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mystah_danger
post Jul 29 2004, 02:59 AM
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A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need
to enter a password.

Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in

"P...E...N...I...S".

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

****PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH****
 
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silver-rain
post Jul 29 2004, 09:19 AM
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hi. call me linda.
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haha, that's funny.
 
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post Jul 29 2004, 11:55 AM
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hahaha
ewwwwww
xO
 
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post Jul 29 2004, 12:01 PM
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thats hilarious
 
iZnEedSuMcOkE
post Jul 29 2004, 12:03 PM
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i'm his cookies&cream monster!
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lol poor man
 
chica777708
post Jul 29 2004, 12:27 PM
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Roses are red so r my cheeks!
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HAHA OMg that is funnie lol
 
Justingamemaster
post Jul 29 2004, 12:29 PM
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mmm....beer....
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mahahahahhahahhhahaahaha laugh.gif

shifty.gif I pretty sure if i typed it would be long enough whistling.gif
 
aznplayaz
post Jul 29 2004, 08:52 PM
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hahaha yo thats funny
 
LatinaLady
post Jul 29 2004, 08:57 PM
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Look its...
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lmao i seenit before and still is good. yup=) should say it to one of my friends when on the comp
 
yeseulx3
post Jul 29 2004, 08:58 PM
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lmao
 
Hells_Ice
post Jul 30 2004, 09:38 AM
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lol
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 12:07 PM
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s a r a h r o s e <3
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lol!! isnt that someones avatar? but LOL THATS SO FUNNI
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 03:10 PM
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doot doot doot
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lmao hahahahha laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 03:14 PM
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lol awesome joke laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 09:21 PM
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tag! you're it! ;D
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lmao !! laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 09:55 PM
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omfg!!! haha.... dis cracks me up real bad!
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 09:58 PM
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:hammer:
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Oh no, my password is revealed! wink.gif
 
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post Jul 30 2004, 10:12 PM
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haha... ouch!
 
juliar
post Jul 30 2004, 10:14 PM
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3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me.
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Tsk tsk.
Trying to be funny amounts to nothing.
 
Foolish Heart
post Jul 31 2004, 01:25 AM
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Aww! ^___^
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Hahaha.

-hEaRt <3
 
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post Jul 31 2004, 01:58 AM
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niiice laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 31 2004, 01:58 AM
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ohh gosh no
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hahah thats funny, i think i saw that on someones avatar in cb. But oh well good joke.
 
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post Jul 31 2004, 02:06 AM
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Haha I get it.
 
SarahxJoy
post Jul 31 2004, 02:08 AM
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What the fack.
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LoL! I like that. You just made my day.
 
rnrn897
post Jul 31 2004, 02:16 AM
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^ moo...
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el em eff ae oh.
erm.. every1 took all the good ones :T
 
sammi rules you
post Jul 31 2004, 04:34 AM
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WWMD?! - i am from the age of BM 2
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hahahahaha. laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 31 2004, 08:35 PM
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something more
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hahahahah...HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! funny funny funny!
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 04:21 AM
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Hi! I'm Dani :)
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hahaha lmao man thats realli funni
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 02:48 PM
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dizzy me up.
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LOL.. dats fimmu
 
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post Aug 1 2004, 09:26 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA. ohmygosh,.
 
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post Aug 2 2004, 08:29 PM
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hahahs lol
 
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post Aug 2 2004, 08:46 PM
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funny shifty.gif
 
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post Aug 3 2004, 11:15 AM
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lmao, ahahaha, i get it!!
 
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post Aug 3 2004, 11:18 AM
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laugh.gif That is a good one! Haha.
 
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post Aug 3 2004, 05:13 PM
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Hahah xD
 
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post Aug 3 2004, 06:35 PM
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hm, there was a comic on this a long time ago at cb. lol but still it cracks me up.
 
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post Aug 3 2004, 06:54 PM
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haha funny
 
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post Aug 3 2004, 08:44 PM
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was it really that funny? i didnt laugh. stubborn.gif
 
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post Aug 3 2004, 08:56 PM
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eww thass pretty gross but serves him right for trying to be gross laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 06:23 PM
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LOL LMFAO thats hilarious!!!!!!!!!
 
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post Aug 5 2004, 06:26 PM
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QUOTE(i_am_shoe @ Aug 3 2004, 6:35 PM)
hm, there was a comic on this a long time ago at cb. lol but still it cracks me up.

hahha! yeah..i saw the comic..once i saw the topic title i knew it was this _smile.gif
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 04:27 PM
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ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah
some one need viagra
 
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post Aug 6 2004, 09:36 PM
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ROFL, that's hilarious!
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 05:15 AM
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Lol. That's funny.. happy.gif
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 09:49 AM
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lmao guy aint good with "computers" i guess
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 02:12 PM
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lol-i showed this 2 all my friends but they didn't get it cry.gif
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 06:58 PM
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when mary jane isn't around.
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i've heard that before heh laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 08:13 PM
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LMAO
 
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