The Curse of the Asian Man Options

[rensyx]

i dunno if any of you have seen this since i'm new, but it's really quite true and entertaining.


http://stuffthatisawesome.tripod.com/awesome/id26.html



^_^

"Is this because Asian guys are more shallow or less respectful than everyone else? Is it because they're not as capable as anyone else? No, it's because God hates us.

By the time you're done reading this, you'll know that The Curse of the Asian Man is very real, very ironic, and is far-reaching. When you've finished, you will know that Asian Men are actually the most Awesome guys around, but nobody knows that but a small few. Sucks to be us, I guess."

[xvi3tpridex]

dude! im asian and better lookin than that guy! look at THIS asian!

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[FrUiTy TuTie]

im sorri i think it was mean to talk bout us azn girls this way and it also makes azns look bad. and ur complaining azn girls dont think azn guis are nice?? doesnt make sense.. but i only have one reason why i like american guis in general, becuz azn guis amke girls feel so small and american guis are more sensative. but if i come across a azn gui that seems really nice i'll go out with him not like im SHALOW and will only go out iwth white guis.

but all my friends prefer azns and all my guyfriends are azn becuz i agree that azn guis are easier to talk to

this subject didnt make me feel to good

[rensyx]

first of all, i didn't write it...

second of all, don't take it personally.

its supposed to be FUNNY.

[someflipguy]

I agree on somethings about the azn girls thing. But, being a good looking asian guy(not trying to be arrogant) I get a lot of girls. Just not asian girls because they a little more stubborn than the average girl...

[MrElsewhere]

wen i read da title of dis post i thought dat he'd be talkin about da tiny dick stereotype..

ok..lemme be tha firs to say dat whoever wrote dat shoulda got A's in writing cuzz dats a good essay.

whoa..azn nerd moment..ne wayz..i read dat whole thing n sum azn men r cursed lyke dat..but not me..n whoever wroted dat shouldnt hate on azn gurlz..i admit dat wen i cee an azn gurl wit a whyte guy i do get pissed off but lyfe goes on..

dat guy needs ta find a azn mail order bride or sumthin..

hmm..i dun agree dat whyte guyz r more sensitive..i believe dat azn guyz r prolly da most sensitive guyz on da planet..ok..so sum of us r thug gangsta..but if u eva look underneath dat u'd prolly find a sensitive guy

so sum azn guyz is gangstaz n sum is nerds n sum is juss nuthin?

dats not an identity crisis, everybody is juss demselves rite?

[rnrn897]

wtf.. this is wrong.. innaccurate..
maybe this applies only for some guys (jus the not being able to get a date part)
and maybe some girls are ***holes...

[Rice_on_my_shoe]

i didn't get it...

[ryfitaDF]

seriously. kill all the white man.

[Sumiaki]

That was annoying. Im asian, i get girls, white, asian, african american, and latina. But one thing is true, asian girls are stubborn lol. HEY I WEAR TOMMY H!!!! WtF lol

[redpeony]

Hmm, that is true. I do prefer white guys, for whatever reason. =\ A funny read anyhow.

[nevets123]

dude! im asian and better lookin than that guy! look at THIS asian!

lol!!!

[ryfitaDF]

yea. it said somthing about asisnas trying to be gangsta? honkey's do that too!

[BeyondElite]

This picture is funny:





Hahahaha.....lolz

[eboarder2020]

I dont think its just Asian Guys... I think its all nice guys in general...Afterall nice guys finish last

[slurp]

asian girls arent stubborn ! did that just make me look stubborn?

[hair products]

"Asian Men are actually the most Awesome guys around"

what a f'n idiot. no wonder he doesn't get girls to say something as retarded as that. who the hell says omg he is the most awesome guy around. makes me ashamed he's asian.

[yummienoodles]

i just thought it was funny. hahaha. there are people around here that wear ae or af and all those white brands and they arent considered white. we just like their clothes and that doesnt mean we are trying to be like them. what do you want us to wear? traditional clothing? haha...i think not.

