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 Jul 30 2004, 01:22 AM
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An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says,
"We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump. At least one of you will survive." The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers, "God Save The Queen," and jumps. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers, "Viva La France," and he also jumps. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers, "Remember the Alamo," and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane. |
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Jul 30 2004, 08:53 AM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
i don't... get it
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Jul 30 2004, 09:25 AM
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hahaha, i get it
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Aug 3 2004, 12:32 AM
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 dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
you gotta be texan to truely apreciate this one.
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Aug 3 2004, 11:13 AM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar. Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896 |
ahaha, thats pretty funny, lol
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Aug 3 2004, 01:25 PM
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 tag! you're it! ;D Group: Member Posts: 555 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,572 |
i don`t get it .. yeaa i`m slow
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Aug 4 2004, 01:31 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
??!?!?!? i dont get it?!?!?!?
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Aug 4 2004, 03:23 PM
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dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
texas history:
texas was a part of mexico. they wanted independence texan revolution battle of the alamo 300 texans guard the alamo agains 4000 mexicans. they hold out for 3 days. they are all executed. 'remeber the alamo' becomes the battle cry of texas, which later becomes an independed country before joining the US. |
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Aug 5 2004, 04:19 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol haha thats realli mean
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Aug 6 2004, 10:04 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
That's mean, but funny!
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Aug 7 2004, 06:56 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
erm uh... dnt get it
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Aug 7 2004, 10:14 PM
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dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
read about texas history. it's in a reply.
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Aug 7 2004, 10:17 PM
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 :hammer: Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,849 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,700 |
Rofl.. how evil.
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Aug 8 2004, 03:23 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
LoL. I get it. Not bad.
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Aug 10 2004, 03:46 PM
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 Ne0 Is The One Group: Member Posts: 1,348 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,349 |
I didn't get it at first until I remembered the history of texas and read it.
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Aug 10 2004, 11:39 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
I don't really get it...
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Aug 11 2004, 01:15 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
lmfao i get it now thx for xplanation
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