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post Jan 11 2010, 05:26 PM
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First, technology.
A real man's favorite phone is the Droid.
A real man's favorite browser is Mozilla Minefield.
A real man's favorite operating system is Debian GNU/Linux.
A real man's favorite video game is Unreal Tournament 2004.
a REAL MAN'S FAVORITE KEY IS CAPS LOCK.
A real man's favorite Photoshop version is CS2.
A real man's favorite computer case is the CM Stacker 830 SE
A real man's favorite monitor is the 24 inch Sony CRT.
A real man's favorite speakers are the Logitech G51.

Animals.
A real man's favorite dog is the Husky.
A real man's favorite cat is the Russian Blue.
A real man's favorite bird is the Crossbill.

Household.
A real man's favorite deodorant is Axe Dry
A real man's favorite toothpaste is Colgate regular paste.
A real man's favorite razor is the Gillette Mach 3 Fusion

Traditional games and sports.
A real man's favorite board game is Risk.
A real man's favorite card game is Blackjack.
A real man's favorite tabletop game is Warhammer 40k
A real man's favorite sport is Hockey.

Porn/sex.
A real man's favorite fetish is bondage.
A real man's favorite porn genre is hentai.
A real man's favorite ass is pretty much any one I have saved.

Internet.
A real man's favorite website is Cracked.com
A real man's favorite traditional forum is Facepunch Studios.
A real man's favorite imageboard is 4chan.
A real man's favorite board is /g/.
A real man's favorite chat protocol is IRC.
A real man's favorite IRC server is synirc.

Cars.
A real man's favorite vehicle class is Muscle cars.
A real man's favorite car is the 1966 Ford 427 Shelby.
A real man's favorite truck is the Ford F350.

Music.
A real man's favorite genre is EDM.
A real man's favorite artist/group is Justice.
A real man's favorite song is DoTA by Basshunter.


A real man's favorite hobby is adding to this list. If I agree, I'll add it. If I disagree, I'll say "no fuck you"

Added by fake men.
A real man's favorite torrent host website is ThePirateBay.
Real men take it in the butt.
 
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brooklyneast05
post Jan 11 2010, 05:29 PM
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what real man's favorite porn is cartoon characters lol? f*ck that. a real man likes real women.
 
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post Jan 11 2010, 05:29 PM
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jc I need help with the layout and stuff for the blog I am taking suggestions.
 
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post Jan 11 2010, 05:42 PM
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QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Jan 11 2010, 04:29 PM) *
what real man's favorite porn is cartoon characters lol? f*ck that. a real man likes real women.

Real men like real women, but they are not required.
 
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post Jan 11 2010, 08:33 PM
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Hm, there are probably a few things to be added, but I'm assuming "real man" is some kind of supplementary persona of CJ.

But,


A real man's favorite torrent host website is ThePirateBay.


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post Jan 11 2010, 08:37 PM
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ITT: Real Man = Referring to CJ

I do however agree with most of the techology/internet stuff.
 
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post Jan 11 2010, 09:18 PM
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QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Jan 11 2010, 07:33 PM) *
Hm, there are probably a few things to be added, but I'm assuming "real man" is some kind of supplementary persona of CJ.

But,
A real man's favorite torrent host website is ThePirateBay.
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I mostly agree. btjunkie ties with it when tpb is down. Will add though.
 
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post Jan 11 2010, 09:21 PM
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Real men take it in the butt.

Add it bitch ass.
 
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post Jan 11 2010, 09:23 PM
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QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Jan 11 2010, 08:21 PM) *
Real men take it in the butt.

Add it bitch ass.

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post Jan 11 2010, 09:36 PM
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I hate you

I am a real man.
 
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post Jan 11 2010, 09:38 PM
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QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Jan 11 2010, 07:33 PM) *
Hm, there are probably a few things to be added, but I'm assuming "real man" is some kind of supplementary persona of CJ.

But,
A real man's favorite torrent host website is ThePirateBay.
smiley_superman2.gif

If you use tpb then why do you use trials of photoshop?
 
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post Jan 11 2010, 09:50 PM
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QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Jan 11 2010, 08:36 PM) *
I hate you

I am a real man.

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QUOTE(Maccabee @ Jan 11 2010, 08:38 PM) *
If you use tpb then why do you use trials of photoshop?

I download trials and then use a keygen to unlock them. And I get keygen music
 
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post Jan 11 2010, 10:46 PM
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QUOTE(itanium @ Jan 11 2010, 08:50 PM) *
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I download trials and then use a keygen to unlock them. And I get keygen music

Keygen music is the best. I found a site devoted to making music for keygens.
 
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post Jan 11 2010, 11:01 PM
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QUOTE(Maccabee @ Jan 11 2010, 11:38 PM) *
If you use tpb then why do you use trials of photoshop?

I don't use TPB (often). CJ does, I assume. And like I said in the same post, "real man" most likely refers to CJ.

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And by the way, I actually did use a torrent for Photoshop (along with Paradox Keygen, thanks to CJ).
 