[babexdragon]

haha i do admit im stubbor but i dont like that article. he's too whiny maybe that's why he doesnt get girls? personally i like guys that knows how to fix up cars and is able to dance... but anyways i think he's just too stereotypical of asians

[EmeraldKnight]

There are a lot of stereotypes (some mistaken) in that article..

[DrEaMgUy2K1]

Well im a mut, 6 feet tall, 75% viet 25% white, im kinda glad i got some white genes in me cuz yea... i like the way i look, i think im blessed, not tryin to be cocky just that i dont feel that im cursed

[JlIaTMK]

steriotypes again.... jesus h christ!

[tootsie_kiddo]

This picture is funny:





Hahahaha.....lolz

LMAO!!!! datz hilarious!!!

[sheepy]

lols i disagree. i think azn guys are cute

[ikayto]

Wow! How much more useless can these post get.? Are all of you guys blind? That is just another stereotypical view from a person who hasnt had much luck in the social circle; who feels that they need to find a cause for their bad luck. Even though it is suppose to be "funny" just interpret the tone of the whole thing - not very joyous is it?

Another point that needs to be made is that you guys are just posting more stereotypical opinions and it just needs to stop; stop putting more trash in the land fill basically.

-xx out

[*RiC3xBoy*]

there is no curse on azn males, i think the writer just was too happy with his life and thought that fact that hes azn was the reason, ok, so what, mayb some azn girls like white guyz better, but i no a few white girls that prefer azn guys, so the fact is, 1 man's life shouldnt affect the whole race

[datmedude]

y are u people still going on about this

[elmnts of trnce]

Why are we still going on? Why I am still goin on? Because I feel like I need to have my voice heard, because thats the purpose of forums?

First of all, I would like to point out that the author of that is 1) A person who doesn't go out much 2) An ignorant individual and 3) Just a loser. It seems to me that there are too few asian guys around him, because most asian guys around here are not like that at ALL. Obviously he has never been around asians who spike their hair, dress nice, wear cologne, has taste, has a physique, has skills such as breaking, and knows how to treat a girl. I mean c'mon, in this day and age do you really see asians with a bowl cut who walk around in tight pants with pens in their pockets? This guy is stupid and has his information twisted. And haha, would you really listen to a guy who goes "we are so awesome!"

I don't know about you guys but around here where I live, asian girls are taken by asian guys 95% of the time. Places where the site of an asian/white couple is common are places where there are too FEW asians, and the singles have to go out with SOME ONE, right? And I see plenty of asian guys who go wit white girls, hispanic girls, african american, whatever. It's all about the PERSON, not what race or ethnicity they are, dammit why don't people realize this?

Now I'm not being biased or anything but you know it's true that asian people usually date with others of their own race.

This guy doesn't have a clue what he's talking about. And again, there is no such line called race that seperates who you can like, date, and love. I'm just stating what I see and experience. Also, I'm mixed myself(viet and caucasian), so please don't automatically label me as an "asian only" person.

My 2 cents.

[dfly112]

ikayto Posted on Jul 28 2004, 8:44 PM
  Wow! How much more useless can these post get.? Are all of you guys blind? That is just another stereotypical view from a person who hasnt had much luck in the social circle; who feels that they need to find a cause for their bad luck. Even though it is suppose to be "funny" just interpret the tone of the whole thing - not very joyous is it?

exactly... no azn is like that at all. dat kid is fat n ugly hes got the worse 2 things in the world... hes prob white washed newaiz

[Boricuahh_Mamii]

i am OFFENDED...PUERTO RICO KICKS ASS..WE LIKE OUR PARADE!! ahh a lil off topic buh asian guys are sexii..i go out wit 1!..buh wats wrong wit them bein ghetto??..mine is... im good wit that

[Devastation]

eh, weird.

