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Your life..... as an egg....
jnukes
post Jul 29 2004, 03:07 PM
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If you think life is bad.....



How would you like to be an egg?



You only get laid once.



You only get eaten once.



It takes four minutes to get hard.



Only two minutes to get soft.



You share your box with 5 other guys



But worst of all..



the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!!!



So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!!



laugh.gif biggrin.gif tongue.gif
 
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iZnEedSuMcOkE
post Jul 29 2004, 07:07 PM
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i'm his cookies&cream monster!
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hahaz!! i wouldn't wanna be an egg.. tongue.gif
 
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post Jul 29 2004, 08:23 PM
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ouch. thats gotta... suck... -__-;; poor egg
 
*Fallen_Fairy*
post Jul 29 2004, 08:25 PM
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oh man thats fxcked up!
 
Hells_Ice
post Jul 30 2004, 09:43 AM
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hehehehe. egg...lol
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 12:39 PM
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lol

what about that siamese person??

ur a siamese twin
ur attached to your borther
your brother is gay
he has a date coming over tonite
you only have one ass

x] isnt that so sad??
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 12:50 PM
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Weren't we all a part of an egg at one time? but I'm glad I'm a person.
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 01:15 PM
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questions make me blue.
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QUOTE(emptyminded @ Jul 30 2004, 12:50 PM)
Weren't we all a part of an egg at one time? but I'm glad I'm a person.

laugh.gif yup. `cept we were like..."YO YO YO YO EMBRYO!!" biggrin.gif

props to the eggs!! _smile.gif
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 01:16 PM
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QUOTE(ThePrincessofTKD @ Jul 30 2004, 1:15 PM)
laugh.gif yup. `cept we were like..."YO YO YO YO EMBRYO!!" biggrin.gif

props to the eggs!! _smile.gif

lmao*choke* u made me choke on air =P
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 03:12 PM
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sicksicksick.
how can you turn something so innocent like an egg... to something so PERVERTED?!??!
ACK
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 05:15 PM
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QUOTE(IIO__oII @ Jul 30 2004, 3:12 PM)
sicksicksick.
how can you turn something so innocent like an egg... to something so PERVERTED?!??!
ACK

man..chill its juss a joke..

lmfao..funny stuff
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 09:15 PM
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tag! you're it! ;D
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aha wow that really suCks to be an egg ..
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 09:46 PM
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hhaha..omg! dis is gay!!!
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 10:18 PM
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Hahaha...ouch pinch.gif

served!
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 10:28 PM
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Eek.
Ahh.
>.<
 
sammi rules you
post Jul 31 2004, 04:35 AM
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WWMD?! - i am from the age of BM 2
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Haha. That is funny. But what about a girl egg? wacko.gif
 
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post Jul 31 2004, 09:15 AM
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lmao... that makes sense happy.gif
 
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post Jul 31 2004, 06:34 PM
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LOL. poor eggs, thank god im human.
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 03:30 PM
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LOL. haha
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 10:26 PM
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hahaha thank god im not an egg
 
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post Aug 2 2004, 01:21 AM
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LMAAAAOOO!!!!!!!!!!
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 10:20 PM
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WHOA!!! Glad i'm not an egg...
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 02:04 AM
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lol sick joke but funny none the less...
thank god im not egg
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 06:20 AM
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it would be cool to be an egg what are you talking about
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 07:28 AM
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I like eggs.
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 11:11 AM
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haha i heard that one before...i wouldn't wanna be an egg...come to think about it...i don't even like eggs! lol biggrin.gif
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 04:58 AM
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my eggs come in a dozen...so thats 11 other eggs to share my sweaty box with wink.gif
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 11:21 AM
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HAHAHAHA NiCEEEEE. very cute loL
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 12:39 PM
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but they do taste mm mm good ! _smile.gif
 
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