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post Aug 14 2004, 12:55 PM
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It is really long but FUNNY!!!!

>A six-year-old boy goes to his dad and asks:
>"Daddy, What are politics?"
>
>The dad answers:
>Well, son let me explain it to you this way:
>
>I'm the head of the family so call me
>The President
>
>Your mother is the administrator of the money...
>so we'll call her
>The Government
>
>The nanny...
>we'll consider her
>The Working Class
>
>We're all here to take care of your needs...
>so we'll call you
>The People
>
>And that is kind of how Politics work
>Now think it and see if it makes sense
>
>So...the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his dad has >said.
>Later that night the boy hears his baby brother crying
>so he gets up to check on him
>
>He finds his little brother completely soiled in his diaper.
>he goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep.
>
>Not wanting to wake her
>he goes to the nanny's room
>he finds his daddy in bed with the nanny
>
>He gives up and finally goes to bed.
>The next morning at the breakfast table
>the little boy says to his father:
>"Daddy I think I understand the concept of politics now."
>
>The Father says:
>"Good son now tell me in your own words what politics are"
>
>The little replies:
>
>"The President
>is screwing
>The Working Class
>while
>The Government
>is sound asleep
>
>The People
>are being ignored
>and
>The Future
>is in deep sh*t."
 
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conster
post Aug 14 2004, 06:46 PM
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hahaa i think thats funny lol
 
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post Aug 14 2004, 06:58 PM
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haha, thats funny
 
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post Aug 14 2004, 10:07 PM
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hehe. i get it, yep, it is funny.

I give it 8/10
 
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omg i kno this joke!! my teacher told it me on thursday
 
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post Aug 14 2004, 10:34 PM
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laugh.gif That is funny and also true.
 
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post Aug 14 2004, 10:58 PM
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lmfao!!!!!! loL!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 03:06 AM
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What the fack.
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Rotflmmfsao!! laugh.gif biggrin.gif




That's a smart kid.
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 04:10 AM
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lmao XD thats realli funni
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 02:18 PM
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"the president is screwing the working class"
lmao!!!
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 02:20 PM
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That's a good one! laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 01:44 PM
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lol, good joke!
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 01:56 PM
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haha cute
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 03:18 PM
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OMG lmao.... wtf is wrong with the dad lmao
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 04:06 PM
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LMAO so true laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 05:33 PM
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haha, wow thats funnie good job!
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 06:15 PM
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it was true before 2001.
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 06:17 PM
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QUOTE(sikdragon @ Aug 16 2004, 6:15 PM)
it was true before 2001.

eh who cares dude, its a joke. juz for laffs
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 10:25 PM
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lol...that's interesting. people have a lot of time on their hands.
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 02:09 PM
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thats why kids these days haf the wrong idea about reality..
 
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post Aug 17 2004, 02:11 PM
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funny but tru
 
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post Sep 13 2004, 05:41 PM
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haha thas funny laugh.gif
 
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haha i think thats funny
 
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post Sep 16 2004, 11:35 PM
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its kind of funny but then again so real
 
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post Sep 17 2004, 12:04 AM
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Heh...
 
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post Sep 17 2004, 08:35 AM
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haha
 
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post Sep 18 2004, 02:30 PM
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excelent.
 
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post Sep 26 2004, 12:32 PM
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LOL!! That's really witty...the sad thing is that it's also true. laugh.gif great joke!
 
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post Sep 26 2004, 07:08 PM
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hahah smartone
 
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post Oct 1 2004, 02:39 PM
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lol that was a good joke!!
 
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post Oct 2 2004, 02:09 AM
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hahahaha thats wicked!!!!


lol ....9/10
 
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HAHAHAHAH i liked it _smile.gif
 
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