The "Why Am I Awake?" Thread Options

[batman]

I'm not tired and I've put off chem for ... the entire weekend. Why are you awake?

[Joanne]

My sister is stressing out about a marketing competition she's participating in right now (she's in charge of designing her team's logo, and this whole week the other members have been saying they like it... and now, a couple hours before it's due, they tell her they don't WTF), and I'm trying to comfort her.

That, and course selection OMFG LOL

[Gigi]

Um, I am awake because I found out something AMAZING about my math prof. Like, amazing enough to have a new topic. brb while I make said topic.

[gojira]

backhurtseyestiredbutcantsleephelpme

[batman]

holy shiet, the sun just rose and i'm still awake.

i'm going to go to sleep now and try to get at least 2 hours in.

[*paperplane*]

Hah, this embodies every night of my life. Last night I was up until probably 2, even though I should have been really tired because the night before I stayed up till 7 or 8 am and then got 4 or 5 hours of poor sleep on someone's recliner. I don't know why I can't ever sleep.

[Harp]

Because I'm at school.

[luvnhate]

Even though i'm dying to get some shut eye...
i just ate though...so sleeping after you eat means you get extra fat.

and i can't afford more poundage. :/
haha.

[espressive]

I'm not tired and I've put off chem for ... the entire weekend. Why are you awake?

HAHA SAME. i actually did my week's worth of stats hw just so i wouldn't have to start chem xD

[libertie]

I'm at work but I was up pretty late last night so I'm about to leave early and go home to take a nap.

[Reidar]

i just ate though...so sleeping after you eat means you get extra fat.

and i can't afford more poundage. :/
haha.

Eating before you sleep wards off nocturnal post absorptive catabolism, which is when you oxidize muscle mass in your sleep, causing you to store more body fat the next time you eat.

[sixfive]

So eating say, a bit before you sleep, actually helps you lose weight or rather not gain?

[Reidar]

No. Muscle weighs more than fat, so by putting on extra adipose tissue and burning muscle, you'll still be losing weight. It just won't be fat weight.

That's the net amount. Technically, you do lose fat because you're catabolizing both fat and muscle, but then replacing the losses with fat when you eat.

[sixfive]

Hmm. So is eating before you go to sleep good/bad, assuming the next morning you eat a regular breakfast, go to class, and not work out?

[gojira]

lolwat am i reading it wrong? do you lose fat or not

[Reidar]

Hmm. So is eating before you go to sleep good/bad, assuming the next morning you eat a regular breakfast, go to class, and not work out?

It's less relevant if you're completely sedentary, because then you're on a maintenance phase and you're not really in risk of losing the muscle you have. The more you progress, the more easily you undergo proteolysis (muscle catabolism, or burning).

if you workout at any regular rate, you should eat low GI carbs and casein protein (found in dairy products) before you sleep.

lolwat am i reading it wrong? do you lose fat or not

It prevents the storage of excess fat.

[LoveToMySilas]

I am awake because I am hungry.

[*paperplane*]

Yeah...once again, dunno why I'm still up.

[Flaunted]

I have an Anthropology and Japanese exam and I have not started studying for neither due to reading New Moon.

ugh.

[Joanne]

I'm reading about love letters and how-to books for my Anthropology class.

[batman]

I have work in 34 minutes, but all I want to do is crash :(

[fagget]

Well, it's 7:30. Why AM I awake?

[Amaranthus]

Because I'm trying to watch SAW III n youtube.
Which they don't have.
In English.

[Tomates]

Because I'm trying to watch SAW III n youtube.
Which they don't have.
In English.

try watch-movies.net?

i still have to do homework despite that its almost 9

[Mikeplyts]

Because I'm at school.

lol. I'm awake because,well, let's say a bit too much candy and pepsi. :P

[Harp]

I'm awake, because my mom leaves for New York tomorrow, and she went to rest.
So I'm doing laundry for her.

[ForgiveTheSinner]

Because I should be studying for physics test, government test, english test, and chinese quiz.

yay for education.

