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 Jul 4 2004, 03:45 PM
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 hi, my name is brianna! =]  Group: Official Member Posts: 5,764 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,114  |
Why DID the chicken cross the road? Ask these guys!
GEORGE W. BUSH We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. AL GORE I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people. COLIN POWELL Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. HANZ BLIX We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road. MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq ambassador) The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken. SADDAM HUSSEIN This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. RALPH NADER The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV. PAT BUCHANAN To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. RUSH LIMBAUGH I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross. MARTHA STEWART No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. JERRY FALWELL Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what they call it-the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the "other side." DR. SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told! ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain. Alone. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. BARBARA WALTERS Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road. JOHN LENNON Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace. ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX It was a historical inevitability. VOLTAIRE I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it. RONALD REAGAN What chicken? CAPTAIN KIRK To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. FOX MULDER You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it? SIGMUND FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken anyway? Could you define the word "chicken," please? COLONEL SANDERS I missed one? |
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Jul 4 2004, 03:47 PM
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Brie Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 10,172 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,548 |
Lmao.
Funny! 
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Jul 4 2004, 03:50 PM
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Haha, funny stuff.
Bush is such a dolt. 
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Jul 4 2004, 04:03 PM
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haha ive read that b4
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Jul 4 2004, 04:38 PM
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haha that's pretty funny. i liked the george bush one.
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Jul 4 2004, 04:41 PM
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 pain is good Group: Member Posts: 812 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,846 |
OMG thats sooo funnt......especially Einstein......LMAO
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Jul 4 2004, 08:52 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
lmao
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Jul 27 2004, 08:36 PM
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 tag! you're it! ;D Group: Member Posts: 555 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,572 |
lmao
i`ve read this before but it`s still funny .
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Jul 27 2004, 09:03 PM
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 Soft drinks are my high Group: Member Posts: 157 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,149 |
lol-funni
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Jul 27 2004, 09:07 PM
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 JeSsIcA rAyE Group: Member Posts: 782 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,977 |
haha, soooo much humor today. I need to laugh today
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Jul 28 2004, 10:05 AM
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QUOTE(sweetxsimplicity @ Jul 4 2004, 1:45 PM) DR. SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told! ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain. Alone. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. BARBARA WALTERS Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road. JOHN LENNON Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace. ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. BILL GATES I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? COLONEL SANDERS I missed one? HAHA THESE ARE THE FUNNIEST ONESS! |
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Jul 30 2004, 10:10 AM
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 TheQuietThingsNoOneEverKnows Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,721 |
FUNNY!!!
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Jul 30 2004, 12:03 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
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Jul 30 2004, 12:35 PM
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 s a r a h r o s e <3 Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,944 |
lol all this ova a dead chiken that prolly died crossing the road
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Jul 30 2004, 06:30 PM
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 Aww! ^___^ Group: Member Posts: 184 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,645 |
Hahaha, that's funny.
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Jul 30 2004, 09:14 PM
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 pixel hybrid Group: Member Posts: 6,410 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,081 |
ERNEST HEMINGWAY's rules!
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Jul 30 2004, 10:04 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
haha...tats kool
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Jul 30 2004, 10:27 PM
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 3,565, you n00bs ain't got nothin' on me. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,761 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,565 |
Clinton one was funny.
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Jul 31 2004, 04:37 AM
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 WWMD?! - i am from the age of BM 2 Group: Member Posts: 5,308 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,848 |
Hahahahahahahhaha.
That's hilarious.
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Jul 31 2004, 04:38 AM
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 We are the cure. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,936 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,456 |
.. Because i said so!
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Aug 8 2004, 05:20 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
LMAO, those were funny!
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Aug 8 2004, 06:30 PM
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 advanced newbie... S2 Group: Member Posts: 3,504 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 752 |
LMFAO!! i love the bill clinton one
HAHAHAH!! good one
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Aug 8 2004, 06:38 PM
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LOL! I've read that like a million times, but each time it always brings a smile to my face. :)
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Aug 8 2004, 07:10 PM
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HAHA these are funny...esp:
BILL CLINTON : I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken anyway? Could you define the word "chicken," please? & GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here |
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Aug 8 2004, 07:10 PM
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LMAO COLONEL SANDERS SO DAMN HILARIOUS
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Aug 8 2004, 07:18 PM
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QUOTE GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. haha. t3h funnay.- Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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Aug 8 2004, 07:19 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol thats funni
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Aug 9 2004, 12:51 AM
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 when mary jane isn't around. Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,525 |
HOORAY FOR WWW.BORED.COM!! HAHAHA
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Aug 9 2004, 04:54 AM
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QUOTE(sweetxsimplicity @ Jul 4 2004, 3:45 PM) BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken anyway? Could you define the word "chicken," please? Lol. I thought the Bill Clinton one was funny..
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Aug 10 2004, 10:52 AM
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 ~*NEON*~ Group: Member Posts: 195 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 30,264 |
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!
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Aug 11 2004, 01:47 AM
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lol i've read it for the 100th time and its STILL funni
lol the einstein and seuss one is best |
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Aug 11 2004, 01:54 AM
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Hahahaha that's very clever.. I like it
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Aug 11 2004, 05:17 AM
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 the yellow duck massacre . Group: Member Posts: 169 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,799 |
ROFL .
funny stuff . |
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