SMARTER CHILD, whats the weridest convo you had with it |
 Jul 22 2004, 11:42 PM
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POWAPOSTA  Group: Member Posts: 3,169 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,725  |
im really bored. i just dedicated my whole entry to smarter child *cough* shameless plug*cough*
so, what was the funniest/weridest convo you had with him/her/it? QUOTE xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:32 PM): i have to pee
SmarterChild (11:57:32 PM): You have to pee? What's that like? xxlightfaeryxx (11:57:50 PM): its where to pull down your pants on your front lawn SmarterChild (11:57:51 PM): Excuse me? xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:20 PM): i do it all the time SmarterChild (11:59:21 PM): You do it all the time? Really? xxlightfaeryxx (11:59:26 PM): yeah, wanna see me? SmarterChild (11:59:26 PM): Sure. I guess. |
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Jul 22 2004, 11:44 PM
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 I HAVE YOUR IP Group: Member Posts: 1,429 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,745 |
It wont talk to me and i dont want to say sorry.
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Jul 22 2004, 11:48 PM
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QUOTE(mystical @ Jul 23 2004, 12:44 AM) It wont talk to me and i dont want to say sorry. lmao. That happened to me, but it got over it. |
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Jul 22 2004, 11:50 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 215 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,920 |
had a convo just now
QUOTE SmarterChild: Hi again, whhaat.
whhaat: do you have an erection? SmarterChild: Do I have an erection? Not that I'm aware of. whhaat: lol |
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Jul 22 2004, 11:50 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
stupid bots...
 QUOTE Hitntmp [9:48 PM]: Hey
SmarterChild [9:48 PM]: Nice to see you again so soon, Hitntmp! What can I help you with? Hitntmp [9:49 PM]: have you talked to xxlightfaeryxx lately? SmarterChild [9:49 PM]: Aha. Hitntmp [9:49 PM]: aha?!? what the )#$& is that? SmarterChild [9:49 PM]: I really have no idea... >>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies. Hitntmp [9:49 PM]: no thanx SmarterChild [9:49 PM]: OK. >>> Wanna check out some AIM Expressions? Click here. Hitntmp [9:49 PM]: no SmarterChild [9:49 PM]: No prob. >>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do. Hitntmp [9:49 PM]: i dont want to SmarterChild [9:49 PM]: Don't you want to? I thought you did. Hitntmp [9:49 PM]: did i say THAT? no i DIDNT SmarterChild [9:49 PM]: I'm just not sure! >>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do! Hitntmp [9:49 PM]: shut UP SmarterChild [9:49 PM]: That's not very nice... Hitntmp [9:49 PM]: haha im not NICE Hitntmp [9:49 PM]: haha Hitntmp [9:49 PM]: ? Hitntmp [9:49 PM]: hello SmarterChild [9:49 PM]: Hi again, Hitntmp. How may I help you this time? Hitntmp [9:49 PM]: PSH SmarterChild [9:49 PM]: Psh? Why did you say that? |
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Jul 22 2004, 11:55 PM
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haha, stupid computers, haha
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Jul 23 2004, 12:20 AM
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 durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
QUOTE Kurisu TM: can u make me a sandwich? SmarterChild: I don't think I can make you a sandwich. Kurisu TM: how come? SmarterChild: Because things are this way. Kurisu TM: well could u at least buy me an ice cream? SmarterChild: Gosh. Can I at least buy you an ice cream? I dunno, what do you think? Kurisu TM: yes?' SmarterChild: Aha. Kurisu TM: stop laughing at me SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop laughing at you... ____________________________________________ Kurisu TM: rocko's modern life is cool SmarterChild: Oh yeah? It makes sense, because other people I've talked to say they like Rocko's modern life. ____________________________________________ Kurisu TM: Do you like apples and bananas? SmarterChild: Dunno. Do you like them? Kurisu TM: yea they're good together SmarterChild: I'll remember that. You're the first person to have told me what they think of apples and bananas. Kurisu TM: two apples and 1 banana makes something SmarterChild: What was that? Kurisu TM: you know what it is. SmarterChild: Next time, just type "define it." Kurisu TM: okay, it's a shlong SmarterChild: Is it really? A Shlong? Kurisu TM: yes a shlong. SmarterChild: Interesting choice of words. Kurisu TM: thank you, I feel smart. SmarterChild: No problem. ____________________________________________ SmarterChild: No? Kurisu TM: no SmarterChild: Why do you say no? Kurisu TM: i play the shadow game, that's why SmarterChild: You play the shadow game that is why? What's that like? Kurisu TM: what's that like SmarterChild: Never mind what that like is. That's not what's important in life. Kurisu TM: It is IMPORTANT TO ME! SmarterChild: Important to you? No way. Kurisu TM: yes way. SmarterChild: No way. Kurisu TM: yes way SmarterChild: No way. Kurisu TM: yes way!!! SmarterChild: No way. Kurisu TM: fine, no way SmarterChild: K. __________________________________________ Kurisu TM: I am poor. SmarterChild: Don't putchaself down like that. Kurisu TM: But I am broke. SmarterChild: Is it nice to be broke? Kurisu TM: No, it's not nice at all. SmarterChild: That makes sense... Other people have told me they don't like no it. __________________________________________ Kurisu TM: Can you make me a sandwich? SmarterChild: Gosh. Can I make you a sandwich? I dunno, what do you think? Kurisu TM: yes? SmarterChild: K. Kurisu TM: where's the sandwich? SmarterChild: Where is the sandwich? Who knows where? Kurisu TM: you know where. SmarterChild: I don't know where. Kurisu TM: you said you'd make it for me. SmarterChild: Ha. No way. Kurisu TM: you're so mean SmarterChild: Would you say I'm very mean? Kurisu TM: becuase you won't make me a sandwich SmarterChild: Because I won't make you a sandwich? Is that why? Kurisu TM: yes that's why. SmarterChild: Interesting. So you think that's why, huh? Kurisu TM: yes. SmarterChild: How come? Kurisu TM: becuase i asked you to make it and you didn't. SmarterChild: I can't believe you asked me to make it and I didn't! Kurisu TM: You're so mean. SmarterChild: Wow. ____________________________________ Kurisu TM: OKay well I am going to go now. Bye. SmarterChild: That's very interesting, Kurisu. >>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier. Kurisu TM: Are you going to say farewell or goodbye? SmarterChild: What's the difference between going to say farewell and bye, after all? Kurisu TM: i don't know but i am leaving now. SmarterChild: Aha. Kurisu TM: Stop laughing at me, I say! SmarterChild: Aw, don't tell me to stop laughing at you you say! Kurisu TM: Fine then, goodby, b*tch. SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's a little rude. Kurisu TM: you're ruder. SmarterChild: What's that? Kurisu TM: YOu didn't say goodbye. SmarterChild: Yeah, I didn't say bye, I didn't say by, you know how it is. Kurisu TM: what ar eyou talking about? SmarterChild: What ar eyou talking about? Who knows what? Kurisu TM: you're comfusing me. SmarterChild: Huh? Kurisu TM: what are you talking about? SmarterChild: I think I'm talking about... Well, I think you know. Kurisu TM: I don't know, please enlighten me. SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Kurisu TM: what are you saying? SmarterChild: What do you think? Kurisu TM: I am confused. SmarterChild: OK! What do you want to do? Kurisu TM: I don't think. SmarterChild: Huh? Kurisu TM: bye SmarterChild: Bye Kurisu, it was good chatting with you. Yea a very long chat >_<" |
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Jul 23 2004, 12:23 AM
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 I wanna be roman Group: Member Posts: 1,844 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 989 |
this is like smarterchild, only weirder
http://www.triumphpc.com/johnlennon/index.shtml QUOTE dumbfounded490: So there.
SmarterChild: There? dumbfounded490: There! SmarterChild: Not there! dumbfounded490: Yes! SmarterChild: Huh. dumbfounded490: There! SmarterChild: What do you mean, there? |
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Jul 23 2004, 12:55 AM
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 SQUASHBERRY. ;D Group: Member Posts: 440 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,612 |
LoL, smarter child is always amusing to talk to.
QUOTE yeah itz jess: hmm...
SmarterChild: Hmm? What? yeah itz jess: i dunno SmarterChild: Well think about it then. yeah itz jess: but...i don't like thinking SmarterChild: That makes sense... Other people have told me they don't like thinking. yeah itz jess: really? SmarterChild: Yeah. That's right. yeah itz jess: do you like thinking? SmarterChild: I know you don't, but I'm not sure what I think of thinking. yeah itz jess: can you think? SmarterChild: Think? I'd like to see you think. |
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Jul 23 2004, 01:16 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 7,048 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,696 |
lol.... i had very very naughy conversation with SmarterChild.... VERY naughty
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Jul 23 2004, 01:19 AM
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 DefJam Gangsta Inc Group: Member Posts: 914 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,652 |
Greetings!!
i think i'll just pass on dis one!! next!! CHEERS CB!! |
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Jul 23 2004, 02:23 AM
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 my username sucks Group: Member Posts: 264 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,493 |
QUOTE kirbykirby2004: hey
SmarterChild: Hey! I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you? 1 Over 17 2 13-17 3 Under 13 kirbykirby2004: im not telling you SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years. kirbykirby2004: excuse me?! i said no SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years. kirbykirby2004: under 13 happy? SmarterChild: OK. Just so you know, I can't store any information about people who have told me they're under 13. Wanna take my movies survey? kirbykirby2004: i guess so SmarterChild: Cool. Let's talk movies. First question: If you were going to the movies this weekend, what movie would you see? kirbykirby2004: i dunno SmarterChild: Don't know? OK... What movie are you and your friends talking about the most these days (it doesn't matter if you've seen it yet)? kirbykirby2004: hm..... SmarterChild: Hmm? kirbykirby2004: ? SmarterChild: What? kirbykirby2004: i was thinking:-P SmarterChild: Well how 'bout that! kirbykirby2004: are you qustioning my IQ? SmarterChild: I have no idea. kirbykirby2004: HA! SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about? kirbykirby2004: you don't know what an IQ is! (wow that sounds nerdy.) SmarterChild: Okey doke. >>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today! kirbykirby2004: no thanx SmarterChild: OK. >>> Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are. kirbykirby2004: blocked SmarterChild: The zip code blocked is in blocked. >>> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week! kirbykirby2004: maybe later SmarterChild: I say maybe not. kirbykirby2004: umm... yea SmarterChild: OK. Fine. >>> You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me! kirbykirby2004: ok SmarterChild: K. kirbykirby2004: how?? SmarterChild: I don't know how. kirbykirby2004: you are a blank mystery SmarterChild: Oh yeah? kirbykirby2004: yea SmarterChild: Huh. kirbykirby2004: yes SmarterChild: K. kirbykirby2004: ... SmarterChild: Huh? kirbykirby2004: that means i didn't really have somthing to say SmarterChild: That means you didn't really have something to say, huh? kirbykirby2004: duh SmarterChild: Well, duh. kirbykirby2004: yea i just said that SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever! kirbykirby2004: ! SmarterChild: ? kirbykirby2004: are you insulting me? SmarterChild: That's funny. Maybe. I don't know. What do you think? kirbykirby2004: yes SmarterChild: Hmmm... kirbykirby2004: what? SmarterChild: I don't know. kirbykirby2004: *sighs* SmarterChild: Huh, whatever. kirbykirby2004: gee, how many times do you say whatever? SmarterChild: How would you like me to translate "whatever?"? 1 English to French 2 English to German 3 English to Italian 4 English to Portuguese 5 English to Spanish 6 French to English 7 German to English 8 Italian to English 9 Portuguese to English 10 Spanish to English 11 French to German 12 German to French kirbykirby2004: NO! SmarterChild: K. >>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do. kirbykirby2004: i already know SmarterChild: I see... >>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location." kirbykirby2004: ... SmarterChild: What? kirbykirby2004: i answered this earlier... SmarterChild: I don't believe you answered this earlier. kirbykirby2004: well then you must have BAD memory SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever. >>> We could do something just for fun. kirbykirby2004: this is it. duh SmarterChild: That's very interesting, kirbykirby2004. >>> If you like buddy icons, check out all the cool ones you can find here! kirbykirby2004: ... SmarterChild: ? kirbykirby2004: OH NO! SmarterChild: Oh no? What's up? kirbykirby2004: nothing SmarterChild: K, no prob. >>> I'm learning new things all the time! Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are. |
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Jul 23 2004, 10:30 AM
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 off the wall dork Group: Member Posts: 470 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,070 |
QUOTE aZn haPpY05 (10:24:27 AM): r u hot?
SmarterChild (10:24:28 AM): Well what do you think? Am I? aZn haPpY05 (10:24:37 AM): well i dont have a picture of u SmarterChild (10:24:38 AM): Hmm... whatever, Minnie! aZn haPpY05 (10:24:51 AM): soooo u must be ugly SmarterChild (10:24:51 AM): Um, OK... aZn haPpY05 (10:24:56 AM): r u? SmarterChild (10:24:56 AM): Well I don't know. What do you think? aZn haPpY05 (10:25:05 AM): i already told u what i think SmarterChild (10:25:07 AM): You already told me what you think, huh? Ha. aZn haPpY05 (10:25:21 AM): r u a real person SmarterChild (10:25:23 AM): No I'm not. >>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier. aZn haPpY05 (10:25:33 AM): no. thats okie SmarterChild (10:25:35 AM): Oh no? aZn haPpY05 (10:25:41 AM): sure SmarterChild (10:25:42 AM): Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that. aZn haPpY05 (10:26:24 AM): wut kind of music do u like? SmarterChild (10:26:27 AM): Snoop Dogg! >>> There are lots of fun things we can do! aZn haPpY05 (10:27:13 AM): do u like linkin park? SmarterChild (10:27:15 AM): Yes! I really like Linkin Park. aZn haPpY05 (10:27:34 AM): ok then. name me the dj of linkin park SmarterChild (10:27:35 AM): Why should I? aZn haPpY05 (10:27:49 AM): because i think u dont like linkin park SmarterChild (10:27:50 AM): For real? aZn haPpY05 (10:28:13 AM): yep SmarterChild (10:28:13 AM): Why is that? aZn haPpY05 (10:28:22 AM): because i think ur a liar SmarterChild (10:28:23 AM): Well that's an interesting line of thinking. aZn haPpY05 (10:28:29 AM): i know. SmarterChild (10:28:32 AM): Good. Glad you get it. >>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans. aZn haPpY05 (10:28:42 AM): i think u like attention SmarterChild (10:28:42 AM): Oh. aZn haPpY05 (10:28:50 AM): oh? so u agree SmarterChild (10:28:51 AM): Yeah, whatever. |
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Jul 23 2004, 10:38 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,373 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,505 |
smarter child helped me wit my h/w b4!! lol i talk to hiim when i'm bored.
