GET A f**kING ROOM Options

[Gigi]

So I'm in the library right now, trying to study for this ridiculous subject called Organizational Behaviour, and there's a couple sitting on the same cushy chair together, f**king hugging and making cooing sounds, and kissing each other.

GET
A
f**kING
ROOM
OR
GET
THE
f**k
OUT

Holy shit is it distracting. And they're not even hot.

Have you ever been made uncomfortable by any PDA?

[stephinika]

Hahahaha, omg yes...in high school there was this couple who would ALWAYS be making out two lockers down from mine. SO irritating.

[heyo-captain-jac...]

Pix now or it didn't happen.


On topic: PDA isn't something that bothers me. It's annoying if I they're blocking shit up, but if I don't need to get through them, I don't care.

[Tomates]

Ive mentioned this before but im going to mention it again because i have to put up with it every day. My friend and her boyfriend always are touchey feely with each other, i have chemistry with them and they sit next to me so their always touching each other and laughing and this goes on for about the whole hour. Also on our band bus they make out a lot and when she is tired she lays down on his lap only her face is on his crotch area which is definately odd...I actually have a video of her doing that with her last boyfriend BUT her last boyfriend is a really good friend of mine so i wont show it for his sake.

[espressive]

ugh, gross. not a fan of pda. i can deal with hand-holding and cute kisses, but swallowing faces i could do without.

yeah, but it was at a party so i guess it was more legit? there was this couple 'dancing' to the music. they were making out and he pushed her against the wall, hiked her leg up and they pretty much had dry sex against the wall. okay i admit, i think the shove-against-a-wall thing is hot, but i wouldn't do that in front of everyone.

[Gigi]

Okay, now she's sleeping across his lap.

WHAT THE f**k. THERE IS AN EMPTY, CUSHY CHAIR NEXT TO YOU. MUST YOU REST YOUR HEAD ON YOUR BF'S BONY ASS?!

[Gigi]

She already gave me the stare of death, maybe she thinks I have the hots for her skinny ass boyfriend?

So taking a photo of them right now would not alleviate the situation.

[Reidar]

There was this couple walking really, really slowly in front of me in a narrow walkway at school, and this douchebag's hand snaked down to the girl's butt and started feeling it up, so I picked up my pace and stomped through them. The guy practically smashed into the wall, and the girl was all, "Oh my God! What's your problem?!" I shouted something at her in Russian.

I find holding hands to be disgusting, let alone anything beyond that.

[Melissa]

lol gigi.

that happened to me my junior year in hs. i was tempted to just walk up to them and observe. maybe take out a pen and take some notes, then when they turn around to see what i'm doing, i'll be like "oh, keep going! i like this, gotta learn somehow, right?"

[misoshiru]

lol. I've heard people having sex in the libs stacks before.

[Simba]

Every morning there's this couple that always sit right in front of me on the bus ride to school that get funky like yo granpop's first kicks. I'm just tryna catch up on sleep and I hear this ish right in front of me.

[Gigi]

That totally reminds me of that episode of Friends where Ross pretty much guards the section of the library where is book is so people don't have sex there, including Chandler and Monica.

Hey, if I can't see it or hear it...have sex in the library all you want. But I do not want to see you slobber over your boyfriend's pimply face.

Can you tell that I find this guy really ugly?

[tokyo-rose]

lol. I've heard people having sex in the libs stacks before.

Isn't Mount Holyoke an all-girls school? o_o;

[Gigi]

^ Girls can't have sex with each other?

[Simba]

dun dun dun

[*paperplane*]

There's this family using sign language right in front of me. For something that does not require sound, they are being awfully noisy. Oh, it looks like they're having a lesson or something? I have no idea, but there goes my quiet study environment (not that I've gotten more than a sentence written on my paper anyway).

I haven't seen any bad PDA in a while, actually.

[espressive]

oh! so i just remembered one of several pleasant experiences at the movie theater.

so there was this couple a row behind me & my friend at the movies. they were holding hands and doing the couply stuff. cute right? pretty soon, we hear swapping spit. we turn around to see her sitting on top of the guy, making out and all. ehh okay. we turn around a bit later to discover that the girl's gone! maybe she went to the bathroom? maybe the guy was a bad kisser or something right? NO, not the case, cause then we hear a choking sound followed by a girly giggle. take a wild guess, folks.

[*paperplane*]

Oh god, there was this time where my friend and this really sketchy guy started making out in the same bed I was in...that was fun.

[tokyo-rose]

^ Girls can't have sex with each other?

They can, but I was just making sure.