[SarahxJoy]

That was annoying. Im asian, i get girls, white, asian, african american, and latina. But one thing is true, asian girls are stubborn lol. HEY I WEAR TOMMY H!!!! WtF lol

I'm not all that stubborn..only when it counts, and I'm asian. And anway, I tend to lean towards the asian guys more than the caucasians. I go for all though..race doesn't matter to me.

<--Filipino, Chinese, Spanish, and Russian.

[mai_z]

hey, i think it's funny.....most of the other articles are funny too!

[emptyminded]

Why are we still going on? Why I am still goin on? Because I feel like I need to have my voice heard, because thats the purpose of forums?

First of all, I would like to point out that the author of that is 1) A person who doesn't go out much 2) An ignorant individual and 3) Just a loser. It seems to me that there are too few asian guys around him, because most asian guys around here are not like that at ALL. Obviously he has never been around asians who spike their hair, dress nice, wear cologne, has taste, has a physique, has skills such as breaking, and knows how to treat a girl. I mean c'mon, in this day and age do you really see asians with a bowl cut who walk around in tight pants with pens in their pockets? This guy is stupid and has his information twisted. And haha, would you really listen to a guy who goes "we are so awesome!"

I don't know about you guys but around here where I live, asian girls are taken by asian guys 95% of the time. Places where the site of an asian/white couple is common are places where there are too FEW asians, and the singles have to go out with SOME ONE, right? And I see plenty of asian guys who go wit white girls, hispanic girls, african american, whatever. It's all about the PERSON, not what race or ethnicity they are, dammit why don't people realize this?

Now I'm not being biased or anything but you know it's true that asian people usually date with others of their own race.

This guy doesn't have a clue what he's talking about. And again, there is no such line called race that seperates who you can like, date, and love. I'm just stating what I see and experience. Also, I'm mixed myself(viet and caucasian), so please don't automatically label me as an "asian only" person.

My 2 cents.

I agree. That's alot but I think the guy is just heartbroken from a girl screwing him over.

[xxviet727babixx]

i luv azn guys! =]

[IIO__oII]

wtf?!?!?
i notice aLOT of asian guys..
maybe that writer of the article wasnt hot enough to be NOTICED by an asian girl...
=]

[maia_dc]

Okay, I was willing to peacefully pass this article by with a smile, shrug, and "everybody has their opinions, so it's all good," but the more I kept reading, the more the article irked me. Obviously the author of "The Curse of the Asian Man" lacked the "awesomeness" to look beyond race and realize that people have a personality under all that hair, skin, and eye color. What's wrong with an Asian guy "borrowing" from hip-hop culture? If the guy feels that it fits his personality, he has the right to act and dress however he wants without a "fellow Asian" judging his inherant lack of "Asian culture."

Not only does Mr. "Cursed" Asian disregard an individual's personal feelings on the matter of culture, but he shows a signifigantly stereotypical view of "the white man." Sure, it's pretty easy to say that all Asians are smart, honorable, successful, and sweet guys. It's also just as easy to say that the average Caucasian* is an alcoholic, layabout, and ne'er-do-well. But is this a neccesary comparision? More importantly, is it an accurate comparsion? Perhaps this author is basing his calculations on personal experience with Caucasians (or Americans? See footnote). In other words, "The Curse of the Asian Man" screams an obvious lack of foresight and/or open-minded conceptions about different cultures, individuality, and traditional values.

Not only does the author misjudge "the majority" of Caucasian and Asian men, but how about his portrayal of Asian girls? Actually, my Asian friend says she mostly likes Asian guys. Maybe Asian girls don't go out with him because he's so "bitter." Or could it be that maybe it's NOT that he's Asian but they don't like the personality he just happens to have? This guy just can't see beyond culture. Everything is either "Asian" or "white." And maybe the types of girls HE'S into are the types that are more attracted to Caucasian boys**. Again, we see him judge stereotypically by his experiences.



*Has anyone else noticed the author's constant referal to the "white" man as an implied American more than anything else? Or perhaps, in his mind, the only "white" man is the American man. How about men from France, Germany, or Russia (etc)?

