but still a good joke. biggrin.gif
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 11:47 PM
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eww that is soo sick! pinch.gif PUHLEEZZ hahaha i think the first version is better tho in conservative wise.
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 11:54 PM
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Whoa there, grotesque. But funny nontheless. blink.gif laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 12:31 AM
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OMG lol....so funny...i will never sunbathe nude...again shifty.gif
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 02:01 PM
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QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Aug 17 2004, 12:31 AM)
OMG lol....so funny...i will never sunbathe nude...again shifty.gif

are u a guy or a girl?
or are u... -ahem- whistling.gif
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 02:02 PM
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funny but nasty
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 05:10 PM
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gross x] funni, yet scary
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 05:14 PM
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lmao thats so funny but gross
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 05:16 PM
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funny but gross
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 05:18 PM
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QUOTE(AzNxJenny91 @ Aug 16 2004, 1:43 PM)
idk if there was a thread like this already...

There was a guy who decided to go to the beach one day and begins to sunbathe nude. A little boy comes up to him and says "mister, what's under that newspaper? " and the guy replies "my birdie. Now leave me alone " The guy fell asleep shortly and woke up in the hostpital. He asks why he was in the hospital and the doctor says he should ask the little boy. They little boy replys " Well I was playing with his birdie and it squirted at me so i pulled his two eggs."

laugh.gif i found it to be funny laugh.gif

dude that sucks.
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 07:45 PM
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EWW LMFAO!!!
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 12:14 AM
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ewww but funny 5/10
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 02:25 AM
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o wow, dats sick... but funny! laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 19 2004, 12:08 AM
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lol ewww thats sick
 
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post Aug 19 2004, 02:09 AM
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QUOTE(F1R3B4T @ Aug 16 2004, 6:13 PM)
eh sick but then thers a long version:
so a guy goes sunbathing, then he sees a little girl coming up to him. then he quickly uses his newspaper to cover it. the little girl comes up and asks him: "mister, wats that thing under the newspaper?" the man replies "eh its a birdie.." satisfied, the girl walks a way. relieved, the guy falls asleep.

later he wakes up in the hostpital in a lot of pain. he sees the little girl from the beach and asks her "wat happened" and the girl replies
"well i was playing with the birdie, when it spit on me and i got mad so i broke its eggs and set its nest on fire..."


lmao sick but kinda funny

i think u forgot snapped itz neck...... mellow.gif
 
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post Aug 19 2004, 08:02 PM
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QUOTE(Grand_master_1 @ Aug 19 2004, 2:09 AM)
i think u forgot snapped itz neck...... mellow.gif

lmfao yea i forgot about its neck whistling.gif
 
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post Aug 20 2004, 08:35 PM
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LOL! Thats extremely nasty, but very funny. Me likes ^_^
 
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post Aug 20 2004, 11:42 PM
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LMAO. Holy cow!!!
 
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made me smile but its soooo gross pinch.gif
 
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post Aug 21 2004, 10:25 AM
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QUOTE(pnai4eva @ Aug 16 2004, 1:59 PM)
OMG, that's really sick! But funny...in a weird way....

agreed.... and haha... dont offend women... lol
 
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post Aug 22 2004, 12:12 AM
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QUOTE(Grand_master_1 @ Aug 19 2004, 2:09 AM)
i think u forgot snapped itz neck...... mellow.gif

The hell? wouldn't that be nastier mellow.gif ehh... and the burning the nest on fire is grosser too =P i guess my version was the ungross-iest tongue.gif
 
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post Aug 22 2004, 12:26 AM
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lol, thats funny i heard a simliar one only its a little sister and an older brother and she goes" well his toy soldier spit at me so i bit his head off"
 
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post Aug 22 2004, 12:46 AM
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okay that is somewhat gross
the little boy eWwWw....
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 09:54 AM
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lol.. i found it funny, a little sick, okay it was sick, but funny laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 02:47 PM
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eww grossssss
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 05:53 PM
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Dumb kid.
 
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oh wow. hahahahahahahahaha. shifty.gif
 
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HAHAHA how pervertedly gross. Lol.
 
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^ hehe funny but gross
 
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OMG!! The poor guy had his nuts pulled out!! THATs so nasty!! but oddly funny...
 
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post Aug 30 2004, 02:11 PM
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That's sick but funny laugh.gif

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oh my lord. i feel bad for that guy. lol
 
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