fml! no stfu -_- Options

[batman]

FML is starting to piss me off.

"i tripped on a step! fml!"

"i overslept! fml!"

"i stubbed my toe! fml!"


it's not that bad. get over it.

[Maccabee]

seriously.

[hypnotique]

Its cause that site got too mainstream where any 12 year old jackass can go on there now and be like "MoM AnD DaD GrOuNDedEdEdEDed mEEh FoR sMoKIN' A SigGgErReTte, Fmuhlyke rite?"

[DoubleJ]

I love how fad's catch on overnight and then people get tired of them very quickly.

[Joanne]

I KNOW EH. I complained about this a while ago on Twitter... seriously, FML got so old so fast. Failblog > FML, imo.

[illriginal]

wtf is fml?

[DoubleJ]

f*ck My Life

[Maccabee]

f*** my life
http://www.fmylife.com/
edit
you beat me to it...

[illriginal]

wow. Maybe I should vote for internet censorship.

[Simba]

Everyone I know knows about that site now, so I stopped going to it because I knew stuff like that would happen. How stupid.

yea :(

[Mikeplyts]

Everyone I know knows about that site now, so I stopped going to it because I knew stuff like that would happen. How stupid.

same here. " \

[LittleMissSunshi...]

i agree, alllll my friends know about it now and i'm like .... -____-.

[rnicron]

i went on cb

fml

[superstitious]

I never even knew this existed.

I usually just stick to the lols and wtfs. I wtf a lot.

[illriginal]

I never even knew this existed.

I usually just stick to the lols and wtfs. I wtf a lot.

lol...

[tokyo-rose]

I've been thinking the same thing. Most of the things people use "FML" for wouldn't be fmylife-worthy.

[Tomates]

but one thing, if i may add, why does everyone get worked up when everyone else knows about it? So what? probably good publicity for the sites owner wouldn't you agree?
Though i do agree that it gets annoying when people say how they stubbed their toe or shit and now its the end of the world.
Though still so what everyone knows? sometimes i wish people knew the things i knew so they wouldn't call me weird



anyways im going back to eating half and M&M and figuring out why some taste like Peanut butter

[Joanne]

Though still so what everyone knows? sometimes i wish people knew the things i knew so they wouldn't call me weird

I totally agree with this. People shouldn't dislike things just because they're suddenly popular/mainstream/cool/well-known. Dislike it because you actually don't like it, geez.

Anyway, I still find some entries on fmylife funny... it's just that the phrase is so overused now that it's not even remotely entertaining anymore.

[brooklyneast05]

i always thought it was like 97% made up stories

[hypnotique]

but one thing, if i may add, why does everyone get worked up when everyone else knows about it? So what? probably good publicity for the sites owner wouldn't you agree?
Though i do agree that it gets annoying when people say how they stubbed their toe or shit and now its the end of the world.
Though still so what everyone knows? sometimes i wish people knew the things i knew so they wouldn't call me weird
anyways im going back to eating half and M&M and figuring out why some taste like Peanut butter

Because the site becomes dumbass ridden.

Myspace is a good example of fail as back in the day :

• Used to be a great place for bands and just talking to people..no one got molested because we used our heads to know that someone who is extremely hot hitting up a little 16 year old girl is probably some fat f*ck who lives with his mom still.

• We didn't have to have captcha or use fan signs to verify accounts to get some sort of assistance from myspace.

• We also didn't have some idiot spamming the f*ck out of our bulletins with whore codes and over 9000 surveys.

• We also didnt have over 90000000000000 either really fat/skinny/ugly scene girls eating up bandwidth and adding any person with a dick in sight just to have more friends then their other friends.

• And we didn't have to deal with seeing the millions of "self proclaimed internet models"

• PC4PC PC4PC PLZ

• In schools there was no need to have "internet safety classes" so some fat ass cop could sit there and tell not to post your f*cking address, last name, SSN ect..

• No one killed themselves over hate myspace's and "cyberbulling" was a unheard of crime and/or laughable.

