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man falls asleep at church.
Caitlin
post Jun 29 2004, 09:50 PM
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Heres a funny joke.. just thought I would share =)

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the
local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my
husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very
embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you.
I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will
motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a
good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing
this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the
ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the
hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr.
Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is
your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards
Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr.
Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not
notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few
motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her
husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore
him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that
godda*** thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half
and shove it up your a$$!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.
 
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uLoVeMikeRoch
post Jun 29 2004, 09:54 PM
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Wow, i dont know whats going on...
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omg that joke is so fricking old its not even funny
 
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post Jun 29 2004, 09:58 PM
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old.

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post Jun 29 2004, 10:01 PM
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geez you guys are so nice... haha. heres a laugh. lol funny old joke!
 
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post Jun 29 2004, 10:05 PM
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didnt hear b4 but it ant so funny but i'll jus laugh to be nice..::laughs:: anyways gtg
 
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post Jun 30 2004, 12:02 PM
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ummm i dont get it yea i kno ime slow
 
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post Jun 30 2004, 12:52 PM
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i thought it was pretty funny. laugh.gif

then i remembered i'm a Christian and its not good to laugh at jokes like those.
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but.. its still kinda funny.
 
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i heard that before but i don't think it ever gets old. yeah, i shouldn't be reading about this stuff either
 
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post Jun 30 2004, 08:01 PM
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um sorry I didnt know it was old- i just read it the other day.
 
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post Jun 30 2004, 10:02 PM
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I heard the other classroom version. Pretty funny old joke happy.gif
 
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post Jun 30 2004, 10:07 PM
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Seon Ho should see this
 
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post Jun 30 2004, 10:46 PM
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haha thats funni. i noe a similar one that has to do with a gurl in sunday sku
 
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I don't get it...LOL!
 
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post Jul 1 2004, 01:09 PM
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oh my god that is funny!!!
 
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post Jul 1 2004, 05:18 PM
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QUOTE(dani41790 @ Jun 30 2004, 10:46 PM)
haha thats funni. i noe a similar one that has to do with a gurl in sunday sku

haha that ones funny :D
 
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post Jul 1 2004, 05:21 PM
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i didnt hear that joke either. ITS so funny. hahaha
 
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post Jul 1 2004, 05:33 PM
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Ahahahahah!....*cracking up*

Good one..
 
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post Jul 2 2004, 11:16 AM
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QUOTE(uLoVeMikeRoch @ Jun 29 2004, 10:54 PM)
omg that joke is so fricking old its not even funny

I very well agree. hammer.gif

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post Jul 3 2004, 03:33 AM
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LMAO OMG...
 
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Lmao.
I thought it was good!! laugh.gif biggrin.gif _smile.gif happy.gif
 
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post Jul 4 2004, 08:56 PM
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that's my first time hearing that. it's hilarious!
 
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post Jul 5 2004, 12:12 PM
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i think its funny lol
 
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funny stuff
 
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glad you like =)
 
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post Jul 5 2004, 04:06 PM
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never heard that joke b4.....Funny
 
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post Jul 8 2004, 04:36 PM
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old??

i've never heard it before

kinda funny
 
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post Jul 9 2004, 08:10 PM
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Thats funny :)
 
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haha. ohmy.gif
 
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post Jul 10 2004, 09:07 AM
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I live it, but I cant tell anyone that one ;)
 
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post Jul 10 2004, 10:59 AM
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haha there was a topic about this already, but anyways it's funny when you read it again haha... the last one was hilarious.. i bet the wife was so embarrassed!
 
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^ haha yup

sorry if there was another topic i didnt know
 
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post Jul 10 2004, 11:11 AM
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QUOTE(Caitlin @ Jul 10 2004, 9:07 AM)
^ haha yup

sorry if there was another topic i didnt know

it's ok cause ur a noob and that topic was like long time...it's gona be hard time to look for that topic. ermm.gif
 
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thats the same as the sunday school one. hehe.
 
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post Jul 14 2005, 04:56 PM
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I saw a joke similar to that on funnyjunk.com.
 
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lmao... that was my first time to hear that joke
 
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