**Has this guy ever realized that it's not all about a certain culture's "majority" and "representatives" but about simple attraction? When it comes down to it, some people just have different preferences. Take a lot of the topics in CB for example- people have said that they're more attracted to a certain race. It's a part of their personality, it's not like it's neccesarily their choice.

---JMO

[mai_z]

wow! ^^ long rant-ish....but very true

[datmedude]

lol this shit is funny

[blahblahx3]

i found that the article is so stupid...this guyjust probably doesnt do the right things...ppl still like asian guys...lol...i onno...ppl saying the grls are too picky isnt true...its how the guy treats us that matter not some stupid asian guy curse...LOL...it was funny...i guess...hes such a wussy...lol

[aznraver396]

that's not true, period. i have a "thing" for asian guys. hell, i love them. =D white guys never came into consideration for me much. it's not true. X.x;

[tofumonzter]

got this from nas' livejournal.
hehh. bi is funny. hahah

[*Weird addiction*]

azn guys r.....azn guys,lets say ive neva dated an azn b4 buh im attracted to some of them,4 exmpl koreans!!

[moorepocket]

being asian is not curse. it like being the same to everyone. We dated in "our community" «--asian only. it's not like every person has to marry some one who is an american.

[Stupid_Fat_Boy]

i dunno if any of you have seen this since i'm new, but it's really quite true and entertaining.


http://stuffthatisawesome.tripod.com/awesome/id26.html



^_^

"Is this because Asian guys are more shallow or less respectful than everyone else? Is it because they're not as capable as anyone else? No, it's because God hates us.

By the time you're done reading this, you'll know that The Curse of the Asian Man is very real, very ironic, and is far-reaching. When you've finished, you will know that Asian Men are actually the most Awesome guys around, but nobody knows that but a small few. Sucks to be us, I guess."

dude we got respect from the railroad stuff, we did so good building it mang

[ForgottenDreamz]

That is not true one bit. I mean most in my area of the asians go out with asians and alot are all into that asian pride thing ( which i think is imature ) I actually wish more asian girls would go out with more than just other asians around here but who knows. Guess I am going to just wait for a new school year to come by to see the new crowd of people and who they date.

[theoneandonly_SC]

Is it true how people say asian guys have small dicks?

[Chaos13]

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!



i like sushi!

[DavidxN]

First of all, I would like to point out that the author of that is 1) A person who doesn't go out much 2) An ignorant individual and 3) Just a loser

LMAO so funny cuz its probably true

[aZn_hApPy05]

all the asian guys at my school either goes with white or hispanic girls. that leaves us asian chicks with no asian guys.

i love asian guys cus i think dere so damn hot. haha.

[elmnts of trnce]

Is it true how people say asian guys have small dicks?

No, if you do some research, you'll find out this only applies to natives on islands around nuclear testing grounds, or Japanese people affected by the radiation released by the atom bombs during world war 2, and by now, most of those people are no longer living. It's the media that gives off the wrong impression, and even some websites that claim to be "true" are full of bullshit. And who goes around measuring how long everyone's penis is? Honestly, do you think the so-called "statistics" are true? Some one in some time might've met an asian man with a small one and thought "oh look, he's small and he's asian, all asians must be small! I think I'll go write this down somewhere and make it a fact." You can never make a generalization on a whole race based on a certain amount of people. Bottom line: Anyone can be small, anyone can be big, no matter what damn race they are. Ignorant, close minded, misinformed, idiotic, generalizations from biggots are NOT fact.

[L00d]

wtf

just cuz you don't got game doesn't mean you gotta blame it on your race

[xquizit]

This is so dumb. I won't even comment on that article.

-edit-

ok, forget it. i'll say something.

I admit, I'm probably more drawn to white men than I am to Asian men but that doesn't necessarily mean I don't appreciate them or that I'm a "sell out bitch" or that i'm "disregarding my culture".

