HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHINAMAN |
 Jun 17 2009, 11:41 PM
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 Sarcastic Mr. Know-It-All  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,089 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 29  |
happy birthday to mr. texas
give him a YEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWW Y'ALL |
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Jun 17 2009, 11:49 PM
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 Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,020 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 |
howdy
still got 11 mins |
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Jun 17 2009, 11:51 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
if you're ever in need of some dick, you know where to look
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Jun 17 2009, 11:52 PM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,020 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 |
down?
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Jun 17 2009, 11:57 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,359 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,577 |
he got dat woooo woooooo?!
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Jun 18 2009, 12:01 AM
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 Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
 Happy Birthday.  |
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Jun 18 2009, 12:26 AM
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 Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,155 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,404 |
Happy birthday Steven!
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Jun 18 2009, 12:31 AM
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 Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 |
I found you!
 Happy birfday. |
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Jun 18 2009, 02:15 AM
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 Photoartist Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,363 Joined: Apr 2006 Member No: 399,390 |
hay cb
happy bday heartless |
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Jun 18 2009, 02:40 AM
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 Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
Happy f*ckin birthday!
 Remember to take an extra dose of that ExTenze. :P
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Jun 18 2009, 05:25 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,036 Joined: May 2009 Member No: 727,246 |
happy birthday, you hoe.
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Jun 18 2009, 08:05 AM
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 I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
happy birthday
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Jun 18 2009, 08:07 AM
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 ^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
i think chinaman is a pretty cool guy. eh is really sarcastic and funny and pwns people when he trolls and doesn't afraid of anything.
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Jun 18 2009, 08:53 AM
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 ◕ ◡ ◕ Group: Official Member Posts: 4,779 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 416,697 |
happy birthday, you're still a fggt 
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Jun 18 2009, 10:55 AM
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 crushed. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,432 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,026 |
happy happy birthday
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Jun 18 2009, 02:52 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Head Staff Posts: 18,173 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,478 |
QUOTE(gojira @ Jun 18 2009, 09:53 AM)  That's a hot Tifa cosplayer. Happy birthday. |
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Jun 18 2009, 02:55 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,095 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 171,080 |
happy birthday jew
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Jun 18 2009, 03:17 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 2,936 Joined: Sep 2008 Member No: 683,235 |
QUOTE(gojira @ Jun 18 2009, 09:53 AM) yes please. |
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Jun 18 2009, 03:20 PM
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 Tick tock, Bill Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 |
Happy birthday, man!
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Jun 18 2009, 03:52 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 820 Joined: Jun 2009 Member No: 733,315 |
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Jun 18 2009, 04:01 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
QUOTE(ohshieza @ Jun 18 2009, 04:52 PM) i call dibs on this one you can't. it's for the birthday boy. |
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Jun 18 2009, 04:09 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 820 Joined: Jun 2009 Member No: 733,315 |
stfu, eat a dick
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Jun 18 2009, 04:10 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
lol.
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Jun 18 2009, 04:12 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
QUOTE(ohshieza @ Jun 18 2009, 05:09 PM) stfu, eat a dick sorry, that's your mother's job. |
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Jun 18 2009, 04:13 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
:ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Jun 18 2009, 04:45 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,095 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 171,080 |
boring.
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Jun 18 2009, 05:06 PM
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QUOTE(ohshieza @ Jun 18 2009, 03:52 PM) i call dibs on this one too late f****t i already called it in aim chat ask sandy |
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Jun 18 2009, 07:09 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 820 Joined: Jun 2009 Member No: 733,315 |
QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Jun 19 2009, 05:12 AM) sorry, that's your mother's job. looks like my mom and your dad got something in common |
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Jun 18 2009, 07:10 PM
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 The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY f*g!
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Jun 18 2009, 07:32 PM
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 ;p Group: Member Posts: 280 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,685 |
happy birthday steven!
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Jun 18 2009, 09:09 PM
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 in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
Happy birthday Steven ;)
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Jun 19 2009, 01:52 AM
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 durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
Happy 21st, whitey! I already said it on FB and that's what matters!
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Jun 19 2009, 07:51 AM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,020 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 |
YES! NO HANGOVER FROM NIGHT ONE! Now whether or not I get one from tonight will be a surprise to everyone. I plan on getting to that level of shit faced that I've only been at once. Still never been hungover, f*ck yeah.
Ay though, why the f*ck am I awake so early? Oh yeah again, last night it was like I was just taunting the hangover gods to pay me a visit. Started the day with a beer, ended up drinking about 200 oz of import beer yesterday, and I was mixing it with cocktails/mixed drinks. f*ck you hangover gods, I'm untouchable! |
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Jun 19 2009, 08:24 AM
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Tick tock, Bill Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 |
^ What type of import beer?
My boyfriend drinks this beer that's like, 10+alc% or something and it's 9 or 10 dollars a bottle. |
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Jun 19 2009, 08:37 AM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,020 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 |
Man f*ck that beer. It's not that I'm opposed to higher alcohol content, it just makes it taste less like beer imho. Belgian style beers though, right?
