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 Jul 20 2004, 04:15 AM
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 will dance 4 hugz  Group: Member Posts: 324 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,950  |
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one.
Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says; "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman . . . Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt." She sighs and adds; "This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of ourdays." The man replied; "I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!" The woman continued; "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn'tbreak. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few bigswigs from the bottle, then handing it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks; "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies; "No. I think I will just wait for the police . . ."  
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Jul 20 2004, 06:51 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
LOL!!!! gud thinking woman hahahaha
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Jul 20 2004, 09:54 AM
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i dont get da joke.......
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Jul 20 2004, 02:42 PM
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will dance 4 hugz Group: Member Posts: 324 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,950 |
QUOTE(swtmaggie92 @ Jul 20 2004, 9:54 AM) i dont get da joke....... lol. the woman makes him drink. so when the police does come, they can say he's at fault cause he's the one with alcohol in his blood. |
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Jul 20 2004, 04:42 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 333 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,076 |
lol thats a good one
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Jul 20 2004, 05:25 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,443 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,050 |
hahah good thinking woman lols
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Jul 20 2004, 06:41 PM
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 N.CARTER Group: Member Posts: 1,709 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,742 |
LMAO. EVIL!! hhahahas funny.
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Jul 20 2004, 06:43 PM
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funny but old
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Jul 20 2004, 08:29 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,084 |
hahahhah good thinking ^^
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Jul 20 2004, 08:49 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha lol man that's realli dirty
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Jul 20 2004, 09:59 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
that women is very smart. porps to her. =) so cool. a col thing tod oif it happens to us
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Jul 21 2004, 03:05 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 875 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,841 |
that woman is smart? every woman is smart! kakak
 
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Jul 21 2004, 05:07 AM
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 rawr Group: Member Posts: 906 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,961 |
Haha that girl is smart.
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Jul 14 2005, 04:10 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
lol. good stuff!
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Jul 14 2005, 08:49 AM
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LOL funny. she's smart :D
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Jul 14 2005, 11:05 AM
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yeah i read that haha.
what a bitch! 
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Jul 14 2005, 10:29 PM
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what a bitch... lmao
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Jul 15 2005, 12:54 AM
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 i really wanna say those three little words.. <3 Group: Member Posts: 241 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,636 |
hah i'm so doing that if it happens to mee.. lol
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Jul 15 2005, 11:43 AM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
wow i wish i was that smart
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Jul 15 2005, 01:32 PM
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 cheeeesy like theres no tomorrow Group: Member Posts: 3,316 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,142 |
QUOTE(anubis @ Jul 14 2005, 11:05 AM) yeah i read that haha. what a bitch!  thats what im thinking. |
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Jul 18 2005, 02:10 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
lol that woman is smart
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Jul 18 2005, 02:13 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 394 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,231 |
LOL. that is good!!
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Jul 20 2005, 11:01 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 94 Joined: May 2005 Member No: 143,991 |
lol that is FUNNY the women is evil and smart
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