For his information, my boyfriend may not be asian, but he is a nice guy, has a future, and treats me better than any other man possibly could. He has substance. So no, just because I date outside my Asian race does not make me a shallow bitch.

I've already been harassed by Asian guys about this, in person and even online, for dating a black guy. I've been called a hooker, a skank, a slut, a sell out etc. for doing so. Its offensive, and it really needs to stop. It's not funny in any way, shape or form.

And how can people say that a guy is not a "real" Asian just cuz he died his hair blond and races cars? Since when does your actions determine your race? I into hip-hop culture, I date outside my race and yada yada yada... does that make me any less Asian? Asian is in my blood, homie.

Eff this guy, and eff all of you who agree with what he says. Seriously, people like that need to stop complaining and gain some confidence. Maybe then a girl will notice them.

Sorry, I didn't find it funny at all. I don't think the author was trying to be funny either.

[DrEaMgUy2K1]

This is so dumb. I won't even comment on that article.

-edit-

ok, forget it. i'll say something.

I admit, I'm probably more drawn to white men than I am to Asian men but that doesn't necessarily mean I don't appreciate them or that I'm a "sell out bitch" or that i'm "disregarding my culture".

For his information, my boyfriend may not be asian, but he is a nice guy, has a future, and treats me better than any other man possibly could. He has substance. So no, just because I date outside my Asian race does not make me a shallow bitch.

I've already been harassed by Asian guys about this, in person and even online, for dating a black guy. I've been called a hooker, a skank, a slut, a sell out etc. for doing so. Its offensive, and it really needs to stop. It's not funny in any way, shape or form.

And how can people say that a guy is not a "real" Asian just cuz he died his hair blond and races cars? Since when does your actions determine your race? I into hip-hop culture, I date outside my race and yada yada yada... does that make me any less Asian? Asian is in my blood, homie.

Eff this guy, and eff all of you who agree with what he says. Seriously, people like that need to stop complaining and gain some confidence. Maybe then a girl will notice them.

Sorry, I didn't find it funny at all. I don't think the author was trying to be funny either.

^ w00t ^

i know how u feel cuz ive been teased/annoyed by my friends how im drawn more to white chicks then i am to asians, but it doesnt mean im not attracted to asian chicks... lol .

"Eff this guy, and eff all of you who agree with what he says. Seriously, people like that need to stop complaining and gain some confidence. Maybe then a girl will notice them." i was gonna say something simular to that but u beat me to the punch

[liddoxaznxkevin]

azn pride b1tch

[literemix24]

lols i've seen a lotta azn couples around here..buh i never rele do see the white 'nd azn couples..so that articles sorta wrong XP

[EddieV]

sumtimes i feel the same way but i learned to make the best out of my life...

[clumsin3ss]

hmm..i like mix...half white half japanese..?

[NATIONAL BONER D...]

I don't really agree. My boyfriend is pretty well-endowed. YAY for me.

[morgs8384]

Is it true how people say asian guys have small dicks?

mm ive actually heard it was true on a HBO thing. they talked about ALL the races, african americans are the biggest, then hispanics and white ppl, and then chinese people.

[Angelos]

mm ive actually heard it was true on a HBO thing. they talked about ALL the races, african americans are the biggest, then hispanics and white ppl, and then chinese people.

looks down yep one of the joys of being african american is being stacked with a big doink although it can get outweighed because i do get pulled over for DWB..

[shawty_redd]

every guy gets turned down and its not just asian

[angel-roh]

hmm i dont get it and i dont know y it's supposed to be funny...make us asians look bad

[gigiopolis]

I don't that's true...I think it depends, really, on what kind of person you are.

I think maybe the kind of Asian guy you're referring to is the immigrant Honger, Taiwanese, Korean, etc etc. Although it's true that Asians born in North America can also care about academics and marriage, etc, it's more common for a traditional Asian to have these thoughts. I know a lot of Asian guys who just don't fit the Asian brain (but fit very well with the White brain).

