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Ghost Hick
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post Aug 15 2004, 11:32 AM
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A visiting professor at Texas A & M University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands.

"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further.....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.

The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost." The student replies, "Ghost? Damn..... From back there I thought you said 'goats'!"
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 12:08 PM
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lmao, he had sex with a goat?! ohmy.gif man, datz nasty!!!! pinch.gif eeeew beastality!!! sick.gif
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 12:24 PM
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haha that's funny!
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 01:22 PM
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haha funny
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 02:07 PM
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_dry.gif lmao!! rednecks...
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 03:59 PM
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gaaah!!! sex with goats!!!!
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 09:03 PM
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EWWWWWW! laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 09:37 PM
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hahaha omg thats sooo wrong
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 10:10 PM
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Heh?
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 11:05 PM
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doot doot doot
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o god ... lol thats disgusting
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 11:10 PM
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Lmao. grosssssss.
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 11:35 PM
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hahahaha, wow..
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 04:39 AM
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eww. that's disgusting. i totally hope that's physically impossible..ick
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 04:53 AM
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LMAO
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 05:23 AM
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Hahahaha that's both funny and disgusting >_< tongue.gif
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 09:28 AM
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ohh i've heard of that one before, but this one is funny the second time, besides i forgot part of it.
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 01:49 PM
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O, i heard that joke b4 sumwhere. That joke is messed up, really!
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 01:52 PM
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mellow.gif

yuck
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 03:25 PM
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omfg thats.... kinky
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 04:02 PM
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EWWWW . . . LMAO laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 06:26 PM
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i'd like to be in that big a classroom..
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 06:51 PM
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LMFAO. Now that is a joke. 9/10
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 07:20 PM
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ooooooooooooooooold. and not funny anymore
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 02:08 PM
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QUOTE(th5418 @ Aug 16 2004, 7:20 PM)
ooooooooooooooooold. and not funny anymore

who frickn cares as long as noone posted it on cb yet
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 02:09 PM
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i get it. funny
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 08:27 PM
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eww boys have Co0tiES :P
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goats laugh.gif lmao
 
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