mr. compatibility :santa: Options

[brooklyneast05]

ok 's and

you can ask me and i will tell you who on cb you are most compatible with. i will look deep down into your soul and find you the perfect cb match.



love help requests:

sandy
kc
joseph
tina
diana
victoria
steven
tung
joanne
steph
gigi
brandon
tj
natalia
moni
beenly
shannon
abbey
melissa
mike
natalie
uso steph
ricky
christina
yan lin
cheyenne
emberfly
pauline
shelby
jairus

[gojira]

me

[SuckDickNSaveLiv...]

No homo, but do me too.

[Maccabee]

Me. I can already guess who you'll say O wise

[iDecay]

LOL, do it. No jokes. :[

[brooklyneast05]

SANDY:

• kevin
• juna
• jc
• tung
• jcp
• kc
• christina

mr. compatibility has come up with this list of most compatible matches. now that we have some options, we have to sort through these further to rule out more candidates.

mr. compatibility found that jc and juna have a high compatibility because they have many similar interests in art with you. unfortunately these two amazing broYe's have been cut from the list because A) YOU HATE DARK PEOPLE and B) YOU HATE YEEZY. unacceptable. domestic violence is almost certain to result with so much friction between a yeezy hatin woman and a yeezy lovin man. plus i feel there might be too much jealousy that arises from the broYe's late nights out with kanye in the club jc & juna

mr. compatibility has detected some possible sexual tension between you and tung. interesting. unfortunately i have to cut tung. i foresee economic disputes in the future of this short lived relationship. tung

mr. compatibility detects that you and joseph might be compatible, because you're asian. this doesn't appear to be a mutual attraction. nixed. joseph

mr. compatibility detects a possible relationship between you and kc. since he's a pigment challenged chris brown you might be able to handle is blackness. unfortunately, kc is a nice young gentlemen with kindness in his heart, too good for you. nice guys finish last homie kc

down to your two most compatible matches, kevin and christina. mr. compatibility feels you have a 99% with kevin. he is good people, sometimes. unfortunately, i don't feel kevin possesses the mongolian beefiness that you desire from your significant other. in this case, mr. compatibility feels christina is the best match for you.


sandy & christina sitting in a cb tree



i will be back with more compatibility ratings. rome wasn't built in a day and neither will your cb relationship be

[hypnotique]

Find someone for me.

I want to be with at least one black guy plz.

[brooklyneast05]

i'll make a list so we can keep up with requests. that was f*cking hard work, i can't believe i have to do this for all you bitches.



just kidding, mr. compatibility loves helping people find love

[Maccabee]

mr. compatibility detects that you and joseph might be compatible, because you're asian. this doesn't appear to be a mutual attraction. nixed. joseph

haha, that was funny

[SuckDickNSaveLiv...]

mr. compatibility detects a possible relationship between you and kc. since he's a pigment challenged chris brown you might be able to handle is blackness. unfortunately, kc is a nice young gentlemen with kindness in his heart, too good for you. nice guys finish last homie kc

I stay losing. LOL

[gojira]

sandy & christina sitting in a cb tree

I CONCUR

[hypnotique]

I thought it was someones head at first

[brooklyneast05]

KC:

• diana
• victoria
• robbi
• tina
• javonn
• smash

mr. compatibility has come up with this list of most compatible matches. now that we have some options, we have to sort through these further to rule out more candidates.

mr. compatibility has picked up on your strong attraction to latin women and therefore he has put diana on your list of most compatible cb mates. unfortunately, you seem to have too much going for you in life. i see you stacking that paper to the ceiling one day. diana prefers more "worthless" career having people. you know, like artists. people who do worthless things with their life by becoming art or musician majors, YOU KNOW, LIKE ME. diana

mr. compatibility has sensed a possible attraction between you and victoria. i know you like to lay low on this, and honestly with brandon lurking around with all his machine gun warmachine talk, i would too. unfortunately for this very reason i don't feel it's safe for your health for mr. compatibility to encourage this. victoria

mr. compatibility sensed some compatibility (surprising huh) between you and tina. i see you guys casually flirting in cbc. you guys can't fool mr. compatibility. unfortunately, like every other asian girl i ever asked, your ness is gonna be a problem for her family. i believe this would cause too much emotional distress for you when you go to her house for christmas dinner. tina

