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a ghost?!, omg..
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post Aug 7 2004, 10:56 PM
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One night, a taxi driver picked up a young lady with long black hair.
He asked her, "where are u going, miss?"
She answers, "the cemetery please."
Then he thinks to himself.."why would anyone go there late at nite... owell business is business."

During the ride, the driver occassionally looks at the mirror to look at that pretty lady. He looks back and sees her pretty face.. He looks back again, but some reason she disappeared!! He was already on the high way and cant drop her off... so he just kept driving.. and looked back again.. oddly she was there again.. so he thought maybe he was under stress and jus seeing things..

To make sure he wasnt seeing things he looked back.. and she was gone. ohmy.gif He got really scared so he pressed on his break really hard.. and caused himself to lean forwards... but he was still on the highway so he kept driving..

He looked at the mirror to check for her again.. this time.. she was there.. but with blood all over her face.. he screams and says "why me???? i didnt do anything to u! i dont even knoe u!! why do u have to go after me??"

the lady says.." what are u talking about??? u think im a ghost??"
he says, "arent u??? u keep reappearing and disappearing and how u get blood all over urself??"
the lady goes.."WELL.. i wanted to pick my nose but u kept staring bak at me and it wouldnt be lady-like to pick her nose in front of a guy... so i ducked down... and why did u break all of a sudden?? i was pickin my nose down there and i had my finger in... and it went in.. thats y im bleeding.."

lol sorry its long but i think it was funny wen i heard it
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 11:24 PM
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Lmao, unexpected laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 11:40 PM
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haha..i was getting really creeped out by it at first..but HAHA..
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 12:11 AM
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haha man that joke waz creepin me out at first
 
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ha..ha..

weird. =/
 
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i was starting to think to my self this doesnt belong in humor good joke
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 12:25 AM
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haha yeah, i was about to say "this is humor?" ahh got the chills reading the beginning, but yeah lol funny story, kinda sounds like a filipino tale but then the others were really SCARY not jokes lol. yeah.
 
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haha. that first part kinda creeped me out..but why is she going to the cemetary late at night anyways? huh.gif
 
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lmao i was beginnin to get freaked out lmao thats hilarious
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 03:19 AM
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Rofl, man..I was kinda' creeped out at first! But I like the ending. Lol. Funneh. laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 05:44 AM
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lmfao... XD
wow i heard this joke before, but it's always funny when i hear it over again...
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 06:11 AM
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o haha that made me laugh =]
 
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Wouldn't she be dead?
I mean, lodge your finger up deep enough and you're gonna be able to tickle your brain.
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lol
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 02:14 PM
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haha thats funny..she should have picked her nose at the cemetary..lol...just saying..lol
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 02:20 PM
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But why did she need to go to the cemetary....

maybe she IS a ghost but she's just making up a story to tell the taxi driver...
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 04:52 PM
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Eww that's sick and unexpected.
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 05:00 PM
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awww how sad laugh.gif poor lady who was just trying to be polite!! lmao
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 06:27 PM
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OMG real unexpected...nasty...lol funny tho tongue.gif
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 09:56 PM
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tongue.gif i got this joke wen i was in japan lol the tour guide told us
 
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post Aug 10 2004, 03:32 PM
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LOL. Now that funny. I didn't expect that would happen.
 
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post Aug 10 2004, 03:46 PM
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lols i heard this story before...buh its still funny
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 05:28 AM
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QUOTE(sweet wit a twist @ Aug 8 2004, 2:14 PM)
haha thats funny..she should have picked her nose at the cemetary..lol...just saying..lol

so true ..
 
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lol...that was ....unexpected. lol..i sorta thought this was gonna be a horror storie..*scaried* hehe...welll..lessoned learned..never pick your nose in a cab...
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 06:56 AM
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it was so creepy in the beginning but the ending is really unpredictable.
 
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