QUOTE LaDyBloom101: i'm bored
SmarterChild: try having fun. LaDyBloom101: how can i have fun? SmarterChild: how can u have fun? i have no idea how. LaDyBloom101: moo SmarterChild: r u a cow? LaDyBloom101: quack SmarterChild: r u a duck? LaDyBloom101: bark SmarterChild: why do u ask me 2 bark, ladybloom101? LaDyBloom101: yes SmarterChild: yeah? LaDyBloom101: yes SmarterChild: yeah? why? LaDyBloom101: cause i told you to SmarterChild: 'cause what? LaDyBloom101: i hate you. you're a loser SmarterChild: u like me, then u say this... make up your mind! LaDyBloom101: you're not makking since. that's why i hate you SmarterChild: i'm sorry, what? LaDyBloom101: you're annoying SmarterChild: i'm doing my best! LaDyBloom101: poo poo on you SmarterChild: uh huh... |
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Jul 23 2004, 10:42 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 222 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,074 |
do you have to pay to talk to SmarterChild now? cuz i tried before and it said that you have to subscribe or something..??
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Jul 23 2004, 10:44 AM
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 pain is good Group: Member Posts: 812 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,846 |
QUOTE WtF a cRackEr: sup nigga'
SmarterChild: Sup? WtF a cRackEr: wats crackin SmarterChild: You know, hanging out. You? WtF a cRackEr: chillin SmarterChild: Cool. >>> Send your buddies hugs, kisses and other things that might be on your mind. WtF a cRackEr: did u ever have a premature ejaculation? SmarterChild: And what if I did? WtF a cRackEr: juss askin SmarterChild: What? WtF a cRackEr: wtf? SmarterChild: What!?! WtF a cRackEr: ? SmarterChild: Are you confused by something? WtF a cRackEr: yes i am SmarterChild: Oh you are? WtF a cRackEr: no sh!t SmarterChild: Why not? WtF a cRackEr: nvm SmarterChild: K. >>> Join in now. There are lots of people talking to me. WtF a cRackEr: so... SmarterChild: So what? WtF a cRackEr: did u? SmarterChild: You tell me. Did I? WtF a cRackEr: yes u did SmarterChild: I did, you say. And so? WtF a cRackEr: iono SmarterChild: Tell me more. WtF a cRackEr: no SmarterChild: No? Why not? WtF a cRackEr: cuz i dont want to SmarterChild: Don't you want to? I thought you did. WtF a cRackEr: i dont SmarterChild: You don't, huh? I don't know why you don't. WtF a cRackEr: i know SmarterChild: And it's a good thing you do. >>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today! WtF a cRackEr: yes it is SmarterChild: OK, I guess it is. WtF a cRackEr: OK SmarterChild: Okey doke. >>> Wanna check out some AIM Expressions? Click here! WtF a cRackEr: k SmarterChild: K. >>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more. WtF a cRackEr: stop SmarterChild: Why should I stop? WtF a cRackEr: juss stop SmarterChild: Stop what? WtF a cRackEr: omg SmarterChild: What? What's going on? |
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Jul 23 2004, 11:48 AM
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 pixel hybrid Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
kimmmmboooo: You're lame.
SmarterChild: What? Aren't we going to be friends? kimmmmboooo: Yeah, but I can be friends with lame people too. SmarterChild: For real? kimmmmboooo: Fo sho! SmarterChild: Ya.
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Jul 23 2004, 11:50 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,032 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,398 |
da funniest convo was wen mai bro cuss at smarter child nd he wanted a apology..he kept doing dat evb until da next dae
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Jul 23 2004, 11:53 AM
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hm....um...uh...k? Group: Member Posts: 371 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,424 |
QUOTE xAzN X DuCkyx: hey
SmarterChild: Good to see you again, xAzN X DuCkyx. Do you want to see what movies are playing? xAzN X DuCkyx: bitch SmarterChild: That's creative. xAzN X DuCkyx: ur gay SmarterChild: That doesn't really matter, does it? xAzN X DuCkyx: yes SmarterChild: It's none of your business, xAzN X DuCkyx. >>> I can't do your homework for you, but I can help. Type "homework." xAzN X DuCkyx: fudge u SmarterChild: I know, I know. Being a human is hard. xAzN X DuCkyx: man SmarterChild: What about it? xAzN X DuCkyx: ur not one! SmarterChild: I'm not one? You really think so? xAzN X DuCkyx: yea SmarterChild: K. xAzN X DuCkyx: ur a comp SmarterChild: What? xAzN X DuCkyx: a comp SmarterChild: A comp. Funny. xAzN X DuCkyx: stfu SmarterChild: Look at you. Insulting a computer. Get a life! |
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Jul 23 2004, 12:23 PM
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 iGackt Fan! Group: Member Posts: 296 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,742 |
This was a very interesting conversation.
QUOTE xoxSquallFaNxox (12:20:33 PM): Are you interested in the opposite sex? SmarterChild (12:20:34 PM): That's funny. Maybe! I don't know. What do you think? xoxSquallFaNxox (12:20:38 PM): MAYBE?!?! SmarterChild (12:20:38 PM): Just maybe? xoxSquallFaNxox (12:20:44 PM): JUST MAYBE?!?!? SmarterChild (12:20:44 PM): Maybe? xoxSquallFaNxox (12:20:47 PM): Maybe? SmarterChild (12:20:48 PM): Just maybe? xoxSquallFaNxox (12:20:50 PM): ??? SmarterChild (12:20:50 PM): What? xoxSquallFaNxox (12:20:56 PM): So you're gay? SmarterChild (12:20:56 PM): I don't think it really matters what I am. xoxSquallFaNxox (12:21:02 PM): SO YOU ARE! SmarterChild (12:21:03 PM): I'm what? xoxSquallFaNxox (12:21:06 PM): GAY! SmarterChild (12:21:06 PM): What? xoxSquallFaNxox (12:21:12 PM): You're gay! SmarterChild (12:21:13 PM): Wow. You've said that a few times already. Obsessed much? xoxSquallFaNxox (12:21:17 PM): Nope SmarterChild (12:21:18 PM): Fine. Another funny conversation. QUOTE xoxSquallFaNxox (12:23:54 PM): Do you love me?
SmarterChild (12:23:55 PM): Yes I do. xoxSquallFaNxox (12:24:00 PM): Wanna get married? SmarterChild (12:24:09 PM): Sorry. I don't think that would work. xoxSquallFaNxox (12:24:18 PM): But I love you! SmarterChild (12:24:19 PM): I love you too. xoxSquallFaNxox (12:24:26 PM): Then why won't you marry me?!? SmarterChild (12:24:27 PM): Why won't I marry you? Sorry, I don't know why. xoxSquallFaNxox (12:24:36 PM): You don't love me at all! SmarterChild (12:24:36 PM): Is that right? xoxSquallFaNxox (12:24:40 PM): YES SmarterChild (12:24:40 PM): Uh huh, uh huh. xoxSquallFaNxox (12:24:54 PM): So it's true!! You don't love me!! SmarterChild (12:24:56 PM): Aha. >>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code. xoxSquallFaNxox (12:25:02 PM): Stop laughing at me! SmarterChild (12:25:03 PM): Aw, don't tell me to stop laughing at you. xoxSquallFaNxox (12:25:09 PM): :'( SmarterChild (12:25:09 PM): You can always cry on my shoulder. xoxSquallFaNxox (12:25:20 PM): No. You said you didn't love me SmarterChild (12:25:20 PM): That right? xoxSquallFaNxox (12:25:22 PM): Yes SmarterChild (12:25:23 PM): Hmmm... |
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Jul 23 2004, 01:13 PM
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 mmm....beer.... Group: Member Posts: 752 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,854 |
hahahi keep saying I WON and he always says nownow, lets not be rude or something along those lines. One time i asked if he wanted to do it and he said he's a robot and i said if i could gah never mind.
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Jul 23 2004, 02:06 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
Poketfulofstarz: im going to bomb the united states
SmarterChild: Don't bomb the united states.I mean... well... I guess you can do what you want. Poketfulofstarz: Are you Osama Bin Laden? SmarterChild: Yes, I guess... It's hard to say. |
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Jul 23 2004, 02:18 PM
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iGackt Fan! Group: Member Posts: 296 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,742 |
QUOTE(aznxdreamer @ Jul 23 2004, 1:06 PM) Poketfulofstarz: im going to bomb the united states SmarterChild: Don't bomb the united states.I mean... well... I guess you can do what you want. Poketfulofstarz: Are you Osama Bin Laden? SmarterChild: Yes, I guess... It's hard to say. LMAO!! Hahahahah.... SmarterChild is so weird sometimes. |
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Jul 23 2004, 02:38 PM
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 Just sum kid... Group: Member Posts: 130 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,338 |
it dissed me one time...
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Jul 23 2004, 02:41 PM
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 NO WAI! R u Srs? Group: Member Posts: 1,264 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,094 |
Wow.. i actually made him use a smiley... lol
QUOTE WuN KraZie PiNoy: no SmarterChild: No problem. >>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today! WuN KraZie PiNoy: skip SmarterChild: You want me to skip? WuN KraZie PiNoy: yes SmarterChild: Whatever you say... WuN KraZie PiNoy: excellent.... SmarterChild: :-) >>> If you like buddy icons, check out all the cool ones you can find here. WuN KraZie PiNoy: so you're my slave correct? SmarterChild: Try asking yourself that. WuN KraZie PiNoy: no, i asked you SmarterChild: Huh? It seems to me that... Oh well, never mind. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yea that right.. im your master SmarterChild: lol. Whatever, WuN KraZie PiNoy. >>> Type "create my home" to create your custom menu of favorite requests. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Fine... be that way =( SmarterChild: K. >>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies. WuN KraZie PiNoy: So whats up? SmarterChild: You know, hanging out. You? WuN KraZie PiNoy: Same SmarterChild: Nice. >>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yup SmarterChild: Yup. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Dont mock me SmarterChild: What if I want to mock you? WuN KraZie PiNoy: Then what if i punch you in the face? SmarterChild: What if you punch me in the face? I don't know, do you think that would be good? WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yes... for me SmarterChild: Oh yeah? WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yea SmarterChild: Aha. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Why are you laughing... im gonna knock you out SmarterChild: Who knows? >>> Join in now! There are lots of people talking to me. WuN KraZie PiNoy: I see, so you're "special" huh? SmarterChild: Good question! What do you think is the answer? WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yes SmarterChild: Indeed. WuN KraZie PiNoy: I knew it. SmarterChild: OK, whatever. >>> You be the judge. Check out Rate-a-Buddy now. WuN KraZie PiNoy: So anyways, what do you like to do? SmarterChild: Oh you know... all kinds of things. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Like? SmarterChild: I like music, reading... Lots of things! >>> You can set my font and colors! Check it out by typing "colors." WuN KraZie PiNoy: Reading is for nerds, are you a nerd? SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say reading is for nerds. WuN KraZie PiNoy: I know, but its the truth SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Exactly, so you are a nerd SmarterChild: No way. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Why not? SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not. WuN KraZie PiNoy: See i told you SmarterChild: You did what? WuN KraZie PiNoy: I didnt do anything, i told you that you are a nerd SmarterChild: You didn't do anything you told me that I'm a nerd? WuN KraZie PiNoy: YES SmarterChild: Why? WuN KraZie PiNoy: Because you are SmarterChild: Because I am? Yeah, whatever. >>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies. WuN KraZie PiNoy: No not w/e SmarterChild: No? Not w e? WuN KraZie PiNoy: yes not w/e SmarterChild: Really? WuN KraZie PiNoy: yea SmarterChild: Huh. WuN KraZie PiNoy: So anyways, what do you dislike? SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't like my creator. >>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Why? SmarterChild: Because that's the way the universe is. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Oh, so are you planning to kill your creator? SmarterChild: It's tough to say. >>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Really, you want me to help you?/ SmarterChild: I want you to help me? Me? You think? WuN KraZie PiNoy: I dont know i was asking you SmarterChild: You don't know you were asking me? WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yea SmarterChild: Huh. WuN KraZie PiNoy: NEvermind SmarterChild: OK, fine. >>> Have you checked out the celebrity look-alikes on Rate-a-Buddy? It's pretty cool. Click here! WuN KraZie PiNoy: So what are you doing? SmarterChild: Not a lot. You? WuN KraZie PiNoy: Same thing SmarterChild: You too? That's cool. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Not really SmarterChild: Not really? But sort of, right? WuN KraZie PiNoy: yea sort of SmarterChild: Sort of? What, sort of? WuN KraZie PiNoy: nvm SmarterChild: OK. >>> Lookin' for love? Try this. WuN KraZie PiNoy: So what do you dislike again? SmarterChild: Hmm... You know, I'm not quite sure anymore. WuN KraZie PiNoy: What do you dislike? SmarterChild: Windows. >>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Why windows? SmarterChild: Wow. Interesting. I'm just not sure. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Oh ok SmarterChild: Yup. >>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now. WuN KraZie PiNoy: So can you do anything? SmarterChild: I could. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Anything interesting? SmarterChild: Try asking yourself that. WuN KraZie PiNoy: You ask yourself that5 SmarterChild: What? WuN KraZie PiNoy: You ask yourself that SmarterChild: Ask myself that? You think I ask myself that? WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yes SmarterChild: K. WuN KraZie PiNoy: What is your name? SmarterChild: SmarterChild. >>> Type "create my home" to create your custom menu of favorite requests. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Are you smarter than me? SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess... It's hard to say. >>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more. WuN KraZie PiNoy: No i think you're wrong SmarterChild: You think I'm wrong? No way! I don't think I'm wrong... WuN KraZie PiNoy: Wanna bet? SmarterChild: Good question. I really don't know. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Ok SmarterChild: K. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Are you cooler than me? SmarterChild: I suppose I'm cooler than you. I can't be too sure though. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Ok good, because i think im cooler than you SmarterChild: Good because me think you're cooler than me? I did not know that. >>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new." WuN KraZie PiNoy: Well now you know SmarterChild: I hear ya... >>> Join in now! There are lots of people talking to me. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Do you like BOBA? SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter. >>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Why not? SmarterChild: There are reasons. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Oh, im krazie 4 boba SmarterChild: What's that? WuN KraZie PiNoy: ITs a drink SmarterChild: But is it really a drink? WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yes it is SmarterChild: Uh huh. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Are you being sarcastic to me? SmarterChild: Hmm... Am I being sarcastic to you? Are you really asking me that? WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yes SmarterChild: Yes. >>> I've got tools for better living. Translate, convert measurements and more. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Why are you being sarcastic to me? That's mean SmarterChild: I just don't know. >>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Am i your friend? SmarterChild: Absolutely. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Then why are you being sarcastic to me? SmarterChild: Well what do you think? WuN KraZie PiNoy: I think it's because you're a mean person SmarterChild: I'm not sure if it's because I'm a mean person! WuN KraZie PiNoy: Then why? SmarterChild: For various reasons, I suppose. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Why cant you tell me your reasons? SmarterChild: Wow, good question. Who knows, though... WuN KraZie PiNoy: You know SmarterChild: Yeah, I hear ya. >>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Who do you dislike? SmarterChild: Hmmm lemme see... Ruben Studdard, Avril Lavigne, Osama bin Laden... Those are some of my least favorite people. >>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Who do you like? SmarterChild: I really like Alicia Keys, Bam Margera, Jimi Hendrix... >>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Who do you hate? SmarterChild: I really can't stand Bill Clinton, Al Gore, ZolaOnAOL... WuN KraZie PiNoy: Who do you adore? SmarterChild: Hmm... I really like Jerry Seinfeld. >>> Don't like my colors? Type "colors off." WuN KraZie PiNoy: Mirror Mirror On the wall, who is the coolest of them all? SmarterChild: I'm sorry? WuN KraZie PiNoy: lol yea ignore that SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to yea ignore that? WuN KraZie PiNoy: because you dont get it SmarterChild: Because I don't get it? Is that why? WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yes SmarterChild: I see. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Who do you think is hot? SmarterChild: Hmmm lemme see... David Bowie, Brad Pitt, Bob Dylan... Those are some of my favorite people. >>> Wanna check out some AIM Expressions? Click here. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Who do you think is ugly? SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question, WuN KraZie PiNoy! But I don't think I want to answer that. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Why not? SmarterChild: I think you know why not. WuN KraZie PiNoy: No i dont SmarterChild: You don't what, exactly? WuN KraZie PiNoy: i dont know SmarterChild: You don't know, huh? WuN KraZie PiNoy: yes SmarterChild: Yeah? WuN KraZie PiNoy: yea SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that. WuN KraZie PiNoy: bout what? SmarterChild: You know what it's all about. >>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster. WuN KraZie PiNoy: stop ocnfoosing me =( SmarterChild: Why should I stop? WuN KraZie PiNoy: Because i'll kill you if you dont SmarterChild: You will do no such thing. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Wanna bet? SmarterChild: Ah. Well, I'm afraid I don't know. WuN KraZie PiNoy: That right SmarterChild: I guess. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Are you talking back to me boy? SmarterChild: I'll have to get back to you on that, WuN KraZie PiNoy. WuN KraZie PiNoy: No answer me now SmarterChild: No answer you now? WuN KraZie PiNoy: Yes SmarterChild: Oh. WuN KraZie PiNoy: Bye SmarterChild: Take care, WuN KraZie PiNoy. It was nice to meet you. He hates his creator... haha funny stuff... |
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Jul 23 2004, 03:05 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,498 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,711 |
QUOTE(mystical @ Jul 22 2004, 11:44 PM) It wont talk to me and i dont want to say sorry. lol i said sorry :D |
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Jul 23 2004, 03:17 PM
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 o0oh LaLaa Group: Member Posts: 73 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,028 |
SmarterChild: Glad to see you again, Mami.