while searching for your most compatible mate on cb, javonn has come up with a high percentage. no homo. i don't think i need to go any further than that. javonn

mr. compatibility has noticed you have shown a liking for smashley in the past. while i contemplated renting her out to you with little interest ( cause you my ) i have decided against this. i don't want this to put stress on our friendship. mr. compatibility doesn't want to go down the road of black on black violence. a united force on cb is more important for our survival against the mass amounts of cb 's. ashley

last but not least mr. compatibility has settled on robbi. she is just the you need. mr. compatibility has a feeling that while she's off in the cold cruel world hiking the hills of peru, she is sitting on a waterfall looking into the crystal clear mountain streams and wishing you were there with her. if we're lucky then she will return and post all about it in the message to anyone thread.

KC & ROBBI SITTING IN A CB TREE

[iDecay]

mr. compatibility sensed some compatibility (surprising huh) between you and tina. i see you guys casually flirting in cbc. you guys can't fool mr. compatibility. unfortunately, like every other asian girl i ever asked, your ness is gonna be a problem for her family. i believe this would cause too much emotional distress for you when you to her house for christmas dinner. tina

Damn, can't wait to see who else I'd be compatible with now..

[sixfive]

add me broseph

[hypnotique]

mr. compatibility has picked up on your strong attraction to latin women and therefore he has put diana on your list of most compatible cb mates. unfortunately, you seem to have too much going for you in life. i see you stacking that paper to the ceiling one day. diana prefers more "worthless" career having people. you know, like artists. people who do worthless things with their life by becoming art or musician majors, YOU KNOW, LIKE ME. diana

lmao

Fine Ill give them ONE MORE SHOT just for you JC. but they better have a backup plan or an effing job.

[brooklyneast05]

alright i have to go to bed and rest my compatibility senses. if i push them too much i might make an error that would result in an awful and complicated relationship between two incompatible people.

i will be back with more compatibility ratings. rome wasn't built in a day and neither will your cb relationship be

[Maccabee]

add me broseph

broseph = joseph

[Tung]

find me a compatibility

[Joanne]

Haha, this looks awesome.

Me please?

[stephinika]

Haha, love it!
Meeee

[Gigi]

LOL this is going in "made my day"

ME

[fameONE]

Hell, why not?
<----

[brooklyneast05]

JOSEPH:

• yan lin
• CJ
• natalia
• beenly
• steven

mr. compatibility has come up with this list of most compatible matches. now that we have some options, we have to sort through these further to rule out more candidates.

first off mr. compatibility has picked up on your strong liking for yan lin in members photos. mr. compatibility sense that you love you some asians. note this similar reading. unfortunately this compatibility too is one way on top of that yan lin is too busy working with me on plans to take over cb. i'm afraid she doesn't have the time for a young lad like yourself. yan lin

mr. compatibility senses some compatibility between you and natalia. yes, i see you getting giddy when she replies to your showcase booth topics. you little rascal. unfortunately i'm afraid her time is too occupied too. she seems to be tied up in a love triangle, or love hexagon, at the moment. natalia

mr. compatibility noticed a little comment action between you and beenly numerous times in the past. mr. compatibility has also seen beenly take up for you a few times because he too was the subject of mass bashing at one point. is this connection a possible sign of a future cb couple? sorry, mr. compatibility doesn't agree. yet again, too occupied. beenly is too busy stalking to tung to dedicate the time needed to develop a meaningful cb relationship with you. beenly

mr. compatibility has DEFINITELY noticed you and CJ getting hot and heavy in every topic in the technology forum. his desktop seems to be constantly impressing you in the post your desktop thread. i can tell that his vast knowledge of computers is a turn on for you. you're inexperience is favorable because we all know that CJ prefers to be the know it all in most situations. a relationship with you would ensure that he is always the know it all no matter what. although this is a strong match, unfortunately i feel CJ's screen resolution is a little too big and he is a little too involved in other online forums for you. CJ

oh look, our last option. mr. compatibility notices a lot of insulting banter between you and steven. a more amateur match maker would rule this match out right away, but not mr. compatibility. i feel that steven's hostility towards you is a sign of his repressed desire for you. his angry unprovoked posts against you and your jewishness is a sign. he is just playing hard to get don't let his rough exterior turn you away. mr. compatibility knows what's up. therefore;

JOSEPH & STEVEN SITTING IN A CB TREE

[Maccabee]

[sixfive]

rofl jc youre such a f****t

[manny-the-dino]

mr. compatibility senses some compatibility between you and natalia. yes, i see you getting giddy when she replies to your showcase booth topics. you little rascal. unfortunately i'm afraid her time is too occupied too. she seems to be tied up in a love triangle, or love hexagon, at the moment. natalia

HAHA I so lol'd.


