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 Aug 6 2009, 09:29 PM
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 The Resident Drunk  Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266  |
Have you ever faked an orgasm?
If so when and why? |
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Aug 6 2009, 09:56 PM
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 sleep now, moon Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,540 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 526,212 |
No, I don't see the point. Gives the guy a false sense of security, pride, satisfaction... whatever, you know? if you keep that shit up then of course it's not gonna get better.
OH WAIT I'M A VIRGIN |
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Aug 6 2009, 10:03 PM
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QUOTE(transcendentalism @ Aug 6 2009, 10:56 PM)  No, I don't see the point. Gives the guy a false sense of security, pride, satisfaction... whatever, you know? if you keep that shit up then of course it's not gonna get better. OH WAIT I'M A VIRGIN Haha, truth. |
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Aug 6 2009, 10:03 PM
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sleep now, moon Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,540 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 526,212 |
which part :(
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Aug 6 2009, 10:06 PM
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QUOTE(transcendentalism @ Aug 6 2009, 11:03 PM) which part :( Every part, down to the last line. :) I'm still a virgin, too, so I kept that part of your post. |
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Aug 6 2009, 10:06 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
I think that girls faking orgasms is silly in my book. You know guys can do it too though.
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Aug 6 2009, 10:06 PM
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sleep now, moon Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,540 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 526,212 |
ahaha glad to see that I've maintained my pure image! ..
QUESTION - how do guys fake an orgasm? I'm dumb, sorry. |
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Aug 6 2009, 10:08 PM
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^lol Glad I am not the only one who fails to see how a guy fakes it.
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Aug 6 2009, 10:09 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
Think about it. Do you think every guy is really like oohhh baby baby when he is f*cking a girl? I have faked a few orgasms in my day because the puss was bad.
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Aug 6 2009, 10:10 PM
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sleep now, moon Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,540 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 526,212 |
but if there's no sauce in the sock...
I call lots of things sauce. |
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Aug 6 2009, 10:10 PM
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Senior Member Group: Head Staff Posts: 18,173 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,478 |
QUOTE(transcendentalism @ Aug 6 2009, 11:06 PM) QUESTION - how do guys fake an orgasm? I'm dumb, sorry. I third this question. JaVonn, you've got some explaining to do. :p Edit: Never mind, you already answered. |
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Aug 6 2009, 10:10 PM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
arent they going to notice there's no cum?
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Aug 6 2009, 10:11 PM
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Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
Yeah, can't really fake the cum shot.
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Aug 6 2009, 10:11 PM
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sleep now, moon Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,540 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 526,212 |
jaVONNNN getcho ass in hurrrrr
i ruv u <3 |
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Aug 6 2009, 10:11 PM
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easy, its called controlling your PC muscle so it prevents cum from exiting, thus allowing for multiple male orgasms
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Aug 6 2009, 10:13 PM
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sleep now, moon Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,540 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 526,212 |
But that still doesn't explain how a guy would fake it without the cum? Or am I missing something..
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Aug 6 2009, 10:14 PM
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QUOTE(Cristy @ Aug 6 2009, 10:10 PM) I third this question. JaVonn, you've got some explaining to do. :p That made me think of I Love Lucy lol |
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Aug 6 2009, 10:21 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
uhm hello just because you cum doesn't mean you have an orgasm
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Aug 6 2009, 10:28 PM
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lol this is turning into an educational topic.
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Aug 6 2009, 10:30 PM
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sleep now, moon Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,540 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 526,212 |
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW :(
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Aug 6 2009, 10:31 PM
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DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
Me neither, Ruth. :(
I kinda want to know how, though... haha |
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Aug 6 2009, 10:34 PM
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I always thought cumming was the sigh of an orgasm .
everything I know is a lie. |
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Aug 6 2009, 10:37 PM
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^ an organism lol
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Aug 6 2009, 10:40 PM
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DAMN that's like the third time I have done that. I need my fire fox back
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Aug 6 2009, 11:14 PM
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QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Aug 6 2009, 11:40 PM) DAMN that's like the third time I have done that. I need my fire fox back lolFirefox wouldn't have underlined that since "orgasm" and "organism" are both words. That's also why it doesn't underline "defiantly" when you mean to type "definitely." |
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Aug 6 2009, 11:21 PM
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Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
Well, I am screwed either way then.
Ok, back to faking orgasms and what not. |
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Aug 6 2009, 11:24 PM
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A male can fake an orgasm by warming up yogurt, hiding it behind their back as you are having sex, and then just throwing it on their private area.
