ways to annoy your roommate Options

[batman]

hit me with them.

i've had enough.

despite dealing with her sudden gilmore girl marathons during my study times, in which she refuses to put in headphones,... i just had a volume war with her.

i was studying w/ debussy on, then suddenly, i hear f*cking "PREVIOUSLY ON GILMORE GIRLS" and i turn around to see her watching gilmore girls on her computer. she turns the volume up OVER my classical music. because my earphones dont work anymore, i decide to turn my music up, hoping she'd get the message.

no such luck, she turns her volume up over my music again.

she's doing this on purpose, that evil bitch.

usually, i'd be like "whatever" but this is FINALS week. there is SHIT TO BE DONE.

so, tonight when i go to the library to study bc she likes to sleep at midnight, i'm gonna set my cell phone alarm for every half an hour after 2am and hide it somewhere in my room.

other ideas?

my friend dan told me i should get this: http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/giftsunder10/8c52/

[gojira]

butter

olive oil

[batman]

hahahaha shit i'd totally do that.

but i'd probably forget and fall down, too

[Tomates]

flush the toilet every time she is in the shower?

[gojira]

this one is actually cute lol

[*paperplane*]

Make a mess of the microwave and don't clean it up. Annoys the shit out of me.

[Simba]

take a bunch of pics of dem





and then make an album on facebook

[ersatz]

oh my god i could go on and on
one semester with this shit and i never wanna have a roommate again

1. go to bed at 7 pm, wake up at midnight and turn all the lights on and start clicking around on the internet. this is when people sleep. go to the study lounge.
2. have sex with your boyfriend while i'm in the room.
2a. leave the condom on the floor for me to pick up.
3. make out and fool around with your boyfriend while my sister is visiting and is on the floor next to your bed.
4. kick me out 10+ times to have sex within one semester.
5. never ever ever ever let me have music on without headphones.
6. steal my boyfriend's beers out of our minifridge.
6a. be so completely overprotective of your food that you get mad when someone asks for a bite.
7. never clean.
8. leave your bike right in front of the closet so i kill myself going in there every day.
9. be, in general, boring and annoying.
10. have the RUDEST boyfriend ever and bring him over all the time at 11 o clock.

i could go on. but i'll withhold myself.

[ReggieM]

talk to yourself.
leave your clothes everywhere.
talk too much too her.

i'll share some more once it happens.

[queen]

buy speakers and a sub woofer. debussy w/ surround sound <3

[*paperplane*]

Someone else started almost this exact same thread on another board

-move her stuff out of the room when shes not there; change locks
-Play Do Ya Know? by Enrique Iglesias at top volume at 8:00AM.
-take all her stuff she hasnt packed, put it in a large trunk or something, lock the trunk with a large lock of some kind, give key to angry ex-boyfriend
-pick up her bed while she is sleeping on it and carry the bed to a strange location (bathroom?)
-Play Swagger Like Us on repeat in the early morning and be obnoxiously loud.
-laxatives would be a good idea. whatever the recommended dosage is, give her a little extra.
-Dead fish under her mattress.
-replace her shampoo with chocolate syrup
-24/7 nude pillow fights
-If she has a car, buy some raw shrimp and put them in her air filter. Put the air filter back in the car and leave it be. It'll seep into the car and it will only get worse and worse over a week or two until she takes the car in. They'll find what's left of some rotten shrimp in her air filter, she'll be pissed and out some money replacing an air filter, and you will get revenge.
-when she's sleeping, put henna on her face
-If she's got her own minifridge unplug it.
-Take her blow dryer and fill it with baby powder... next time she uses it shes getting a very nice suprise.
-Put a wax crayon in the back pocket of a pair of her jeans. When it goes through the dryer it'll melt and ruin everything in that load.

no idea why I bothered copying those; there were more ideas, but they mostly involved trying to get her naked on camera

[Simba]

dang everything on that list is mad twisted

[Comptine]

LOL. I could provide you with a ton of ways but I teach healthy communications so I'll work off there.

Just tell your roomie she's a selfish, rude person. Learn to compromise! Tell her you'd stop playing music in the room if she doesn't want to hear it as long as she stops blaring bad, ran on too long television shows.

[*cakedout*]

move in with debra

[*cakedout*]

-24/7 nude pillow fights

whoa

[gojira]

YOU WOULD

[*paperplane*]

whoa

Evidently the girl who started the other thread's roommate is afraid to see her naked.

[*cakedout*]

lol dang, was she fat? hairy? she was a man wasn't she

[hypnotique]

what the f*ck is so hard about putting head phones on?

Id plant drugs or CP on her...haha it will get her not only arrested and thrown out of your room but thrown out of school =]

take pictures of the arrest

exploit on the internet

PROFIT!!!111!!!11

Other then that i have nothing too evil to come up with..

[batman]

hehe.

i just realized... my last final is on tuesday and her last final is on wednesday!

after my final, when i see her trying to study, i'm gonna put buffy or dexter on blast.

[shanaynay]

Format her computer.

make it unrestoreable.

[libertie]

Do you have any stuff that technically belongs to you but you both use? Make it inaccessible to her. That would piss her off.

P.S. Which piece by Debussy?

[batman]

^ not just a single piece, I was going through all the Debussy I had, lol. Images, Estampes, Suite bergamasque, Preludes, Arabesques, etc.

And what a good idea. I'm gonna hide all my pots and pans.
AND I'M GONNA STEAL HER FOOD.

[misoshiru]

oh my god i could go on and on
one semester with this shit and i never wanna have a roommate again

1. go to bed at 7 pm, wake up at midnight and turn all the lights on and start clicking around on the internet. this is when people sleep. go to the study lounge.

My roommate used to do that, but worse. She would sleep all day. i.e. from 10 am or so till...9 pm. And then, she'd stay up all night. f*cking bitch.

[libertie]

^ not just a single piece, I was going through all the Debussy I had, lol. Images, Estampes, Suite bergamasque, Preludes, Arabesques, etc.

And what a good idea. I'm gonna hide all my pots and pans.
AND I'M GONNA STEAL HER FOOD.

DO IT AND TELL ME HOW IT GOES

One of my friends played a sax arrangement of Syrinx for his senior recital. I enjoyed it because it was a flute transcription so it was the only piece I was just really familiar with, haha.