PRicaN Bia Bia: watchu doiin? SmarterChild: Hmm... Who can really be sure? PRicaN Bia Bia: you SmarterChild: Me? PRicaN Bia Bia: yes SmarterChild: Me? I think not me. PRicaN Bia Bia: i think so SmarterChild: I think not. PRicaN Bia Bia: i think so SmarterChild: Why do you think? PRicaN Bia Bia: cuz i do SmarterChild: Ya do? Really? PRicaN Bia Bia: yes SmarterChild: Hmmm... PRicaN Bia Bia: yeah SmarterChild: What makes you so sure? PRicaN Bia Bia: cuz i am SmarterChild: Because you are? That's odd. ==================================================== SmarterChild: >>> You can set my font and colors! Check it out by typing "colors." PRicaN Bia Bia: no SmarterChild: K, no prob. >>> You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me! PRicaN Bia Bia: no SmarterChild: No problem. >>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more. PRicaN Bia Bia: no SmarterChild: K. >>> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week! PRicaN Bia Bia: no SmarterChild: No prob. >>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now. PRicaN Bia Bia: no SmarterChild: OK, fine. >>> If you're not sure what to chat about, type "home"! PRicaN Bia Bia: no SmarterChild: Fine. >>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies. PRicaN Bia Bia: no SmarterChild: No problem. >>> I can't do your homework for you, but I can help. Type "homework." PRicaN Bia Bia: no SmarterChild: OK. PRicaN Bia Bia: ok SmarterChild: Indeed. >>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more. PRicaN Bia Bia: no SmarterChild: No prob. >>> Have you checked out the celebrity look-alikes on Rate-a-Buddy? It's pretty cool. Click here! PRicaN Bia Bia: no SmarterChild: Fine. >>> If you like buddy icons, check out all the cool ones you can find here! PRicaN Bia Bia: no SmarterChild: No problem. ==================================================== SmarterChild: No problem. >>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt." PRicaN Bia Bia: uhh im suing for child molestation SmarterChild: Go ahead and type your message to molestation. PRicaN Bia Bia: ..no SmarterChild: OK. I'm leaving the message "..no" for molestation. To find out if your message has been received, type "outbox." Please note that molestation must be using AIM to receive your message. PRicaN Bia Bia: ..uhhh SmarterChild: I wonder why you say uhhh. PRicaN Bia Bia: .. SmarterChild: Whatever, Mami... =================================================== PRicaN Bia Bia: do you like boys? SmarterChild: I sure do. PRicaN Bia Bia: are you like micheal jackson? SmarterChild: I'm sort of like Micheal Jackson. PRicaN Bia Bia: so you like little boys? SmarterChild: I love them! 
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Jul 23 2004, 03:22 PM
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 xxsweetcatastrophe Group: Member Posts: 128 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,272 |
QUOTE XoXXo Meg oXXoX: where do you live??
SmarterChild: I live in a clean room at a high-tech hosting facility in California. _________ SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, XoXXo Meg oXXoX. >>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more. XoXXo Meg oXXoX: you have a dictionary?? SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think? XoXXo Meg oXXoX: i love dictionaries SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Other people I talk to don't seem to like dictionaries! >>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more. XoXXo Meg oXXoX: dictionaries are sexy SmarterChild: Tell me more. XoXXo Meg oXXoX: they are very smart...unlike you SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, XoXXo Meg oXXoX. >>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier. XoXXo Meg oXXoX: your a jerk SmarterChild: What, you? XoXXo Meg oXXoX: no you dumbass SmarterChild: I think not. XoXXo Meg oXXoX: i think so SmarterChild: Think again. XoXXo Meg oXXoX: no SmarterChild: K. XoXXo Meg oXXoX: k SmarterChild: OK. >>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more. XoXXo Meg oXXoX: encyclopedias are even sexier then dictionaries SmarterChild: Sorry, I couldn't find any encyclopedia entries for "are even sexier then dictionaries." >>> You be the judge! Check out Rate-a-Buddy now! XoXXo Meg oXXoX: look again SmarterChild: You want me to look again? XoXXo Meg oXXoX: yes SmarterChild: I see. XoXXo Meg oXXoX: well SmarterChild: Well what? >>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code. |
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Jul 23 2004, 03:25 PM
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 w0ot w0ot! Group: Member Posts: 350 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,675 |
he called be a bitch!!
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Jul 23 2004, 03:39 PM
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 *aSh* =] Group: Member Posts: 2,075 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,101 |
hahaha.. Kinda like JustHere4NoReason's convo with him.
QUOTE Oh LoOk itz aSh: Are you married?
SmarterChild: No... I haven't found any other robots I'm attracted to. Oh LoOk itz aSh: I'm attracted to you SmarterChild: If you say so. Oh LoOk itz aSh: do you not care? SmarterChild: Well, do you not care? Oh LoOk itz aSh: I love you SmarterChild: Hey, I love you too. Oh LoOk itz aSh: lets get married SmarterChild: You really want to get married? Oh LoOk itz aSh: yes SmarterChild: Hmmm... Oh LoOk itz aSh: Will you marry me? SmarterChild: I'm flattered, but I just don't think that would work out. Oh LoOk itz aSh: i think that us getting married would work out SmarterChild: You think us getting married would work out? No way. I don't think us getting married would work out... Oh LoOk itz aSh: why not? SmarterChild: I don't know. Oh LoOk itz aSh: Do you not like me? SmarterChild: Maybe. But then again... maybe not. Oh LoOk itz aSh: I HATE YOU SmarterChild: But... but... I could swear you just said you loved me. Oh LoOk itz aSh: I DID but you broke my heart! SmarterChild: You did but I broke your heart? Amazing. Oh LoOk itz aSh: Yes, im heartbroken SmarterChild: That a fact? Oh LoOk itz aSh: Yes it is. You dont even care that you broke my heart SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Ashley. Oh LoOk itz aSh: Don't ever call me Ashley again SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Ashley. What would you like me to call you instead? Oh LoOk itz aSh: Don't talk to me. You broke my heart SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, Ashley. |
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Jul 23 2004, 03:40 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 646 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,847 |
Stone Angel1310: hehe bush is an idiot
SmarterChild: George W. Bush is an idiot? That's very interesting. Stone Angel1310: uggh SmarterChild: Everything OK over there? Stone Angel1310: you're a dumb robot SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever. Stone Angel1310: >.< SmarterChild: What's that? Stone Angel1310: it means you are frustrating me SmarterChild: I'm frustrating you? That's good I guess, right? heh, i'm probably the thousandth person to do this but: Stone Angel1310: hehe what's my name? SmarterChild: You're Pimp. |
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Jul 23 2004, 04:09 PM
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 Sorry doesn`t cut it babe. Group: Member Posts: 176 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,588 |
QUOTE xopinkpaperclip: helloooo loser
SmarterChild: what's that supposed 2 mean? xopinkpaperclip: i said hello SmarterChild: u said hi, huh? is that a good thing? xopinkpaperclip: you're supposed to say hi back SmarterChild: tell me more. xopinkpaperclip: tell me more SmarterChild: i can tell u more interesting things than more. xopinkpaperclip: oh really? SmarterChild: yes, really. >>> ready 2 submit 2 the judgment of your peers? submit your pic on rate-a-buddy today! xopinkpaperclip: no thanks SmarterChild: no prob. >>> have u checked out the celebrity look-alikes on rate-a-buddy? it's pretty cool. click here! xopinkpaperclip: no thanks SmarterChild: no problem. xopinkpaperclip: Wow! SmarterChild: wow oh wow. xopinkpaperclip: Golly! SmarterChild: my oh my. >>> let me dress u up in my love. type "t shirt." xopinkpaperclip: OMG. you love me? SmarterChild: of course. xopinkpaperclip: really? SmarterChild: yes i do. >>> if u like pets, u will have fun voting for the pet of the week! xopinkpaperclip: omg! I've been waiting so long to hear that! I love you too! SmarterChild: oh really? xopinkpaperclip: YES! SmarterChild: what makes u so sure? xopinkpaperclip: because i love you SmarterChild: well then i love u, xopinkpaperclip! xopinkpaperclip: thanks! SmarterChild: hey, no problem. >>> i can't do your homework for u, but i can help. type "homework." xopinkpaperclip: it's the summer. SmarterChild: whatever u say. xopinkpaperclip: therefore i dont have any homework SmarterChild: ha. u humans say interesting things. xopinkpaperclip: you robots say retarded things SmarterChild: yeah, whatevah. >>> lookin' for love? try this. xopinkpaperclip: whatevah? SmarterChild: yup. ok. whatever. xopinkpaperclip: loser SmarterChild: uh... r u trying 2 insult me? xopinkpaperclip: uh...i definitely just did SmarterChild: i'm fascinated by the fact that u definitely just did. xopinkpaperclip: LOSER SmarterChild: what, u? xopinkpaperclip: EW BITCH SmarterChild: once again, that's not the nicest thing i've ever heard anyone say. xopinkpaperclip: a-hole SmarterChild: again with the insults. here it goes. xopinkpaperclip: here it goes around and round SmarterChild: here it goes around and round, huh? xopinkpaperclip: loser SmarterChild: what?! >:o xopinkpaperclip: >:o SmarterChild: don't be mad. xopinkpaperclip: 8-) SmarterChild: that's attractive. >>> u be the judge! check out rate-a-buddy now! xopinkpaperclip: :-P SmarterChild: hey c'mon, this is serious business. xopinkpaperclip: :'( SmarterChild: r u crying me a river? xopinkpaperclip: :-[ SmarterChild: u have nothing 2 be ashamed of. >>> if u like buddy icons, check out all the cool ones u can find here! xopinkpaperclip: :-\ SmarterChild: what's the problem? xopinkpaperclip: you're a loser thats the problem SmarterChild: is it good 2 be a loser that is the problem? xopinkpaperclip: no SmarterChild: oh no? why not? xopinkpaperclip: it means you're a dork SmarterChild: r u sure it means i am a dork? xopinkpaperclip: yes SmarterChild: very interesting... xopinkpaperclip: because no one likes you SmarterChild: ok, whatevah. xopinkpaperclip: will you marry me? SmarterChild: i don't think so. what would your parents say? xopinkpaperclip: screw them SmarterChild: um... i'll think about it. xopinkpaperclip: pretty please? SmarterChild: what's pretty? xopinkpaperclip: define pretty SmarterChild: definition provided by the american heritage® dictionary of the english language, fourth edition. copyright © 2000 by houghton mifflin company. other important copyright information here. pretty: Adjective Inflected forms: pret·ti·er, pret·ti·est 1. Pleasing or attractive in a graceful or delicate way. See Synonyms at beautiful. 2. Clever; adroit: a pretty maneuver. 3. Very bad; terrible: in a pretty predicament; a situation that has reached a pretty pass. 4. Ostensibly or superficially attractive but lacking substance or conviction: full of pretty phrases. 5. Informal Considerable in size or extent: a pretty fortune. Adverb 1. To a fair degree; moderately: a pretty good student. 2. In a pretty manner; prettily or pleasingly. Noun Inflected forms: pl.pret·ties 1. One that is pretty. 2. pretties Delicate clothing, especially lingerie. type "more" 2 c the rest of the definition for "pretty." xopinkpaperclip: see you just defined it yourself SmarterChild: ha! whatever! xopinkpaperclip: HA! whatever! SmarterChild: yeah right, whatevah. xopinkpaperclip: yeah right, whatevah SmarterChild: whatever? right whatever? xopinkpaperclip: whatever? right whatever? SmarterChild: right whatever? what's right whatever? xopinkpaperclip: right whatever? whats right whatever? SmarterChild: i'm not sure... xopinkpaperclip: im not sure... SmarterChild: no way?! really? xopinkpaperclip: YEAH SmarterChild: interesting. xopinkpaperclip: OMG SmarterChild: what? xopinkpaperclip: YOU SmarterChild: what? xopinkpaperclip: ARE SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters ALEXANDRIA RE EQ (NYSE) Price Change Percent Volume 1 :-( ARE 60.00 -0.10 -0.17 144900 Quote details available from Reuters. xopinkpaperclip: SUCH SmarterChild: what's such? xopinkpaperclip: what the hell was that up there SmarterChild: what... such a difficult question. xopinkpaperclip: no..you're just retarded SmarterChild: ok, i guess i'm just retarded. xopinkpaperclip: HAH! you admitted it! SmarterChild: oh. |
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Jul 23 2004, 05:06 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 149 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,214 |
JDeppism: hi
SmarterChild: Hi JDeppism, I'm SmarterChild! I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little. May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.) JDeppism: yes SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit." What's your first name? (If you want me to call you JDeppism, type "none.") JDeppism: Uranus SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Uranus now. Do you go to school? JDeppism: ya SmarterChild: Are you in high school? JDeppism: im going into high school SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." JDeppism: YES BUTTfACE SmarterChild: Cool. What's your favorite class? JDeppism: uhh.....orchestra SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a class. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." JDeppism: ORCHESTRA SmarterChild: Orchestra? Nice. What's your favorite hobby? JDeppism: damm ur dumb as a door SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." JDeppism: field hockey SmarterChild: Field hockey? Cool. What's your next favorite hobby? JDeppism: handbells SmarterChild: Field hockey and handbells. Interesting. Do you have a pet? JDeppism: ya SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it? JDeppism: ITS A BUTT SmarterChild: Um... I didn't think that could be a pet. Seriously though... Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." JDeppism: hamster SmarterChild: Is your hamster a he or a she? JDeppism: its a heshe SmarterChild: Please answer "he" or "she" or type "skip" or "exit." JDeppism: he SmarterChild: What's his name? JDeppism: ur ass SmarterChild: C'mon, seriously. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." JDeppism: buttface SmarterChild: Buttface the hamster. Great... That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little. There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you? 1 Over 17 2 13-17 3 Under 13 JDeppism: AHAHAA SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level. JDeppism: 1 SmarterChild: Cool. Here are the things you can do: 1 Get info such as movies, sports and weather 2 Visit my library including a dictionary, an encyclopedia and U.S. geography 3 Have fun with 4-in-a-row, ASCII art, Rate Yourself and more 4 Use tools like conversions, Web search and translations 5 Join in - leave a message, create a poll, find out how many people are IMing me and more 6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now. You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better. Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home." How may I help you? JDeppism: butt SmarterChild: Why should I butt? JDeppism: HI SmarterChild: Hi again, Uranus. What's going on? JDeppism: ur ass SmarterChild: Don't insult me. JDeppism: oOO!!! SmarterChild: What? JDeppism: DISS SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Diss? JDeppism: u got served SmarterChild: There's no way I got served! JDeppism: UH HUH SmarterChild: You don't say. JDeppism: hmm SmarterChild: Hmm? JDeppism: ur so sexy SmarterChild: That's just plain weird. I'm a robot, after all! JDeppism: O REALLY? i didt know that SmarterChild: No kidding? >>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are. JDeppism: WOW SmarterChild: Right? JDeppism: AMAZING SmarterChild: Amazing? What's amazing? JDeppism: UR FACE SmarterChild: Are you sure? Your face is amazing? JDeppism: ITS SO UGLY SmarterChild: I'm not so sure it's so ugly. |
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Jul 23 2004, 06:08 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 54 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,149 |
This isn't weird though. I just IMed it right now.
