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 Aug 11 2004, 08:12 PM
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My uncle once spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he decided that he'd go to church on Sunday and sit at the back. During the service he would sneak out and grab a hat from the rack at the front door.
On Sunday, he went to church and sat at the back. The sermon was about the 10 commandments. He sat through the whole sermon and instead of sneaking out he waited until the sermon was over and went to talk to the minister. "Father, I came here today to steal a hat to replace the one I lost. But after hearing your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I changed my mind." The minister said, "Bless you my son. Was it when I started to preach thou shall not steal, that changed your heart?" My uncle responded, "No, it was the one on adultery. When you started to preach on that, I remembered where I left my hat." |
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Aug 11 2004, 08:21 PM
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 doot doot doot Group: Member Posts: 1,803 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,954 |
 lol i had to read it twice to get it
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Aug 11 2004, 08:37 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
LOL. That funny.
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Aug 11 2004, 08:38 PM
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 bang bang! my baby shot me down! Group: Member Posts: 754 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,848 |
lol
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Aug 11 2004, 08:49 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
naughty naughty
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Aug 11 2004, 08:54 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lmao glad every1 likes it
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Aug 11 2004, 11:46 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha dayum thats one naughty guy
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Aug 12 2004, 10:01 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,267 |
lols that jokes pretty funny
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Aug 12 2004, 10:04 AM
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 who again? Group: Member Posts: 555 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,458 |
humerous. basically anything you post is funny.
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Aug 12 2004, 11:15 AM
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 Roses are red so r my cheeks! Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,115 |
ok.. umm I read it like 3times I dont get it
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Aug 12 2004, 11:23 AM
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LoL some people these days
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Aug 12 2004, 01:09 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
Naughty uncle...
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Aug 12 2004, 02:36 PM
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QUOTE(chica777708 @ Aug 12 2004, 11:15 AM) ok.. umm I read it like 3times I dont get it ok. adultery means when ur cheating on your wife or husband. 2 of teh 10 commandments are "thou shall not steal" and "thou shall not commit adultery". the uncle remembers where he placed his hat when the preist guy was reading the 10 commandments. but the priest thot that he had chosen not to steal instead, when he actually remembered he put down his hat somewhere when he was hafing an affair |
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Aug 13 2004, 12:37 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
haha lol! naughty guy...
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Aug 13 2004, 01:33 AM
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Haha I get that.
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Aug 13 2004, 03:17 PM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar. Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896 |
rofl, i get it, lol
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