Scientists Find Gene That Makes You Good at Halo Also Makes You a Premature Ejaculator |
 Oct 9 2008, 02:47 AM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593  |
After a study of 200 Dutch men, scientists found that those with a premature ejaculation problem all had a version of a gene that controls the release of serotonin. And, unfortunately for all of you awesome Call of Duty players out there, those affected seem to "have very quick reflexes. They may be excellent at playing tennis or computer games, for example." Oh, cruel fate!
Well, at least now you have an excuse, both for your lousy performance in the sack and your awesome performance on Xbox Live. The only problem is that now you can expect a whole new barrage of insults coming over your headset every time you take down an opponent. So what's this mean for you in the long run, my prematurely ejaculating, headshotting friend? Maybe a drug that'll let you last longer without buying those condoms with numbing juice in the tip. However, if you had the option of taking a pill that would make you a stallion in the sack but make you suck at video games, would you do it? Talk about your tough decisions. http://gizmodo.com/5060687/scientists-find...ture-ejaculator |
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Oct 9 2008, 03:03 AM
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no wonder im bad a halo
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Oct 9 2008, 03:35 AM
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 Vae Victis Group: Official Member Posts: 1,416 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 |
Halo >>>>> sex.
Also, you can control tryptamine levels like serotonin with carb intake, which causes the decarboxylation of the amino acid tryptophan. But I won't tell scrubs on Xbox Live that. |
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Oct 9 2008, 04:40 AM
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 ^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
Maybe this explains why I'm really bad at Halo.
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Oct 9 2008, 10:27 AM
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Mang, I can play video games and have stamina at the same time. I guess that means me > Kevin / Brandon
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Oct 9 2008, 10:51 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Administrator Posts: 2,648 Joined: Apr 2008 Member No: 639,265 |
Oh, I get it. This is a thread where all the guys from CB can come and post how terrible they are at Halo, in order to imply that they're really, really good at sex, so they can look totally manly on the Internet.
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Oct 9 2008, 10:52 AM
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 Tick tock, Bill Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 |
I'm really good at Halo. I guess that means I'm a premature ejaculator.
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Oct 9 2008, 11:07 AM
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QUOTE(mipadi @ Oct 9 2008, 10:51 AM)  Oh, I get it. This is a thread where all the guys from CB can come and post how terrible they are at Halo, in order to imply that they're really, really good at sex, so they can look totally manly on the Internet. Eh em. I claimed both. |
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Oct 9 2008, 11:10 AM
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^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
QUOTE(mipadi @ Oct 9 2008, 09:51 AM) Oh, I get it. This is a thread where all the guys from CB can come and post how terrible they are at Halo, in order to imply that they're really, really good at sex, so they can look totally manly on the Internet. Damn straight. Isn't that what threads like this are all about? Loosen up. |
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Oct 9 2008, 11:17 AM
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Senior Member Group: Administrator Posts: 2,648 Joined: Apr 2008 Member No: 639,265 |
QUOTE(fameONE @ Oct 9 2008, 12:10 PM) Damn straight. Isn't that what threads like this are all about? Loosen up. 
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| *cakedout* |
Oct 9 2008, 02:34 PM
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QUOTE(mipadi @ Oct 9 2008, 08:51 AM) Oh, I get it. This is a thread where all the guys from CB can come and post how terrible they are at Halo, in order to imply that they're really, really good at sex, so they can look totally manly on the Internet. no im seriously bad at it |
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Oct 9 2008, 02:37 PM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,020 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 |
Kevin plays ping pong.
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Oct 9 2008, 02:54 PM
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yeah, i get 1st, 2nd, and 3rd
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Oct 9 2008, 03:03 PM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,020 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 |
Lawl @ Olympics limiting the amount of teams China could enter
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Oct 9 2008, 06:54 PM
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 DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
QUOTE(superstitious @ Oct 9 2008, 10:52 AM) I'm really good at Halo. I guess that means I'm a premature ejaculator. I'm not good at Halo. I don't have the patience to get good at video games, so I don't play them. |
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Oct 9 2008, 08:25 PM
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 Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
Are blacks/f*gs any good at it?
Not me. |
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