Chinese Scammer gets Scammed |
 Oct 1 2008, 07:15 PM
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http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.h...00074&sid=1
I found it hilarious. Worth the read. Will probably get deleted in an hour or so, maybe less. :D Don't move this to anime you faggots. |
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Oct 1 2008, 07:31 PM
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 /人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE bookieoftheyear5: conjugate the verb and jiggle the johnson rod next time Lol'd. |
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Oct 4 2008, 09:36 AM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,020 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 |
jerry9110: there is no enough money in my paypal
jerry9110: sry bookieoftheyear5: k bye jerry9110: cya bookieoftheyear5: hey jerry I got a question jerry9110: ?? jerry9110: pls bookieoftheyear5: you are obviously a chinese scammer, why do you waste your abilitiy to speak english well to make 1 or 2 dollars an hour? jerry9110: ?? jerry9110: why do you think so bookieoftheyear5: you don't have a verified paypal account, your english is a little choppy, and everything you try to do makes it obvious bookieoftheyear5: so tell me why jerry9110: its vertified bookieoftheyear5: its not bookieoftheyear5: stop lying and tell me why bookieoftheyear5: wouldn't you like a better job jerry9110: no reason bookieoftheyear5: how would you like to work for me jerry9110: how do you know i dont have a good job bookieoftheyear5: because your job is to try to steal accounts all day jerry9110: nosence bookieoftheyear5: you don't make any sense bookieoftheyear5: stop lying to me and tell me bookieoftheyear5: do you want to work for me jerry9110: do you have? jerry9110: kk jerry9110: how to do it? bookieoftheyear5: tell me how much you make now jerry9110: tell me how much you can give me bookieoftheyear5: more than you are getting now bookieoftheyear5: but to give you a good number I need to know how much you make now bookieoftheyear5: and how many accounts you have and get per day jerry9110: no ,you can tell me your offer bookieoftheyear5: jerry I can make you a rich man if you would stop f**king around jerry9110: thank you bookieoftheyear5: you are very welcome my yellow brother jerry9110: so you are rich ,right? bookieoftheyear5: very rich, im white so of course jerry9110: stupid white bookieoftheyear5: shut your mouth and listen bookieoftheyear5: how much do you make now bookieoftheyear5: and how many accounts do you have bookieoftheyear5: and how many can you get a day jerry9110: many jerry9110: account jerry9110: what do you want to do? bookieoftheyear5: I want to make you a lot of money jerry jerry9110: thank you bookieoftheyear5: you are very welcome jerry9110: so you are a scammer ,right? bookieoftheyear5: scammers work for me bookieoftheyear5: I am the boss man jerry9110: kk, jerry9110: i can work for you jerry9110: tell me how to do it bookieoftheyear5: the next few accounts you get send me the info and I will check them out and pay you double what your boss pays you jerry9110: 1 sec jerry9110: kk,just tell me how much can you pay jerry9110: where are you bookieoftheyear5: the amount I can pay depends on what is on the account jerry9110: kk,how much is it the cheapest jerry9110: how can i know you will pay for me? bookieoftheyear5: because if I wasn't going to pay you, I wouldn't be talking to you jerry jerry9110: ok,how would you pay for me bookieoftheyear5: paypal if that works for you jerry9110: no,i like cash jerry9110: credit card jerry9110: you can pay via credit card bookieoftheyear5: that works jerry9110: once i get money,ill give you account jerry9110: tell me where are you jerry9110: you are a chinese ,right bookieoftheyear5: im not paying before I see the account bookieoftheyear5: im actually cambodian jerry9110: k,i can give you name and pw b4,once you pay,i can give you jerry9110: is it ok? bookieoftheyear5: sounds good jerry9110:[/i] if you cant agree,we cant cooperation [/i] bookieoftheyear5: I can agree, you the whole fleshlight?! [b]jerry9110: kk,whats your name bookieoftheyear5: but don't f**k with me jerry I can have you executed bookieoftheyear5: xiang yaosuo jerry9110: you have many chinest friends? bookieoftheyear5: yep jerry9110: in chinese jerry9110: write in chinese bookieoftheyear5: in cambodia jerry9110: kk,but just now you said my english is poor, jerry9110: im afraid you are joking bookieoftheyear5: its a little choppy, but I understand it well jerry9110: kk bookieoftheyear5: im impressed, most of the chinans I deal with speak little or no english jerry9110: how old are you jerry9110: where are you now/ jerry9110: whats currency will you pay for me bookieoftheyear5: im 32, im in cambodia, and I can pay you in any countries currency, preferably yen or USD jerry9110: renminbi jerry9110: chinses yuan jerry9110: chinese bookieoftheyear5: not yen? jerry9110: yuan bookieoftheyear5: that works jerry9110: just tell me how much will you pay for one account jerry9110: dont care how much can i get from my boss bookieoftheyear5: it depends on what is on the account bookieoftheyear5: gear gold items honor arena points # of 70s, each account has to be analyzed jerry9110: tell me details bookieoftheyear5: about what? the amount you make depends on what is on the account jerry9110: just tell me your regular bookieoftheyear5: anywhere from 50 to 300 usd, whatever that converts to in yuan jerry9110: so in yuan should be 350 -2100 yuan jerry9110: right? jerry9110: and you can give me chinese yuan? bookieoftheyear5: yes and yes jerry9110: ok , bookieoftheyear5: how much do you get per account now jerry9110: how can i contact with you bookieoftheyear5: through here jerry9110: its nothing with you , jerry9110: ok bookieoftheyear5: im curious to how well you are eating jerry9110: ?? bookieoftheyear5: that means how much you make now jerry9110: lol,i think its wont effect with our deal bookieoftheyear5: no, it won't, but I am interested, so please tell jerry9110: to be honest,your english is poor too bookieoftheyear5: thanks jerry jerry9110: i wont tell you ,sry bookieoftheyear5: that's fine bookieoftheyear5: so do you want to do business now jerry9110: now? bookieoftheyear5: sure jerry9110: i have no account now bookieoftheyear5: oh jerry9110: and you said you study in oxford bookieoftheyear5: studied bookieoftheyear5: about 10 years ago jerry9110: yeah jerry9110: if that ,why dont you find a better job bookieoftheyear5: because im fat bookieoftheyear5: plus, I made over 9,000 yuan last year jerry9110: fat?it nothing with find a good job jerry9110: i have a question bookieoftheyear5: I have an answer jerry9110: kk.if i buy account,can you pay for them jerry9110: by paypal jerry9110: i have no paypal bookieoftheyear5: you can sign up for one jerry9110: no,i need you pay for me,once i need send money,i need you send for me,is it ok? bookieoftheyear5: I have no idea what you just said jerry bookieoftheyear5: conjugate the verb and jiggle the johnson rod next time jerry9110: i mean,if ill buy a account from others jerry9110: i need send money to them bookieoftheyear5: nah you don't, isn't that how you always steal accounts, my people never pay jerry9110: and i hope you can send to them,i give the seller's paypal to you,you send them money bookieoftheyear5: that isn't scamming jerry, that's buying an account jerry9110: if your people never pay,how can he get the account? bookieoftheyear5: he steals them, same way you do jerry9110: how to steal jerry9110: i have payed for it bookieoftheyear5: then how do you make money jerry9110: i dont care how does your ppl work. bookieoftheyear5: they work like a we'll oiled cambodian machine bookieoftheyear5: how do you people work bookieoftheyear5: and how many of you are in that building jerry9110: i dont know ,our boss pay for them bookieoftheyear5: can I talk to your boss jerry9110: no bookieoftheyear5: why jerry jerry9110: no reason,why do you wanna talk to my boss bookieoftheyear5: because you are making me angry and he will kill your only child jerry9110: so i cant tell you,do you know the reason now bookieoftheyear5: can't tell me what jerry what reason jerry9110: the reason is my boss will kill me if you talk with him bookieoftheyear5: with a baseball bat? jerry9110: well,will you deal with me jerry9110: if that ,you can tell me how to work jerry9110: i need you pay for them bookieoftheyear5: sure jerry do you want to work for me? jerry9110: yea bookieoftheyear5: do you want to move to cambodia? bookieoftheyear5: I won't kill you jerry9110: but you must pay for the seller jerry9110: no jerry9110: i can work for you here bookieoftheyear5: but you can get laid in cambodia jerry9110: just pay me by credit card bookieoftheyear5: cambodian women eggroll is super tight jerry9110: sry,ill stay here,and if you agree,we can make a deal bookieoftheyear5: lets make a deal jerry9110: kk bookieoftheyear5: how do you pay for accounts now for your boss jerry9110: once you send my money ,ill give you account email jerry9110: we payed by paypal jerry9110: how about you bookieoftheyear5: same jerry9110: i want sell account to you jerry9110: and you give me money jerry9110: really money jerry9110: you cant cancel it bookieoftheyear5: alright jerry9110: i only accept cash,you can pay via bank transfer bookieoftheyear5: how much is in your paypal jerry9110: why jerry9110: only20 usd bookieoftheyear5: brutal jerry9110: is it ok? bookieoftheyear5: sure jerry9110: how does your ppl steal account?would