the shittiest break up |
 May 31 2010, 10:04 AM
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what's the shittiest way you've broken up with someone or been broken up with.
just curious :d |
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May 31 2010, 01:43 PM
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 Tick tock, Bill Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 |
I've been lucky to have not experienced many shitty break ups. There is one that I remember being particularly painful though. Guy basically made me feel like our relationship was for the long haul. I mean, not just gave me that impression, but told me as much, several times. He broke things off shortly after my kid was diagnosed with autism and he did so with the following phrase, "It sounded good at the time."
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May 31 2010, 02:26 PM
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Having your current girlfriend hide the fact that she wasn't a virgin, messed around behind your back at least three different times, and already had another guy on the side she was ready to commit to as soon as you called it quits after being on and off for four years. No to mention the fact that you haven't heard from you in almost a year nor have you talked since the night the relationship ended and she won't even give you the pleasure of calling you and her friends after all of her lying and infidelity.
If that doesn't sting, I might as well take a bath in corrosive acid. |
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May 31 2010, 08:18 PM
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QUOTE(anime-essence @ May 31 2010, 03:26 PM)  Having your current girlfriend hide the fact that she wasn't a virgin, messed around behind your back at least three different times, and already had another guy on the side she was ready to commit to as soon as you called it quits after being on and off for four years. No to mention the fact that you haven't heard from you in almost a year nor have you talked since the night the relationship ended and she won't even give you the pleasure of calling you and her friends after all of her lying and infidelity. If that doesn't sting, I might as well take a bath in corrosive acid. Goddamn, wtf? Good riddance. |
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Jun 27 2010, 07:13 PM
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Well, apparently I crudely broke up with my long-term boyfriend. Who wanted to marry me.
I just didn't like how sex-addicted he was and how rude he was to my family and my friends. So I broke up with him after I had enough of him, and apparently that was "evil" of me. So for months he kept IM'ing me, then eventually called me a "whore". Bleh. Good riddance I say. That'd be my shittest break up so far. |
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Jun 27 2010, 07:32 PM
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QUOTE(tokyo-rose @ May 31 2010, 08:18 PM) Goddamn, wtf? Good riddance. omg you said goddamn |
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Jun 27 2010, 10:17 PM
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One girl broke up with me via myspace comment. since I rarely log in to my myspace I didn't know for like two months
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Jun 27 2010, 10:23 PM
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 Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
That must have been a close relationship.
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Jun 27 2010, 10:54 PM
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rawr? Group: Official Member Posts: 2,705 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 285,858 |
onlineee.
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Jun 28 2010, 01:09 AM
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/人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(spambot @ Jun 27 2010, 10:23 PM) That must have been a close relationship. It was close for about four months. there was never any I love you or anything like that because we hadn't been dating that long, and we would still hang out. She never brought it up the entire time. |
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Jul 6 2010, 04:01 AM
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scary how real you make it seem....
or is it 
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Jul 6 2010, 06:08 AM
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well its not my break up, but it find it kind of funny that one of my friend got dumped when her girlfriend (yeah lesbians) made her parents call the cops on her, on the grounds of homosexual sexual harassment or something.
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Jul 6 2010, 11:07 AM
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QUOTE(doughnut @ Jul 6 2010, 07:08 AM) well its not my break up, but it find it kind of funny that one of my friend got dumped when her girlfriend (yeah lesbians) made her parents call the cops on her, on the grounds of homosexual sexual harassment or something. ouch that's laaaame Oh and Rebbecca's was intense too *hug* |
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Jul 11 2010, 10:37 AM
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/\ ouch, My friends brother did that to his girlfriend too.
Mine isn't really a "breakup" but My boyfriend's Dad thinks that we should "take a break" so his son can meet "new friends" and college (and this is right after Bf-chan tells me his family adores me) |
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Aug 7 2010, 08:27 AM
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My ex took me to see Toy Story 3 &after we came back to mine he said he need to have a serious talk and then broke up with me, we both cried for hours and hours &used a new roll of toilet paper.. hmm does this count as a shitty breakup ?
hmmm who takes their girlfriend to see such an exciting movie then dump them after? |
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Aug 7 2010, 12:15 PM
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QUOTE(itskaycake @ Aug 7 2010, 09:27 PM) My ex took me to see Toy Story 3 &after we came back to mine he said he need to have a serious talk and then broke up with me, we both cried for hours and hours &used a new roll of toilet paper.. hmm does this count as a shitty breakup ? he cried too? yeah that's shitty. |
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Oct 8 2010, 03:26 AM
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When my boyfriend went off to college, he had asked me to come visit him. Keep in mind that is college was 2 1/2 hours away from my home. And when I got there he broke it off.