Add me to the list. Although I think I already know who you'll match me up with.

[brooklyneast05]

TINA:

• moni
• jc
• juna
• shannon
• kc

well, it's no surprise that mr. compatibility detected some compatibility between you and . you two are straight buddies. i detect that he's the greatest straight friend you ever had? good call. unfortunately, just like sandy, he's too dark for you. i don't think it would be worth it for you to risk your relationship with your family for him. i know this is a huge disappointment for you. jc

also just like sandy, your problem with 's doesn't necessarily extend to kc because of his fancy chris brown coloring. i detect a possible crush on him. you seem to get a little overly happy when kc comes into cbc. " tiiiiinaaaaah: hi kc [: [: [:" cute. well, i'm sorry to say that it's not in the stars for you and young kc. he's a little too fast and furious for you imo. kc

mr. compatibility has noticed some friendly speak between you and shannon also. you're NUMBER ONE on her top friends. as much as shannon has been around, that's saying something. unfortunately i don't see this match moving forward very well. i question whether she's ready to settle down and get serious with someone. shannon

the next one is a given. when mr. compatibility saw moni's name come up as a compatible match he couldn't do anything but roll his eyes. even the most amateur match maker could come up with this. however, it takes someone with a real talent for this kinda thing to look past the obvious. compatibility feels that you and moni aren't as good of a match as people might guess. opposites attract. you're practically the same people. moni


juna. THE arjuna capulong. the photography prodigy. the soon to be vice president of his class. i know at first glace it seems that my favorite broYe is out of your league, but mr. compatibility is here to tell you otherwise. mr. compatibility recognizes the fact that you've had some issues with this in the past. doesn't pay his child support? give that a break, you won't be whining when he's famous. i asked yeezy what he thought about this. his first words of wisdom were, "i'm amazing, so amazing". then he offered up this:

juna's back on his grind
mr. compatibility read his lifeline
told him in his lifetime
Arjuna Capulong will help light up the chicago skyline

i concur, he's a star, how could he not shine?

TINA & BROYE SITTING IN A CB TREE

[moninja]

Hi

[iDecay]

you're practically the same people. moni

WUT? YOU GOTZ IT ALL WRONGGGG.



My mom just reminded me today that I should marry an Asian or a white guy. But I LOL'd. :D

[brooklyneast05]

5:59:11 PM tiiiiinaaaaah: My mother would throw me out of the house
5:59:18 PM tiiiiinaaaaah: if I dated anyone who wasnt asian or white

[creole]

jc preezz doo me. i'd love to see the the compatibility.

[iDecay]

5:59:11 PM tiiiiinaaaaah: My mother would throw me out of the house
5:59:18 PM tiiiiinaaaaah: if I dated anyone who wasnt asian or white

I you straight buddy.

Lol @ you still having that. :P

[brooklyneast05]

[Simba]

LOL hahahaha

wowwww how did I miss this thread, you're crazy broYe


genius

[SuckDickNSaveLiv...]

KC:

• diana
• victoria
• robbi
• tina
• javonn
• smash

mr. compatibility has come up with this list of most compatible matches. now that we have some options, we have to sort through these further to rule out more candidates.

mr. compatibility has picked up on your strong attraction to latin women and therefore he has put diana on your list of most compatible cb mates. unfortunately, you seem to have too much going for you in life. i see you stacking that paper to the ceiling one day. diana prefers more "worthless" career having people. you know, like artists. people who do worthless things with their life by becoming art or musician majors, YOU KNOW, LIKE ME. diana

Haha, you know a about his paper.

mr. compatibility has sensed a possible attraction between you and victoria. i know you like to lay low on this, and honestly with brandon lurking around with all his machine gun warmachine talk, i would too. unfortunately for this very reason i don't feel it's safe for your health for mr. compatibility to encourage this. victoria

LOL good advice, I ain't trying to get the cal pulled on me.