I'm kinda cheating though when I said all import, because I did try one Dos Equis. I know it's technically import, but f*ck it it's from across the border not from another continent. Some of the ones I remember, because I started asking her (the f*cking hot waitress) to bring me randoms include: Kostritzer (my favorite) Spaten Oktober Paulaner Oktober & Doppelbock Youngs double chocolate or something, I don't remember what she said man I don't remember the rest :( Oh the Dos Equis was earlier in the day, and around then I also had a Newcastle, St. Arnolds (Houston Brewery, support it!!!), and Guinness. Then at night after I was done at the main place and I came back to my apartment, I dragged a friend out for more and that's when I had a Toasted Almond, White Russian, and topped it off with a Bass Beer rofl. |
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Jun 19 2009, 08:39 AM
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QUOTE(six @ Jun 18 2009, 07:32 PM) happy birthday steven! Thanks, I don't want you to think of me as a pedo though. Just because I'm 21 doesn't mean I'm into 12 year olds (see: Tung). |
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Jun 19 2009, 08:39 AM
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Tick tock, Bill Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 |
Yeah, I like high alcohol content but not when the taste is sacrificed. He's really into imports though, so I might run some of that by him. I'm more of a wine drinker but I'm trying to branch out.
There's some pretty damn good tasting beer out there. |
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Jun 19 2009, 08:41 AM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,020 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 |
Oh yeah I remember the name of the Belgian beer I had!
Maredsous 8! |
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Jun 19 2009, 08:46 AM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,020 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 |
When I was at the campus bar yesterday (because hey I can do that, I'm 21 now), I was talking to the bar tender and wasn't sure if it was kosher to mention another bar while in someone else's, so I didn't bring it up. He did though, he said he went to this one bar for the first time and LOVED it. Flying Saucer, I've been hitting that place up for about a month now lolol, they've never carded me. Once they asked if I was 21 and I said yes, so they served me lolololol.
Anyway http://www.beerknurd.com/stores/houston They have a beer menu online, it's cool shit. Also they have this competition contest type thing that's amongst you yourself and you. If you drink 200 beers, you get your name on a plate put up on the wall with whatever witty quote ou want to put on it. Each time you drink 200, the color changes (i.e. red = 400, blue = 600, etc). There's some guy with 2,000. WTF that's so much beer, and you can only add 3 a day to the list. Some of the great quotes though are similar to the following: "Is there a keg under your skirt because I'd like to tap that ass" Oh yeah note that all the waitresses there are, oh, 25-35 (your age included, Rebs) and hot. We got one of the hottest last night though, I was grateful. Good birthday there, though I Didn't tell them it was my birthday because I've been going there underaged for a bit and the people are starting to know me ahahhahahah. Oh another quote if I can remember isssssss oh f*ck i don't know they're witty though, one disses his wife and kids, another is like i just moved here... im not an alcoholic, etc |
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Jun 19 2009, 09:35 AM
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 Ley <3 Group: Member Posts: 579 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 664,894 |
Happy Birthday
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Jun 19 2009, 09:48 AM
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Tick tock, Bill Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 |
QUOTE(serotonin @ Jun 19 2009, 08:46 AM) When I was at the campus bar yesterday (because hey I can do that, I'm 21 now), I was talking to the bar tender and wasn't sure if it was kosher to mention another bar while in someone else's, so I didn't bring it up. He did though, he said he went to this one bar for the first time and LOVED it. Flying Saucer, I've been hitting that place up for about a month now lolol, they've never carded me. Once they asked if I was 21 and I said yes, so they served me lolololol. Anyway http://www.beerknurd.com/stores/houston They have a beer menu online, it's cool shit. Also they have this competition contest type thing that's amongst you yourself and you. If you drink 200 beers, you get your name on a plate put up on the wall with whatever witty quote ou want to put on it. Each time you drink 200, the color changes (i.e. red = 400, blue = 600, etc). There's some guy with 2,000. WTF that's so much beer, and you can only add 3 a day to the list. Some of the great quotes though are similar to the following: "Is there a keg under your skirt because I'd like to tap that ass" Oh yeah note that all the waitresses there are, oh, 25-35 (your age included, Rebs) and hot. We got one of the hottest last night though, I was grateful. Good birthday there, though I Didn't tell them it was my birthday because I've been going there underaged for a bit and the people are starting to know me ahahhahahah. Oh another quote if I can remember isssssss oh f*ck i don't know they're witty though, one disses his wife and kids, another is like i just moved here... im not an alcoholic, etc I'm sure you have visited beeradvocate.com, but in case you haven't, you should. :) Also, the 30's are awesome for women. ;) I'm glad you had fun! |
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Jun 19 2009, 12:46 PM
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^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
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Jun 19 2009, 12:50 PM
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 here, here, and here Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,301 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 206,103 |
appy irthday
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Jun 19 2009, 01:16 PM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,020 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 |
QUOTE(WarMachine @ Jun 19 2009, 12:46 PM) loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool w |
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Jun 19 2009, 01:55 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,815 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 423,396 |
happy birthday.
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Jun 20 2009, 07:53 PM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,020 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 |
aw shit last night was f*cking amazing
I had: Killians Red Guinness Guinness 250 Smithwick starry night amaretto sour hypnotic flaming dr pepper vodka tonic shot with 151 rum etc i don't remember the name :[ blue drink wave / crush type thing? oatmeal cookie (x 2) vodka and red bull 7&7 shot of patron From about (I think) five bars? We went to Coyote Ugly lol, and peer pressured our friend to get up and dance with the waitresses. She did a pretty damn good job too lolol. I highfived a shitload of people, and towards the end I found another guy randomly high fiving and I applauded his drive. There's some other stuff that happened, but most of the night is foggy so I don't remember too much, took me 30 minutes to remember all those drinks. I have to walk through the night again in my head to remember. OH YEAH FLAMING DR PEPPER WAS THE COOLEST DRINK TRICK I'VE EVER SEEN |
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Jun 20 2009, 08:47 PM
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rawr? Group: Official Member Posts: 2,705 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 285,858 |
hay stevo, happy birthday have funnn :D! lol go holler at some geegee girls xD
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