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post Jan 11 2010, 11:06 PM
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QUOTE(Maccabee @ Jan 11 2010, 09:46 PM) *
Keygen music is the best. I found a site devoted to making music for keygens.

I know what site you're talking about too.

Also, I didn't know it was a Team Paradox keygen, I would have linked you to one with better music.
 
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post Jan 11 2010, 11:16 PM
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QUOTE(itanium @ Jan 12 2010, 01:06 AM) *
I know what site you're talking about too.

Also, I didn't know it was a Team Paradox keygen, I would have linked you to one with better music.

Meh, I had my volume muted anyway, at that time. mellow.gif
 
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post Jan 11 2010, 11:24 PM
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QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Jan 11 2010, 10:16 PM) *
Meh, I had my volume muted anyway, at that time. mellow.gif

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post Jan 11 2010, 11:32 PM
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Real men don't need lists.
 
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post Jan 11 2010, 11:39 PM
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QUOTE(karmakiller @ Jan 11 2010, 10:32 PM) *
Real men don't need lists.

Real men couldn't give a crap what a woman says and make a list anyways.
 
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post Jan 11 2010, 11:42 PM
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QUOTE(Maccabee @ Jan 11 2010, 10:39 PM) *
Real men couldn't give a crap what a woman says and make a list anyways.

+1
 
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post Jan 11 2010, 11:53 PM
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Hockey?

Are real men Canadian?
 
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post Jan 12 2010, 05:28 AM
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QUOTE(itanium @ Jan 12 2010, 06:26 AM) *
Real men take it in the butt.

uhhh.
 
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post Jan 12 2010, 04:35 PM
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QUOTE(doughnut @ Jan 12 2010, 04:28 AM) *
uhhh.

Abbey told me to.
 
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post Jan 12 2010, 06:12 PM
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Real men don't use Viagra or a penis pump. thumbdown.gif whistling.gif
 
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post Jan 12 2010, 07:44 PM
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QUOTE(AimeeLynn @ Jan 12 2010, 05:12 PM) *
Real men don't use Viagra or a penis pump. thumbdown.gif whistling.gif

That's why neither is up on that list.
 
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post Jan 12 2010, 07:50 PM
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Real men don't need lists to define who they are.
 
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QUOTE(Beenly @ Jan 12 2010, 06:50 PM) *
Real men don't need lists to define who they are.

Real men aren't gay.
 
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post Jan 13 2010, 10:02 AM
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QUOTE(itanium @ Jan 12 2010, 10:43 PM) *
Real men aren't gay.

Real men aren't bisexual. mellow.gif
 
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Axe Dry? really?
 
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QUOTE(tcunningham @ Jan 13 2010, 09:02 AM) *
Real men aren't bisexual. mellow.gif

You can't prove that.
 
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post Jan 13 2010, 04:38 PM
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QUOTE(Tramatize @ Jan 13 2010, 02:37 PM) *
Axe Dry? really?


for real. i didn't know anyone over the age of 17 even used axe products.
 
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post Jan 13 2010, 04:42 PM
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You guys are forgetting that "real men" or "real man" pretty much refers to CJ.
 
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post Jan 13 2010, 06:57 PM
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QUOTE(Beenly @ Jan 12 2010, 07:50 PM) *
Real men don't need lists to define who they are.

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Real men wear the pants. kinky.gif
 
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post Jan 13 2010, 08:47 PM
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QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Jan 13 2010, 03:38 PM) *
for real. i didn't know anyone over the age of 17 even used axe products.

Axe dry isn't as pungent as other Axe products. It's their body spray that's terrible.
 
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post Jan 13 2010, 08:48 PM
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QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Jan 13 2010, 04:42 PM) *
You guys are forgetting that "real men" or "real man" pretty much refers to CJ.

Pretty easy thing to forget.
 
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QUOTE(mipadi @ Jan 13 2010, 07:48 PM) *
Pretty easy thing to forget.

lmao
 
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QUOTE(mipadi @ Jan 13 2010, 10:48 PM) *
Pretty easy thing to forget.

LOL
 
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QUOTE(mipadi @ Jan 13 2010, 07:48 PM) *
Pretty easy thing to forget.

I disagree.
 
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QUOTE(itanium @ Jan 13 2010, 11:47 PM) *
I disagree.

Son, I am disappoint.

I figured you'd say something clever. :\
 
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QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Jan 13 2010, 09:03 PM) *
Son, I am disappoint.

I figured you'd say something clever. :\

But there is nothing else to it. I disagree, and that's it.
 
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post Jan 14 2010, 02:47 PM
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No worries, he's scouring /b/ for a clever meme as we speak.
 
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In other news, /b/ is the worst board on 4chan. Real men browse /g/ and occasionally /v/.
 
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post Jan 14 2010, 07:51 PM
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QUOTE(itanium @ Jan 14 2010, 01:31 PM) *
In other news, /b/ is the worst board on 4chan. Real men browse /g/ and occasionally /v/.

wrong. it's all about the /y/
 
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QUOTE(Beenly @ Jan 14 2010, 06:51 PM) *
wrong. it's all about the /y/

I have to disagree with you there. Real men aren't gay.
 
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I already covered this.
 
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