holy hell my professor is awesome Options

[sixfive]

international politics prof, butttt

"I will try to make class fun for you, I will tell jokes and sometimes will rap for you. When I was younger I didn't want to be a professor, I wanted to be the first asian rapper, I called myself double a. I'm almost always on campus, I like trying to hide from my wife and kids"


coolest thing a prof of yours has done, go

[Gryffindor-Girl]

Wow I wish I had or will have a professor like that!!!

[Joanne]

Oh man, he sounds pretty awesome

Hmm, I can't think of any exceptionally cool profs at the moment, but I have had this really weird substitute teacher in high school named Mr. Dibble. He would always introduce himself as "Big D, little I, little B, little B, little L, little E" and just randomly burst into song/rap while the class is working or taking a test. And he always reminded me of Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys.

[moorepocket]

I wanna take his class now

[hypnotique]

my Medical ethics professor will openly share his confusion/disgust as to why medical ethics is even a subject that needs to be taught

"Medical Ethics is basically the study of how not to rape, fondle and disrespect the patient no matter how stupid they are,attractive they are or how bored you are. we also are supposed to help you all be sensitive but then again why the hell are you in the medical field if you want to be sensitive be a massage therapist"

"See back when i first started this gig,you all only had to take 2 hours of workplace sensitivity training and 60 hours of medical ethics. but you can thank the bitches for nurses they have at nursing homes that went insane and basically decided to kill anyone that kept "bothering them" thats one of the many reasons why we make you be here for 2000 hours now..so when you are about to pull the plug on the old man who keeps paging you for prune juice you will hear my voice go "Relax, Don do it!"

[goth-nina]

haha that's cute. double a.

[karmakiller]

My math teacher would always tell us stories of his weekend, because he would get drunk every weekend. He would just stop in the middle of what he as doing and go "tequila!" He's from Puerto Rico.

[absinthe]

my human sexuality professor is f*cking hilarious. ;)

i think the entire class has succeeded in memorizing all her husband's sexual preferences, and tendencies in the most hilarious ways.

[fire]

Ahh my Ethics lecturer

"And by that theory of if it doesnt hurt anyone its fine, I can kill as many kittens as I want in my sound proof garage as I want"

And seeing semen as potential humans she'd pretended to ejaculate all over herself, then proceed to cry over all the lost lives.

[Blyat]

my Medical ethics professor will openly share his confusion/disgust as to why medical ethics is even a subject that needs to be taught

"Medical Ethics is basically the study of how not to rape, fondle and disrespect the patient no matter how stupid they are,attractive they are or how bored you are. we also are supposed to help you all be sensitive but then again why the hell are you in the medical field if you want to be sensitive be a massage therapist"

"See back when i first started this gig,you all only had to take 2 hours of workplace sensitivity training and 60 hours of medical ethics. but you can thank the bitches for nurses they have at nursing homes that went insane and basically decided to kill anyone that kept "bothering them" thats one of the many reasons why we make you be here for 2000 hours now..so when you are about to pull the plug on the old man who keeps paging you for prune juice you will hear my voice go "Relax, Don do it!"

lol wow i think if i hada teacher like that, i would enjoy that class and actually concentrate :T

[ForgiveTheSinner]

Everyone hates my eco teacher but I think he's pretty cool so far.

Very sarcastic and in the middle of lectures talks about some Domino stories ('cause he also works at Domino's) or about supermodels he dated...

[Joanne]

Oh, my social psychology professor is pretty awesome. He always goes off-topic and rants about random stuff like funding for our university and how we should not plagiarise because it's wrong (as opposed to because we'd get punished for it).

Today he talked for the longest time about the concept of "disgust and contamination" and taught us how to keep things we want to ourselves. For example, if you made a pitcher of apple juice and you share the refrigerator with others, put a (clean) piece of toilet paper inside and nobody will touch it because it's gross. Do the same thing with a pizza and a piece of hair, etc. He seriously went on for half an hour with his ideas... it was pretty awesome.

[shanaynay]

My teacher showed us this. I swear he's a secret /b/tard.

[MidlifeKrysis]

My professor skateboarded into class wearing a backwards hat and sunglasses while eating a slice of pizza and giving everyone in the room high fives

[Comptine]

Lol.

My organic chemistry professor is hilarious. He's very flamboyant. Anyway, favorite joke:

After showing some structures of pheromones: Does anyone know how to make a "pheromone"?

Class: Stares blankly.

Professor: You take away his pyramid... get it? Pharaoh-moan?

Class: Shakes heads in shame

Professor: Well.. anyway. Those who are with me next semester, I'll teach you how to make a whore-moan.

[DoubleJ]

come to class and do the work and no matter how much you suck I will give you an a

[dopelilflipboi]

i don't have professors =(

[*paperplane*]

My professors haven't been that interesting. I do have a couple videos of one of my high school teachers dancing, which are pretty wonderful...but they're hosted on my cbstaff account akhdrkghdskfjhklfj

[LoveToMySilas]

Haha, that's cute. It sure beats all those old gray haired monotone professors. And he's asian, too. What an amusing bonus.

[hypnotique]

My professor skateboarded into class wearing a backwards hat and sunglasses while eating a slice of pizza and giving everyone in the room high fives

LOL thats f*cking 80's