[Blyat]

because it's only 1:30 and i \m trying to find a freakin password im suppose to do right now for my english 3 class =___=

[Tomates]

In enlgish sitting next to MissUchiha : D

[shanaynay]

hehe I went on cB during english, but didn't post. did you find out which computer was the one I logged on to?

[Mikeplyts]

well now I'm just watching a skateboard video. GO RODNEY MULLEN!

[Tomates]

hehe I went on cB during english, but didn't post. did you find out which computer was the one I logged on to?

nope i didnt. I was too busy being glum for the fact I will never hear steven make homo jokes to mike ;A;

[Amaranthus]

try watch-movies.net?

i still have to do homework despite that its almost 9

Oh Really>?
Thanks new best friend!

[Tomates]

Oh Really>?
Thanks new best friend!

Anytime new best friend!


As for me, im still awake to catch a show thats on around 1am for me.

[Gryffindor-Girl]

Wow I am still awake and it is 6:00 in the morning.

[Joanne]

Writing my English paper due Tuesday... I'm so close to being done BUT I'M STUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

[Detective]

Because I have too much work to do before I could go to bed.

[batman]

Paper that's technically not due until Thursday, meaning that I have no motivation at all, but I HAVE to get it done tonight because I have a badass bio exam on Thursday as well that I NEED to do well on.

[technicolour]

Because I don't want to go to bed only to have to wake up and go back to work. Again. Ew.

[ForgiveTheSinner]

Doing nothing productive.

[*paperplane*]

I turned off my laptop, decided to go to bed, got in bed, and turned back on my laptop. wtf is wrong with me.

[absinthe]

the lack of midterms has awakened the camera whore inside me. ;) ;0 ;D

[batman]

paper mostly done, time to sleep, yay!! ^.^
i just hope i don't get assaulted on the way back to my dorm.

[stephinika]

Ugh. Homeworkkkkkkk.

[Gigi]

Why am I awake?

BECAUSE MY RETARDED GROUP MEMBERS CAN'T WRITE A f*ckING BIBLIOGRAPHY.

BECAUSE BIBLIOGRAPHY =/= PROVIDING URLS TO WIKIPEDIA.

BECAUSE YOU SHOULD SEND ME YOUR SHIT REGARDLESS OF HOW SICK YOU ARE.

[xoxoxx]

studying for a test I should have started studying for an hour ago.

[Joanne]

Why am I awake?

BECAUSE MY RETARDED GROUP MEMBERS CAN'T WRITE A f*ckING BIBLIOGRAPHY.

BECAUSE BIBLIOGRAPHY =/= PROVIDING URLS TO WIKIPEDIA.

BECAUSE YOU SHOULD SEND ME YOUR SHIT REGARDLESS OF HOW SICK YOU ARE.

Was it the stinky bitch?

[ForgiveTheSinner]

Read 1984

[s1cktypeS]

i'm usually awake at this time.

i stay up wid my baby til he goes to sleep

[stephinika]

Because f*cking people don't do their group shit when they're supposed to. f*ck.

[gojira]

reading.garfield.cant.stop.

[babecakes]

cause someone called and wifi on iphone :(.

[Gigi]

Because no class tmr :)

[batman]

can't sleep.
lab tomorrow/later today.
only sober person in my suite right now :(

[iDecay]

I forgot to write an essay for my Alg. II teacher because I effed up my test.
I'm studying for WHAP because I can't risk getting a bad test grade in there.

[Desolation-Row]

Theres so much noise in the house thats why im awake

[heyo-captain-jac...]

I have no idea why I'm awake. I'm extremely tired, even though it's only 6:30.

[Stefanny]

Because I'm tired of sleeping.

[smash]

'cause it's 6:30pm.

[bat19]

I am awake to see the end of the sleeper. I am unified with a trinity of ascended knowledge. My dick is based on Norm MacDonald.

[*paperplane*]

Like I ever sleep at normal hours. But then, it's still 12 till midnight on a Friday; I shouldn't even be asleep.