Sorry bastard... 
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Oct 9 2010, 07:19 AM
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QUOTE(doughnut @ Aug 7 2010, 01:15 PM) he cried too? yeah that's shitty. lmao for real |
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Oct 13 2010, 03:07 PM
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Oct 23 2010, 06:37 PM
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Oct 24 2010, 12:17 AM
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ROFL
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Feb 27 2011, 06:38 AM
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 and so it is Group: Human Posts: 1,304 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,085 |
Broke up with me right after sex. Awww yeahhh, so classy!
Oh wait, but the best part is his reasoning - because he wanted to be a bible thumper and I was his weakness to not being abstinent... soooo of course he had to "do it one last time to understand how dirty/sinful it feels to have sex so he'll never do it again." Yes, it just felt sooo dirty that you came twice from it and had to come back that second time WTF? Most fcuked up bullsh!t I've ever heard in my life |
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Feb 27 2011, 01:18 PM
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QUOTE(espressive @ Feb 27 2011, 05:38 AM) Broke up with me right after sex. Awww yeahhh, so classy! Oh wait, but the best part is his reasoning - because he wanted to be a bible thumper and I was his weakness to not being abstinent... soooo of course he had to "do it one last time to understand how dirty/sinful it feels to have sex so he'll never do it again." Yes, it just felt sooo dirty that you came twice from it and had to come back that second time WTF? Most fcuked up bullsh!t I've ever heard in my lifehe should have broke up with you right before climax |
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Feb 28 2011, 01:46 AM
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and so it is Group: Human Posts: 1,304 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,085 |
QUOTE(boot @ Feb 27 2011, 12:18 PM) he should have broke up with you right before climax at least it would make his story more believable. but he'd still be a douchebag regardless lol |
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Feb 28 2011, 09:25 AM
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Well I have a couple that have happen to me. But the worst one of them all is as followed:
I got home after work to find an unformilar car in the drive way. Thinking to myself I wonder who this could be. Once I went into the house I found the unformilar person laying under the covers with my girlfriend. ( Ex Now ) But the best part of the outcome is after they started dating I ended up banging her again and it called all kinds of havoc between them. I loved it. |
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Feb 28 2011, 09:59 PM
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and so it is Group: Human Posts: 1,304 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,085 |
QUOTE(AgentNerd @ Feb 28 2011, 08:25 AM) Well I have a couple that have happen to me. But the worst one of them all is as followed: I got home after work to find an unformilar car in the drive way. Thinking to myself I wonder who this could be. Once I went into the house I found the unformilar person laying under the covers with my girlfriend. ( Ex Now ) But the best part of the outcome is after they started dating I ended up banging her again and it called all kinds of havoc between them. I loved it. Win. Who got the last laugh now? |
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Mar 1 2011, 07:32 AM
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I'd say I got the last laugh. Cause now shes amounted up to nothing with her life and now married a complete worthless bum. I hope she cries herself to sleep knowing she lost something that could have made all her troubles go away.. * Evil Laugh *
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Mar 1 2011, 10:12 PM
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and so it is Group: Human Posts: 1,304 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,085 |
Teach me your ways....!
