Pickup Lines Options

[NismoYo]

I fine dese ones quite good...

"My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast."

"What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!"

"There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?"

"Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest."

"Do you work for Cingular, Cause you're raisen my bar!"

"A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck."

"I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream."

"If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you."

how you spit your game fellas?..

[brooklyneast05]

you really say that stuff?

[Tung]

Come over and give me a blow job.

[NismoYo]

you really say that stuff?

=] no....I just find dem quite funny..

[brooklyneast05]

oh ok.

i don't spit game.

[NismoYo]

Come over and give me a blow job.

tell dem who boss yo

[illriginal]

LOL @ Spittin game / using lines. Damn man... where's the originality, I thought males figured it out by now that females laugh at pick up lines

[hypnotique]

Ew

Diana no like pickup lines.

[Tung]

Ew

Diana no like pickup lines.

Diana, did it hurt?
When you fell from heaven?

[hypnotique]

I didnt come from heaven honey.

The good kinky shit like me comes from hell.

[illriginal]

I didnt come from heaven honey.

The good kinky shit like me comes from hell.

Well can you go back and ask satan if he can free some "hot" females next time, please?

[vintage-toile]

my ebst friend works on the phones at a local pizza place, and i was down one time.
so we were talking about chat up lines and he went "hey, do you want to be the base under my meat feast?"
i love him so much i swear.
but i wouldnt use it to pick anyone up..maybe to make them laugh.

[hypnotique]

Well can you go back and ask satan if he can free some "hot" females next time, please?

I cant just ask satan things like that,Theres a long waiting list and I mean hes a busy man.

But you can try asking yourself? but of course you have to sell your soul to him and stick a pineapple up your bum for him to even look at you.

[illriginal]

I cant just ask satan things like that,Theres a long waiting list and I mean hes a busy man.

But you can try asking yourself? but of course you have to sell your soul to him and stick a pineapple up your bum for him to even look at you.

=\ I've only studied satanism... not practiced it
But why would I have to stick a pineapple up my bum?

[Tung]

Because it'll make your ass sweet.

[hypnotique]

=\ I've only studied satanism... not practiced it
But why would I have to stick a pineapple up my bum?

Because it'll make your ass sweet.

There you go.

Also because of the Adolf Hitler act of 1944 its standard procedure to pineapples up peoples bums upon entering hell.

For more accurate information try watching "Little nicky"

[illriginal]

Because it'll make your ass sweet.

[NismoYo]

fruity ass

[vintage-toile]

^^ breast implants?

[aaayotiffany]

my friend, sean, comes to me every week with a new pick-up line. its kind of funny because most of them are really corny. lol.

for example:
"do you have a band-aid? i just scraped my knees falling for you."

[illriginal]

fruity ass

This kid should be warned by now. Look at his signature.

[NismoYo]

^^ breast implants?

jealous?

[illriginal]

jealous?

There's nothin great about that girl other than a pretty face and big tits... which I could (as well as many other men) care less about.

What's quite terrifying is how her stomach folds... that catches my attention a lot easier than her tits

[Tung]

There's nothin great about that girl other than a pretty face and big tits... which I could (as well as many other men) care less about.

What's quite terrifying is how her stomach folds... that catches my attention a lot easier than her tits

Lol. She might have a little lovehandles there, but tell me you wouldn't bang her haha.

[NismoYo]

Lol. She might have a little lovehandles there, but tell me you wouldn't bang her haha.

he knows he would love to do them breast strokes on her

[NismoYo]

There's nothin great about that girl other than a pretty face and big tits... which I could (as well as many other men) care less about.

What's quite terrifying is how her stomach folds... that catches my attention a lot easier than her tits

her stomach folds is a good thing, more cushion for the pushing my brotha..no wonder why it attract your attention more..

[illriginal]

he knows he would love to do them breast strokes on her

Now THAT girl in your signature is HOT.

her stomach folds is a good thing, more cushion for the pushing my brotha..no wonder why it attract your attention more..

Actually only suspension (or cushion) I like is booty. Bubble booty? Yes please!

[misoshiru]

Ew

Diana no like pickup lines.

me either

[NismoYo]

Now THAT girl in your signature is HOT.
Actually only suspension (or cushion) I like is booty. Bubble booty? Yes please!

that booty meat..

[LoveToMySilas]

^ She's hawt.

Did you just fart, because you blew me away.

[vintage-toile]

jealous?

definitely not, trust me

and on topic, to add, if a guy used any of these pick up lines on me he wouldn't be going anywhere but in a conversation with my freinds about how weird the situation was.
it'd have to be one heck of a chat up line.

[datass]

hmmm
i dont know
but one of the first things i ever said to my current bf was "what does cum feel like?"

[vintage-toile]

eh!? why did you ask that?
and what was his answer? out of intrest

[NismoYo]

hmmm
i dont know
but one of the first things i ever said to my current bf was "what does cum feel like?"

hahaha...