mr. compatibility sensed some compatibility (surprising huh) between you and tina. i see you guys casually flirting in cbc. you guys can't fool mr. compatibility. unfortunately, like every other asian girl i ever asked, your ness is gonna be a problem for her family. i believe this would cause too much emotional distress for you when you go to her house for christmas dinner. tina

I can already envision the look on Tina's parents faces once they see a roll up.

while searching for your most compatible mate on cb, javonn has come up with a high percentage. no homo. i don't think i need to go any further than that. javonn

Imma pretend I didn't see this.

mr. compatibility has noticed you have shown a liking for smashley in the past. while i contemplated renting her out to you with little interest ( cause you my ) i have decided against this. i don't want this to put stress on our friendship. mr. compatibility doesn't want to go down the road of black on black violence. a united force on cb is more important for our survival against the mass amounts of cb 's. ashley

I would never smash my 's girl.

last but not least mr. compatibility has settled on robbi. she is just the you need. mr. compatibility has a feeling that while she's off in the cold cruel world hiking the hills of peru, she is sitting on a waterfall looking into the crystal clear mountain streams and wishing you were there with her. if we're lucky then she will return and post all about it in the message to anyone thread.

KC & ROBBI SITTING IN A CB TREE

Where are you Robbeezy

[batman]

LOL these are too funny.

[brooklyneast05]

LOL these are too funny.

do i sense some compatibility

[brooklyneast05]

you're pretty far down the list homie

love help requests:

sandy
kc
joseph
tina
diana
victoria
steven
tung
joanne
steph
gigi
brandon
tj
natalia
moni
beenly

these take it out of a

[Tung]

haha cj get back in line.

[brooklyneast05]

it's cause i made sandy's so damn long now i feel entitled to make everyone's long.



YOU CAN'T RUSH LOVE TJ.

[batman]

YOU CAN'T RUSH LOVE

[karmakiller]

I have thoroughly enjoyed this topic. I lol'd.

[LittleMissSunshi...]

LOL jc you definitely made my week a whole lot better thank you very much! :D
please add me to your oh so famous list (;! thank you.

TINA:

• moni
• jc
• juna
• shannon
• kc

mr. compatibility has noticed some friendly speak between you and shannon also. you're NUMBER ONE on her top friends. as much as shannon has been around, that's saying something. unfortunately i don't see this match moving forward very well. i question whether she's ready to settle down and get serious with someone. shannon


TINA & BROYE SITTING IN A CB TREE

hahah this made me laugh, it's nice to know that i'm not ready to settle down. hah.

[Maccabee]

YOU CAN'T RUSH LOVE

No you just have to wait.

*Keep it going*

[smash]

I have thoroughly enjoyed this topic. I lol'd.

[Tung]

ay where the compatibility at today.

[brooklyneast05]

i been busy homie. it's still early. i'll deliver some compatibility soon.


these are hard to do

[none345678]

lol. CB members are so damn demanding.

Do me, yes?

[brooklyneast05]

Do me, yes?

most certainly


added to my long long list

[shanaynay]

Oh something entertaining on cB for once. *grabs a seat*

[Simba]

do i sense some compatibility

lol



dang you ninja's be workin a like it's still the 1800s

[batman]

lol dude me jc

[Mikeplyts]

<---- Wants to add me to the list, please. :p

[Tomates]

aye, do me

[Simba]

all the girls be on the phone like "where are you JCeezy???"

[karmakiller]

JC didn't know what he was getting himself into when he made this topic.

[brooklyneast05]

DIANA:

• rebecca
• thomas
• kc
• dee
• sandy

well, mr. compatibility knew you were wanting to be compatible with some black guys. i don't blame you, those are the best kinda guys. so mr. compatibility brings you kc first. practically every time i go in cbc you are always trying to get kc to send you nudes. you think mr. compatibility didn't pick up on that? give me more credit than that diana. "10:53:30 PM Diana Von Tease: I would like to see an actual body shot of KC." mhmmm is on to you always tryin to check kc out. unfortunately kc isn't right for you, wish i could tell you different, but no such luck today. kc

next up we have sandy. mr. compatibility knows that you have a little crush on her and are constantly seeking her approval. mr. compatibility knows you are attracted to the "worthless artsy" type and like myself, sandy falls into that category too. unfortunately this match is not in the stars it seems. i feel that to pursue sandy will only leave you despising us worthless art people even more. sandy