This isn't funny...and not even half true. You're just discriminating against all Asians, which is unfair and quite honestly, racist. If you're an Asian yourself, shouldn't you be proud of who you are?

[DavidxN]

you dont have to be proud of what race you are...like i get pissed off when asian ppl go like 'azn pride' and stuff like that, u dont see black ppl going 'black pride' or latinos going 'latino pride'...makes us look ignorant, u can just be content of who you are

[Dark Child]

The writing was horrible, and the article wasn't funny. So many stereotypes and prejudice remarks. This guy is a total idiot...

[sporadic]

I'd go out with an asian guy.
Well, not currently.
But I would if I were asked and i could say yes.

[MusicalAngel]

I like white guys.... cant' help it. i have nothing against asian guys, i have tons of asian friends as well. But i think its because my parents push the asian thing so much to me that i seem turned off at the thought of it...

[slurp]

word.

[*jooleeah*]

i remember reading that on someone's xanga a long time ago. hmm.

[eternal_s]

well is not true about azn grls...atleast i m not...

[xbladeoffire90x]

Hehe I just think asian guys are really cute...

[dani41790]

if u live in hawaii, that is sooooo not true

[*wind&fire*]

ive read this b4....like i like azn guyz over skip guys...like i think viets are the hottest...but like there must be some thing wrong with YOU to make all of us not go out wit you....azn guys are hot but i wont go out wit one if they are weird.....

[xbladeoffire90x]

^ LOL Yeah I'd go out with anyone if they were nice, but most of the asian guys I know are nice hehe

[ohBrian]

id have to disagree some of his stuff.. i am the most popular asian kid in here! even in white ppl!

[squisheebananas]

wow... sadly this stuff is true. i feel sorry for all asian guys. and my brother. haha.

[rainnydaiis]

whats so bad about azn people.. im azn and stuff ... dont really care

[LittleLulu]

I agree on somethings about the azn girls thing. But, being a good looking asian guy(not trying to be arrogant) I get a lot of girls. Just not asian girls because they a little more stubborn than the average girl...

haha lol um im asian n iono y but whenever i c that banner of urs..like the hair on the back of my neck stands up...n all that..iono if u understand but ya,(i dont wanna seem like a horny 14 year old LMAO)....but

DUDE!!!! that was funny but soooooooooooo not TRUE!!! ok??? this guy i like is daaayyuum hot n...well ya..."hot" says it all...n all the ladies love him..n iono y but tend to go for the asian guys..i guesse im jus more attracted to them..

[azn_r4pf4n]

This is truely entertaining, ahahaha, but i dont believe none of that crap. well maybe some, 2 b honest, that might b true. but here, lots of asians r treated better than whites for some reason, but whites r treated better than asians at the same time. most asians here r either atlethic or smart. lol, well its fake iite =]

[lost_soul]

that was a ... very interesting article? LOl xD Some of the things he metioned I agree with but, others I do not. I know it's different depending on where your location is. Where I'm from at my skool, the Asian guys are not that nice! They all have that Asian pride to them [speaking in chinese 24/7, dressing in a chinese way etc...] so it's kind of hard to get an Asian guy since I would prefere the nicer guys that are at my school who are not Asians. I'm not saying that all Asian guys are bad. just depending on your loaction since I'm an azn myself.

[rainnydaiis]

i sort of find this interesting and messed up...

[someflipguy]

haha lol um im asian n iono y but whenever i c that banner of urs..like the hair on the back of my neck stands up...n all that..iono if u understand but ya,(i dont wanna seem like a horny 14 year old LMAO)....but

DUDE!!!! that was funny but soooooooooooo not TRUE!!! ok??? this guy i like is daaayyuum hot n...well ya..."hot" says it all...n all the ladies love him..n iono y but tend to go for the asian guys..i guesse im jus more attracted to them..

Ahhh...thats so sweet! lol!

There you go people....there some proof that article is some what false!