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Aug 6 2009, 11:25 PM
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 I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
uhhhhhh
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Aug 6 2009, 11:30 PM
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QUOTE(Tramatize @ Aug 6 2009, 11:24 PM) A male can fake an orgasm by warming up yogurt, hiding it behind their back as you are having sex, and then just throwing it on their private area. you should've kept that to yourself. |
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Aug 6 2009, 11:31 PM
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Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
I love yogurt.
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Aug 6 2009, 11:31 PM
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QUOTE(Tramatize @ Aug 6 2009, 11:24 PM) A male can fake an orgasm by warming up yogurt, hiding it behind their back as you are having sex, and then just throwing it on their private area. Lmao. I really thought the cum shot was the sign of orgasm. We are wrong? Please explain. & I have faked orgasms, just because I like to keep the man happy. If noises and shit is what he likes, then I'm all for it. P.S. It's actually my ex I am referring to, but it's whatev. |
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Aug 6 2009, 11:33 PM
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QUOTE(Tramatize @ Aug 7 2009, 12:24 AM) A male can fake an orgasm by warming up yogurt, hiding it behind their back as you are having sex, and then just throwing it on their private area. Fail |
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Aug 6 2009, 11:51 PM
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Yes, I have, because I wanted things to end. LOL =p oh man.
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Aug 7 2009, 12:21 AM
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 This bag is not a toy. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,090 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 583,108 |
Definitely faked before.. I felt bad about it, but it was taking a long time and it's not that he was doing a particularly horrible job.. It just wasn't gonna happen and I didn't know how to tell him, so I tried to give him a break. I know it sounds horrible, but it was one little incident. >.>
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Aug 7 2009, 03:30 AM
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I don't give a f*ck. I'm a guy and I faked it. I did it because I was going to be late for school and I can't be having that. I even said it earlier while we were doing it, "Why is this taking so long?" lolz. She was like,"You're complaining?" You should've seen the look on her face when I tried to fake it. So disappointed. lolz. But f*ck it. Aint my fault I wasn't satisfied.
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Aug 7 2009, 09:05 AM
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faked it years ago because it wasn't working. he was trying too hard and i wasn't interested in him either.
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Aug 7 2009, 09:42 AM
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QUOTE( @ Aug 7 2009, 04:06 AM) Star Fox never gives up and trusts his instincts. You can tell when a man or woman really orgasms. There are certain body functions that cannot be prevented. I've never faked. I either finish or don't. I never let a woman walk away without her 2 rounds. A girl climaxes easier than people will have you believe. And they do get tired and sore, but don't let them hop off. Finish the good fight. Twice. You are a wise man good sir. QUOTE(MrStrife @ Aug 7 2009, 04:30 AM) I don't give a f*ck. I'm a guy and I faked it. I did it because I was going to be late for school and I can't be having that. I even said it earlier while we were doing it, "Why is this taking so long?" lolz. She was like,"You're complaining?" You should've seen the look on her face when I tried to fake it. So disappointed. lolz. But f*ck it. Aint my fault I wasn't satisfied. Huh?! Are you Asian? QUOTE(Melie @ Aug 7 2009, 10:05 AM) faked it years ago because it wasn't working. he was trying too hard and i wasn't interested in him either. Now see why wouldn't you just not even start then? |
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Aug 7 2009, 09:58 AM
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QUOTE(MrStrife @ Aug 7 2009, 04:30 PM) I don't give a f*ck. I'm a guy and I faked it. I did it because I was going to be late for school and I can't be having that. I even said it earlier while we were doing it, "Why is this taking so long?" lolz. She was like,"You're complaining?" You should've seen the look on her face when I tried to fake it. So disappointed. lolz. But f*ck it. Aint my fault I wasn't satisfied. damn... you dont seem very considerate.. |
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Aug 7 2009, 11:13 AM
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haven't needed to fake it... yet.
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Aug 7 2009, 12:22 PM
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Melieized Group: Official Designer Posts: 1,372 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,715 |
QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Aug 7 2009, 08:42 AM) Now see why wouldn't you just not even start then? ever heard of pity sex? |
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Aug 7 2009, 01:22 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 820 Joined: Jun 2009 Member No: 733,315 |
ever heard of stabbing yourself? just cause its possible doesnt mean you should do it
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Aug 7 2009, 01:44 PM
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Melieized Group: Official Designer Posts: 1,372 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,715 |
^and it's guys like you that get the pity sex and never know it...jk lol
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Aug 7 2009, 02:10 PM
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^lol
I think i faked it pretty much every single time when i first started having sex. It wasn't the guys fault i just didn't really have orgasms back then. I've gotten to the point where if I'm not feeling it i just bail. |
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Aug 7 2009, 02:15 PM
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Is pity sex the same as taking one for the team?