[LittleMissSunshi...]

lol i can't sleeepp. but i want too xD

[*paperplane*]

I stayed up all night, but purposefully for once. Went to a literary society's all-night meeting from 7-7. So after my brief five hours of sleep, I am awake earlier than I was yesterday. Figures.

[Tomates]

Going to watch Superjail! at 12
and im waiting for my mom to flip out when she see's i'm still on.

Speak of the devil
3...2...1...

[batman]

man, wtf happened? i meant to spend all night studying and ... i got absolutely nothing done.

[illriginal]

I'm just now getting sleepy. Fawk.

[Joanne]

^x2 Same here... the Oscars killed me, and now I can't concentrate.

[*paperplane*]

f*cking Italian composition.

[heyo-captain-jac...]

I've been awake for Garry's Mod. I have it bound to FN2. I accidentally pressed it when I hit FN1, so Firefox and Gmod opened.

Now, off to bed.

[Gigi]

Business communications piece of crap executive summary and my astronomy lab.

I can see myself posting in this thread a lot this week. I've got two midterms + an in-class essay + online labs due!

fuuuuuuuuuuuck

[Tung]

i think im love sprung after what happened tonight. i can't sleep!!

[Joanne]

^ I think you're the only one who's awake because of something positive. gtfo

[Tomates]

its about 2:09 and i think im going to work on a ACT prep test that i had to bring home for the weekend. The practice test usually takes about 3 hours and i already have a lot to do tomorrow.

[Tung]

so i can see tung

[smash]

i'm addicted to this site. and waitin' on a message.

[Tung]

i'm addicted to tung. and waitin' for jc's message

[smash]

^ real cute. i can't be addicted to something i've never had. or should i say someone?

[Stefanny]

Because I'm too lazy to go to sleep.

[Mikeplyts]

No school tomorrow, or err..today.

[Eww]

waitingfor a stupid bio group partner to send me a file.

KADFIOFHDSUFSJKJSJKDSFJKSDAWIWIFDLDSFHSDAASKDJSKLF.

[smash]

'cause i slept in today so i'm not tired yet.

[King-James]

Waiting for the mods to sleep.

[mipadi]

'Cause I don't have a job, and the only thing I'm looking for tomorrow is going out to buy more Djarum Blacks.

[*paperplane*]

No classes tomorrow HELL YEAH

[JonHMChan]

'Cause sleep is for the weak.

[smash]

waiting to see the Housewives of OC reunion. i missed it because of work.

[batman]

american psycho :D

but i hear the snowplows already. no snow day i'm guessing

[smash]

not sleepy 'cause i slept in super late.







edit: more than 2 hours later and i'm still awake!!!! aaaaahhh! i need something to do.

[batman]

RUNNIN ON ADRENALINE

READY FOR MIDTERMS
BRING IT
ETC

[hypnotique]

because im talking to a hot guy.

whos not crippled.rich and selfish and is actually GOOD and art and music.

thank you jesus.

[stephinika]

Procrastination. Homework. Overthinking many, many things.


UGH.

[creole]

I'm awake to make more graphics. :D

[stephinika]

More procrastinating until the absolute last moment. Fack.

[Deospeon]

Why am I awake? Why are you awake?
Do You know Alan Wake? is HE Awake?
Or A.Wake?
www.alanwake.com

[smash]

after getting this tattoo i'm freakishly wired and tired at the same time. plus i need to 4 or more posts in case i decide to take this break.

[gojira]

cus i suck at life

[SuckDickNSaveLiv...]

after getting this tattoo i'm freakishly wired and tired at the same time. plus i need to 4 or more posts in case i decide to take this break.

So you got the real deal this time.

cus i suck at life

[SuckDickNSaveLiv...]

I'm downloading a 1 gig file. Please god, don't let this fail.

[Joanne]

I did one of those stupid FB notes earlier, so now I'm trying to catch up on copying my econ notes out...

[gojira]

I'm downloading a 1 gig file. Please god, don't let this fail.

what kinda porno? better not be some donkey show.

click to enlarge

thinkin about my future husband too much