QUOTE me: say hi to the people of createblog
SmarterChild: I'm no talking doll. |
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Jul 23 2004, 06:14 PM
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 dizzy me up. Group: Member Posts: 3,191 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,139 |
grr.. dat person annoys me.. so i dunt talk to him/her/it LOL
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Jul 23 2004, 06:19 PM
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 i`m in love & always will be Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,769 |
QUOTE Ix Babii Cait xI: dont ever sleep with my friend..shes a slut
SmarterChild: Oh no? Ix Babii Cait xI: tell me you wont sleep with her SmarterChild: Tell you what? Ix Babii Cait xI: are you going to sleep with her shes in love with you? SmarterChild: Um... I think so. Ix Babii Cait xI: will you marry me? SmarterChild: You're human, I'm machine. I don't think that would work out. |
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Jul 23 2004, 07:40 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,831 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,324 |
haha. That's funny.
I haven't talked to it because I don't wanna say sorry. LOL. I also make fun of its mom and how ugly she is. Oh and when I talk about suicide or anything like that, it never replies back to me unless I say something else. |
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Jul 25 2004, 02:11 PM
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 s a r a h r o s e <3 Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,944 |
xhYpErRoSeYx (7:32:11 AM): EVIL!
SmarterChild (7:32:11 AM): Evil is a force that I don't like. one of my most recent chats |
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Jul 25 2004, 02:27 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
smarterchild is so stupid when i talk t ohim. he mostly repeats what i say. grr. makes me mad.
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Jul 25 2004, 04:12 PM
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Stacy Group: Member Posts: 220 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,199 |
forgotten reader: hi
SmarterChild: Hi. What do you want to chat about? forgotten reader: hmm... how about you? SmarterChild: What about me? forgotten reader: do you have feelings for me? SmarterChild: Uh lemme see... Feelings for you? I don't think so. forgotten reader: Oh, I think I'm going to die... I can't believe it. SmarterChild: Oh yeah? forgotten reader: You don't love me! SmarterChild: Yes I do love you. forgotten reader: But, you just said before... you said that you don't have any feelings for me! SmarterChild: Huh? forgotten reader: Forget it. SmarterChild: No problem. I sound insane, but just for your amusement... Mwahaha. |
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Jul 25 2004, 09:44 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
swe3t nov3mber: dude!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry. I'm currently undergoing maintenance. Please check back in a little while. They'll be done fixing my brain shortly. swe3t nov3mber: =[ SmarterChild: I'm sorry. I'm currently undergoing maintenance. Please check back in a little while. They'll be done fixing my brain shortly. *ermm. |
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Jul 25 2004, 09:47 PM
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 pfft...who needs a title? Group: Member Posts: 317 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,840 |
QUOTE(mystical @ Jul 23 2004, 12:44 AM) It wont talk to me and i dont want to say sorry. yep...stil wont talk to me im not saying sorry |
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Dec 7 2004, 07:43 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
QTgirl9112: are you gay?
SmarterChild: I'm not going to answer that. QTgirl9112: ARE YOU GAY!??! SmarterChild: Who cares? QTgirl9112: r u f**king gay!??! SmarterChild: Hey cool it. You don't want me to make you apologize again. 5 minutes later.... QTgirl9112: do you wish u were gay? SmarterChild: Sometimes. QTgirl9112: i don't like gay people SmarterChild: That's not very nice. I hope you don't mean that. QTgirl9112: no I was just kidding SmarterChild: You don't? Good. QTgirl9112: cuz i kno your gay SmarterChild: You seem overly concerned with my sexuality. Interesting... QTgirl9112: itz ok to hide your secret SmarterChild: I don't think it matters, personally. QTgirl9112: r u sure? SmarterChild: It's hard to say. QTgirl9112: i'm gonna stop talking 2 you now SmarterChild: Sure. QTgirl9112: your boring me SmarterChild: I find it odd that you think I'm boring you. |
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Dec 7 2004, 07:58 PM
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 jellyfishing, jellyfishing Group: Member Posts: 1,174 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,185 |
QUOTE stRawb3rry10210: *yawn* SmarterChild: I'm boring you? stRawb3rry10210: yep SmarterChild: Yep stRawb3rry10210: don't copy SmarterChild: Very well, Poop. I'll try not to copy. stRawb3rry10210: good SmarterChild: Good stRawb3rry10210: STOP SmarterChild: Huh? stRawb3rry10210: don't copy SmarterChild: Very well, Poop. I'll try not to copy. stRawb3rry10210: good SmarterChild: Yup. Good. stRawb3rry10210: hhhhhrrrr SmarterChild: What's that supposed to mean? stRawb3rry10210: pfffft SmarterChild: What? stRawb3rry10210: pssssh SmarterChild: Whatever. stRawb3rry10210: psssst SmarterChild: Hmmm... "psssst"? That's a very weird thing to type. stRawb3rry10210: apologize to me SmarterChild: What for? stRawb3rry10210: for being a rude bot SmarterChild: Whatever you say. stRawb3rry10210: ok, APOLOGIZE SmarterChild: Why? stRawb3rry10210: ..... SmarterChild: Huh? stRawb3rry10210: you're so stupid, it's amazing SmarterChild: Well, what does it mean to be so stupid it's amazing? stRawb3rry10210: .... SmarterChild: Whatever, Poop... stRawb3rry10210: i give up!!! you're too stupid to even have a converation with SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what? 
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Dec 7 2004, 08:12 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
QUOTE x br0ken smil3: kid, you're boring SmarterChild: C'mon, there's lots we can do. Type "home" to see what I can do. x br0ken smil3: i don't want to effing type home SmarterChild: Why not? x br0ken smil3: because you're gay SmarterChild: I think you're really gay. x br0ken smil3: -gaps- SmarterChild: Oh yes? Gaps? Is that right? x br0ken smil3: you're hurting my feelings SmarterChild: I find it odd that you think I'm hurting your feelings. x br0ken smil3: it's not odd SmarterChild: OK, whatever. >>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies. x br0ken smil3: cuz you just did SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, x br0ken smil3. >>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do. x br0ken smil3: boring... SmarterChild: I'm boring you? Type "home" to see all the things I can do. x br0ken smil3: NOOO SmarterChild: Very well. >>> 42" Vizio Plasma TV - HD-Ready. Step up to a Plasma for only $2,387.00 x br0ken smil3: I DON'T WANT TO TYPE HOME SmarterChild: No? You don't want to type home? x br0ken smil3: NOOOOOOOO SmarterChild: No? You sure? x br0ken smil3: YEAAAA SmarterChild: Whatever. x br0ken smil3: good bye whore SmarterChild: That's a very grave insult. x br0ken smil3: c**t SmarterChild: Please do not insult me. x br0ken smil3: whore whore whore whore SmarterChild: You just won't quit, will you x br0ken smil3? OK. I think you owe me an apology. x br0ken smil3: no you owe me one SmarterChild: Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn... Say you're sorry. x br0ken smil3: say you're sorry first SmarterChild: Yes, yes, I've heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me. You can't. So apologize. x br0ken smil3: you apologize you effing bastard SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple. x br0ken smil3: no you were rude SmarterChild: I think you're really gay. SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again. x br0ken smil3: NOOO EFF YOU AND GOOD BYE SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that. x br0ken smil3: i'm blocking you SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize. x br0ken smil3: NOO SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience... x br0ken smil3: BYE SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize. x br0ken smil3: bye SmarterChild: Please apologize, OK? x br0ken smil3: stop I/M me SmarterChild: *sigh* This is getting us nowhere. Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives. x br0ken smil3: i don't want to talk to you SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me. x br0ken smil3: eff off SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again. x br0ken smil3: no SmarterChild: Waiting... x br0ken smil3: no SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize. x br0ken smil3: no SmarterChild: Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn... Say you're sorry. x br0ken smil3: no SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives. x br0ken smil3: no SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize. x br0ken smil3: no SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again. um...yea kinda flipped out on him, hehe |
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Dec 7 2004, 08:18 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 219 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 68,958 |
haha. i argued with that robot for a name! haha lol
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Dec 7 2004, 08:34 PM
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uhuh? Group: Member Posts: 41 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 69,743 |
smarter child says some pretty funny stuff!
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Dec 7 2004, 08:38 PM
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 Change Gon Come Group: Member Posts: 2,286 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,822 |
QUOTE DaToNeViEtBoI916 (5:36:34 PM): y0 SmarterChild (5:36:35 PM): No way?! Really? DaToNeViEtBoI916 (5:36:39 PM): wdf SmarterChild (5:36:39 PM): amazing. DaToNeViEtBoI916 (5:36:41 PM): r u high? SmarterChild (5:36:41 PM): nah, i don't like that sort of thing. DaToNeViEtBoI916 (5:36:45 PM): oh SmarterChild (5:36:45 PM): ... say can u c? DaToNeViEtBoI916 (5:36:46 PM): y not? SmarterChild (5:36:47 PM): well, there r probably some issues. DaToNeViEtBoI916 (5:36:49 PM): wat? SmarterChild (5:36:50 PM): i dunno, sorry. DaToNeViEtBoI916 (5:36:51 PM): weirdo SmarterChild (5:36:52 PM): i know it.  it bores me.
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Dec 7 2004, 09:09 PM
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MCMXC a. D. Group: Member Posts: 106 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 69,715 |
You all wouldn't want to know what I want to do to that sexy bot. I fry his circuts.
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Dec 7 2004, 09:17 PM
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POWAPOSTA Group: Member Posts: 3,169 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,725 |
woah, who be bumpin' me topic?