[karmakiller]

OMG, one time I was in Wallmart of all places and I made the mistake of looking down and aisle while I walked passed it. There was an old skinny hick who had his wife, who was 5 times his size, pinned up against the shelf and they were making out. Wallmart is a really tacky place to be turned on at, especially if you're them.

[Gigi]

^.....EW!

[Tomates]

oh! so i just remembered one of several pleasant experiences at the movie theater.

so there was this couple a row behind me & my friend at the movies. they were holding hands and doing the couply stuff. cute right? pretty soon, we hear swapping spit. we turn around to see her sitting on top of the guy, making out and all. ehh okay. we turn around a bit later to discover that the girl's gone! maybe she went to the bathroom? maybe the guy was a bad kisser or something right? NO, not the case, cause then we hear a choking sound followed by a girly giggle. take a wild guess, folks.

lol that reminds me of when my friends tell me stories on how people have sex in the movie theatres. I still cant figure how some people can get away with it.

[espressive]

lol that reminds me of when my friends tell me stories on how people have sex in the movie theatres. I still cant figure how some people can get away with it.

because it's dark and the movie is loud.

[Tomates]

because it's dark and the movie is loud.

but someone is bound to hear and potentially tell right?

[espressive]

but someone is bound to hear and potentially tell right?

yes, i'd have to be blind to not see people humping each other and i'd have to be deaf to not hear the moaning... or i guess, the CHOKING in my experiences.

but really? sex in a movie theater? are uncomfortable seats and buttery cupholders really that much of a turn on? i guess it's the thrill of getting caught in public, but STILL.

[Tomates]

yes, i'd have to be blind to not see people humping each other and i'd have to be deaf to not hear the moaning... or i guess, the CHOKING in my experiences.

but really? sex in a movie theater? are uncomfortable seats and buttery cupholders really that much of a turn on? i guess it's the thrill of getting caught in public, but STILL.

yeah i know really, besides i would rather do it in private, it would be really awkward potentially haveing 50 pairs of eyes staring back.

[shanaynay]

yeah i know really, besides i would rather do it in private, it would be really awkward potentially haveing 50 pairs of eyes staring back.

Well you could always go to an empty movie... >_>
I think wierd things through okay...

[Tomates]

Well you could always go to an empty movie... >_>
I think wierd things through okay...

but even then theres a chance of an employee going in. Plus if they wanted to they could charge you if your showing any "parts" in public and you could be on the sexual predators list.

[shanaynay]

but even then theres a chance of an employee going in. Plus if they wanted to they could charge you if your showing any "parts" in public and you could be on the sexual predators list.

Indecent exposure maybe. As for being a pedo Only if one of them is under 16.

[Saeglopur]

^ Girls can't have sex with each other?

Gigi, I love you. Haha.

And... I haven't seen anything too drastic yet. So drastic that I had to puke. Except for that one time when my cousin and I were brushing our teeth and my other cousin and her boyfriend came in, sat on the toilet seat and she started giving him a lap dance? I don't know. It was strange.

[espressive]

but even then theres a chance of an employee going in. Plus if they wanted to they could charge you if your showing any "parts" in public and you could be on the sexual predators list.

or get arrested, like pee wee herman. granted he was at an adult movie theater...

[amish-hammer]

lol that happens all the time at my school, its so bad the make out in like the bathroom to im like so confused!

[*cakedout*]

^ Girls can't have sex with each other?

NOPE!

[DoubleJ]

Hahahaha, omg yes...in high school there was this couple who would ALWAYS be making out two lockers down from mine. SO irritating.

I bet you have been guilty of this as well lol.

[espressive]

lay out a silent but deadly one...

they'll be running.

lol personally, i like the "i'll get a room if you will" one better.

lol that happens all the time at my school, its so bad the make out in like the bathroom to im like so confused!

i suppose the bathroom is the new janitor's closet cause this freshmen girl and guy got caught having sex in the bathroom after school last year. the bathrooms at my school are FILTHY DISGUSTING. can you horny kids seriously not wait until you get home?

[misoshiru]

Isn't Mount Holyoke an all-girls school? o_o;

I've heard girls having sex with each other, I've heard girls having sex with their boyfriends who come visit, I've heard girls having sex with guys from the other 4 colleges that are part of the 5-college-consortium.

[MissFits]

My school district is blowing a shit ton of money for no reason, so they added a fine arts section to the school that NO ONE uses unless there is a performance that night. It's completely empty in the day no rent-a-cops or anything, and there is this little ass room that serves no purpose but has one of those glass doors that you can kinda see through. I don't know what they are called.
I would use that hallway to skip school, since it leads to an exit, which these people could use to go f**k in their cars or something, but I walked past the closet and saw the outline of some people in there. One sitting in a chair and one down on his knees. So, I knocked on the door all loud and in a stern ass voice I yell "You're busted!", the hustle and bustle, and it's 2 of my male friends from choir. I just shook my head and walked out the doors.

