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Best Break Up Ever, it's not working out anymore..
Levy2k6
post Jul 31 2004, 11:28 PM
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not a good topic for some ppl but...
have ya ever had a break up so funny and hilarious that you and your friends always talk about or always remmember when your around the person or something? idk but i want to hear them, lol. eh im bored.


back in 8th grade (the good old days), i asked this girl out during lunch one day... the following morning something made me want to break up with her. it was in the cafeteria and all the friends were around and i came up to her and i said "I Can't Take Your *hit anymore, **** off *itch!"

[EDIT] i then pushed her (softly) but she still fell.. she didnt get hurt [/Edit]

and then i hauled ass. she was pretty short and stuff and she ran after me and when she caught up to be me and started kicking the crap out of me... all my friends were laughing so hard. i was even laughing when she caugh up to me....

now we gonna be juniors and i was chilling with her today (she said she doesnt remmeber but all my friends do... there was like 6 friends there that witnessed it) and she was like.... man that was horrible. and then we laughed.

so how were ur break ups? any good ones?
this post could be in the guys locker.... lol.

This post has been edited by Levy2k6: Aug 1 2004, 12:04 AM
 
 
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Joo_Hoodles
post Jul 31 2004, 11:54 PM
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Man o man...i wish to god my break-ups were funny. There is usually crying and all that Sh*t that u dont want to deal with involved...ugha pinch.gif
 
Levy2k6
post Jul 31 2004, 11:57 PM
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oh crap.. i forgot the funniest part to my break up..

i pushed her and she fell after i told her "i cant take your..."... sounds bad but its funny. and then she ran after me... she caught up to me... and i run pretty fast.
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 12:08 AM
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i wish mines were funnie but yea..its always dramatic and tears are always there sad.gif
 
*Azarel*
post Aug 1 2004, 03:34 AM
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Laugh. Laugh out loud. biggrin.gif Probably my last one. I found out (after we broke up) that he was trying too hook up with my friend's friend who's across the nation while he was with me. That pissed me off, so I changed all his passwords (which stupidly, were all my name.) He kept yelling at me over AIM and now he's pissed at me. But all in all, great fun. I just have to deal with him this year since we're club officer's together. )< His xanga is f_cked over though.
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 04:38 AM
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no. all of my break ups have pain

pain that pains my soul

i'm pained
 
J.K
post Aug 1 2004, 06:35 AM
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um...well...there was this one breakup, i dont know if it was funny to the guy but he was like, i want to go out with your friend and my friend didnt like him so we ganged up on him and apparently axe catches on fire very easily...but yea. we had a lighter and we were burning his backpack and it basically blew up... whistling.gif
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 06:55 AM
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QUOTE(J.K @ Aug 1 2004, 6:35 AM)
um...well...there was this one breakup, i dont know if it was funny to the guy but he was like, i want to go out with your friend and my friend didnt like him so we ganged up on him and apparently axe catches on fire very easily...but yea. we had a lighter and we were burning his backpack and it basically blew up... whistling.gif

LOL! laugh.gif
 
Levy2k6
post Aug 1 2004, 10:27 AM
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i would love to see that... haha.
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 11:00 AM
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Back in 7th grade I broke up with her at lunch (she was in mad love with me) and she threw her water at my 'crotch area' and it looked like I pissed my pants. No one knew what happened either cause it was in a private place...we still laugh about...haha
 
Just_Dream
post Aug 1 2004, 11:04 AM
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Pssh.. people in middle school alwasy took break ups seriously loll it was never funny. They made a big deal out of it @_@ When it was only middle school and relationships didn't even last for 4 months lol. And it was more like a puppy love just holding hands thing, not serious. And there were all those people claiming all this crap and that they were in love and stuff. Pssh it was never funny lol.

BUT.. I did date this one guy in 8th grade (2nd boyfriend) and I broke up w/ him at 1.5 months. And the next year, we were freshman. Then everyone made fun of him because he dated an elementary schooler (she was 8 or 11, I forgot.. maybe 11 idk lol). Bleh I was like @_@ Bleh.. And i think it's sorta funny that he went out w/ someone younger in his second relationship (i was his first). lol =X

But anyways yea no funny break up stories for me >_<"
 
ComradeRed
post Aug 1 2004, 11:12 AM
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If I had one, I bet it would be funny.
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 12:41 PM
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QUOTE(Just_Dream @ Aug 1 2004, 11:04 AM)
Pssh.. people in middle school alwasy took break ups seriously loll it was never funny. They made a big deal out of it @_@ When it was only middle school and relationships didn't even last for 4 months lol. And it was more like a puppy love just holding hands thing, not serious. And there were all those people claiming all this crap and that they were in love and stuff. Pssh it was never funny lol.

BUT.. I did date this one guy in 8th grade (2nd boyfriend) and I broke up w/ him at 1.5 months. And the next year, we were freshman. Then everyone made fun of him because he dated an elementary schooler (she was 8 or 11, I forgot.. maybe 11 idk lol). Bleh I was like @_@ Bleh.. And i think it's sorta funny that he went out w/ someone younger in his second relationship (i was his first). lol =X

But anyways yea no funny break up stories for me >_<"

the hell are u talking about, most kids are having sex in middle school, it aint some shitty puppy love. U honestly dont know what your talking about
and i never had a funny break-up but damn i wanna see the back pack getting blown up
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 01:35 PM
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haha i like the backback blow up, lol. nnnah breakups for me are always sad with tears... never funny!
 

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