where you've been, where you're going Options

[batman]

In the years you've been alive, what was your favorite age to have lived?
In the years you have yet to live, what is the age you are looking forward to the most?

[fameONE]

In the years you've been alive, what was your favorite age to have lived?
In the years you have yet to live, what is the age you are looking forward to the most?

I miss being 18 and I'm looking forward to 25.

[karmakiller]

I miss when I was in, like, second grade, because I was young enough that the world was still my playground but not young enough to be fully dependent on my mother (except for money and food and shelter, y'know).

I'm looking forward to being 22, when hopefully I'll be on my career path and have a sure thing going for me. Right now, I don't have a sure thing.

[batman]

I loved being 18. Senior year of HS was probably the most fun I've had in HS and first semester freshman year of college is... truthfully probably also the most fun I've had in college. Once I turned 19, everything hit the shithole.

I'm looking forward to 35. By then, I'll be done with all my medical requirements and most likely a practicing surgeon. I'll probably (hopefully) be married and content.

[DoubleJ]

I miss 13, because I believe that that was when my life started phase 1 of falling apart. I am looking forward to 25 as well, because I want to see what progress I have made from now to then.

[Joanne]

I miss being in elementary school. There was less judging, less drama, less stress... and everybody pretty much got along.

I don't know what I'm looking forward to.... 19? Good concerts and clubbing and bars, HERE I COME.

[illriginal]

I miss being 16-18. My highschool years... man were they great. Now that I'm 25... I don't want to get any older. This is the perfect age so far =\

[brooklyneast05]

i still don't get how joanne and gigi are only 18 so strange.

[hi-C]

I loved my 21st year.

Looking forward to being 55, mainly because of menopause. I hate periods.

[Gigi]

^ My mom is menopausin' (for real this time) and I must say it, she's been quite a little bitch. =_=

Hm. I think I'm enjoying my time right now, probably more so than any other time.

I would say that I'm looking forward to turning 19 and beyond that, enjoying the early twenties. Hopefully I can have some freedom by then.

[manny-the-dino]

I miss being 14-16. Those years were the best. High school was so much fun.

I'm looking forward to being 22 or so, so I can see where I am career wise. To see what I'm doing and how I got there, etc.

[Gigi]

i still don't get how joanne and gigi are only 18 so strange.

Haha, I dunno why everyone is so taken aback by this.

[Tramatize]

im lookin forward to the age of 21, i can just imagine, that is if that shit about 2012 passes.
My favorite age..anything before 10.
But i've been like in the whitest trailor trash town you'll find in ohio haha

I thought this post was going to be something about that Kottonmouth Kings song

[hypnotique]

^ My mom is menopausin' (for real this time) and I must say it, she's been quite a little bitch. =_=

Hm. I think I'm enjoying my time right now, probably more so than any other time.

I would say that I'm looking forward to turning 19 and beyond that, enjoying the early twenties. Hopefully I can have some freedom by then.

wait what the heck im older then you?!?!?!?!!?!

Dude I thought you were like in your later 20's hahaha

[synatribe]

I'm content with right now, I look forward to 18 - driving, legal adults, so many more options :]

[fameONE]

Haha, I dunno why everyone is so taken aback by this.

Because you both are more mature than many other active members on this forum.

Plus, Gigi is purdy. Not, "oh, she's kinda cute, but I'll get at her in a few years," purdy, but more like, "I saw this girl at a nice lounge the other day that I should have talked to," purdy.

[PurpleDaze112]

I miss being 4 and 5. At that age I was too little to know about how harsh and difficult life is, but big enough to really savor being alive. As for the future, I'm looking forward to 19. I'll really be living my life by then, totally in control of what I do, and finally out of the midwest.

[illriginal]

Plus, Gigi is purdy. Not, "oh, she's kinda cute, but I'll get at her in a few years," purdy, but more like, "I saw this girl at a nice lounge the other day that I should have talked to," purdy.

