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adam and eve
vivienong
post Aug 10 2004, 08:46 AM
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nothing personal or anythign just found this on a friend's xangar :P


Adam and Eve.



Sitting in the garden of eden on day eve asks adam

"are we black or are we white"

adams not real sure so he decides to ask god,
so the next day adam climbs all the way to the top of Mount Sinai to ask him.

God answers "you are what you are my son"

So adams goes down and tells eve they are white.

Eve asks what did god say
adam says he told me "you are what you are my son"

eve asks how does that make us white

adam says cause if we were black he would have said
"you is what you is brother ".
 
 
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post Aug 10 2004, 09:19 AM
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lol, its an alrite joke i guess
 
yeseulx3
post Aug 10 2004, 11:51 AM
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mellow.gif
 
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post Aug 10 2004, 12:11 PM
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lmao! happy.gif i get it! kidna racist tho. lol shifty.gif
 
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post Aug 10 2004, 12:16 PM
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huh.gif ........i dont get it
 
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post Aug 10 2004, 12:23 PM
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..The topic title attracted me into here. But anyways.. pretty uh.. funny, I guess?
 
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post Aug 10 2004, 12:28 PM
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lmao nice one, shoulda been azn buh nice one hahas
 
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post Aug 10 2004, 03:39 PM
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Lol. Funny. Yep, could be turn into a azn joke though.
 
pnai4eva
post Aug 10 2004, 03:43 PM
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LMAO
 
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post Aug 10 2004, 09:52 PM
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lol thats an ok joke
 
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post Aug 10 2004, 11:18 PM
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lol. i found that funny laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 01:40 AM
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lol isn't that kinda like a diss to all 3 of dem, adam eve and god?
 

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