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 Jul 8 2004, 04:43 PM
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 Retired Member  Group: Member Posts: 879 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,843  |
It's been a rocky week for the Stock Market. Here's a summary: Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Ticonderoga Pencils lost a few points. Though Elevators rose, escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading. Light switches were off. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. The market for raisins dried up. Pampers remained unchanged. Caterpillar stock inched up a bit. Sun peaked at midday. Birds Eye Peas Split. Stanley Tools filed for Chapter 11 and Scott Tissues touched a new bottom.
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Jul 9 2004, 11:33 AM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
lol.. clever.
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Jul 14 2004, 08:55 PM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
oh my god. unique. lol
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Jul 14 2004, 11:34 PM
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 pixel hybrid Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
 Very clever & unique!
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Jul 14 2004, 11:36 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,795 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,421 |
Haha, that was awesome! I love all the double entendres in there
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Jul 14 2004, 11:38 PM
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 DefJam Gangsta Inc Group: Member Posts: 914 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,652 |
QUOTE(LatinaLady96 @ Jul 15 2004, 9:55 AM) oh my god. unique. lol Greetings!! ditto!! CHEERS CB!! |
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Jul 15 2004, 04:18 PM
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 hi-diddily-ho neighbor Group: Member Posts: 107 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 457 |
haha..really cute. i liked it.
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Jul 16 2004, 02:47 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 103 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 31,102 |
that's pretty cool!
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