Alright, so.. I'm gonna have to apologize to JC for callin him a White Knight, because this post is just straight empirical White Knighting.

[manny-the-dino]

^You mean Brandon, right?

[Joanne]

He called JC a White Knight in some other thread a little while ago, and is saying that Brandon's a bigger White Knight than JC.

[illriginal]

He called JC a White Knight in some other thread a little while ago, and is saying that Brandon's a bigger White Knight than JC.

This ^

[brooklyneast05]

you still never explained to me how i was a white knight for not wanting my girlfriend to obey me like a dog. now brandon is a white knight for calling someone pretty. i don't understand this white knight term at all.

[ley]

i loved being 19
college, moving out..everything was so new

im looking forward to 23 and only because i like that #

[illriginal]

you still never explained to me how i was a white knight for not wanting my girlfriend to obey me like a dog. now brandon is a white knight for calling someone pretty. i don't understand this white knight term at all.

Lets just call it, "brownie points".

[sixfive]

A White, southern gangsta, wannabe; a "Whigger". Compare "Black Knight."

[hypnotique]

you still never explained to me how i was a white knight for not wanting my girlfriend to obey me like a dog. now brandon is a white knight for calling someone pretty. i don't understand this white knight term at all.

White knighting from what i know of are men who are your textbook perfect boyfriends who always say the right thing and are super charming.


Then there the internet version of a "white knight"

White Knighting refers to the misguided online defense of attention whores, "DeviantART", or douchebags, all under the pretense of supposed compassion. In other words, White Knighting is to troll a troll, but most often unwittingly. The phenomenon is a typified by feigning moral high ground, a manner of "rooting for the underdog", only with a sickeningly lame undertone of conscience-cleansing martyrdom. The White Knight hopes that his or her supposed sympathy and resulting impetuous defense will give them a leg up over their heartless peers, as if the individual they're sticking up for will then imbue them with an air of sainthood. In the end, all White Knighting usually does it to merge the fail of the White Knight's target with White Knight themselves, creating an even bigger clusterf*ck of retardedness. A White Knight may also be referred to as a halo-grubber, but doing so will make you look like an idiot.

The infamous "chris crocker-leave britney alone" video is white knighting.

Also theres this
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Int...hite_Knight.jpg

[brooklyneast05]

i'm super charming and a perfect boyfriend cause i don't treat my girl like a dog lol. sounds good to me then.

[misoshiru]

i'm super charming and a perfect boyfriend cause i don't treat my girl like a dog lol. sounds good to me then.

i like that.


i want to be 19 again. because telling people that i'm 20 depresses the hell out of me. but i do look forward to turning 21, because i'm perfectly legal in the UK to drink, but when i return to the states, i'll be illegal again.

[Tomates]

I miss being 13. I had fun hanging around my old friends and going to parties and stuff. I am looking forward to being 18 though so I can get sleeves and piercings like I want.

curious...what grade are you in and how old are you?

[illriginal]

White knighting from what i know of are men who are your textbook perfect boyfriends who always say the right thing and are super charming.


Then there the internet version of a "white knight"


The infamous "chris crocker-leave britney alone" video is white knighting.

Also theres this
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Int...hite_Knight.jpg

lol that's not what a white knight is.

and that's a funny example chris crocker white knighting over brittney even though that's not really a white knight since... well he's gay and wouldn't benefit from brittney ever liking him in a "relationship" kinda way.

[sixfive]

i'm super charming and a perfect boyfriend cause i don't treat my girl like a dog lol. sounds good to me then.

i figured that definition was a compliment. perhaps the one i posted up top, the not so pleasant one, was what he was insinuating?

[gojira]

is dis it?

Internet White Knight

Someone who stands up for girls on the internet they barely know, hopefully so they can engage in sexually intercourse with them. Usually males. They are douches who can't get none in real life

via




Here is where we run into problems. While any sane person understands the value of a good e-thrashing and the positive effects it can have on an impressionable young female, there are others who feel the Internet should be a kinder, gentler place. While I hate to make cliché generalizations about Internet users, this is likely because the closest they've ever come to sexual contact with a female was when they discovered lipstick worked well as hand decoration and lubricant. These, kind readers, are Internet White Knights.