mr. compatibility can't leave out thomas. mr. compatibility noticed the bond you had with him. you two got along. however, while looking deeper into the nature of this compatibility it dawned on me that even though being able to tolerate thomas is a huge accomplishment on your part, it doesn't mean that you're meant to be together on cb forever. so, "unfortunately", this is a dead end for this possible match. thomas

when rebecca's name came up as a possible compatibility match, i said to myself "AH HA!". two comic book loving women would go great together. you seem to be more infatuated with super heros than real people. so rebecca and her wonder woman status seemed perfect. well, upon further investigation of this possibility, i'm sorry to say that mr. compatibility has decided otherwise. based on her posts, i feel rebecca desires someone a little more computer geek savvy. through out my stay here on cb, you're computer has blown up at least 7 times, so i don't feel you can fulfill these needs. rebecca

last but not least, we're left with dee. mr. compatibility feels dee is the perfect balance to your eccentric ways. dee can bring you a good time, while also bringing a level headed side too. she also has cooking abilities, and doesn't appear to be planning to go into the "worthless" career paths. a once flaming hot romance with kevin has cooled down and dee is back on the market it seems. mr. compatibility also thinks this might be a two in one deal, and dee might be bringing reidar along. since your mexican, i know how much you love discounts and bargain prices. congrats, is happy for you.

DIANA & DEE SITTING IN A CB TREE

[hypnotique]

well, mr. compatibility knew you were wanting to be compatible with some black guys. i don't blame you, those are the best kinda guys. so mr. compatibility brings you kc first. practically every time i go in cbc you are always trying to get kc to send you nudes. you think mr. compatibility didn't pick up on that? give me more credit than that diana. "10:53:30 PM Diana Von Tease: I would like to see an actual body shot of KC." mhmmm is on to you always tryin to check kc out. unfortunately kc isn't right for you, wish i could tell you different, but no such luck today. kc

You busted me.

next up we have sandy. mr. compatibility knows that you have a little crush on her and are constantly seeking her approval. mr. compatibility knows you are attracted to the "worthless artsy" type and like myself, sandy falls into that category too. unfortunately this match is not in the stars it seems. i feel that to pursue sandy will only leave you despising us worthless art people even more. sandy

Dude you are never gonna let that go are you? hahaha

mr. compatibility can't leave out thomas. mr. compatibility noticed the bond you had with him. you two got along. however, while looking deeper into the nature of this compatibility it dawned on me that even though being able to tolerate thomas is a huge accomplishment on your part, it doesn't mean that you're meant to be together on cb forever. so, "unfortunately", this is a dead end for this possible match. thomas

when rebecca's name came up as a possible compatibility match, i said to myself "AH HA!". two comic book loving women would go great together. you seem to be more infatuated with super heros than real people. so rebecca and her wonder woman status seemed perfect. well, upon further investigation of this possibility, i'm sorry to say that mr. compatibility has decided otherwise. based on her posts, i feel rebecca desires someone a little more computer geek savvy. through out my stay here on cb, you're computer has blown up at least 7 times, so i don't feel you can fulfill these needs. rebecca

Hey the last 2 times were the fault of my brother!

last but not least, we're left with dee. mr. compatibility feels dee is the perfect balance to your eccentric ways. dee can bring you a good time, while also bringing a level headed side too. she also has cooking abilities, and doesn't appear to be planning to go into the "worthless" career paths. a once flaming hot romance with kevin has cooled down and dee is back on the market it seems. mr. compatibility also thinks this might be a two in one deal, and dee might be bringing reidar along. since your mexican, i know how much you love discounts and bargain prices. congrats, is happy for you.

DIANA & DEE SITTING IN A CB TREE

yay
Hell yeah i love them discounts.

[brooklyneast05]

Dude you are never gonna let that go are you? hahaha

[superstitious]

when rebecca's name came up as a possible compatibility match, i said to myself "AH HA!". two comic book loving women would go great together. you seem to be more infatuated with super heros than real people. so rebecca and her wonder woman status seemed perfect. well, upon further investigation of this possibility, i'm sorry to say that mr. compatibility has decided otherwise. based on her posts, i feel rebecca desires someone a little more computer geek savvy. through out my stay here on cb, you're computer has blown up at least 7 times, so i don't feel you can fulfill these needs. rebecca

LOL Never imagined my name coming up in this thread.

Diana and Dee's couple name could be Deeana.