• People still fought in person. rather then duke it out in blogs, bulletins ,messages..

• No one was dumb enough to video tape fights and put them on youtube.

• The "myspace angle" and "fat girl angle" were unheard of internet diseases.

• No one was dumb enough to put up pictures of underage drinking and pot smoking/ other drug use..

• 12 year old girls still wore clothes

• LOL @ of putting a profile on private

• People didnt lose friends over eachothers top friends

Shit i can go on..
The point is when a site goes mainstream its great for them, but its terrible for the OG's of a site because it will turn into shit

[hypnotique]

Omg I love you Diana, haha.

hehe :lub:

Took me an hour to figure out how to perfectly align that :p

[synatribe]

FML is just becoming another word for the internet dictionary. I never found it to bother me, but I do wish sometimes that some sites or trends or bands didnt go mainstream, however Im just wishing for the inevitable :]

[Tomates]

Because the site becomes dumbass ridden.

Myspace is a good example of fail as back in the day :

• Used to be a great place for bands and just talking to people..no one got molested because we used our heads to know that someone who is extremely hot hitting up a little 16 year old girl is probably some fat f*ck who lives with his mom still.

• We didn't have to have captcha or use fan signs to verify accounts to get some sort of assistance from myspace.

• We also didn't have some idiot spamming the f*ck out of our bulletins with whore codes and over 9000 surveys.

• We also didnt have over 90000000000000 either really fat/skinny/ugly scene girls eating up bandwidth and adding any person with a dick in sight just to have more friends then their other friends.

• And we didn't have to deal with seeing the millions of "self proclaimed internet models"

• PC4PC PC4PC PLZ

• In schools there was no need to have "internet safety classes" so some fat ass cop could sit there and tell not to post your f*cking address, last name, SSN ect..

• No one killed themselves over hate myspace's and "cyberbulling" was a unheard of crime and/or laughable.

• People still fought in person. rather then duke it out in blogs, bulletins ,messages..

• No one was dumb enough to video tape fights and put them on youtube.

• The "myspace angle" and "fat girl angle" were unheard of internet diseases.

• No one was dumb enough to put up pictures of underage drinking and pot smoking/ other drug use..

• 12 year old girls still wore clothes

• LOL @ of putting a profile on private

• People didnt lose friends over eachothers top friends

Shit i can go on..
The point is when a site goes mainstream its great for them, but its terrible for the OG's of a site because it will turn into shit

I actually agree with a lot of that...

I hate it now that people whore their self just for the adds.

[synatribe]

I actually agree with a lot of that...

I hate it now that people whore their self just for the adds.

seriously, and those people who post survey bulletins every 2 minutes about their life.
they need a life

[shanaynay]

back to bash.org...

[Joanne]

The difference between fmylife and MySpace, though, is that fmylife isn't even a networking site to begin with. I mean, I totally agree with what you said about MySpace, but I don't see how that really connects to fmylife.

[livwho]

I don't like moderating, but some of them are really good. It gets old, though. Thankfully very few of my friends know about it, so I'm not bothered too much.

[LittleMissSunshi...]

back to bash.org...

what the heck is that? nvm, i dont' want to know.. lol i dont' want it to become popular.

[sixfive]

i always thought it was like 97% made up stories

[*paperplane*]

This has been bugging me for weeks, but they're not even letting up. The site was funny for the couple of weeks I knew about it before everyone else. See, this is a prime example of why I am like I am, in terms of pretentiousness and whatnot.

[Gigi]

Well, if you hate FML, you'd better start loving this before other people find it:

http://flml.org/

[Gigi]

Some of my faves:

I’ve never read or seen Twilight. FLML.

I’m the only Mac user in my group of friends as every one else uses Windows. Everytime their laptop crashes, I secretly laugh. FLML!

I am an Asian FLML

[batman]

^ niiiice.

I didn't get raped on my way home tonight! FLML.

[superstitious]

I never even knew this existed.

I usually just stick to the lols and wtfs. I wtf a lot.