To the Internet White Knight nothing is more enticing than the thought of a distressed female. If they remove the cause of the distress, they reason, they can then engage in sexual intercourse with the female in question. It doesn't matter if one party is in New York and the other is in California: The Internet White Knight firmly believes he could trip, fall 3,000 horizontal miles, and land dick-first in a pile of chubby Internet pussy.

The Internet White Knight's inability to touch women and penchant for spending hours a day defending them online are eternally intertwined, much like the Yin and the Yang. "The last word" is an alien phrase to a white knight. He will argue until he is out of breath – not from talking, mind you, but from typing so furiously the Cheeto dust on his keyboard dislodges and aggravates his asthma – to defend the virtue of his fair Internet maiden. No argument goes unchecked. No criticism goes unscrutinized. If the web is his steed the white knight's sword is his penis, and every pissing match, no matter how small, is as important as a presidential election, the Super Bowl, and World War III combined.

To accomplish his goal a White Knight will engage his enemy in a war of attrition and vernacular. No matter how ugly, no matter how goddamn horribly dogged a female may be, she still has a vagina. This is all the encouragement a white knight needs. After he has murdered logic and buried it deep within the folds under his lady's stubbled armpit, he will employ his stunning use of vocabulary to win the battle. They are designed not only to make his opponent look like an idiot, but to score brownie (or in this case, tuna) points with the woman he defends. If you ever find yourself wrapped up in a fierce war of words with an Internet White Knight, please find the nearest shotgun and pray to christ your big toe is flexible enough to operate a trigger. If that fails to work for whatever reason, feel free to consult this list of common terms:

"Nice eyes": On the off chance there's still a female or two reading this article, I'd like to note that if you ever post your picture on the Internet and someone compliments your "nice eyes" you're better off displaying them through holes in a paper bag. A full-body paper bag. Preferably a full-body paper bag that creates the illusion of a shape that isn't "sphere". Internet White Knights are incredibly adept at finding positive things about repulsive people, and if all they can find to compliment are your eyes chances are even he wants to take an ice pick to his.

"Curvy": Fat. Internet White Knights fail to discount "curves" that bend outwards. Be careful, though: If she has scoliosis he may be talking about the curvature of her spine. If she's cocking her head (or the upper half of her torso) in her photos, you may want to concede this point. If you poke her in the back she should turn around and slap you, not fall down and have a seizure.

"Soft features:" The girl is like a memory foam mattress covered in coins, crumbs, toy cars, and other things she picked up laying on the couch. Ricki Lake's face is more angular than hers. With some practice she may be able to fend off attackers by catching their fists in her pliable flesh, much like the T-1000 in "Terminator 2". The average monster truck would get hung up if it ran over her.

"Has a great sense of humor:" Apparently God does, too.

"Very Friendly": Often said in the same tone as embarrassed dog owners hosting a dinner party. Has to convince you she is worth your time instead of the other way around. This is not a good sign. Likely works a receptionist/secretary job. Has survived three stabbings by disgruntled employees. Goes out of her way to explain ensuing scars are not from C-sections.

"Open minded": Will do anal. Will likely cheat on you with a black man. Possibly a black woman, depending on how "open minded" she is. The woman will be horribly ugly so don't get your hopes up. Had so many penises inside her at once her vagina resembled an overstuffed quiver with a butterfly tattooed on it. Now it looks like a canned ham someone dropped off a building and stomped with a pair of cleats for good measure.

