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post Jul 27 2004, 05:37 AM
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Words Women Use

Study this and know it!

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING

This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'.

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)

This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

SOFT SIGH

Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow.

GO AHEAD.

At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO

This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful
and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT

This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 07:22 AM
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i think my brain has fizzled out. altho i must say...that does help..somehow.
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 09:04 AM
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Haha true.
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 10:22 AM
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Its like the womens code language... This could be vital stuff LOL...
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 10:41 AM
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QUOTE(eboarder2020 @ Jul 27 2004, 8:22 AM)
Its like the womens code language... This could be vital stuff LOL...

this is very vital it boggled my mind by all the things that cum after each word the "loud sigh" the "thnx a lot" iv been thru all those words at one time or another i think evry guy has
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 12:28 PM
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Man isn't that the dang truth...I know every single one of them...and I was in a experience just like that...sigh! lol...
 
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post Aug 14 2004, 06:28 PM
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lmao

my friend thats a grl says thanks a lot all of the time but it doesnt mean that

hmmm steriotype ermm.gif
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 12:08 AM
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wow that's totally my language, thanks for giving it out! lol jk it's very true, yet kinda sad..
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 12:36 AM
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heh dont u think guys should try to figure this stuff out on their own oO; shortcuts are a no no ;] , but yea ur post is correct :O
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 12:47 AM
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lmao!! hmm true...; lol "five minutes"
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 01:10 PM
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hmm ill have ta remeber that somethin in the not to near future
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 01:39 PM
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This is so old my grandma will go onto my computer and remember seeing this when she was young.
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 01:53 PM
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QUOTE(someflipguy @ Jul 27 2004, 10:28 AM)
Man isn't that the dang truth...I know every single one of them...and I was in a experience just like that...sigh! lol...

was it a sigh or a moan shifty.gif
 
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post Aug 15 2004, 03:45 PM
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i'm saving that on my pc and show my friends later... maybe they will finally learn something.
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 11:54 AM
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haha i expericeced those wid some girls
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 12:19 AM
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aw thats so cool i wish i thought of that
 
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post Aug 24 2004, 02:29 PM
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u seemed 2 have forgotten 1........

I'LL CALL YOU

This means that she'll call you alright, just within a month or so.
 
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post Aug 25 2004, 05:27 AM
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hmm really
 
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post Aug 25 2004, 02:06 PM
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i dont see anything wrong with that...
guys: print it out and make it ur study guide lol
 
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post Aug 26 2004, 05:29 AM
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QUOTE
guys: print it out and make it ur study guide lol


or memorize it.
 
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lol , that was interesting . hope it makes me better with the girls cool.gif biggrin.gif
 
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post Aug 29 2004, 02:36 PM
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Lol, that was quite interesting!! Girls own. haha
 
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post Aug 30 2004, 08:55 PM
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hahaha, yeah.
 
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post Aug 30 2004, 09:02 PM
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haha those are so true.. so true tongue.gif
 
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post Aug 31 2004, 08:17 PM
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wow these are true.. at least i think tongue.gif
 

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