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post Jul 22 2004, 05:30 PM
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A lawyer and a blonde were sitting next to each other on a plane.
The lawyer was extremely bored and saw that the blonde seemed bored as well. The lawyer said to the blonde, "Let's play a game. If I ask you a question that you don't know the answer to, you must pay me $5. But if you ask me a question that I don't know the answer to, I will pay you $50."
The blonde nodded in agreement.
The lawyer said confidently, "I will go first. What is 57,846,352 times 34,567,624?"
The blonde couldn't do all the calculations in her head so she gave the lawyer $5 without saying a word. Then she said, "What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3?"
The lawyer thought about it for 5 minutes and he finally gave up. He paid the blonde $50.
The lawyer then asked the blonde what the answer was.
The blonde thought about it for a minute and gave the lawyer $5.
 
 
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itskatherine XD
post Jul 22 2004, 05:36 PM
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i've heard of this before. its heckka funny. happy.gif
 
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post Jul 22 2004, 05:52 PM
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...i dont get it
 
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post Jul 22 2004, 05:57 PM
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ooo la la
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haha thats so funny. see the blonde asked the lawyer a question she didn't know the answer to, and so he ask what the answer was and she doesn't know so she had to pay him 5 dollars.
 
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post Jul 22 2004, 06:07 PM
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haha funny...i guess blink.gif
 
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post Jul 22 2004, 06:10 PM
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haha..i heard that one before..but i still think it's funny..what a smart blonde. happy.gif
 
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post Jul 22 2004, 06:44 PM
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lmao hHAHHAhahha
 
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post Jul 22 2004, 09:10 PM
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Haha funny.
 
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post Jul 23 2004, 11:19 PM
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QUOTE(strwbrrykiwi23 @ Jul 22 2004, 5:30 PM)
A lawyer and a blonde were sitting next to each other on a plane.
The lawyer was extremely bored and saw that the blonde seemed bored as well. The lawyer said to the blonde, "Let's play a game. If I ask you a question that you don't know the answer to, you must pay me $5. But if you ask me a question that I don't know the answer to, I will pay you $50."
The blonde nodded in agreement.
The lawyer said confidently, "I will go first. What is 57,846,352 times 34,567,624?"
The blonde couldn't do all the calculations in her head so she gave the lawyer $5 without saying a word. Then she said, "What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3?"
The lawyer thought about it for 5 minutes and he finally gave up. He paid the blonde $50.
The lawyer then asked the blonde what the answer was.
The blonde thought about it for a minute and gave the lawyer $5.

haha!!!omg! im gonna do tat too!
 
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post Jul 23 2004, 11:22 PM
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ahhaha that is sooo sad! But darn, I was hoping that she would've known the answer because MAN, I wanted to know what goes up a hill w/ 4 legs and comes down w/ 3. Does anyone know? =P
 
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post Jul 24 2004, 09:08 AM
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haha...that is so funny. i thought she'd know
 
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post Jul 25 2004, 05:58 PM
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hahahaha man that blonde is stupid
 
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post Jul 25 2004, 06:00 PM
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rofl!!!!. that was funny...at least the blonde got 40 bucks !!
haha
 
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post Jul 25 2004, 06:07 PM
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i love dumb blonde jokes happy.gif
 
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post Jul 25 2004, 07:08 PM
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laugh.gif i think she was being smart without even knowing it blink.gif
 
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post Jul 25 2004, 10:47 PM
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even though she didnt know it she fooled him. lol thats a good way to doit =).
 
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post Jul 26 2004, 05:03 PM
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lol aw i wanna kno the answer
 
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post Jul 27 2004, 11:40 PM
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QUOTE(Just_Dream @ Jul 23 2004, 9:22 PM)
ahhaha that is sooo sad! But darn, I was hoping that she would've known the answer because MAN, I wanted to know what goes up a hill w/ 4 legs and comes down w/ 3. Does anyone know? =P

hmm. i have an answer to a SIMILAR riddle.. but not the same one...
"who has 4 legs in the beginning, 2 in the middle, and 3 in the end?"
-a MAN!
he crawls on all FOURS when hes a baby, walks on 2 when a man, and uses a cane when he is old. =D
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 06:27 PM
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LOL, that joke wuz hella funny!
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 07:12 PM
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lmao i love that joke!!! its so hilarious! first time i read it i was laffing soo hard!
 
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lol...that guy got ripped off... laugh.gif
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 10:09 AM
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lmao she didnt even know!
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 10:39 AM
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QUOTE(strwbrrykiwi23 @ Jul 22 2004, 3:30 PM)
A lawyer and a blonde were sitting next to each other on a plane.
The lawyer was extremely bored and saw that the blonde seemed bored as well. The lawyer said to the blonde, "Let's play a game. If I ask you a question that you don't know the answer to, you must pay me $5. But if you ask me a question that I don't know the answer to, I will pay you $50."
The blonde nodded in agreement.
The lawyer said confidently, "I will go first. What is 57,846,352 times 34,567,624?"
The blonde couldn't do all the calculations in her head so she gave the lawyer $5 without saying a word. Then she said, "What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3?"
The lawyer thought about it for 5 minutes and he finally gave up. He paid the blonde $50.
The lawyer then asked the blonde what the answer was.
The blonde thought about it for a minute and gave the lawyer $5.

Lol, see, smart blonde. XD
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 08:19 PM
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Blonde jokes, can't get tired of them.

Funny.
 
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