While that list may sound horribly misogynist in and of itself, it's only fair to point out that these are the types of female an Internet White Knight will defend. It doesn't matter what is wrong with the girl, he will argue for her virtue until his face is as blue as his sodium-swollen ankles. This is because the Internet White Knight's sense of morality is almost as skewed as his sense of indignity. To them, seeing a guy ripping on a girl, no matter how haggard she is, is like watching an ogre stomp a defenseless baby. A baby he could potentially defend and claim as his own. Even Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons drew a shitstorm for this excellent article, from people who honestly believed the girl in question was "beautiful in her own way". I guarantee you half of her would-be guardians fought for her because her face strongly resembled a second vagina.

If you've noticed a lot of anger towards the SA Forums in this update it's because a small number of forum members (known as "Goons") are big idiots. Ha! Just kidding. All goons are idiots. The minority I'm talking about are idiots with no standards. This is a huge distinction. The average goon may post a thread saying "If this reaches 1,000 posts I'll solder my genitals to a pewter statue of Jesus", but he wouldn't put that same solder-scarred package anywhere near the kind of a girl an Internet White Knight would defend.

via

[illriginal]

is dis it?

Internet White Knight

Someone who stands up for girls on the internet they barely know, hopefully so they can engage in sexually intercourse with them. Usually males. They are douches who can't get none in real life

via




Here is where we run into problems. While any sane person understands the value of a good e-thrashing and the positive effects it can have on an impressionable young female, there are others who feel the Internet should be a kinder, gentler place. While I hate to make cliché generalizations about Internet users, this is likely because the closest they've ever come to sexual contact with a female was when they discovered lipstick worked well as hand decoration and lubricant. These, kind readers, are Internet White Knights.

To the Internet White Knight nothing is more enticing than the thought of a distressed female. If they remove the cause of the distress, they reason, they can then engage in sexual intercourse with the female in question. It doesn't matter if one party is in New York and the other is in California: The Internet White Knight firmly believes he could trip, fall 3,000 horizontal miles, and land dick-first in a pile of chubby Internet pussy.

The Internet White Knight's inability to touch women and penchant for spending hours a day defending them online are eternally intertwined, much like the Yin and the Yang. "The last word" is an alien phrase to a white knight. He will argue until he is out of breath – not from talking, mind you, but from typing so furiously the Cheeto dust on his keyboard dislodges and aggravates his asthma – to defend the virtue of his fair Internet maiden. No argument goes unchecked. No criticism goes unscrutinized. If the web is his steed the white knight's sword is his penis, and every pissing match, no matter how small, is as important as a presidential election, the Super Bowl, and World War III combined.

To accomplish his goal a White Knight will engage his enemy in a war of attrition and vernacular. No matter how ugly, no matter how goddamn horribly dogged a female may be, she still has a vagina. This is all the encouragement a white knight needs. After he has murdered logic and buried it deep within the folds under his lady's stubbled armpit, he will employ his stunning use of vocabulary to win the battle. They are designed not only to make his opponent look like an idiot, but to score brownie (or in this case, tuna) points with the woman he defends. If you ever find yourself wrapped up in a fierce war of words with an Internet White Knight, please find the nearest shotgun and pray to christ your big toe is flexible enough to operate a trigger. If that fails to work for whatever reason, feel free to consult this list of common terms:

"Nice eyes": On the off chance there's still a female or two reading this article, I'd like to note that if you ever post your picture on the Internet and someone compliments your "nice eyes" you're better off displaying them through holes in a paper bag. A full-body paper bag. Preferably a full-body paper bag that creates the illusion of a shape that isn't "sphere". Internet White Knights are incredibly adept at finding positive things about repulsive people, and if all they can find to compliment are your eyes chances are even he wants to take an ice pick to his.

"Curvy": Fat. Internet White Knights fail to discount "curves" that bend outwards. Be careful, though: If she has scoliosis he may be talking about the curvature of her spine. If she's cocking her head (or the upper half of her torso) in her photos, you may want to concede this point. If you poke her in the back she should turn around and slap you, not fall down and have a seizure.