[AimeeLynn]

"If you were a kiss, you would be a storm"

[illriginal]

"If you were a kiss, you would be a storm"

I don't get it

Hurricane tongue?..

[Sprague]

I don't like pick up lines. If a guy ever used one on me, I'd just bust up laughing and walk away.

[AimeeLynn]

I don't get it

Hurricane tongue?..

I didn't get it either...Someone told me that and I really didn't get it so I wanted to know if someone did. haha

[rnicron]

I would be too embarrassed at the state of a pick up line for a girl. Those things are ridiculously stupid.

[illriginal]

that booty meat..

Damn right.. if they don't have suspension... lol I'm gonna tear and break somethin

[NismoYo]

"You turn my software into hardware!"

[AimeeLynn]

^rofl hahaaahahaha

[vintage-toile]

"You turn my software into hardware!"

haha! thats the best one i've heard.

[The-Pickup-Line-...]

Here's 22 of my favorite pickup lines. Enjoy.
1.)"Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?"
2.)"I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!"
3.)"Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"
4.)"Nice legs, what time do they open?"
5.)"I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me the harder I get!"
6.)"My socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down?"
7.)"You know what would look good on you? Me!"
8.)"If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
9.)"That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too!"
10.)"You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you."
11.)"Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!"
12.)"Do you sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?"
13.)"If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
14.)"Is that a ladder in your pants... or the stairway to heaven?"
15.)"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants."
16.)"Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true."
17.)"Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!"
18.)"Hey! Let's play lion tamer...you get down on all fours and I'll stick my head in your mouth!"
19.)"Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street."
20.)"Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a taste?"
21.)"I'd like to read your shirt in braille."
22.)"Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me."

[Comptine]

Nerdy One: You turn my software into hardware.

=)

Or the numerous penis ones:

What has teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Want to Austrialian kiss? It's a French kiss, only Down Under.
Why don't you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

As lame as they are, I think I might actually give a guy a chance if he used a sweeter, non-sexual one. What about you? Have lame pickup lines actually worked for you before? Has anyone actually had the shamelessness to use one on you?

[Maccabee]

I dont think people ever use them. Unless your really confident in how attractive you are. haha. But if you do use them someone might realize that and just think your proud.

Do you have a raisin? How about a date?

haha

I liked the australian one.

[Comptine]

I have a really cute one for a guy that totes will work.

Guy: digs in pocket and holds fist out Can you hold this for me?
Girl: Okay. holds hand out
Guy: grabs girl's hand

[Maccabee]

Thats not really a pick up line. Ive used it before:)

[ley]

I dont think people ever use them. Unless your really confident in how attractive you are. haha. But if you do use them someone might realize that and just think your proud.

Do you have a raisin? How about a date?

haha

I liked the australian one.

well lucky u!
i get the cheeziest stupidest pick up lines
about 95% of the time i mean
its one of those if i had a nickle for everytime i heard
that


i think my fav was...

a guy took his hand out of his pocket did like a gun thing with his fingers
and pointed them at me and said..
take it off or shake it loose?
haha yeah it was halarious..we were together for like a year lol

[shoryuken]

http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=200516

[illriginal]

lawl... pick up lines still exist? Good God humans are pathetically primitive.

[hypnotique]

I just saw this one online: "What HAVEN'T you been told tonight?"

that took me a while to get

[creole]

Let me suck your straw, I love dem tapioca balls.

[BamBamBoogie]

I think that cheesy pick-up lines actually help sometimes
but u have to be confident in order to pull it off
most girls will think you're joking when u say it, so they may think you're kinda funny
but then on the other hand, it may cause you to look very stupid if she doesn't have that sort of sense of humor or she's super mature/bitchy

[creole]

Lol, guys will liek pickup jokes.

[BamBamBoogie]

Lol, guys will liek pickup jokes.

As long as the girl is cute, and a nice smile, I'd like almost anything she says

[shanaynay]

Beenly IDK if your sig should make me disturbed... or make me laugh uncontrollably, but it's doing both.

[creole]

Beenly IDK if your sig should make me disturbed... or make me laugh uncontrollably, but it's doing both.

Never really thought about that.






MUWAHAHHA.
New Pick Up Line - Did you fart, because you're blowing me away?

[shoryuken]

As long as the girl is cute, and a nice smile, I'd like almost anything she says

aint u gay..

[janerz14]

niiceee legs?

--thanks =]

what time do they open?


hahahaha x]

[fameONE]

"Thank you in advance."
"For what?"
"For giving me your number."

[staardust]

honestly though, if you said any of those things
i'd just stare.
like. really. stand. and stare.

[fameONE]

honestly though, if you said any of those things
i'd just stare.
like. really. stand. and stare.

Pick up lines are hilarious. I thoroughly enjoy watching people use them, no matter what the outcome.

