How to look like a slut., I think all the girls at my school followed this tutorial... Options

[emberfly]

[none345678]

lol "like a beautiful painting"

I approve.

[hypnotique]

this is not pleased.

[emberfly]

LOL. She must have followed the tutorial, too :o!

[hypnotique]

LOL. She must have followed the tutorial, too :o!

Her face looks like its melting..jesus christ woman.

God forbid a heatwave or something to happen

[SuckDickNSaveLiv...]

Damn she look so different without makeup. I gotta see a chick without makeup on before I wife her.

[Deospeon]

Can't fap to this D:

[hypnotique]

Can't fap to this D:

I dont know anyone who could.

[illriginal]

5 star thrad.


Would read againz!

[Jennifer]

Wooooooah BIG difference without the makeup. Pretty good tutorial actually, must try this

[-DressYourEyelid...]

...
oh...
...my...
word...

[fire]

[Simba]

Damn she look so different without makeup. I gotta see a chick without makeup on before I wife her.

for realz

[datass]

damn...

count how many times she said the word "like"

[ley]

This reminded me of this...



All up in the hood, you might see
locas looking good or crazy

find them at the car show, or on the street

or there favorite hang out - the swap meet
damn don't be a hater - its all good smile now cry later
never mess with a chick, with lip liner no lip stick
wanna look good I'll tell you how

first gotta paint on you're eyebrows

spray you're hair with Aqua Net

get a tattoo to rep your set
sport Van David's and some Dickies

and you're neck covered in hickies
need a gallon of mascara

and get pregnant in you're quinceanera

lean like a chola way up high
thick eye liner in my eye
cruise all day, drink all night
got four kids with three guys
lean like a chola

lean like a chola way up high
thick eye liner in my eye
cruise all day, drink all night
got four kids with three guys
lean like a chola


Speak Spanish when they speak

"y que foo!" don't look at me
say "you member" and "whatevers"

my mans been locked up forevers
when he gets out he'll be mad

that his boy's my baby's dad
listen to the oldies like the Chi-Lights

got a blade in my hair when I fight
got home girls Fea, Mosca, & Shy girl,

Dreamer, Drifter, Tiny & Fly girl,
Creeky, Whisper, & La Guera,

China, Tortuga, Morena,

Angel, Sad girl, Lady Joker,

Lil Puppet, Silent, Smoker
got a problem - callate la boca

you don't wanna mess with some gangsta a** locas

lean like a chola way up high
thick eye liner in my eye
cruise all day, drink all night
got four kids with three guys
lean like a chola

lean like a chola way up high
thick eye liner in my eye
cruise all day, drink all night
got four kids with three guys
lean like a chola

[mipadi]

When I was at undergrad, I gained a small amount of infamy by writing a column for the college newspaper. In that column, the cynical, sarcastic side of me came on at full blast. I poked fun at everyone on campus. I made fun of fraternities, sorority sisters, business students, administrators, people who used PowerPoint, accounting students, white people, rich people, and so on. So I have a healthy appreciation for people who make jokes about the ridiculous.

But I have to say, after wasting 5 minutes of my life watching that video, I'm of the opinion that the chick is just pissed that she doesn't get a lot of attention from guys, and she's really pissed that she actually looks halfway-decent when she wears makeup "like a slut". And I think she's harboring some resentment that instead of having a sexy British accent, she has a really, really, annoying, God-awful British accent (and this is coming from me, who has a pretty annoying, slightly Germanic accent, too, thanks to his central PA upbringing).

[emberfly]

When I was at undergrad, I gained a small amount of infamy by writing a column for the college newspaper. In that column, the cynical, sarcastic side of me came on at full blast. I poked fun at everyone on campus. I made fun of fraternities, sorority sisters, business students, administrators, people who used PowerPoint, accounting students, white people, rich people, and so on. So I have a healthy appreciation for people who make jokes about the ridiculous.

But I have to say, after wasting 5 minutes of my life watching that video, I'm of the opinion that the chick is just pissed that she doesn't get a lot of attention from guys, and she's really pissed that she actually looks halfway-decent when she wears makeup "like a slut". And I think she's harboring some resentment that instead of having a sexy British accent, she has a really, really, annoying, God-awful British accent (and this is coming from me, who has a pretty annoying, slightly Germanic accent, too, thanks to his central PA upbringing).

Nice unibrow.

[mipadi]

Nice unibrow.

Thanks. I've considered waxing it off on a more consistent basis, but I think it ruins the ambiance of my face when I do that (specifically, my forehead area).

[sixfive]

do you have a copy of the column you wrote that you could / would care to post? I'd like to read tbh.

[mipadi]

do you have a copy of the column you wrote that you could / would care to post? I'd like to read tbh.

Well, I wrote about 34 of them, actually.

I only have hard copies, but some of them are available online (like this one, although that one kind of sucks).

[hypnotique]

When I was at undergrad, I gained a small amount of infamy by writing a column for the college newspaper. In that column, the cynical, sarcastic side of me came on at full blast. I poked fun at everyone on campus. I made fun of fraternities, sorority sisters, business students, administrators, people who used PowerPoint, accounting students, white people, rich people, and so on. So I have a healthy appreciation for people who make jokes about the ridiculous.

But I have to say, after wasting 5 minutes of my life watching that video, I'm of the opinion that the chick is just pissed that she doesn't get a lot of attention from guys, and she's really pissed that she actually looks halfway-decent when she wears makeup "like a slut". And I think she's harboring some resentment that instead of having a sexy British accent, she has a really, really, annoying, God-awful British accent (and this is coming from me, who has a pretty annoying, slightly Germanic accent, too, thanks to his central PA upbringing).