"Soft features:" The girl is like a memory foam mattress covered in coins, crumbs, toy cars, and other things she picked up laying on the couch. Ricki Lake's face is more angular than hers. With some practice she may be able to fend off attackers by catching their fists in her pliable flesh, much like the T-1000 in "Terminator 2". The average monster truck would get hung up if it ran over her.

"Has a great sense of humor:" Apparently God does, too.

"Very Friendly": Often said in the same tone as embarrassed dog owners hosting a dinner party. Has to convince you she is worth your time instead of the other way around. This is not a good sign. Likely works a receptionist/secretary job. Has survived three stabbings by disgruntled employees. Goes out of her way to explain ensuing scars are not from C-sections.

"Open minded": Will do anal. Will likely cheat on you with a black man. Possibly a black woman, depending on how "open minded" she is. The woman will be horribly ugly so don't get your hopes up. Had so many penises inside her at once her vagina resembled an overstuffed quiver with a butterfly tattooed on it. Now it looks like a canned ham someone dropped off a building and stomped with a pair of cleats for good measure.

While that list may sound horribly misogynist in and of itself, it's only fair to point out that these are the types of female an Internet White Knight will defend. It doesn't matter what is wrong with the girl, he will argue for her virtue until his face is as blue as his sodium-swollen ankles. This is because the Internet White Knight's sense of morality is almost as skewed as his sense of indignity. To them, seeing a guy ripping on a girl, no matter how haggard she is, is like watching an ogre stomp a defenseless baby. A baby he could potentially defend and claim as his own. Even Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons drew a shitstorm for this excellent article, from people who honestly believed the girl in question was "beautiful in her own way". I guarantee you half of her would-be guardians fought for her because her face strongly resembled a second vagina.

If you've noticed a lot of anger towards the SA Forums in this update it's because a small number of forum members (known as "Goons") are big idiots. Ha! Just kidding. All goons are idiots. The minority I'm talking about are idiots with no standards. This is a huge distinction. The average goon may post a thread saying "If this reaches 1,000 posts I'll solder my genitals to a pewter statue of Jesus", but he wouldn't put that same solder-scarred package anywhere near the kind of a girl an Internet White Knight would defend.

via

ROFLMAO

[heyo-captain-jac...]

Good job quoting a massive wall of text that I already read.

[karmakiller]

ROFLMAO

Uhhhhhhh... do you know anything at all about Brandon? I highly, highly doubt that he is complimenting someone online because he can't any.

[illriginal]

Uhhhhhhh... do you know anything at all about Brandon? I highly, highly doubt that he is complimenting someone online because he can't any.

[saintsaens]

lol that's not what a white knight is.

and that's a funny example chris crocker white knighting over brittney even though that's not really a white knight since... well he's gay and wouldn't benefit from brittney ever liking him in a "relationship" kinda way.

I'm sure Chris Crocker was trolling.

[illriginal]

I'm sure Chris Crocker was trolling.

Ya probably attention whoring

[hi-C]

Of course he was attention whoring. It's a well-known fact that he didn't mean it.

[smash]

i miss being 15. it was such a awesomely fun, happy, social year for me. i was surrounded by friends, there was no drama, family was all healthy and what not. my youngest sister was born that year, a week after my birthday. we bonded very early on.

i'm looking forward to being 25. don't ask my why, 'cause i really don't know. that number just seems good to me. year 22 has started out pretty well. i'm hoping it will stay this way.

[AyeVickaye]

I miss being 15-16, memories in highschool, meeting new people & etc

Im looking forward to my twenties, new experiences and out in the real world, being independent

[iExquisite]

compared to everyone in this forum.. i am so young
i haven't lived...long.. like you guys

[KobeBryant]

Life is good. A summer ago, I was in Beijing, winning the Gold metal, it was so exciting, and this year, winning Finals MVP and another ring, pretty soon its gonna fill my entire hand. But I'm not done there. I will soon trade myself to the clippers and win another 3 there.

[kryogenix]

^ I actually lol'd at that shit, why do the mods have to be buzzkills.

Who is that, KC? Kevin? Tung?