[Burenduhhx]

Haha nice, but girls do laugh at pick up lines.
Guys always be telling me pick up lines, I just laugh.
Find another way to get a girl (:

oh btw I do know a few.
Do you got a library card? cos I'm checking you out.
Do you believe in love at first or should I walk by again.
Did you just fart, cos you blew me away.
You must be tired, cos you been running around my mind all day.
Do you have a map, cos I get lost in your eyes everytime.

[AyeVickaye]

^ haha, I got that one before too.

-"Are you a parking ticket? cos you got FINE written all over you"
-"Damn Im so glad I brought my library card today because I jst checked you out"

[lionesskitty]

that took me a while to get

That made me LOL.

Im a girl who had been dating girls for about the last 12 years. I met this guy online & we were just friends until my last girlfriend dumped me out of the blue. One day he said: "You need to come over to the dark side."

I didnt get it until he explained that he meant start dating men...actually he meant himself.

[fameONE]

That made me LOL.

Im a girl who had been dating girls for about the last 12 years. I met this guy online & we were just friends until my last girlfriend dumped me out of the blue. One day he said: "You need to come over to the dark side."

I didnt get it until he explained that he meant start dating men...actually he meant himself.

Was he black?

[ley]

Pick up lines are hilarious. I thoroughly enjoy watching people use them, no matter what the outcome.

I agree, pickup lines seem to amuse me.

[forthesakeof]

lol, i don't know how far you can go using lines like that.

[LittleMissSunshi...]

lol i love outer space pick up lines always makes me laugh.

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Are you wearing space pants? Cause your ass is outta this world!

[gojira]

where is kc?

"your face is nice, did you get plastic surgery?" -KC

[Maccabee]

where is kc?

"your face is nice, did you get plastic surgery?" -KC

I said that to your mom and then she stood up and turned around.

[gojira]

don't be angwee azns dun wantchu

[smash]

"Thank you in advance."
"For what?"
"For giving me your number."

honestly though, if you said any of those things
i'd just stare.
like. really. stand. and stare.

i would crack up laughing and walk away. honestly, what would a guy really expect after he says something like that? unless a guy was almost certain he was gonna get somewhere, pick-up lines are only good for laughs.

[creole]

Are you a magnet, because I'm attracted to you.
LAMEEEEE

[ley]

Are you a magnet, because I'm attracted to you.
LAMEEEEE

[SuckDickNSaveLiv...]

Excuse me, but what's the breast way to your heart? <333333333333

[swan]

"Our love is like dividing by zero; it's undefinable."

"I don't have my library card, but do you mind if I check you out?"

[Maccabee]

"nice shoes. Wanna have sex?"

[Jennifer]

^ Haha, I have a friend whose sister is getting married to the guy that introduced himself with "nice shirt, wanna f***?"

[Maccabee]

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in.

[Joanne]

"I will be monitoring your frequencies."

f*ck yeah.

[sixfive]

ay gurl u look skinny i approve

[Uronacid]

"You look hotter than an i7 without a cooling fan."
"I would like to place my NIC in your expansion slot."

[ley]

I love every bone in your body...Especially mine.

[fameONE]

You wanna do somethin' strange for a lil' piece of change, lil' mama?!

[iExquisite]

you really say that stuff?

i know! who uses pick up lines nowadays

[drinksmokefuck]

I love every bone in your body...Especially mine.

thank you nick cannon

[creole]

You're so hot, when I look at you I get a tan.

[Maccabee]

*guy walks up to girl*
And I jizz in my pants.
*stare*

[datass]

*guy walks up to girl*
And I jizz in my pants.
*stare*

no wonder you arent getting any girls

[Maccabee]

haha?

[Maccabee]

do you work at subway?
cause you just gave me a foot long.

[CruelDemeanor]

Hey there sugar,
Can I be you CANDYMAN? (sound like something off of supafly)

I know..I know, I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out, sweetcheeks.


Hey there, do you like peanut butter and jelly? Because I'm peanut butter and your jelly and we can make a gooooood sammick! but if you like we can have a side of milk. mannnn!!!!

Did you fart? Because you blew me away.

Hey was that an earthquake, because you just shook my world, baby...Woot!

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

[Tomates]

Theres something wrong with my phone. It doesnt have your number

Did you get a ticket? Becuase you have fine written all over you.

[heyo-captain-jac...]

"You look hotter than an i7 without a cooling fan."
"I would like to place my NIC in your expansion slot."

i7s run pretty cool, actually. 965BE without a cooling fan would be better.

[creole]

I lost my number, can I have yours?

[datass]

i'll let you stand next to me if you don't complain about the heat

[Mikeplyts]

"Is your name Summer?"
"No, why?"
"'Cause you're hot."



O_o

[creole]

"Is your name Summer?"
"No, why?"
"'Cause you're hot."
O_o

"Is your name Winter?"
"No, why?"
"'Cause you look like a cold heartless biotch."
^_^