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 Jul 13 2004, 12:15 AM
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 [SheRRi_BeRRi]  Group: Member Posts: 344 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,454  |
ok sooo this is how it goes....
theres a young couple and its their prom night. they rent a limo and go to the prom where they have the greatest time. they come back home but they dont wanna leave the limo cuz they suddenly get horny and starts going at it (if you know what i mean) but before they do it, the girl says "use a condom" to the guy who agrees and uses it. they have a wild night and the next thing u know its morning... the girl asks the guy "wat are we gonna do wit the condom?". the guy responds by grabbing it and throwing it out the window where it lands on the sidewalk. a little boy is playing nearby and sees the condom. he picks it up and shouts cheerfully "TWEAKIE!!" he goes to a gas station and enters the food store (u know, those mini supermarkets near gas stations). he goes up to the clerk or the person behind the counter and says "LOOKEY! i found me a TWEAKIE!!" he says proudly. the clerk looks disgusted and says "That aint no TWEAKIE kid", the little boy shakes his head and replies, "YES IT IS!! I ATE THE CREAM FILLING!!" 
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Jul 13 2004, 01:19 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,989 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,691 |
Haha I get it.
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Jul 13 2004, 02:15 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
ewwwwwww man thats realli gross
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Jul 13 2004, 02:44 AM
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 Aww! ^___^ Group: Member Posts: 184 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,645 |
Haha, poor kid.
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Jul 13 2004, 07:00 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
QUOTE(ShEraBaRoO @ Jul 13 2004, 2:15 PM) ok sooo this is how it goes.... theres a young couple and its their prom night. they rent a limo and go to the prom where they have the greatest time. they come back home but they dont wanna leave the limo cuz they suddenly get horny and starts going at it (if you know what i mean) but before they do it, the girl says "use a condom" to the guy who agrees and uses it. they have a wild night and the next thing u know its morning... the girl asks the guy "wat are we gonna do wit the condom?". the guy responds by grabbing it and throwing it out the window where it lands on the sidewalk. a little boy is playing nearby and sees the condom. he picks it up and shouts cheerfully "TWEAKIE!!" he goes to a gas station and enters the food store (u know, those mini supermarkets near gas stations). he goes up to the clerk or the person behind the counter and says "LOOKEY! i found me a TWEAKIE!!" he says proudly. the clerk looks disgusted and says "That aint no TWEAKIE kid", the little boy shakes his head and replies, "YES IT IS!! I ATE THE CREAM FILLING!!" omg... hey lil boy, did da cream filling taste gud?! 
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Jul 13 2004, 10:07 AM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
eww.. that's gross.
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Jul 13 2004, 01:07 PM
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 Tina + Tommy Group: Member Posts: 427 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,575 |
thats realli gross
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Jul 13 2004, 01:40 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 136 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,627 |
eww...
 now thas really nasty... ~> sophia <~ |
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Jul 13 2004, 03:42 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 94 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,621 |
whoa.. yuck.. hasnt the boy ever eaten the REAL cream filling ?? and know that it doesnt taste like that ? eww...
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Jul 13 2004, 04:35 PM
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 hi-diddily-ho neighbor Group: Member Posts: 107 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 457 |
ewwwwwww! thats discusting!
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Jul 21 2004, 05:42 AM
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 rawr Group: Member Posts: 906 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,961 |
sucks for the little kid haha
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Jul 21 2004, 05:57 AM
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 life is short...and so am i.. Group: Member Posts: 176 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,316 |
thats wut he gets for eatin something off tha street
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Jul 21 2004, 04:30 PM
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thats nasty.. but it still made me crack up
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Jul 22 2004, 12:55 AM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar. Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896 |
oh my god, LOL, thats nassssssty xDDDDD
i wonder what it tasted like....  musta been one good tweakie...
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Jul 22 2004, 01:50 AM
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 Mr.Snuffles Group: Member Posts: 243 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,788 |
 haha, i've actually heard this before...still funny though lol
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Jul 22 2004, 02:04 AM
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 hum de dum Group: Member Posts: 82 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,638 |
that is so gross.
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Jul 22 2004, 05:45 AM
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 i adore you Group: Member Posts: 186 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,691 |
damn thats sick..haha. feel sorry for the kid...but it sounds like something i would do
just playin 
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Jul 22 2004, 02:38 PM
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Jul 22 2004, 03:38 PM
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 hi. call me linda. Group: Official Member Posts: 8,187 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,475 |
whoa,that's really gross...
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Jul 22 2004, 03:40 PM
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 i need an sn change. Group: Member Posts: 1,915 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,746 |
poor kid
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Jul 22 2004, 03:56 PM
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eWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
GROSSSSS. ACK |
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Jul 22 2004, 04:15 PM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 0 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,817 |
omg.... dats sick....
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Jul 22 2004, 05:35 PM
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 042304<3 Group: Member Posts: 600 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,231 |
that was disturbing...i feel sorry for the little kid.
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Jul 22 2004, 05:55 PM
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 i'm his cookies&cream monster! Group: Member Posts: 274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,664 |
yah kinda like everyone has been saying...that was GROSS
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Jul 23 2004, 11:26 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
eeeeew!!! gross!! i felt bad for tha little boy...oOoh..
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Jul 24 2004, 09:01 AM
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 ^_^ Group: Member Posts: 1,666 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,225 |
eww...yuck
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Aug 11 2004, 11:49 AM
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dont forget to smiLe today Group: Member Posts: 336 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,095 |
yuckkk nastyyyyyy
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Aug 11 2004, 11:53 AM
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 CAN I BE A MONGOOSE DOG? Group: Member Posts: 60 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,788 |
foolish child lol
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Aug 11 2004, 12:00 PM
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lmao!! i get it!!
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Aug 11 2004, 06:51 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
eew..that's disgusting
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Aug 11 2004, 07:45 PM
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 when mary jane isn't around. Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,525 |
that's mad sick..
DON'T LITTER KIDS
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Aug 12 2004, 12:46 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
ewww, that's just nasty! *goes 2 the bathroom and pukes*
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Aug 12 2004, 09:57 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,267 |
lols the lil boys smart
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