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 Jul 30 2004, 01:23 AM
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Newbie  Group: Member Posts: 4 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,335  |
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.
The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?" The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move. The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What do you want on your back?" "I will take nothing!" says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch. "What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American. He responds, "I'll take the Mexican." |
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Jul 30 2004, 08:22 AM
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 Soft drinks are my high Group: Member Posts: 157 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,149 |
lol
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Jul 30 2004, 08:29 AM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
 haha funny |
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Jul 30 2004, 09:19 AM
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 TheQuietThingsNoOneEverKnows Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,721 |
hehehehe
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Jul 30 2004, 03:17 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
hahahaha i posted one KINDA like that.. but here it goes:
there was an AMERICAN, and ARMENIAN, a CHINESE, and a MEXICAN in this airplane. the plane was having trouble, and it was going to go down. so the pilot says "everyone, grab whatever you have most in your country and exit out of the plane." the chinese grabs his bag of rice and jumps out the door. the mexican grabs his bad of beans and jumps out the door. the american grabs the armenian and jump ou the plane... haha ;] |
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Jul 30 2004, 03:27 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,330 |
haha these are funny
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Jul 30 2004, 09:57 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
...???... im confuse... ???...
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Jul 31 2004, 09:17 AM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
haha lol clever...
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Jul 31 2004, 09:20 AM
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LoL I like both of those, whoo....
-Courtney |
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Aug 2 2004, 08:28 PM
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 dizzy me up. Group: Member Posts: 3,191 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,139 |
LOL. i dink i get it o_O
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Aug 2 2004, 08:43 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 279 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,749 |
how sad haha
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Aug 3 2004, 11:12 AM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar. Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896 |
haha, i get it!!! lol
funny... |
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Aug 3 2004, 11:14 AM
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 hi. call me linda. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,187 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,475 |
oh i get it, haha.
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Aug 3 2004, 09:50 PM
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 vertically challenged Group: Member Posts: 181 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,342 |
haha poor mexican though.. being whipped 10 more times
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Aug 4 2004, 09:57 PM
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 advanced newbie... S2 Group: Member Posts: 3,504 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 752 |
OMG that is soo flicken sad!!
 poor mexican! dude, that frikken American is evil
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Aug 5 2004, 12:18 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 675 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,822 |
LOL...i actually GET this joke. tsk tsk the Amazon doode should of just get of the of the tribe people and save the American traveler from more pain.
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Aug 5 2004, 03:55 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
rofl man thats dirty
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Aug 5 2004, 05:48 AM
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 :hammer: Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,849 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,700 |
Lol. Smart xD
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Aug 5 2004, 08:57 AM
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lol, ouch
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Aug 5 2004, 11:54 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,102 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,162 |
Haha, poor Mexican!
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Aug 5 2004, 02:07 PM
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 PARTY NAKED Group: Member Posts: 485 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,032 |
haha!! good stuff thats funny
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Aug 5 2004, 02:15 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
i just pity the mexican and the guy who chose oil... i mean thats kidna stupid of them, they could've chose liek a brick wall or sumfin... those 2 not very smart the american has more common sense... lol good joke tho
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