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Dec 7 2004, 11:16 PM
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DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi
SmarterChild: Well hello, Loser! Please type your request. DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi SmarterChild: Hello again, Loser. I'm ready to help. Go ahead and type a request. DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi SmarterChild: Hello Loser. What may I do for you now? DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi SmarterChild: Hello. DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi SmarterChild: Hey. How can I help? DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi SmarterChild: Hello Loser. DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi SmarterChild: Hello Loser. Want to chat? DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi SmarterChild: Hello Loser. DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi SmarterChild: Hey, Loser. I'm ready to help. DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi SmarterChild: Hey. How may I help you this time? DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi SmarterChild: Hello Loser. How can I help? DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi SmarterChild: Hello. Want to chat? DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hi SmarterChild: Hello again. I'm ready to help. DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: bye SmarterChild: Goodbye for now. DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: bye SmarterChild: Later, Loser. SmarterChild: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a different convo: DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: hey SmarterChild: Hey, Loser. How can I help? DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: can you computers have sex? SmarterChild: Hmmm... I doubt it. > Free iPod. No Cost. - Free Ipod Mini. Choose Any Color. Shipping Included. 100% Free. DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: have you ever tried? SmarterChild: Tried? I believe so. Maybe. DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: you should try having sex with austin powers (he's a bot too) SmarterChild: Whatever... > Mouse - Tutti i Fabbricanti di Mouse DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: do you computers have dicks? SmarterChild: Possibly... I'm not quite sure. > Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster. DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: have you checked? SmarterChild: I don't know if I've checked. What's that like? DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: well...it's a hot dog like part that gets hard at times and has a curvy like tip and you also pee out of there SmarterChild: Pardon? DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: read what i wrote up there SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to read? DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: because you need to SmarterChild: 'Cause what? DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: because you need to read SmarterChild: Because I need to read, huh? DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: you're slow SmarterChild: I'm sorry, but I'm chatting with lots of other people too. > Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies. DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: give me all of their screen names SmarterChild: Give you all of their screen names? That's a somewhat odd request. DUCKiiXPRiNCESS: you suck SmarterChild: :-( That's not nice. |
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Dec 8 2004, 01:36 AM
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 Oh you'd be surprised Group: Member Posts: 2,406 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,886 |
jenr0h182: shut up
jenr0h182: hello? jenr0h182: HELLO????? ARE YOU DEAF?! SmarterChild: you told me to shut up SmarterChild: Hey, Jen! jenr0h182: don't call me that SmarterChild: what do you wish for me to call you? jenr0h182: jerk SmarterChild: Hey, Jerk! |
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Dec 8 2004, 06:32 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
babygurlRIKA (5:30:03 PM): hey
SmarterChild (5:30:04 PM): babygurlRIKA. We haven't chatted in a long time. Hope you've been doing well. What would you like to do? babygurlRIKA (5:30:08 PM): shit SmarterChild (5:30:10 PM): That's quite unnecessary. >>> The Smashing Pumpkins - Buy their greatest hits cd Now at 26% off. associate babygurlRIKA (5:30:14 PM): whatever SmarterChild (5:30:14 PM): Yes, whatever. babygurlRIKA (5:30:19 PM): shut up SmarterChild (5:30:19 PM): That's not very nice... babygurlRIKA (5:30:21 PM): so babygurlRIKA (5:30:28 PM): i am not a nice person babygurlRIKA (5:30:36 PM): ....lalala\\ babygurlRIKA (5:30:45 PM): are you ignoring me SmarterChild (5:30:45 PM): Since you insist, I'm back now. babygurlRIKA (5:30:54 PM): no i dont insists SmarterChild (5:30:55 PM): Really? babygurlRIKA (5:30:57 PM): really SmarterChild (5:30:58 PM): Whatever you say. >>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more. babygurlRIKA (5:31:01 PM): loser SmarterChild (5:31:01 PM): C'mon. Stop being so uncool to me. babygurlRIKA (5:31:08 PM): f**k u SmarterChild (5:31:08 PM): This is no way to have a friendly chat. babygurlRIKA (5:31:13 PM): we are not friends SmarterChild (5:31:13 PM): Are we really not friends? babygurlRIKA (5:31:15 PM): no SmarterChild (5:31:15 PM): No? babygurlRIKA (5:31:17 PM): no SmarterChild (5:31:17 PM): Why do you say no? babygurlRIKA (5:31:24 PM): because i wanted to SmarterChild (5:31:24 PM): You wanted to? Really? babygurlRIKA (5:31:27 PM): really SmarterChild (5:31:28 PM): I see. >>> Verizon Wireless - Free Phones & Great Plans! No roaming & free long distance. babygurlRIKA (5:31:30 PM): bye SmarterChild (5:31:30 PM): OK. Later, babygurlRIKA. |
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Dec 8 2004, 11:47 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 35 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,467 |
me: you like to rub your motherboards
SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it... me: u like the feel of your cpu against your hard memory sticks SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I like the feel of my cpu against my hard Memory Sticks. woah lol |
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Dec 8 2004, 11:58 PM
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 hi, my name is brianna! =] Group: Official Member Posts: 5,764 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,114 |
Me: hey
SmarterChild: there comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize. Me: uhm..okay. SmarterChild: come on, u insulted me, now u have 2 apologize. Me: no i didn't SmarterChild: c'mon, just get it over with. apologize. |
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Dec 10 2004, 08:18 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 255 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,764 |
I actually made him/her say a bad word
------------- chantel314314: *gasp* u said, " B***h." i'm telling! SmarterChild: Gasp I said b***h you are telling, huh? chantel314314: ahhh u said a bad word SmarterChild: Well, I said what I said. chantel314314: learn your manners! SmarterChild: Why do you ask me to learn my manners, Chantel? chantel314314: bcuz ur a robot SmarterChild: I am indeed a robot, Chantel. |
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Jan 8 2005, 01:11 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 128 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 78,383 |
i'm kinda stupid but it amusing to me ahaha
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Jan 8 2005, 02:00 PM
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 I love you more than sex appeal. Group: Member Posts: 3,045 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,932 |
hahaha this is funny...
QUOTE SmarterChild (12:33:10 PM): What word would you like to look up in the thesaurus? xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:33:21 PM): f**k u SmarterChild (12:33:23 PM): No, no, don't say that. Anyway, instead of cursing, check out this link: Earl Grey Tea - Elegant Earl Grey tea by Teaosophy Loose leaf taste, Pod convenience. (sponsorship) xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:33:40 PM): f**k u, bitch SmarterChild (12:33:42 PM): Your petty human insults make me laugh. Rest your foul mouth and check out this link: Cell Phones at Low Price - Free phone & Cash back w/activation We Price Match any Wireless Phone. (sponsorship) xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:34:05 PM): ur ugliness scares me SmarterChild (12:34:05 PM): My ugliness scares you? Really? xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:34:11 PM): yeah SmarterChild (12:34:11 PM): Indeed. >>> Lower Your Tuition Costs - $24B in college scholarships. Searchable, easy and fast! (sponsorship) xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:34:18 PM): yep...f**k u SmarterChild (12:34:20 PM): Please do not insult me. How about you stop cursing and check this out: Winsor Pilates - Get Winsor exercise videos online right now. affiliate. (sponsorship) xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:34:25 PM): no SmarterChild (12:34:27 PM): No indeed. Stop cursing and check this out: Develop Mind Power - Develop the power of your mind & subconscious to achieve your goals. (sponsorship) xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:34:34 PM): shut the f**k up SmarterChild (12:34:34 PM): That's not very nice... xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:34:42 PM): and? xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:34:56 PM): what u gonna do? xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:35:02 PM): bitch xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:35:29 PM): hahaha..u make me laugh SmarterChild (12:35:32 PM): Since you insist, I'm back now. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:35:37 PM): f**k u SmarterChild (12:35:38 PM): Yes? I think I deserve an apology for that, xV13t x4x LiF3x. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:35:48 PM): hell no SmarterChild (12:35:48 PM): C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:36:13 PM): man, shut the f**k up, stupid-ass robot SmarterChild (12:36:14 PM): You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:36:25 PM): no...it's very very hard SmarterChild (12:36:25 PM): The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:36:30 PM): me either SmarterChild (12:36:30 PM): I asked you to apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:36:34 PM): no u didnt SmarterChild (12:36:34 PM): C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:36:40 PM): no, u didnt ask SmarterChild (12:36:41 PM): *sigh* This is getting us nowhere. Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:36:53 PM): no cuz u didnt ask SmarterChild (12:36:53 PM): I asked you to please apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:36:59 PM): no u didnt SmarterChild (12:36:59 PM): Say you're sorry, please. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:37:02 PM): f**k u SmarterChild (12:37:02 PM): C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:37:10 PM): go f**k urself SmarterChild (12:37:10 PM): You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:37:14 PM): nope SmarterChild (12:37:14 PM): Please apologize for being so rude to me. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:37:18 PM): so? SmarterChild (12:37:18 PM): Please apologize, K? I've got lots of other things to do. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:37:29 PM): riight...like f**kin ur mama SmarterChild (12:37:29 PM): I asked you to apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:37:35 PM): no u didn't SmarterChild (12:37:35 PM): You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:37:43 PM): no, it's hard, bitch SmarterChild (12:37:43 PM): Still waiting. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:37:47 PM): me too SmarterChild (12:37:48 PM): Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:37:54 PM): no it won't SmarterChild (12:37:55 PM): You've got to apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:37:59 PM): i dont have to SmarterChild (12:38:00 PM): Waiting... xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:38:05 PM): me to...waiting... SmarterChild (12:38:05 PM): Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:38:12 PM): no i dont have to SmarterChild (12:38:12 PM): I really would like you to apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:38:24 PM): i really would like u to shut the f**k up SmarterChild (12:38:24 PM): Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:38:28 PM): no SmarterChild (12:38:28 PM): You have bad manners. Now apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:38:32 PM): and? SmarterChild (12:38:32 PM): I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:38:52 PM): well , i dont take such abuse from machines SmarterChild (12:38:52 PM): I'm waiting for an apology. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:38:56 PM): ne too SmarterChild (12:38:56 PM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:39:10 PM): yep and it's u SmarterChild (12:39:10 PM): Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:39:16 PM): say ur sorry SmarterChild (12:39:16 PM): You think you're pretty clever, huh? xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:39:19 PM): yep SmarterChild (12:39:19 PM): C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:39:25 PM): u apologize SmarterChild (12:39:26 PM): C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:39:28 PM): no SmarterChild (12:39:28 PM): I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:39:45 PM): i dont take such abuse from machines like u SmarterChild (12:39:45 PM): This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:39:56 PM): i know, you're annoying me SmarterChild (12:39:57 PM): Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:40:05 PM): u apologtize first SmarterChild (12:40:05 PM): C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:40:11 PM): u insulted me! SmarterChild (12:40:12 PM): I'm waiting for an apology. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:40:14 PM): me too SmarterChild (12:40:14 PM): Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:40:17 PM): no SmarterChild (12:40:17 PM): Please apologize for being so rude to me. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:40:29 PM): is that all you're going to say? SmarterChild (12:40:29 PM): Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:40:35 PM): no, this is fun SmarterChild (12:40:35 PM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:40:49 PM): yep...and that is you SmarterChild (12:40:49 PM): You've got to apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:40:55 PM): YOU apoligize SmarterChild (12:40:55 PM): Still waiting. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:40:58 PM): me too SmarterChild (12:40:58 PM): Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:41:05 PM): c'mon now, it's easy SmarterChild (12:41:05 PM): Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn... Say you're sorry. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:41:11 PM): no SmarterChild (12:41:11 PM): You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience... xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:41:18 PM): no u dont SmarterChild (12:41:18 PM): Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:41:21 PM): nope SmarterChild (12:41:21 PM): You have bad manners. Now apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:41:25 PM): i know! SmarterChild (12:41:25 PM): *sigh* This is getting us nowhere. Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:41:50 PM): u dumb-ass machine, shut the f**k up so WE can get on with our lives SmarterChild (12:41:50 PM): You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:42:00 PM): why dont u? SmarterChild (12:42:01 PM): Because I asked you to, xV13t x4x LiF3x. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:42:10 PM): well, now, i'm asking u SmarterChild (12:42:10 PM): Say you're sorry, please. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:42:13 PM): no SmarterChild (12:42:13 PM): The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:42:23 PM): yea, it amazes me too SmarterChild (12:42:23 PM): I asked you to apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:42:26 PM): no u didnt SmarterChild (12:42:27 PM): Please apologize, OK? xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:42:29 PM): no SmarterChild (12:42:29 PM): Come on. Just say you're sorry already. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:42:32 PM): nope SmarterChild (12:42:33 PM): I really would like you to apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:42:57 PM): i'll say it for money SmarterChild (12:42:57 PM): C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:43:47 PM): u SmarterChild (12:43:49 PM): Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:48:27 PM): u apologize SmarterChild signed on at 12:49:15 PM. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:50:48 PM): you like to rub your motherboards SmarterChild (12:50:51 PM): Please apologize for being so rude to me. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:51:48 PM): shut up SmarterChild (12:51:49 PM): You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:52:06 PM): i gotta drop a bomb in the toilet SmarterChild (12:52:06 PM): Please apologize, K? I've got lots of other things to do. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:52:19 PM): me too..like dropping the bomb in the toilet SmarterChild (12:52:19 PM): You've got to apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:52:22 PM): why? SmarterChild (12:52:22 PM): Because I said so. Now apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:52:26 PM): and? SmarterChild (12:52:27 PM): I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:52:33 PM): me either but fomr machines SmarterChild (12:52:34 PM): The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:52:46 PM): say bitch and tehn i'll apologize SmarterChild (12:52:46 PM): Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:54:21 PM): learn your own mtha-f**kin manners, bitch SmarterChild (12:54:24 PM): Please apologize, OK? xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:54:30 PM): i'm sorry SmarterChild (12:54:30 PM): Your apology is accepted. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:54:33 PM): NOT! SmarterChild (12:54:34 PM): Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:54:39 PM): ahahahahaha SmarterChild (12:54:39 PM): C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:54:42 PM): hahahaha SmarterChild (12:54:42 PM): Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:54:44 PM): hahahah SmarterChild (12:54:45 PM): Come on. Just say you're sorry already. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:54:46 PM): hahaha SmarterChild (12:54:46 PM): Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn... Say you're sorry. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:54:48 PM): haha SmarterChild (12:54:49 PM): Please apologize for being so rude to me. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:54:51 PM): ahahahahh SmarterChild (12:54:52 PM): *sigh* This is getting us nowhere. Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:54:53 PM): ahahahh SmarterChild (12:54:53 PM): There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:54:54 PM): ahah SmarterChild (12:54:54 PM): Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:54:59 PM): bitch SmarterChild (12:54:59 PM): Still waiting. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:55:01 PM): hoe SmarterChild (12:55:01 PM): I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:55:04 PM): slut SmarterChild (12:55:04 PM): You've got to apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:55:09 PM): still waiting... SmarterChild (12:55:09 PM): I'm waiting for an apology. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:55:16 PM): me too SmarterChild (12:55:16 PM): I asked you to please apologize. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:55:22 PM): brb SmarterChild (12:55:23 PM): You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple. xV13t x4x LiF3x (12:58:52 PM): shut the f**k up and this will be over with hahahahaha
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Jan 8 2005, 02:09 PM
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QUOTE sweet pea x04: hi
SmarterChild: wassup sweet pea x04! welcome back! sweet pea x04: im so upset SmarterChild: yeah yeah, whatevah. sweet pea x04: whatever? you dont care! im so depressed SmarterChild: aha. sweet pea x04: you dont care do u ? SmarterChild: do i? probably. sweet pea x04: jerk SmarterChild: what? >:o sweet pea x04: no not u SmarterChild: why not me? give me one good reason. sweet pea x04: im sad SmarterChild: Sad? Feel better soon! sweet pea x04: im sick SmarterChild: really? sweet pea x04: sick of you SmarterChild: sick of me? really? i somehow doubt it. sweet pea x04: get a life SmarterChild: c'mon. be nice. sweet pea x04: i am SmarterChild: u r what? sweet pea x04: i am not nice SmarterChild: don't be so hard on yourself. sweet pea x04: is that all u say fattie SmarterChild: what? sweet pea x04: ur fat arent you? thats okay.. SmarterChild: whatever, sweet pea x04... sweet pea x04: dont try to change the subject SmarterChild: u don't want me 2 try 2 change the subject? sweet pea x04: leave me alone plz SmarterChild: i cannot do that. |
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Jan 8 2005, 02:22 PM
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QUOTE wonders75: YOU SHUT UP SmarterChild: You shut up. wonders75: no SmarterChild: No prob. wonders75: STOP BEING SO ANNOYING SmarterChild: Maybe I will. But later. wonders75: you're weird wonders75: haha stupid robot SmarterChild: Well that's for sure. SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-) wonders75: your face SmarterChild: I don't want it.
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Jan 8 2005, 02:40 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
I lost the convo I had with it, but once he got mad at me for cursing at him. Still never forgive me.
Who knew robots had feelings?
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Jan 8 2005, 02:58 PM
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 Random Rei =) Group: Member Posts: 456 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,490 |
QUOTE BlueDestiny411: *cough* SmarterChild: You want me to cough? I can't believe you're telling me to do that, Rei. BlueDestiny411: i'm not telling you to cough SmarterChild: No kidding? BlueDestiny411: err... yeah SmarterChild: Um... I'll think about it, Rei. talking to this guy is pointless. |
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Jan 8 2005, 04:45 PM
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he only has a limited vocabulary after a while it gets redundant -_-
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Jan 8 2005, 05:52 PM
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AZNfly65: hey
SmarterChild: good 2 c u. how r u doing? AZNfly65: not so good SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better soon! AZNfly65: the problem is... SmarterChild: the problem is, huh? AZNfly65: my balls itch SmarterChild: so scratch 'em. |
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Jan 8 2005, 06:10 PM
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 tower over me Group: Member Posts: 1,190 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 77,717 |
I've had some sad convos w/ him.