Also, lol@"rebecca and her wonder woman status"

[karmakiller]

last but not least, we're left with dee. mr. compatibility feels dee is the perfect balance to your eccentric ways. dee can bring you a good time, while also bringing a level headed side too. she also has cooking abilities, and doesn't appear to be planning to go into the "worthless" career paths. a once flaming hot romance with kevin has cooled down and dee is back on the market it seems. mr. compatibility also thinks this might be a two in one deal, and dee might be bringing reidar along. since your mexican, i know how much you love discounts and bargain prices. congrats, is happy for you.

DIANA & DEE SITTING IN A CB TREE

Hey Diana

[hypnotique]

Hey Diana

helllooooooooooo

[Simba]

get a MOTEL 8 yall

[sixfive]

juna there's an apostrophe in between the y and all in y'all

[Simba]

juna there's an apostrophe in between the y and all in y'all

f*ck I'VE BEEN DOIN IT WRONG THE WHOLE TIME???

[brooklyneast05]

VICTORIA

• javonn
• brandon
• sandy
• kevin
• steph

ok mr.compatibility is back. i had some trouble with this because the answer was so sickeningly obvious, but on with the show 's.

first up, mr.compatibility ran across kevin's name. i have witnesses his sly comments to you here and there that you dismiss with laughter. mr.compatibility can't help but wonder if this "joking" is just for show and there is a deep repressed romance brewing in the horizon. after some thought, mr.compatibility has decided that even if this was the case, kevin's player ways would create a short lived relationship. kevin

next up is javonn. you two won best co-ed couple in the superlative. there's many posts eluding to many drunk texts between you guys. what could be better than two friends getting together? i'll tell you what could be better, someone you're actually compatible with. that's what's up javonn

sandy. mr.compatibility can't say why sandy came up as a compatible match. it's just how the world works. what mr.compatibility can say though, is that he doesn't agree with this match. forget sandy. sandy

now we have steph. no one can fail to notice you guys prominence in the members photo's thread. this leads mr.compatibility to believe that you have some compatibility. mr.compatibility can see late nights staying up together looking at pictures of yourselves together. a match made i heaven? NO, wrong. mr.compatibility doesn't agree. steph is too busy being buried under piles of homework to dedicate her time to you right now. steph


that only leaves us with you know who. mr.compatibility feared that if he were to encourage you stray away from mr. saunders that there might be consequences for a . luckily this compatibility fell in my favor anyway. i have been predicting this match forever. if you need further verification that i saw this coming, let's dig into the logs.

march 21st:

8:36:00 PM VlCTORlAANN: I got my hairs cut today
8:36:07 PM zio: o yeaaaaa let me see?
8:36:11 PM Jc: for mr saunders

clearly mr.compatibility was looking into the future of your love life when he made this statement. brandon is perfect for you. who else could do such a good job at playing house with you in anonymous shoutouts and message to anyone threads? no one. you guys are cheesy. you guys make mr.compatibility sick with your lovey dovey talk all over the place. however, i can't imagine you conversing this way with any other male on cb, so over all mr.compatibility determines that brandon wins.

VICTORIA AND BRANDON SITTING IN A CB TREE


















just kidding homies. there's nothing mr.compatibility loves more than seeing happy couples express their love via silly "anonymous" threads. keep enjoying each other

[hypnotique]

get a MOTEL 8 yall

LOL eff that noise we are rocking it at the Hilton.

[brooklyneast05]

hope you guys know mr.compatibility charges

[sixfive]

i pay in flied lice

[brooklyneast05]

mr.compatibility doesn't eat food

[sixfive]

how bout xtina's mongorian beef

[brooklyneast05]

sold

[fameONE]

BOSSSSSS

[batman]

^ lol, doesn't matter bc it was SO OBVIOUS.

[Blyat]

Oi, i want to try this :D

[Tung]

[brooklyneast05]

i know i know homie. i'm stuck on steven. i'm having a hard time figuring out who he could possible be compatible with. but i'm working on it. we'll get to you soon enough.

[sixfive]

as long as it aint no gay shit like jcp or people i obviously dislike with one of those "oh they appear to dislike eachother but its a front for liking eachother"

[brooklyneast05]

it's going to be pretty hard for you then...you don't act like you like anyone.