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Aug 7 2009, 02:20 PM
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QUOTE(Melie @ Aug 8 2009, 02:44 AM) ^and it's guys like you that get the pity sex and never know it...jk lol and its girls like you that think guys care about you during sex |
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Aug 7 2009, 02:20 PM
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Aug 7 2009, 02:15 PM) Is pity sex the same as taking one for the team? ^Sometimes. |
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Aug 7 2009, 02:27 PM
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i hope a chicks never faked an orgasm wit me. its easy for a guy to fake too, unless hes wearing a condom.
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Aug 7 2009, 02:34 PM
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QUOTE(drinksmokef*ck @ Aug 7 2009, 03:20 PM) and its girls like you that think guys care about you during sex owned |
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Aug 7 2009, 09:20 PM
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I think most women have faked it at one time or another.
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Aug 7 2009, 09:23 PM
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I would assume so too. Sometimes it's just not going to happen
But I am a virgin who does not approve of sex before marriage or sex without the intention of procreation. |
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Aug 7 2009, 09:24 PM
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QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Aug 7 2009, 10:23 PM) I would assume so too. Sometimes it's just not going to happen But I am a virgin who does not approve of sex before marriage or sex without the intention of procreation. u just like putting it in peoples butts eh? |
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Aug 7 2009, 09:25 PM
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QUOTE(Nickfury @ Aug 7 2009, 03:27 PM) i hope a chicks never faked an orgasm wit me. its easy for a guy to fake too, unless hes wearing a condom. i don't understande how it be easy for a guy to fake without a condom. i mean, there's a definite mess afterwards that the girl has to tend to... oh, someone please enlighten me. |
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Aug 7 2009, 09:44 PM
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have you not read the rest of the thread?
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Aug 7 2009, 10:02 PM
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(′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
lol the use of yogurt
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Aug 7 2009, 10:18 PM
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QUOTE(Nickfury @ Aug 7 2009, 09:24 PM) u just like putting it in peoples butts eh? Yes. It is how god wants it to be. |
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Aug 8 2009, 11:27 AM
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QUOTE(smash @ Aug 7 2009, 12:30 AM) you should've kept that to yourself. LOL definitely agreee. QUOTE(doughnut @ Aug 7 2009, 11:02 PM) lol the use of yogurt haha. |
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Aug 8 2009, 11:57 AM
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QUOTE(Tramatize @ Aug 7 2009, 12:24 AM) A male can fake an orgasm by warming up yogurt, hiding it behind their back as you are having sex, and then just throwing it on their private area. food sex is hot, but i think this crosses the line. |
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Aug 8 2009, 01:08 PM
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Aug 7 2009, 10:44 PM) have you not read the rest of the thread? dude... of course not. i will now though. |
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Aug 8 2009, 02:06 PM
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 Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
QUOTE(Tramatize @ Aug 6 2009, 11:24 PM) A male can fake an orgasm by warming up yogurt, hiding it behind their back as you are having sex, and then just throwing it on their private area. Well, that is...quite disturbing. QUOTE(-DressYourEyelids- @ Aug 7 2009, 11:13 AM) haven't needed to fake it... yet. 
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Aug 8 2009, 03:31 PM
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This bag is not a toy. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,090 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 583,108 |
The thing that cracks me up about the yogurt thing is that the guy would literally have to KNOW beforehand that he's gonna fake it. There's so much preparation that goes into this, what with warming up the yogurt and such. I'm pretty sure that when women fake they don't PLAN it ahead of time.. for me it was just that in the moment I realized that if it kept going for too much longer, it would ruin the mood. And if I said "it's just not gonna happen" or anything along those lines, it would also kill the mood. At the time I thought it was the only way to save his dignity.
As a disclaimer, I have never faked in my current relationship. |
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Aug 8 2009, 05:25 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
^ Exactly! Like I have never understood guys that have said they are going to fake it either. Imo....if you cum that doesn't mean anything. A guy doesn't have to have emotion to cum ya know.
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Aug 9 2009, 07:57 PM
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Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
See the queen of kink was not aware that cum doesn't equal orgasm either. Stupid men with their stupid tricks.
What about severe toe curling action??????????????? |
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Aug 10 2009, 01:40 PM
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sleep now, moon Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,540 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 526,212 |
QUOTE(hypnotique @ Aug 9 2009, 07:57 PM) See the queen of kink was not aware that cum doesn't equal orgasm either. Stupid men with their stupid tricks. What about severe toe curling action??????????????? seriously, I'm so glad I wasn't the only one... |
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Aug 13 2009, 11:41 PM
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I mean but why would you believe that? You actually think that every guy who thinks a girls puss is tightening up believes that she is having an orgasm?
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Aug 14 2009, 12:21 AM
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 Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
If it were me and I wasn't feeling it, I don't think I would fake any shit; I'd say "I'm done now."
Fukkk da mood. |
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