I need to be more conniving and evil |
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Mar 1 2011, 10:12 PM
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Next guy you break up with, shit on his chest
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Mar 2 2011, 07:29 AM
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QUOTE(spambot @ Mar 1 2011, 10:12 PM) Next guy you break up with, shit on his chest I don't know any other way to get back at somebody that can beat shitting on there chest. I mean that is by far the dirtiest trick in the book. I'd try that for sure. Then after you do let me know how it went. Cause I'm pretty sure it didn't work for one. I don't know anyone that would be willing to let somebody shit on there body. That is nasty and just plain ole shitty. No Pun Tended (^.~) |
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Mar 2 2011, 07:32 AM
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QUOTE(espressive @ Mar 1 2011, 10:12 PM) Teach me your ways....! I need to be more conniving and evil You shouldn't want to me conniving or evil unless you absolutly have too. If you have to then it would become simple. Think of something that you would hate to have done to you. Then do it to them. It is the reversed mental thoughts that you act on. It also keeps you clear minded when getting even cause you don't have to plan it out cause you have many times before in your thoughts. You know what would need to be done. (^.~) |
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Mar 2 2011, 03:16 PM
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QUOTE(espressive @ Feb 28 2011, 12:46 AM) at least it would make his story more believable. but he'd still be a douchebag regardless lol it would go something like we're breaking up UNNNGNGHNGN |
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Mar 2 2011, 07:56 PM
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and so it is Group: Human Posts: 1,304 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,085 |
QUOTE(boot @ Mar 2 2011, 02:16 PM) it would go something like we're breaking up UNNNGNGHNGN lol QUOTE(AgentNerd @ Mar 2 2011, 06:32 AM) You shouldn't want to me conniving or evil unless you absolutly have too. If you have to then it would become simple. Think of something that you would hate to have done to you. Then do it to them. It is the reversed mental thoughts that you act on. It also keeps you clear minded when getting even cause you don't have to plan it out cause you have many times before in your thoughts. You know what would need to be done. (^.~) Seduced his hot, older brother. Win. Brother is bigger than him. Double win. Ultimate "fcuk you" accomplished. |
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May 11 2011, 07:54 AM
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QUOTE(anime-essence @ Jun 1 2010, 12:26 AM) Having your current girlfriend hide the fact that she wasn't a virgin, messed around behind your back at least three different times, and already had another guy on the side she was ready to commit to These + When I was about to break up with her she got all upset and started crying. So I thought about revenge. When she saw me with another girl. She didn't like it. And now shes like totally obsessed to me which is kinda annoying. |
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Jun 2 2011, 09:24 AM
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Jun 4 2011, 01:05 AM
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rawr? Group: Official Member Posts: 2,705 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 285,858 |
getting broken up in a text.. lol
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Jul 13 2011, 11:57 PM
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My last break up was about 2 months ago. I looked through his phone and found a weird number. I called it. It was this girl on the other line that said she has been dating MY boyfriend for the past 2 years. And I've been dating him for 3. Then I find out that he was also dating his ex at the same time. And hooking up with some random chick too.
So this girl and I got him in one room and broke up with him together. It was epic. And awful. |
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Jul 14 2011, 06:13 AM
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 Ummm... I can't think of anything creative to put here Group: Human Posts: 410 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,965 |
My shittiest break up was a week before valentine's day a few years back. We had been together since high school. Had plans to get married and all that childhood shit. Fast forward a year or so later to Iraq. I had a few hours before I convoyed, so I made time to go to the Interent Cafe and send her some flowers and other shit. After I spent about $200 of shit. I gave her a call to let her know that I sent her somethings and be sure she was there when it arrived. She told me she couldn't accept it because her boyfriend would be upset. Thats pretty much a relationship crusher.
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Jul 14 2011, 06:58 PM
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when i broke up with him. must of been awful for him :'(.
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Jul 14 2011, 10:22 PM
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QUOTE(xoxoxxx @ Jul 14 2011, 06:58 PM) when i broke up with him. must of been awful for him :'(. and den he went and got some fried chicken and f*cked his other 10 hos you din kno bout |
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Jul 15 2011, 01:07 AM
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^ he was obsessed with me then he realized i was with a asian and then he got with a obese snow bunny. i giggled when i saw pictures. LOL. greatest decision of my life.
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Jul 15 2011, 09:00 AM
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Jul 15 2011, 09:05 AM
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lmao unrelated wtf
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Jul 15 2011, 10:03 AM
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QUOTE(xoxoxxx @ Jul 15 2011, 01:07 AM) ^ he was obsessed with me then he realized i was with a asian and then he got with a obese snow bunny. i giggled when i saw pictures. LOL. greatest decision of my life. he's probbaly a clubber now too huh |
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Jul 16 2011, 12:34 AM
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what, clubber ? i no understand.
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