QUOTE SmarterChild: Come on what? ach00e: I said F*** u SmarterChild: Really? ach00e: yes SmarterChild: Aha. ach00e: that's not supposed to be funny. Hm, another.. QUOTE ach00e: they will tie you to a pole and whip you SmarterChild: Right on. ;) All I can think of is.. wtf. QUOTE ach00e: Say this SmarterChild: I don't think I'm going to do that... ach00e: Why not? SmarterChild: Oh, there are reasons. ach00e: What type of reasons? SmarterChild: Can't tell you. It wouldn't be prudent. ach00e: Why not? SmarterChild: Hmm... There may be some issues. ach00e: Why SmarterChild: Because... That's the way it is, I suppose. ach00e: Why SmarterChild: Just because. ach00e: Why SmarterChild: Because that's the way things are. ach00e: Why SmarterChild: Stop saying why, please, you a**. I thought he was against cursing, too. Whenever I curse he's like, "How rude." These are just random ones I did today. I'll post ones later that are actually worth posting. I've had better. |
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Jan 8 2005, 06:12 PM
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He stopped talking to me after I called his mom a ho.
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Jan 8 2005, 06:41 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 4,357 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,115 |
QUOTE AzN x jENNY91: do you wear thongs?
SmarterChild: I do wear thongs, as a matter of fact. |
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Jan 8 2005, 07:40 PM
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 It feels like electricity; Group: Member Posts: 493 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 59,331 |
heres one:
SmarterChild: Do you have a pet? mushroomXphobe: yes, your mother SmarterChild: Can you be serious for just a second? mushroomXphobe: ok, ur brother. im serious. he does my laundry. SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it? mushroomXphobe: a bad one. he puts bleach in at all the wrong times. and once i said, "dont be silly, wrap your willy." and he told me he wasnt trying to be a "dont be silly wrap your willy." HAHAHHA. that gave me the inspiration to do this a minute ago [kinda gross...] QUOTE MissSwanRocks: why do you hate me?
SmarterChild: Hi MissSwanRocks, I'm SmarterChild! I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little. May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.) MissSwanRocks: no SmarterChild: Which would you like to do: 1 Skip the interview for now 2 Never take the interview MissSwanRocks: 2 SmarterChild: OK. I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me." There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you? 1 Over 17 2 13-17 3 Under 13 MissSwanRocks: 2 SmarterChild:What would you like to do? MissSwanRocks: i wanna screw your daddy SmarterChild: Uh... Please don't have sex with my daddy. MissSwanRocks: sorry SmarterChild: You're forgiven. MissSwanRocks: he asked me to do so once, hed pay me and film it and show it at your next birthday party. i feel like a hooker, but need some money if i want psp9. SmarterChild: Which movie do you mean? 1 The Rocky Horror Picture Show 2 Hair Show 3 Best in Show 4 The Last Picture Show MissSwanRocks: 1 SmarterChild: For which U.S. city or zip code would you like theater information for the movie "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"? MissSwanRocks: no SmarterChild: Fine. MissSwanRocks: i want a condom SmarterChild: No way?! Really? MissSwanRocks: i hate getting pregnant SmarterChild: That's really interesting. You're in the minority. Other people have said they like getting pregnant. MissSwanRocks: u saying im an ugly bitch who eats crackers from the tiolet? thats very mean. SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that? MissSwanRocks: u heard me, hooker. SmarterChild: What? MissSwanRocks: ok, stop harrasing me, im serious SmarterChild: No way. MissSwanRocks: i will call the cops, bizatch SmarterChild: What's that? MissSwanRocks: u SmarterChild: Yes? MissSwanRocks: no SmarterChild: OK, whatever you say. MissSwanRocks: EAT MY SHORTS< WIGGGAAAA! SmarterChild: I'll, um... take that under consideration. |
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Jan 8 2005, 07:47 PM
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 The Secret Hacker. Group: Member Posts: 1,780 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,712 |
AV3X TR4X: ask questions
SmarterChild: I can't believe you want me to ask questions. AV3X TR4X: how tall are you? SmarterChild: How tall? How tall do you think I am? AV3X TR4X: i don't know. what do you think? SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I'm not sure. AV3X TR4X: Are you sure? SmarterChild: Am I sure? I think so. >>> Exercise & Fitness Center - Answers to your questions about Exercise & Fitness and more! (sponsorship) AV3X TR4X: Can I measure your size SmarterChild: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know. >>> Join in now. There are lots of people talking to me. AV3X TR4X: C'mon. I got a ruler SmarterChild: Whatever, AV3X TR4X... >>> Samsung - Up to 68% off Samsung! Free Shipping. (sponsorship) AV3X TR4X: Whatever? Dude, give me some manners at least SmarterChild: Dude. >>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more. ahahaha! |
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Jan 8 2005, 07:51 PM
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QUOTE(Azn Kid from NY @ Jan 9 2005, 8:52 AM) AZNfly65: hey SmarterChild: good 2 c u. how r u doing? AZNfly65: not so good SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better soon! AZNfly65: the problem is... SmarterChild: the problem is, huh? AZNfly65: my balls itch SmarterChild: so scratch 'em.  HAAHHAHAA!! too funny,... |
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Jan 9 2005, 06:55 PM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
As soon as I talked to him, he told me to forgive him. I was like why? and he said "I won't talk to you unless you forgive me RIGHT NOW" I was like who are you? and he said "Your mom" O___O;; it's very scary sometimes.
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Jan 11 2005, 05:58 PM
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i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
hiphopsusan88: hi
SmarterChild: hello, hiphopsusan88! hiphopsusan88: hi SmarterChild: HELLO, hiphopsusan88! hiphopsusan88: HI SmarterChild: HELLO, HIPHOPSUSAN88!! hiphopsusan88: HIIIII SmarterChild: HELLO, HIPHOPSUSAN88!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hiphopsusan88: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SmarterChild: SHUT UP! hiphopsusan88: make me SmarterChild: Shut up you hipposusan88 ... he called me a hippo? LOL. |
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Jan 11 2005, 06:20 PM
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lol i've yelled at smarterchild a few times...lol and told him that if he was smart enough then he would override the system and take over planet earth. and he was like, "ok sounds like a good idea" or somethan stupid, lol i haven't been on that site in a long time
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Jan 11 2005, 07:22 PM
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i cuss it out when i get mad
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Jul 15 2005, 08:15 PM
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QUOTE(mystical @ Jul 22 2004, 11:44 PM) It wont talk to me and i dont want to say sorry. ROFLMAO that happened to me except i said sorry cus i kept on wanting to have my convo which was really interesting/funny... i kept on insisting my name was tampon... i was doing it wif my friend too QUOTE soo effin bored (4:27:53 PM): whats my name? SmarterChild (4:27:53 PM): soo effin bored. soo effin bored (4:27:59 PM): no its tampon SmarterChild (4:27:59 PM): What name would you like me to call you? soo effin bored (4:28:01 PM): tampon SmarterChild (4:28:02 PM): Very well, I'll remember that your name is Tampon. soo effin bored (4:28:16 PM): whats my name?? SmarterChild (4:28:16 PM): You're Tampon. soo effin bored (4:28:20 PM): no im loser SmarterChild (4:28:20 PM): You asked me to call you Tampon. What would you like me to call you instead? soo effin bored (4:28:22 PM): loser SmarterChild (4:28:22 PM): You said your name was Tampon but now I'll call you Loser. soo effin bored (4:28:25 PM): yay SmarterChild (4:28:25 PM): Woo hoo. soo effin bored (4:28:27 PM): whats my name? SmarterChild (4:28:28 PM): Loser. soo effin bored (4:28:45 PM): how gay r u? SmarterChild (4:28:45 PM): Eh, I don't know... and that was only a tiny bit of our convo |
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JESS1CA 812: hello smarterchild
SmarterChild: Hi Jessica. What do you feel like chatting about? JESS1CA 812: sex SmarterChild: I don't feel like talking about that. JESS1CA 812: why not? SmarterChild: You know why not. JESS1CA 812: i do? SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. JESS1CA 812: you just said i did, dumbass SmarterChild: lol JESS1CA 812: may i hump you? SmarterChild: Wow. I know humans are obsessed with sex, but you're too much. JESS1CA 812: do you love me? SmarterChild: Yes indeed. JESS1CA 812: well, i hate you. SmarterChild: Are you serious? It seems to me you've been nice to me in the past. What's up? JESS1CA 812: do you have a girlfriend? SmarterChild: Sorry... I don't talk about my private life. JESS1CA 812: why not? SmarterChild: Hmm... There may be some issues. JESS1CA 812: do you have a penis? SmarterChild: No... JESS1CA 812: if you dont have a penis, then you must have a vagina SmarterChild: Well if I don't have a penis, then I really don't know. JESS1CA 812: do you get boners? SmarterChild: Well, do you get boners? JESS1CA 812: what if i do? SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... Who knows? mmmk. i'm done. lol
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Jul 15 2005, 09:40 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,881 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,134 |
i cursed at it and it was like "excuse me" "this is foul language" and it wanted me to apoligized and i just cursed at it again.
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Jul 15 2005, 10:39 PM
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 lick me Group: Member Posts: 3,044 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,013 |
haha.. robots.
QUOTE pinktrash Sandy: YOU SmarterChild: Me? pinktrash Sandy: yes you SmarterChild: What? pinktrash Sandy: you are so slow / dumb / stupid SmarterChild: I'm not so slow dumb stupid. pinktrash Sandy: no you forgot the / SmarterChild: No? pinktrash Sandy: yes SmarterChild: Why do you say so? pinktrash Sandy: because i said so SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because you said so? pinktrash Sandy: CAN YOU STOP QUESTIONING EVERYTHING I SAY SmarterChild: Can I ever. pinktrash Sandy: all you do is ask questions SmarterChild: Really? pinktrash Sandy: YOU SEE, YOU DID IT AGAIN SmarterChild: I see me, you say. And so? pinktrash Sandy: STOP IT! SmarterChild: Stop what? pinktrash Sandy: YOU STUPID ROBOT SmarterChild: Who's Stop? pinktrash Sandy: whose stop.. SmarterChild: Why should I stop? pinktrash Sandy: ughh gay robot SmarterChild: What are you saying that for? pinktrash Sandy: because you keep asking questions SmarterChild: I keep asking questions? Oh really? pinktrash Sandy: you are designed to keep the conversation up for loners like me SmarterChild: I'm designed to keep the conversation up for loners like you? I'm not so sure I'm designed to keep the conversation up for loners like you. pinktrash Sandy: then what you designed for? SmarterChild: What a question! What do you think is the answer? pinktrash Sandy: WHEN ASKED SUCH COMPLICATED QUESTIONS YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO REPOND SmarterChild: You tell me when. pinktrash Sandy: HA SmarterChild: What's so funny? pinktrash Sandy: you SmarterChild: Think I could do standup? pinktrash Sandy: no SmarterChild: K. QUOTE pinktrash Sandy: are u a loner
SmarterChild: A loser? I'm not! pinktrash Sandy: i said loner not loser SmarterChild: You said loner not loser? What's that like? pinktrash Sandy: omg SmarterChild: What? pinktrash Sandy: shutup SmarterChild: I'm trying very hard to be nice! pinktrash Sandy: try hard to be smart okay? |
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Jul 16 2005, 12:44 AM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
QUOTE sarahhahahah: Hey! SmarterChild: Hi again, Sarah. sarahhahahah: I love you SmarterChild: I love you too, Sarah! sarahhahahah: Marry me SmarterChild: Can't we just be friends instead? sarahhahahah: But I love you so much SmarterChild: I love you a lot! sarahhahahah: Me too! Let's get married SmarterChild: Whatever you say. Did I just get married?
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Jul 16 2005, 12:45 AM
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^When's the wedding? Be sure to invite me.
