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 Jul 15 2009, 03:03 PM
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My funny website to read of the moment. Guy responds to craiglist ads giving people a hard time, i.e. QUOTE Hybrids Suck Posted at: 2009-06-23 09:18:12 Original ad:
if anyone wants a ride from baltimore to nyc tomorow let me know! i am driving up there sometime tomorow afternoon and would be glad to help someone out if they want to throw up some money for gas. i drive a hybrid, so i wont need much! From Mike Partlow to *************@*********.org Hello, I do need a ride to New York tomorrow. That would be great. My only concern is the fact that you drive a hybrid car. I don't want to give people the idea that I care about the environment. Do you have another, more manly car that we could ride up in? I really don't want to be seen in a hybrid. I'll gladly compensate you for gas. Mike From christine ********* to Me no all i have is my hybrid. what is the big deal, who cares what people think? u should be glad to help the enviroment! From Mike Partlow to christine ********** I'm sorry Christine but it isn't the 60's anymore. People aren't a bunch of earth-saving hippies that run around and hug trees anymore. Does your car have tinted windows? I really don't want to be seen riding in that bitch-mobile. My only request is that you stop by a lake somewhere so I can dump a can of motor oil in it, to make up for all of the earth that your car will be saving. Don't worry, I'll pay for the motor oil. Mike From christine ********* to Me wtf is wrong with u! im not giving u a ride ur a jerk!!! From Mike Partlow to christine ********** Well I am sorry you won't have the privilege of riding with me. Fortunately for me, I found a better, more badass ride to NYC. I'll be sure to wave at your crappy little hybrid as we pass you in our F-350, spraying cans of aerosol out the window and throwing empty six-pack holders into the sea. Mike |
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Jul 15 2009, 03:04 PM
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 Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
 sounds like you |
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Jul 15 2009, 03:07 PM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,020 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 |
http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=42
QUOTE Original ad: DO NOT WORK FOR JIMMY ******, IGNORE HIS "LOOKING FOR A HANDYMAN" AD BELOW. IT IS A SCAM!! I WORKED FOR HIM FOR A WEEK AND HE SAID HE WOULD PAY ME AT THE END OF THE WEEK, AND THEN AT THE END OF THE WEEK HE SAID THAT I WAS PAID BI-WEEKLY AND WOULD HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL NEXT FRIDAY, SO THAT FRIDAY CAME AND HE NEVER PAID! HES BEEN DODGING MY CALLS! AVOID HIM AT ALL COSTS HE WILL SCREW YOU OUT OF TWO WEEKS PAY From Mike Anderson to **********@*********.org Hey, I saw your ad about Jimmy ****** and must say you sound like a very gullible person. Why didn't you think something was up the first time he didn't pay you? It sounds like you are just not capable of thinking like an intelligent person. If you want, I will follow you around and give you advice to help you not make such stupid decisions. My fee is $15/hr, but it is well worth it. Mike From ********@gmail.com to Me f*ck YOU UR AN IDIOT I DONT NEED YOU TO FOLLOW ME AROUND ***hole From Mike Anderson to ********@gmail.com I don't think you understand how much money my advice could be saving you. For example, did you know that if a Nigerian asks for your social security number, he is not just getting to know you? He actually wants it to steal your identity. I am full of useful advice like this. Please reconsider. Mike From ********@gmail.com to Me I KNOW THAT DICK HEAD. SHUT THE f*ck UP From Mike Anderson to ********@gmail.com Okay, it sounds like you don't want my advice. I am interested in your handyman skills, however. How would you like to do the siding and roofing on my house? The job will probably take about two weeks. Don't worry, though, I'll pay you at the end of the two weeks, you just do the work first. And could you buy the shingles and siding? I'll reimburse you for those supplies as well at the end of the two weeks. Mike From ********@gmail.com to Me f*ck OFF COCK SUCKER i love this site |
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Jul 15 2009, 03:32 PM
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 Sarcastic Mr. Know-It-All Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,089 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 29 |
hahahaha, my roommates and I would call people up on craigslist doing this kind of shit. just gotta remember to *67
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Jul 15 2009, 04:04 PM
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 Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
 This is amazing. xD |
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Jul 15 2009, 04:27 PM
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 Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
QUOTE(ArjunaCapulong @ Jul 15 2009, 03:04 PM)  sounds like you it does lol |
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