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sixfive
post Feb 17 2010, 06:39 PM
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When you have to go number two, do you look for a secluded bathroom / one often unused or do you just drop your pants and let loose? I'm in the UH Library right now (8 story building) and I'd guess it has 2 bathrooms per floor (1 after the fifth), so that's about 13 bathrooms in this library. Had to go number two so I went floor to floor looking for an empty one in order to feel as comfortable as I could. Found it on the fourth and the rest is history.
 
 
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post Feb 17 2010, 07:27 PM
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was it magical?
 
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post Feb 17 2010, 07:28 PM
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i try to pick the cleanest looking toilet, even if it's near some ho. can't hold my shit in, wtf.
 
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post Feb 17 2010, 09:42 PM
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Omg sometimes I think that when you hold it in for longer amounts of time it allows for more poop to accumulate and give you a nice huge log
 
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post Feb 23 2010, 05:23 PM
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pshhh.. i don't care.. it's not healthy keeping it in.
hahah :D
 
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post Feb 23 2010, 05:32 PM
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QUOTE(gojira @ Feb 17 2010, 04:28 PM) *
i try to pick the cleanest looking toilet, even if it's near some ho. can't hold my shit in, wtf.
 
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post Feb 23 2010, 06:24 PM
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I've always notices public bathroom (or even my school bathrooms) are always wet....everywhere
 
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post Feb 23 2010, 07:05 PM
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i try to hold it the best i can until i get to somewhere more comfortable like my house or a dorm that i would be living in.

but if i had to go like really bad, then i guess i would go into a family bathroom. it feels more secluded. if there's no family bathroom, then i'll just ask like a staff member where's the closest bathroom that's private & clean.
 
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post Feb 23 2010, 10:02 PM
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I can't pee around people. It's just more awckward when I'm just standing there, and I'm clearly not peeing.
 
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post Feb 23 2010, 10:27 PM
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As I'm reading this thread, I realize that the average post count here is somewhere around seven thousand.
 
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post Feb 24 2010, 07:54 PM
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I have a terrible fear of public bathrooms in general. The whole thing freaks me out - the smells, the sounds, the potential for awkward conversation. I can't relax the nether muscles. Even when I can relax in a public restroom (which is rare), someone always has to come in and stream loud or fart while peeing. I feel like I have to cough to hide the inescapable giggle. I can't handle it.
 
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post Feb 24 2010, 08:40 PM
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Im always afraid to go at school and have the fire alarm go off

and one time I was in there and the "automatic lights" turned off one me cause it couldn't sense my movement ; A;
 
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post Feb 24 2010, 08:42 PM
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God damn ro-buts
 
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post Feb 24 2010, 09:53 PM
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or if you're taking a shit and there's a lockdown
 
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post Feb 24 2010, 10:26 PM
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Hey, I mean when I gotta go, I gotta go. Nawmean?

But of course, I'm not going to use the no-seat, shit-filled, toilet-paper-stuffed, un-flush-able, rusty, brown, no-wall-surrounded, RV station toilet.
 
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post Feb 24 2010, 10:28 PM
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No, I do not comprehend.

I rather shit in my pants and then feed it to my friends.
 
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post Feb 24 2010, 10:58 PM
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QUOTE(Beenly @ Feb 25 2010, 12:28 AM) *
I rather shit in my pants and then feed it to my friends.

You have good friends. _smile.gif
 
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post Feb 24 2010, 11:04 PM
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eh you could say "we have each others back " ;)
 
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post Feb 25 2010, 05:31 PM
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QUOTE(Beenly @ Feb 24 2010, 10:04 PM) *
eh you could say "we have each others back " ;)

now that's just gay
 
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post Feb 25 2010, 05:41 PM
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Better out than in, ya know...
 
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post Mar 6 2010, 09:06 PM
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it's not that i'm shy or need privacy...i just think it's awkward for ME when i'm trying to pee or wash my hands and someone is shitting their brains out. therefore i prefer a single pot bathroom so it's just me taking my dump.
 

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