[ofconfidence]

ugh.
i was at the movies a couple of weeks ago with my friend and i was sitting in the middle.
my one friend to my left was sitting next to a young couple who in the middle of the movie began to make out.
soon enough the girl decides to stretch out and her legs go over my friends lap and the guy is doubled over her.
this girl is sighing and giggling and laughing and eventually sits up and straddles the guy and then lays back down OVER my friend.

no matter how much my friend attempted to push her off, the girl kept going back.

my friend poured her drink on the couple at the end of the movie.:]

[cupidstunt]

oh! so i just remembered one of several pleasant experiences at the movie theater.

so there was this couple a row behind me & my friend at the movies. they were holding hands and doing the couply stuff. cute right? pretty soon, we hear swapping spit. we turn around to see her sitting on top of the guy, making out and all. ehh okay. we turn around a bit later to discover that the girl's gone! maybe she went to the bathroom? maybe the guy was a bad kisser or something right? NO, not the case, cause then we hear a choking sound followed by a girly giggle. take a wild guess, folks.

That sounds like a familiar experience that I had with a friend at the movies too. But it was the girl getting it, instead of the guy. I was just a couple seats down. The girl had her legs apart, with a jacket over her to cover it up I suppose. But I only noticed because I could hear her sighing, and breathing heavy. Not sure why they couldn't wait till they got home to do so.

[shanaynay]

That sounds like a familiar experience that I had with a friend at the movies too. But it was the girl getting it, instead of the guy. I was just a couple seats down. The girl had her legs apart, with a jacket over her to cover it up I suppose. But I only noticed because I could hear her sighing, and breathing heavy. Not sure why they couldn't wait till they got home to do so.

The drive home could kill the mood...

[cupidstunt]

^ If they're willing to do that during a movie, I'm sure the ride home wouldn't kill anything. Hell, who says they'd even make it home?

[Melissa]

^ lol I like your username.

[espressive]

That sounds like a familiar experience that I had with a friend at the movies too. But it was the girl getting it, instead of the guy. I was just a couple seats down. The girl had her legs apart, with a jacket over her to cover it up I suppose. But I only noticed because I could hear her sighing, and breathing heavy. Not sure why they couldn't wait till they got home to do so.

heh, interesting. you don't often hear stories of the girls getting it. maybe cause it's harder to be discreet about it?

[Gigi]

^ lol I like your username.

OMG

I DIDN'T REALIZE IT UNTIL NOW

WOW

[Harp]

Only when it's like one of my friends with their partner, and I'm all alone with the two.
And they get all mushy gushy and I don't know what to do or say.

Lmao.

[karmakiller]

^ I hate when that happens. I think that's how a perv looking in someone's windows would feel if he didn't enjoy it.

[rnicron]

did dee really spell wal-mart, wallmart?

gtfo

[sixfive]

Yeah dude, quoted for her stupidity!

OMG, one time I was in Wallmart of all places and I made the mistake of looking down and aisle while I walked passed it. There was an old skinny hick who had his wife, who was 5 times his size, pinned up against the shelf and they were making out. Wallmart is a really tacky place to be turned on at, especially if you're them.

[cupidstunt]

^ lol I like your username.

Thanks.

[Tomates]

Apparently people have sex in the elavator thats in my school. No one uses the elevator because our school is mainly 1 story, though they added it i think when they built the new gym and we had to have handicap regulations. Why at school though? Wouldnt someone want a more comphy les potential of getting caught place?

[rnicron]

Apparently people have sex in the elavator thats in my school. No one uses the elevator because our school is mainly 1 story, though they added it i think when they built the new gym and we had to have handicap regulations. Why at school though? Wouldnt someone want a more comphy les potential of getting caught place?

yes! on my comphy bed!

[karmakiller]

did dee really spell wal-mart, wallmart?

gtfo

haha, yeah I never go there. So I don't pay attention to how it's spelled.

[rnicron]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook

[shanaynay]

Apparently people have sex in the elavator thats in my school. No one uses the elevator because our school is mainly 1 story, though they added it i think when they built the new gym and we had to have handicap regulations. Why at school though? Wouldnt someone want a more comphy les potential of getting caught place?

I think theres an emergency stop button on the elevator.

[creole]

I've encountered a couple making out at a haunted house attraction.
Seriously, not even a chainsaw can stop them..