WTS Sperm |
 May 6 2009, 07:19 PM
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Would you sell your sperm? I've been informed that in Houston, once I have my BBA, I would be eligible to donate sperm every three days and make something like $500 per donation. What are y'alls thoughts on donating "mini-me's"?
Personally, I think it would be the mot humanitarian thing I've ever done in my life. What more could I do for the world than bless it with a million little me's? The next generation is going to be handsome, witty, modest, and successful. Sorry Mexico, fat people, and Jewish people, it won't be very fun for you. |
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May 6 2009, 07:24 PM
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 I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Dec 21 2007, 08:54 PM)  i used to be a hardcore basketball card collector. it seems like i've told people on here about my basketball card collecting obsession. it was intense. i wanted to sell my sperm to a sperm bank for money, so i could have more money to spend on basketball cards. that shows u the extent of my obsession. i never actually got to do it though. i still have my basketball cards, i have thousands all alphabetically sorted and have a binder with all the pricing for each card. even though those prices are all out of date now. someday, i'm gonna sell them and get rich. |
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May 6 2009, 07:25 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,529 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 523,843 |
BBA?
What if your swimmers are slow? |
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May 6 2009, 07:30 PM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,020 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 |
Bachelor of Business Administration. Any Bachelors degree would work. I don't think you'd be eligible though, you're too short. The requirement is something like healthy males over X height (maybe 5'11?) with a bachelors degree.
So JC, you wouldn't worry later on about a girl/wife bitching about how your little you's are getting it on in some other woman's uterus? |
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May 6 2009, 07:31 PM
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Yeah if I did, the world would climax instantly
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May 6 2009, 07:33 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
well since women love to bitch, i know they would jump at the opportunity to use that as an excuse to get on my case even though i was just trying to help women in need
 i was like 16 when i wanted to do that and my dad shot down my dreams quickly. donating sounds like a pretty good idea but i don't know what all comes along with it. what if they wanna meet their biological dad or something at some point? do they get to do that. 500 bucks though 
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May 6 2009, 07:35 PM
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 Sarcastic Mr. Know-It-All Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,089 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 29 |
Nah, that would be robbing the women of the pleasure of having me in them.
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May 6 2009, 07:36 PM
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I don't know if they even get to know who the biological dad is, maybe there's some sort of privacy disclosure? Kevin, I'm afraid that they climax at the thought of me doing so. The white genes > the asian's in this situation.
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May 6 2009, 07:41 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,529 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 523,843 |
Yeah, not a guy.
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May 6 2009, 07:45 PM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,020 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 |
show pics
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May 6 2009, 07:54 PM
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dont worry in like 10 years, my genes would be worth more
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May 6 2009, 07:58 PM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,020 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 |
well right now i'm stockpiling all the money i can and i'm going to invest in your sperm to sell at a later date. white people businesss strats.
no homo |
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May 6 2009, 08:18 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,095 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 171,080 |
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...l=donating+seme
lol, thank you to whoever moved that to music. |
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May 6 2009, 08:25 PM
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f*cking rich white men
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May 6 2009, 08:53 PM
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But do people who accept "it" get to see a picture of the donater?
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May 6 2009, 08:59 PM
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Sarcastic Mr. Know-It-All Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,089 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 29 |
QUOTE(rnicron @ May 6 2009, 09:18 PM) http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...l=donating+seme lol, thank you to whoever moved that to music. You are playing the skin flute. |
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May 7 2009, 12:23 PM
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QUOTE(jcp @ May 6 2009, 08:53 PM) But do people who accept "it" get to see a picture of the donater? are you even old enough to masturbate? |
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May 7 2009, 12:41 PM
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QUOTE(rnicron @ May 7 2009, 12:23 PM) are you even old enough to masturbate? I was making a joke. Cause if they do then im sure the girl would see the picture of steven and run. |
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May 7 2009, 12:47 PM
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QUOTE(kryogenix @ May 6 2009, 08:36 PM) I don't know if they even get to know who the biological dad is, maybe there's some sort of privacy disclosure? Kevin, I'm afraid that they climax at the thought of me doing so. The white genes > the asian's in this situation. Yeah theres a privacy disclosure, the donor can say they don't want contact in anyway with the child or whatever. I'd do it . that's good $$$ |
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May 7 2009, 01:12 PM
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i would never do it.
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May 7 2009, 03:56 PM
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 Ley <3 Group: Member Posts: 579 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 664,894 |
The more donations they get the less the pay. They dont pay here at all anymore since theres a university alot of the guys that donate do have a BBA.
=>I only know this because i was a clinical lab science major. Not because im particularly intrested in the matter. |
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May 7 2009, 03:58 PM
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QUOTE(leyvacu @ May 7 2009, 03:56 PM) The more donations they get the less the pay. They dont pay here at all anymore since theres a university alot of the guys that donate do have a BBA. I only know this because i'm ugly and that's the only way i could get preg-o |
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May 7 2009, 04:00 PM
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Ley <3 Group: Member Posts: 579 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 664,894 |
One i have no kids. Two this is coming from the guy wanting to make money off his sperm no one would even take for free.
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May 7 2009, 04:01 PM
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oh but you're mistaken, and still ugly.
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May 7 2009, 04:04 PM
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Nah...
1. Don't want to spread my seed around 2. Don't want homosexual women using my seed 3. I'm not THAT money hungry. Seriously. |
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May 7 2009, 04:04 PM
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What about that whole thing with your 'kids' never knowing if they're having sex with their half brothers/sisters because they don't know who their biological father is (or because you gave so many of your sperms away)?
Yeah, I've been watching too much TV. |
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May 7 2009, 04:06 PM
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Ley <3 Group: Member Posts: 579 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 664,894 |
QUOTE(kryogenix @ May 7 2009, 04:01 PM) oh but you're mistaken, and still ugly. 
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May 7 2009, 04:14 PM
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QUOTE(Joanne @ May 7 2009, 02:04 PM) What about that whole thing with your 'kids' never knowing if they're having sex with their half brothers/sisters because they don't know who their biological father is (or because you gave so many of your sperms away)? Yeah, I've been watching too much TV. not their legal guardian, not my fault although i do love House |
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May 7 2009, 04:27 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,095 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 171,080 |
QUOTE(illriginal @ May 7 2009, 04:04 PM) Nah...
1. Not even my wife will take my seed 2. I would rather give it to a homosexual man 3. I'm sterile. Seriously. Who says seed? |
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May 7 2009, 04:33 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 6,349 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 455,274 |
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May 7 2009, 04:36 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,095 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 171,080 |
haha, i had to
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May 7 2009, 11:20 PM
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QUOTE(jcp @ May 7 2009, 12:41 PM) I was making a joke. Cause if they do then im sure the girl would see the picture of steven and run. What? Steven is tall, decent looking, capable of dressing good and has Texas charm. full of win. |
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May 7 2009, 11:22 PM
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steven is gonna say she ran with the picture to go masturbate cause she isn't worthy of f*cking him
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May 8 2009, 05:11 AM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,020 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 |
she has a picture of me? god damnit i knew i should have kept those to myself so uglies couldn't use them.
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May 8 2009, 02:52 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,095 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 171,080 |
joseph, must you always judge GUYS?
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May 8 2009, 06:59 PM
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 Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
haha, i've missed your posts.
If i were a guy, i'd totally sell my sperm |
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May 9 2009, 12:32 AM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,020 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 |
QUOTE(KissMe2408 @ May 8 2009, 06:59 PM) haha, i've missed your posts. If i were a guy, i'd totally sell my sperm I'm not who you think I am. |
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