You know, in re-reading this, that could easily be read as "I want to f*ck a lot."

[fameONE]

You know, in re-reading this, that could easily be read as "I want to f*ck a lot."

Go tit.

[hypnotique]

Go tit.

Beat me to it.

[superstitious]

The first time was an accident, I swear.

[Joanne]

Well, if you hate FML, you'd better start loving this before other people find it:

http://flml.org/

LOL

My boobs itch. I think they’re growing. FLML!!!!

[batman]

FML fails because 100% of the posts are people complaining about their lives, of which 95% percent is probably exaggerated or made up and then you get the comments which are 30% "aw that sucks" and then 70% other people complaining about how the FML is either fake, stupid, or "you totally deserve that."

So yeah, FML sucks in general.

[sixfive]

FML fails because 100% of the posts are people complaining about their lives, of which 95% percent is probably exaggerated or made up and then you get the comments which are 30% "aw that sucks" and then 70% other people complaining about how the FML is either fake, stupid, or "you totally deserve that."

So yeah, FML sucks in general.

Congratulations, when you're saying "f*ck my life" I thought you were supposed to be talking about SOMEONE ELSE'S LIVES! Welcome to the internet.

[batman]

you sort of suck at reading comprehension.

[sixfive]

care to enlighten me? pretty prease? i mean, i thought the point of a f*ck my life website was to talk about, well, how their lives sucked. tbh im perplexed. confused. i don't know what to say. halp plx.

[batman]

1) Point of my original post was that FML is nothing but bitches complaining in general.

2) I was hurt for maybe 2 seconds by your original post until I remembered what a shallow jerk you were and stopped caring.

[sixfive]

not going to lie, that's me ^_~, but i did feel bad [/caring]









not ;)

[ley]

If your f*cking your life because u stubbed ur toe
then i agree u have issues
and f*ck your life

[AileenWitIt]

I ran into this webpage, and I actually laughed at people's shortcomings. Particularly, this one..

"Today, I found what I assumed was my laptop, though my mother has the same one. As I opened it, I was greeted by a video of my father waving. He wasn't using his hands. FML"

Ha ha. So my question is, what's your FML?

[Maccabee]

Theres already a thread like this.

[emberfly]

we have a thread for this already.

I like this one:

Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML

[*Janette*]

Why is this in intros? lol

[Mickey]

Topic moved to The Lounge.

[tokyo-rose]

I ran into this webpage, and I actually laughed at people's shortcomings. Particularly, this one..

"Today, I found what I assumed was my laptop, though my mother has the same one. As I opened it, I was greeted by a video of my father waving. He wasn't using his hands. FML"

Ha ha. So my question is, what's your FML?

Topics merged.

[Simba]

My ex made out with a brazilian girl in front of me tonight. I don't know if this is win or lose.

[libertie]

http://mylifeisaverage.com

It makes me feel better about being awkward.

[drinksmokefuck]

I got a boner in class. No one noticed. MLIA

[heyo-captain-jac...]

Failblog > FML

They both suck massive cock. I'm talking like elephant sized cock. And not an elephant's cock either, I'm talking a cock the size of an entire elephant.

[emberfly]

this one is so full of win


Today at work, I correctly answered a question about the boiling point of water. My boss congratulated me and asked if I was going into sciences. I didn't tell him I'd learned it from the Magic School Bus. MLIA.

love that show :D

Today, I was texting in an area that didn't have much signal. My friend told me that if I raised my hand the message would send. I held up the hand that wasn't holding my phone. The message immediately sent. I haven't been this excited in weeks. MLIA


Today, I saw Bruno. During one of the many gay sex scenes, an old lady sitting behind me said, "Ohhhh thats how they do it!". It was the funniest moment of the whole movie. MLIA.

[none345678]

They both suck massive cock. I'm talking like elephant sized cock. And not an elephant's cock either, I'm talking a cock the size of an entire elephant.

It's true.

Every time I see someone say fail, I get that much more suicidal.