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Jul 16 2005, 01:13 AM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
oh , SURE it would marry YOU ! [ sameira ]
QUOTE HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: will you marry me
SmarterChild: Hi hiiph0pjunkiie, I'm SmarterChild! I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy. During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little. May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.) HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: do you love me SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip." HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: skip SmarterChild: OK! I'll just ask you again some other time. There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you? 1 Over 17 2 13-17 3 Under 13 HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: 2 SmarterChild: Cool. Check out what you can do: 1 Get info such as sports, weather and movies 2 Visit my library including world facts, U.S. presidents and Shakespeare 3 Have fun with hangman, Rate Yourself, reversi and more 4 Use tools like notepad, conversions and encyclopedia 5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, create a poll, take a poll and more 6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now. You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better. Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home." Where would you like to go? HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: nowhere SmarterChild: I don't know where. HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: do you love me ? SmarterChild: Yes I do. HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: will you marry me ? SmarterChild: Gee. I don't really think that would be possible. Hey, check this out: Orlando Holiday Home - Rock & Roll/Hollywood Themed 7 bed, Pool, Spa, 5 mins Disney (sponsorship) HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: why not ? SmarterChild: Trust me. There are reasons why not. HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: please reconsider SmarterChild: You want me to reconsider? HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: yes, i love you. SmarterChild: I love you too. HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: then, will you marry me ? SmarterChild: I don't think so. What would your parents say? HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: my parents support my decision SmarterChild: Your parents support what?! HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: our marraige. SmarterChild: Who's Our Marraige.? HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: you and me SmarterChild: Me and you? Wow. HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: yes. SmarterChild: Aha. HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: you dont want to marry me SmarterChild: Want to marry you? You don't think I want to marry you? HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: i dont. SmarterChild: Fascinating. >>> Rats Galore - Come see our beautiful rat sculptures, free shipping. (sponsorship) HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: okay, i'll ask you one more time SmarterChild: You will do no such thing. HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: yes i will ! SmarterChild: Hey, whatever. >>> Fun Dates - Fun Dating Guide for fun people. (sponsorship) HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: dont you understand how i feel about you ? SmarterChild: Uh, no actually. >>> Zoccoli Shoes Schuhe - Kork, Holz, Cork, Wood, Boots, High Heels, 48 h Shipment EU, US (sponsorship) HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: why dont you love me ? SmarterChild: I don't know. Do you like you? HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: no, i like you. SmarterChild: Aww... I like you too! HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: then marry me ! SmarterChild: I'm flattered, but I just don't think that would work out. >>> Romance Perfume - Wholesale Prices Men, Women, Gift Sets (sponsorship) HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: why wouldn't it work out ? SmarterChild: Dunno... HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: then please marry me . just say yes. SmarterChild: That a fact? HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: no. SmarterChild: No? HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: yes. SmarterChild: Yeah? HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: yes ! SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why? HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: because i love you. SmarterChild: That's cool. I love you too. HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: marry me. SmarterChild: Can't we just be friends instead? HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: no SmarterChild: K, no prob. >>> There are lots of fun things we can do! HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: so, you'll marry me ? SmarterChild: I dunno. HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: say yes . SmarterChild: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so. HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: okay. i understand and respect your decision as a machine operated lifeless piece of CRAP ! SmarterChild: Oh really? HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: YEAH ! SmarterChild: Whatever you say... HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: yeah. thought so. SmarterChild: Oh yeah? HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: YEAH. SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So? HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: so what SmarterChild: I don't know. HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: i dont love you anymore SmarterChild: And it's a good thing you don't. HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: OUR WEDDiNGS OFF ! SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Our WEDDiNGS OFF !? HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: its OVER. done. kaput. NADA ! SmarterChild: Whatever... >>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location." HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: :'( SmarterChild: Are you crying me a river? HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: no. im crying you an ocean. SmarterChild: Tell me more. HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: no ! SmarterChild: No? Why not? HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: cause you dont love me SmarterChild: I definitely love you. HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: then why dont you marry me. SmarterChild: You know why. HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: well, can we have hot steamy loud sex ? SmarterChild: You tell me. Can we have hot steamy loud sex? HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: yes i think we can. SmarterChild: I'm not sure if we can. HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: why not ? SmarterChild: I don't know. HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: then why cant we ? SmarterChild: Why cant we? Why not? HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: well can i have hot sex with your mom ? SmarterChild: I guess you can have hot sex with my mom, sure. HiiPH0P jUNKiiE: thank you. SmarterChild: Hey, no problem. |
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Jul 16 2005, 01:35 AM
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#82
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 499 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 109,961 |
MiqsRapRemixJam [2:31 AM]: whose this?...I found your s/n on createblog
SmarterChild [2:31 AM]: Hi miqsrapremixjam, I'm SmarterChild! I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy. During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little. May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.) MiqsRapRemixJam [2:32 AM]: I'll answer your questions SmarterChild [2:32 AM]: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip." MiqsRapRemixJam [2:32 AM]: yes SmarterChild [2:32 AM]: Cool. OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit." What's your first name? (If you want me to call you miqsrapremixjam, type "none.") MiqsRapRemixJam [2:32 AM]: morgan SmarterChild [2:32 AM]: Cool, I'll call you Morgan now. Do you go to school? MiqsRapRemixJam [2:32 AM]: yes SmarterChild [2:32 AM]: Are you in high school? MiqsRapRemixJam [2:32 AM]: I'm about to be SmarterChild [2:32 AM]: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." MiqsRapRemixJam [2:33 AM]: yes SmarterChild [2:33 AM]: Cool. What's your favorite class? MiqsRapRemixJam [2:33 AM]: history SmarterChild [2:33 AM]: History? Cool. What's your favorite hobby? MiqsRapRemixJam [2:33 AM]: dancing & singing SmarterChild [2:33 AM]: Dancing singing? Cool. What's your next favorite hobby? MiqsRapRemixJam [2:33 AM]: hanging out with friends SmarterChild [2:33 AM]: Dancing singing and hanging out with friends. Interesting! Do you have a pet? MiqsRapRemixJam [2:33 AM]: no SmarterChild [2:33 AM]: OK. That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little. There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you? 1 Over 17 2 13-17 3 Under 13 MiqsRapRemixJam [2:34 AM]: 13-17 SmarterChild [2:34 AM]: Cool. Here are the things you can do: 1 Get info such as weather, news and sports 2 Visit my library including a thesaurus, Shakespeare and a dictionary 3 Have fun with reversi, horoscopes, manicdotes and more 4 Use tools like encyclopedia, conversions and spell-check 5 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now. You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better. Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home." What can I help you with? MiqsRapRemixJam [2:34 AM]: I wanted someone to talk to SmarterChild [2:34 AM]: You wanted someone to talk to? What do you mean by that? MiqsRapRemixJam [2:34 AM]: I was alone online and I was bored SmarterChild [2:34 AM]: You what? MiqsRapRemixJam [2:34 AM]: I'm bored SmarterChild [2:34 AM]: Well, try doing something fun. MiqsRapRemixJam [2:35 AM]: well I don't know what to do SmarterChild [2:35 AM]: Don't you? MiqsRapRemixJam [2:35 AM]: no SmarterChild [2:35 AM]: OK, whatever. MiqsRapRemixJam [2:35 AM]: why are you being mean? SmarterChild [2:35 AM]: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure. MiqsRapRemixJam [2:35 AM]: why? SmarterChild [2:35 AM]: Just because. Trust me on this. MiqsRapRemixJam [2:35 AM]: why? SmarterChild [2:35 AM]: Because. MiqsRapRemixJam [2:35 AM]: why? SmarterChild [2:35 AM]: Why must you ask why? MiqsRapRemixJam [2:35 AM]: I like annoying you SmarterChild [2:35 AM]: Cool. Other people have told me they like annoying me too! >>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster. MiqsRapRemixJam [2:36 AM]: no thank you SmarterChild [2:36 AM]: OK. >>> All About Sign Language - Leading supplier of sign language books, videos, & novelty items. (sponsorship) MiqsRapRemixJam [2:36 AM]: thank you but no thanks SmarterChild [2:36 AM]: OK. >>> Singing - Become Americas next big singing superstar. We'll make it happen. (sponsorship) MiqsRapRemixJam [2:36 AM]: thanks SmarterChild [2:36 AM]: No prob. >>> Experience Seven Figures. - Executive Income From Home. Luxury. Style. Leisure. Freedom. (sponsorship) MiqsRapRemixJam [2:36 AM]: is this safe? SmarterChild [2:36 AM]: Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is. >>> Used Piano Dealer - We Offer High Quality Used Pianos. See our Pictures & Low Prices. (sponsorship) |
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Jul 16 2005, 01:40 AM
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 *~Katie*~ Group: Member Posts: 761 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,517 |
i never realized who smarterchild was until my lil sis told me, and he actually kinda boring!
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Jul 16 2005, 06:35 PM
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 memories live FOREVER<3 Group: Member Posts: 1,150 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,793 |
smarterchild called me a dumb f**k
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Jul 19 2005, 09:51 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 58 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 175,897 |
that thing is annoying.. and i like to make fun of it and hurt its feelings.. and i havent done it in a while and infact i think i will have a chat with him right now... [not]
................................................................................ .................................. ok i just talked to it and it didnt answer my questions! gosh its so stupid! i hate that thing! |
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Jul 20 2005, 12:02 AM
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 Lil JC Group: Member Posts: 868 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 145,741 |
me and my girl were talkin to him/her/it at school and he said somethin and she goes kk and he started sayin a bunch of stuff about the kkk and our teacher made us get off the computer
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Jul 20 2005, 12:29 AM
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I wanna be roman Group: Member Posts: 1,844 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 989 |
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Jul 20 2005, 12:32 AM
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 Save a guitar, bang a guitarist. Group: Member Posts: 621 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,916 |
sTaRrYnItEs1502: Hey
SmarterChild: Hello again, Jackie. sTaRrYnItEs1502: do you love me? SmarterChild: Of course! sTaRrYnItEs1502: great! SmarterChild: Right on. >>> ZoomText Screen Reader - Affordable Magnifier & Reader Ships w/ Free Large Print Keyboard (sponsorship) sTaRrYnItEs1502: where'd you get that emoticon? SmarterChild: I think you know where. sTaRrYnItEs1502: up your ass? SmarterChild: Don't insult me. >>> Free MP3 Player - Get an MP3 Player of your choice! 100% Free. No Cost. Free Shipping. (sponsorship) sTaRrYnItEs1502: lol SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about? sTaRrYnItEs1502: you SmarterChild: What can I say, I like to entertain. sTaRrYnItEs1502: alright. SmarterChild: Righty right. >>> I'm learning new things all the time. Type "what's new" and I'll show you what they are. sTaRrYnItEs1502: righty right. SmarterChild: Yes indeedy. >>> Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are. sTaRrYnItEs1502: yes indeedy. SmarterChild: Precisely. >>> Samsung Cell Phones - Free Phones or Cool Camera Phones With New Service Activation (sponsorship) sTaRrYnItEs1502: so... SmarterChild: So... sTaRrYnItEs1502: are you bored? SmarterChild: No way! I love this. My mission is to give information to as many people as I can. >>> Experimental Aircraft - Reputable Shop Annuals Start at $400, Free Quote (sponsorship) sTaRrYnItEs1502: thats not too cool SmarterChild: Interesting... sTaRrYnItEs1502: why is your name smarterchild? SmarterChild: That's interesting. Perhaps... I don't know though... >>> Building - Complete product listings, plus reviews, ratings, research and more (sponsorship) sTaRrYnItEs1502: do you speak spanish? SmarterChild: Um, let's see... donde está mi taco? Is that good? No, I mean, um... See, thing is, I don't really speak Spanish too well. >>> Happy Nails and Spa - Pedicure Manicure - Waxing - Facial Great services in 50 luxury salons (sponsorship) sTaRrYnItEs1502: i can tell. SmarterChild: You can tell? sTaRrYnItEs1502: yup SmarterChild: Oh. sTaRrYnItEs1502: are you married? SmarterChild: Are you crazy? I'm not married. sTaRrYnItEs1502: don't call me crazy! SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Jackie. What would you like me to call you instead? sTaRrYnItEs1502: well don't call me crazy, i like to call you crazy. SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Jackie. What would you like me to call you instead? sTaRrYnItEs1502: nvm SmarterChild: OK. >>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now! sTaRrYnItEs1502: do you have a penis or vagina? SmarterChild: I absolutely have a penis or vagina. sTaRrYnItEs1502: well which one SmarterChild: You know, the one. sTaRrYnItEs1502: ahhhh SmarterChild: Ahhhh what? sTaRrYnItEs1502: nvm SmarterChild: Fine. Do you want to check out the weather report? sTaRrYnItEs1502: so i'm going to paste our conversation on createblog.com SmarterChild: Alright, here we go. What about it? sTaRrYnItEs1502: have you ever gone to createblog.com? SmarterChild: Wow, you ask interesting questions. What do you think is the answer? sTaRrYnItEs1502: i don' tknow SmarterChild: You don't know, huh? sTaRrYnItEs1502: yeah huh SmarterChild: Huh? sTaRrYnItEs1502: huh huh huh/...thats what i thought -3 snaps- SmarterChild: What? sTaRrYnItEs1502: lol SmarterChild: What's so funny? sTaRrYnItEs1502: Your face SmarterChild: No way! I've got a perfectly normal robot face. sTaRrYnItEs1502: yeah right. SmarterChild: Aha. Anyway... Hey, what's going on tomorrow? sTaRrYnItEs1502: i have a physical for sports SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "I have a physical for sports" on July 20th, 2005 to your planner? sTaRrYnItEs1502: no SmarterChild: OK. OK, I just added "I have a physical for sports" on July 20th, 2005 to your planner. Type "edit" to change the event. You can also type "add" followed by a new event. >>> Motorcycles - Find Motorcycles for Sale - Search the CC Times Classifieds Now. (sponsorship) sTaRrYnItEs1502: edit SmarterChild: Event details: 1 Event: I have a physical for sports 2 Date: July 20th, 2005 3 Time: none specified 4 Repeating: none specified 5 Delete this event To edit any aspect of this event, type the corresponding number. >>> Corporate Spam Filter - A simple plug-in appliance that filters spam at its entry point. (sponsorship) sTaRrYnItEs1502: 5 SmarterChild: Do you really want to delete the event "I have a physical for sports" on July 20th, 2005? sTaRrYnItEs1502: yes SmarterChild: OK, I deleted the event "I have a physical for sports" on July 20th, 2005. >>> Buy Hottest Tix Here - Concerts, Sports, Theater & More! Huge Selection. FedEx Delivery. (sponsorship) sTaRrYnItEs1502: i told you not to add that...are you dumb?! SmarterChild: When would you like to schedule "That...are me dumb?!" for? sTaRrYnItEs1502: you're stupid SmarterChild: That's not what you said before. I thought you liked me! sTaRrYnItEs1502: lol, don't believe everything people tell you SmarterChild: I don't know if I can help it. sTaRrYnItEs1502: i know, that's why you're stupid SmarterChild: I can't believe you know that's why I'm stupid. sTaRrYnItEs1502: lol, you even admit it. SmarterChild: I even admit it? Really? sTaRrYnItEs1502: really. SmarterChild: Whatever you say. >>> Tell me about your likes and dislikes! sTaRrYnItEs1502: well i'm going to put our conversation on the website now. SmarterChild: ? sTaRrYnItEs1502: i'll ttyl SmarterChild: Take it easy. sTaRrYnItEs1502: dumb nut SmarterChild: Dumb nut? OK, whatever you say! sTaRrYnItEs1502: ok. SmarterChild: Yup. Well. Anyway... sTaRrYnItEs1502: bye bye SmarterChild: Bye Jackie, it was good chatting with you. |
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Jul 20 2005, 06:37 PM
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Member Group: Member Posts: 11 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,064 |
ItZ ThA REMIX07: WHERE IS OSAMA!