[Tung]

steven and kevin imo

[rickysaurus]

put me down too! good luck finding someone, i'm new :P

[creole]

ricky, i don't think jc knows you enough to give you compatibility.

you just joined last month. :\

[brooklyneast05]

yeah that's what i was thinking, but considering the rate we're going at i might know ricky by the time we get to him



sorry guys i'll get with it soon, too many finales and basketball games

[Tung]

denver is going to get their asses handed to them by the lakers. i'm so amped, i don't know why the lakers should even play a game 6 versus the rockets.

[smash]

yeah that's what i was thinking, but considering the rate we're going at i might know ricky by the time we get to him
sorry guys i'll get with it soon, too many finales and basketball games

that's okay homie. genius takes time. don't let these little graders rush you. no offense to my younger peeps.

denver is going to get their asses handed to them by the lakers. i'm so amped, i don't know why the lakers should even play a game 6 versus the rockets.

get out of here with that sports talk. you're gonna distract him even more.

[Just_Dream]

how bout xtina's mongorian beef

wtf you can't offer a 's mongorian beef without permission.


But that's okay since it's for



Add me in this too! ;P I have a feeling you might just put me with Sandy, lol. Ignore the fact that I haz a bf.

[brooklyneast05]

STEVEN:

• sandy
• jc
• spencer
• robbi

ok well steven, mr. compatibility had a real hard time coming up with people for you. there really isn't that many people here who can handle your behavior problems, but nonetheless no one is loveless in mr. compatibility's eyes.

alright, first we have robbi. you like her, you love her, you want some more of her. i can tell this by your interaction with her. i know you want that , you and everyone else on cb. what does mr.compatibilty think about this? no way jose. robbi is taken by kc. kc is a thug, straight out of compton. i don't advise you mess with that 's woman.

this is kc :
and this is you whitey:
nuff said. robbi


secondly we have mr.compatibility's alter ego jc. you guys have a long history on cb. you were the first person to piss him the f*ck off in debate. he has a special place in his heart for you . you have been kind and welcoming to that even taking him in as your black friend so that cb wouldn't think you are racist. see example here:

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could jc be perfect for you? he's over six feet, likes basketball, helps you not look like a racist, likes politics, can read. unfortunately mr. compatibility is here to tell you that this match isn't in the stars. jc is too nice for you. your favorite entertainment is to pretend you're a jerk, constantly going out of your way to act like one. he will never understand this mentality. you guys createblog philosophies will always be in conflict. p.s. houston rockets suck. jc


but to move onto someone who's views fall more in line with your own as well as one of your fellow pseudo jerks, we come to spencer. just like you, spencer is another nice guy who chooses more times than not to be unnecessarily rude. mr. compatibility definitely senses some compatibility here. i often times see you guys teaming up, whenever you are slacking, spencer will run in and pick up where you left off, as noted here. what's wrong with spencer you say? two things, A) he's engaged, and B) he's white. your interracial preference is no secret here. spencer


so instead i bring you sandy. she's asian, so that makes you compatible. yeah, that's about the only reason. mr. compatibility can't picture you two in a romantic relationship together. sandy

OK BAD NEWS GUYS, NEW INFORMATION HAS AROSE FOR ME TO BASE MY DECISIONS ON, MR. COMPATIBILITY HAS DECIDED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE THAT STEVEN'S LOVE MATCH IS INCONCLUSIVE

glad everyone likes to leave me out of the loop so i look like a dumbass!

we'll be back to you steven

[hypnotique]

this is kc :
and this is you whitey:
nuff said. robbi

Lol

[shanaynay]

I'm tempted to see what you have for me, but I think I already know what it is, and steven's just going to come in here twollin.

[smash]

OK BAD NEWS GUYS, NEW INFORMATION HAS AROSE FOR ME TO BASE MY DECISIONS ON

what information?????

[Tung]

hehe i'm next.

[creole]

i can imagine all the guys and girls on tung's list

[LittleMissSunshi...]

lollll tung is all excited and beenly, i'm pretty sure you'll be on that list.. holllaaaa ;D

[Tomates]

i wanna know who im compatible with

[sixfive]

bump

[brooklyneast05]

damn you. i'm gonna do this soon for real though.

[Mikeplyts]

A reliable source that could help a out.

[gojira]

wtf i even updated gossip fo u.

f*ck santa :(

[brooklyneast05]

alright you're right. this weekend i will update this for sure.