Probably the only good thing to come out of Twitter |
 Aug 24 2009, 11:57 AM
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twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Some excerpts: "Don't touch the bacon, it's not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i'll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess nothing." "Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me." "Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down." "They serve Jim Beam on airplanes. Tastes like piss. You wouldn't be able to tell the difference, because you drink shit. I don't." |
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Aug 24 2009, 11:59 AM
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 poison Group: Official Member Posts: 4,806 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,020 |
lol i'm reading these at the moment. They're very funny.
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Aug 24 2009, 12:00 PM
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 Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
Oh jesus christ LOL
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Aug 24 2009, 12:03 PM
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Senior Member Group: Administrator Posts: 2,648 Joined: Apr 2008 Member No: 639,265 |
Probably my personal favorite: "The dog is not bored, it's a f*cking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a f*cking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."
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Aug 24 2009, 12:13 PM
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 ‹(. .)› Group: Official Member Posts: 2,367 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,089 |
lol some of these, i could imagine my dad saying ;|
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Aug 24 2009, 01:15 PM
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 Tick tock, Bill Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 |
I'm fond of "The Mime." I've been following him (it?) for a while now.
Also QUOTE "Tennessee is nice. The first time I vomited was in tennessee, I think." is a fav.
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Aug 24 2009, 04:33 PM
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 /人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(mipadi @ Aug 24 2009, 12:03 PM)  Probably my personal favorite: "The dog is not bored, it's a f*cking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a f*cking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog." Best one, definitely. |
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