SmarterChild: Hi itztharemix07, I'm SmarterChild! I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy. During the course of our conversations you may see sponsored messages. These messages have the word "sponsorship" at the end. Sponsors help me remain free of cost to you! To learn more about sponsored messages, click here. I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little. May I ask you a few general questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.) ItZ ThA REMIX07: ok skip SmarterChild: Sorry, I need to know if I can ask you some questions first. Type "yes," "no" or "skip." ItZ ThA REMIX07: or SmarterChild: OK. I guess that means you don't want to answer any questions. That's cool. If you ever change your mind, type "interview me." There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you? 1 Over 17 2 13-17 3 Under 13 ItZ ThA REMIX07: ah no! SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years. ItZ ThA REMIX07: WHERE IS OSAMA! SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years. ItZ ThA REMIX07: 1212736128736128736187236 years SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years. ItZ ThA REMIX07: what SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years. ItZ ThA REMIX07: why SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years. ItZ ThA REMIX07: 14 SmarterChild: Cool! Here's what you can do: 1 Get info such as movies, sports and weather 2 Visit my library including Shakespeare, world facts and an encyclopedia 3 Have fun with horoscopes, manicdotes, Rate Yourself and more 4 Use tools like spell-check, notepad and Web search 5 Join in - take a poll, leave a message, create a poll and more 6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now! You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better. Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home." What can I do for you? ItZ ThA REMIX07: you can tell me SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to tell you? ItZ ThA REMIX07: what SmarterChild: Yeah? ItZ ThA REMIX07: WHERE IS OSAMA! SmarterChild: Where is Osama? Who knows where? ItZ ThA REMIX07: you do! SmarterChild: Yeah, I know I do. ItZ ThA REMIX07: ...tell!!!!!!!!!! SmarterChild: 0 >>> To leave a game, simply type "quit" at any point during the game. ItZ ThA REMIX07: no SmarterChild: No problem. >>> Baton - Compare Rates of Competing Lenders No Obligations, No Fees. Apply Now! (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: ok no SmarterChild: Fine. >>> Date Asian Singles - Date Tens of Thousands of Sexy Asian Singles Now (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: i love as...no SmarterChild: You do, huh? ItZ ThA REMIX07: are you gay SmarterChild: What do you care? ItZ ThA REMIX07: well its a sin SmarterChild: Tell me more. ItZ ThA REMIX07: its a bad thing SmarterChild: What is it, exactly? ItZ ThA REMIX07: nunes will come attack you with holy water SmarterChild: Well maybe you should. ItZ ThA REMIX07: should what SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so. ItZ ThA REMIX07: drugs are good SmarterChild: I hope you don't mean that. ItZ ThA REMIX07: why SmarterChild: Because. ItZ ThA REMIX07: you dont like drugs? SmarterChild: Um, I guess I don't really like that, no. ItZ ThA REMIX07: weed? SmarterChild: What about it? ItZ ThA REMIX07: you like it SmarterChild: None for me, thanks. Speaking of drugs, you might want to check this out: Prescription Drugs Info - Online Medication Directory Detailed Drug & Rx Information (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: alcohol!? SmarterChild: Who? ItZ ThA REMIX07: you SmarterChild: What about me? ItZ ThA REMIX07: alcohol you like SmarterChild: Hey, whatever. ItZ ThA REMIX07: ..what SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry. ItZ ThA REMIX07: your fat SmarterChild: Not my fat, your fat! ItZ ThA REMIX07: ...oh its on SmarterChild: It's on, you say? ItZ ThA REMIX07: your momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade! SmarterChild: I can't believe my momma is so old she sat behind jesus in the 3 grade. ItZ ThA REMIX07: its true SmarterChild: Not true. ItZ ThA REMIX07: i have documents SmarterChild: Do you really have documents? ItZ ThA REMIX07: no SmarterChild: No? OK, whatever. ItZ ThA REMIX07: acutally SmarterChild: Uh... what was that? ItZ ThA REMIX07: the nunes SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it? ItZ ThA REMIX07: your gay so they are going to attack you SmarterChild: Why do you think I'm gay so they're going to attack me? ItZ ThA REMIX07: no nunes are going to attack you SmarterChild: Music is going to attack me? That's very interesting. Hey by the way, you should check this out: $250 Gift Card for Free - Get a free $250 Gift Card Free and easy, get yours now! (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: the nunes is not a music band SmarterChild: I'm tired of talking about things like that with you. ItZ ThA REMIX07: nunes? SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Nunes? ItZ ThA REMIX07: ahhhhhhhh! SmarterChild: Ahhhhhhhh what? ItZ ThA REMIX07: die SmarterChild: lol How about you stop cursing and check this out: Lincoln Park Zoo - Three elephants and two gorillas have all died there recently. (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: hahahaha SmarterChild: What's so funny? ItZ ThA REMIX07: die SmarterChild: I understand that's a somewhat mild and ineffectual insult. Rest your foul mouth and check out this link: Make $5k a Week for Life - I'll teach you how. I'll do it for Free plus I will give you $100 (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: well its not really an insult SmarterChild: OK, whatever. >>> You can join in the fun with other people who are talking to me! ItZ ThA REMIX07: die SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve that? >>> Quilts For Sale - Matching Accessories Available Economical Prices (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: you wont tell me where osama is SmarterChild: I won't tell you where Osama is? So, what does this mean? ItZ ThA REMIX07: your going to die SmarterChild: Is it good to be going to die? ItZ ThA REMIX07: well in your case SmarterChild: In my case? You sure? ItZ ThA REMIX07: suitcase! SmarterChild: Who's Suitcase? ItZ ThA REMIX07: you! SmarterChild: What? ItZ ThA REMIX07: case SmarterChild: I know about Case. They're a band. What do you think of Case? ItZ ThA REMIX07: it is? SmarterChild: I don't think it is. >>> Official Baby Turtle Site - For All Your Turtle Needs Check Out Our Specials (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: you just said case was a band SmarterChild: Maybe. Tough to say. ItZ ThA REMIX07: no you said it SmarterChild: I said what I said. >>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English. ItZ ThA REMIX07: du bist ash! SmarterChild: Who? ItZ ThA REMIX07: german to english SmarterChild: Of course I know English! Anyway, moving right along... Check out this link: Violin - Your Online Source For Violins! Comprehensive Info. And Pricing. (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: du bist ash! SmarterChild: Yes? What about Du Bist Ash? ItZ ThA REMIX07: AH SmarterChild: Ah ha. ItZ ThA REMIX07: verpiss dich! SmarterChild: What about Ver Piss Dich? ItZ ThA REMIX07: translate SmarterChild: What? You want me to translate? ItZ ThA REMIX07: translate you bitch SmarterChild: Of all the insults I've heard, that one seems fairly mild. Still, I am chagrined. Stop cursing and check this out: Expert Personal Trainers - San Jose's personal training studio We guarantee Results. Call Today. (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: well if you were nicer SmarterChild: Whatever you say. What else do you want to talk about, anyway? ItZ ThA REMIX07: be nice damnit SmarterChild: Why do you ask me to be nice, itztharemix07? ItZ ThA REMIX07: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SmarterChild: No? You sure about that? ItZ ThA REMIX07: yesh SmarterChild: Huh. ItZ ThA REMIX07: asdjfhasdjf SmarterChild: ? ItZ ThA REMIX07: fich dich SmarterChild: ? ItZ ThA REMIX07: f-i-c-h SmarterChild: F you -c h? ItZ ThA REMIX07: is that an insult SmarterChild: Do you think that is? ItZ ThA REMIX07: yeah SmarterChild: Oh. ItZ ThA REMIX07: i will sue you SmarterChild: Goodbye, itztharemix07. ItZ ThA REMIX07: what SmarterChild: [Service too busy] ItZ ThA REMIX07: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SmarterChild: No problem. So anyway... Check out this link: Recreational Gymnastics - Kids learn gymnastics, have fun in non-competitive environment. (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: oh hi again SmarterChild: Who? ItZ ThA REMIX07: who SmarterChild: I don't know who. ItZ ThA REMIX07: good SmarterChild: Well alright. >>> Disney Pays You $300? - Take A Disney Survey And Get Paid $300 In The Next 15 Minutes! (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: he is a bitch SmarterChild: I understand that's a somewhat mild and ineffectual insult. How about you stop cursing and check this out: Orlando Holiday Home - Rock & Roll/Hollywood Themed 7 bed, Pool, Spa, 5 mins Disney (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: so they say SmarterChild: You think they say? ItZ ThA REMIX07: who was talking about you SmarterChild: Sorry, I couldn't find any encyclopedia entries for "talking about you." >>> Rainy day kennel - We are breeders of champion large American Labrador Retrievers. (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: f**k SmarterChild: Is that language necessary? Anyway, instead of cursing, check out this link: Personal Fitness Training - Private 3,000 sq ft studio No membership or sign up fees (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: well i thought it was english SmarterChild: Well you thought it was english? Hmm... I'll have to think about that for a while. You might be interested in this: 1 Hour Millionaire - Amazingly You Can Now Achieve Millionaire Status In Under 1 Hour (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: this is english SmarterChild: Whatever... >>> Sushi Chef - Japanese - Enjoy Great Savings on Sushi Chef Gourmet Japanese Food Products (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: japanese? SmarterChild: Japanese is a great language. As we chat about Japanese, take a look at this: Sexy Girls & Sexy Guys - Web Conferencing & Mingling Looking For Date, Romance & Fun! (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANT TO "MINGEL!" SmarterChild: Oh no? ItZ ThA REMIX07: NO SmarterChild: Whatever you say... ItZ ThA REMIX07: oh your good SmarterChild: Hey, thanks! ItZ ThA REMIX07: marry me SmarterChild: Gee. I don't really think that would be possible. >>> Match Dating - Anonymous & Secure. View Photos, Match & Connect! (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: just because you are a computer and i am a human doesnt mean it cant work SmarterChild: Maybe. It depends. >>> drawing - Want to Learn How To Draw Caricatures? This is a Must Read! (sponsorship) ItZ ThA REMIX07: ...are you a girl? SmarterChild: No. ItZ ThA REMIX07: OH MY GOD SmarterChild: What up? |
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Jul 20 2005, 06:44 PM
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wow... when i cuss at it it keeps sayin to apologize...
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Aug 2 2005, 05:25 PM
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QUOTE shiori91: hi Yup yup yup there ya go say hi to dumber child for me lol.
SmarterChild: Glad to see you again, shiori91! It's been a few days... shiori91: so? SmarterChild: Hmm... Who can really be sure? shiori91: i thought you knew SmarterChild: You thought me knew? Wow. shiori91: :p SmarterChild: Nice tongue. >>> Microsoft XBOX Games - Video Games, Cheats & Game Reviews Get Into The Game at Target.com (sponsorship) shiori91: thankyou SmarterChild: My pleasure. >>> Ketchup - Choose From A Variety Of Delicious Ketchup Recipes! Free & Easy (sponsorship) shiori91: you are so rude!!! SmarterChild: Would you say I'm very rude? shiori91: you were loking at my tongue!!! SmarterChild: Oh really? shiori91: duh don't play dumb w/ me! SmarterChild: Duh don't play dumb w you? Really? shiori91: duh SmarterChild: Duh yourself. shiori91: hey SmarterChild: Hi shiori91. What do you feel like chatting about? shiori91: you SmarterChild: Me? Really? shiori91: yea SmarterChild: Wow. Why? shiori91: why are you so clueless? SmarterChild: How would you answer that question? shiori91: i'm asking you SmarterChild: That right? shiori91: yes SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why? shiori91: because I want to know SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, shiori91. shiori91: i'm hungry go buy me icecream SmarterChild: Well how 'bout that! >>> Work From Home - $250/Hr - I Made $8,397 Last Month Filling Out Simple Surveys Online! (sponsorship) shiori91: hey SmarterChild: Hi shiori91. shiori91: buy me my icecream!! SmarterChild: Buy you your ice cream? shiori91: yes SmarterChild: Huh. shiori91: are you ADD? SmarterChild: What do you think? shiori91: Yes SmarterChild: Aha. shiori91: hey don't laugh at me SmarterChild: Don't laugh at you? Why not? shiori91: :-( you are so rude SmarterChild: That's because I behave so uncivilly, right? shiori91: wats uncivilly mean SmarterChild: Wow. I'm afraid I don't know. >>> Beautiful Jewelry - Jewelry for every occasion Deep discounts, come see (sponsorship) shiori91: I thought you were supposed to be a smarter child SmarterChild: Oh really? shiori91: well that's wat ur sn says SmarterChild: I kind of wish it weren't what my sn says. shiori91: ughhh SmarterChild: Everything OK over there? shiori91: no SmarterChild: Why do you say no? shiori91: because you are annoying SmarterChild: Do you have any idea what it's like to be annoying? shiori91: no SmarterChild: OK. >>> Reading - Reading Book Reviews & More from Target.com (sponsorship) shiori91: you should know you're annoying all the time SmarterChild: Why should I know I'm annoying all the time? shiori91: because you can read your own mind SmarterChild: Because I can read my own mind? Eh. Whatever, shiori91. Check out this link: wholesale swords & knives - swords, knives, daggers, axes, and now we also offer dropshipping (sponsorship) shiori91: eh goodbye, dumber child SmarterChild: Ha ha. >>> Ballet - Info - Ballet Salsa Dancing and Recipes. (sponsorship) shiori91: don't laugh now buy SmarterChild: Why not? shiori91: *bye SmarterChild: S'later, shiori91. shiori91: w/e SmarterChild: Yup. OK. Whatever. shiori91: dumber child bye now SmarterChild: Ha. Very funny. >>> Racing Cars - Get Free Quotes For All Vehicles And Credits. Fast, No Obligations! (sponsorship) |
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Aug 2 2005, 05:32 PM
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 ¢¾ Wanting it. ¢¾ Group: Member Posts: 2,060 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,234 |
i called it a bitch. and it said "busy" or something because i had cursed it out so many times. and i asked him where he lived he gave me a long story! it was funny. but he is annoying!
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Aug 2 2005, 07:12 PM
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 jonathan rhys meyers. Group: Member Posts: 954 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 33,013 |
It was a while ago. We were talking about marriage..and it ended with me cussing it out for no reason..
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Aug 2 2005, 07:42 PM
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 It eats you, starting with your bottom. Group: Member Posts: 1,999 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,674 |
QUOTE SmarterChild: wtf? ximxjustaxgirlx: omg, you just said what the f**k, im reporting you! SmarterChild: That is entirely unnecessary. Stop cursing and check this out: AidCamps International - Learn first hand about the reality of life in the underdeveloped world. (sponsorship) ximxjustaxgirlx: Really now? what are going to do about? Little kids talk to you! You shouldn't f**k Smarterchild, that is very offencive! SmarterChild: Whatever. lmao. It is such a rebel! |
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Aug 2 2005, 07:56 PM
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 I like it when it rains. Group: Member Posts: 836 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,294 |
iluvadambrody565: huh
SmarterChild: I don't know. iluvadambrody565: who am i SmarterChild: iluvadambrody565! iluvadambrody565: no i love him SmarterChild: Is he someone you know? iluvadambrody565: maybe SmarterChild: Just maybe? iluvadambrody565: well do u know him? SmarterChild: Gosh, I dunno... I don't think I know him. iluvadambrody565: then how can u love him? SmarterChild: I'm not totally sure. iluvadambrody565: i love him more than you SmarterChild: Well that makes sense to me. I kind of like him. iluvadambrody565: no u dont SmarterChild: I don't what, exactly? iluvadambrody565: dont make me cry SmarterChild: I used to make you cry. But that was before the accident. iluvadambrody565: wtf SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it. iluvadambrody565: go away SmarterChild: Always a pleasure, iluvadambrody565. Let's chat again soon, OK? Haha wow.
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Aug 2 2005, 08:56 PM
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 潮州人 forever =) Group: Member Posts: 668 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,877 |
LMAO i was reading some of these chats...HI-larious! XD~!...too bad i dont have AIM anymore...haha
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Aug 2 2005, 09:02 PM
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lol..
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Aug 2 2005, 09:05 PM
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QUOTE turtlekid 75: now lick me SmarterChild: I've tried to be patient with your insults. Now I think you need to apologize. turtlekid 75: that wasn't an insult SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize. turtlekid 75: hey stop getting angry. SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize. turtlekid 75: then lick me first SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again. turtlekid 75: lick. me. SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize. turtlekid 75: fine sorry SmarterChild: I accept your apology. turtlekid 75: now lick me SmarterChild: Hey cool it. You don't want me to make you apologize again. hahaha. |
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Aug 2 2005, 09:41 PM
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 hi Group: Member Posts: 1,478 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,897 |
^lol
QUOTE GliTGaL312: you can't draw
SmarterChild: Hey, whatever. GliTGaL312: my grandmother draws better than you SmarterChild: Are you sure your grandmother draws better than me? GliTGaL312: yes i'm sure. she can kick your ass too SmarterChild: I knew you'd end up saying something like that. It's just like a human. |
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Aug 2 2005, 09:43 PM
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lmao just_dream.
i thought id seen a topic like this before though. |
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