you tell me.ill work for you ,you shold let me know how to work jerry9110: see you jerry9110: ill go now bookieoftheyear5: you gotta work smarter bookieoftheyear5: not like a retard jerry9110: why [b]bookieoftheyear5: because that's how you get money [b]jerry9110: ?? jerry9110: i cant understand your english bookieoftheyear5: by not being dumb you make more money jerry9110: kk,just tell me can we make deal jerry9110: if we can ,ill talk to you tomorrow jerry9110: your english is worse than mine bookieoftheyear5: f**k you im going to find you and kill you jerry9110: lets talk detail tomorrow jerry9110: wont you make deal with me bookieoftheyear5: where you going jerry jerry9110: dont you want me work for you > jerry9110: go home bookieoftheyear5: no now I want to kill you jerry9110: why jerry9110: why dont you want work with me bookieoftheyear5: because you are chinese jerry9110: but i can make money for you jerry9110: dont you think so bookieoftheyear5: I don't know jerry bookieoftheyear5: talk tomorrow jerry9110: i can get 3 account one day bookieoftheyear5: ok bookieoftheyear5: talk to me tomorrow AFTER you get some accounts jerry9110: bye jerry9110: see you tomorrow jerry9110: kk jerry9110: will you be online all day bookieoftheyear5: yes this is my sidekick screen name jerry9110: jerry9110 signed off at 8:52 am. bookieoftheyear5: did u get an account jerry jerry9110: yeah jerry9110: but i cant give it to you bookieoftheyear5: do you want me to buy it bookieoftheyear5: why jerry bookieoftheyear5: ? jerry9110: yeah,if you can pay ,i can give you the account bookieoftheyear5: can I see what is on it jerry9110: 1 sec bookieoftheyear5: alright bookieoftheyear5: and then let me know how much you want for it and ill let you know if I think that's fair jerry9110: kk bookieoftheyear5: so we going to do business bookieoftheyear5: hello jerry jerry9110: ok bookieoftheyear5: ... jerry9110: 1 sec,ill give you armory link bookieoftheyear5: I need username and password to see what is on the account jerry jerry9110: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.x...sles&n=Girr jerry9110: jerry9110: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.x...s&n=Anthius jerry9110: jerry9110: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.x...mp;n=Necrophyle jerry9110: jerry9110: i cant give you name and pw bookieoftheyear5: then I can't make you rich jerry, anyone can give me any armory link bookieoftheyear5: I need to see what is on the account to buy it, im authorized to pay up to 5,600 yuan, but not without verification jerry9110: no,you can have a look on armory link,but i cant give you name and pw,unless you give me half money bookieoftheyear5: anyone can link any armory, I can't send any money without making sure the account is legit, all I need is 2 minutes then you can change the password jerry9110: no jerry9110: i cant bookieoftheyear5: well I checked the armory, and if the account is real, I can give you 5,000 yuan, but without me checking it first you will have to take whatever your boss can pay you bookieoftheyear5: good luck with life jerry bookieoftheyear5: that's 710 american jerry jerry9110: ?? bookieoftheyear5: if I can check to see account is real I can buy for 710 usd or 5,000 renminbi bookieoftheyear5: that can feed your kid rice for his entire life jerry9110: %#*! bookieoftheyear5: so jerry do you want to let me make sure the account is legit? jerry9110: how can you know you can give me 710 usd b4 you view the account? jerry9110: how to make sure bookieoftheyear5: because I saw the armory bookieoftheyear5: I just have to make sure the username and password work and that those characters are on the account jerry9110: kk,1 sec bookieoftheyear5: alright jerry don't let me down bookieoftheyear5: hello jerry jerry9110: here jerry9110: 1 sec bookieoftheyear5: don't take too long jerry bookieoftheyear5: where did you go jerry jerry9110: here bookieoftheyear5: what's the deal jerry bookieoftheyear5: what are you waiting on sir bookieoftheyear5: jerry? bookieoftheyear5: im not sure what happened to you, are we going to do business? jerry9110: ok,how about you give me 5 usd ,i give you name and pw? bookieoftheyear5: because if the name and password is bad, I lose 5 usd for nothing jerry9110: no,i can give you if you can give me 5 usd first jerry9110: if not,game over bookieoftheyear5: sorry sir, I can give you 710 if the username and password works, but im not giving you 5 usd, if it doesn't work then I lose 5 usd for nothing. im trying to do business but I guess all you want to do is try to steal 5 usd jerry9110: cya bookieoftheyear5: bye jerry, I hope your child forgives you when he goes hungry because you passed up an amazing opportunity to make a LOT of money jerry9110: i have no child ,man jerry9110: im lonely bookieoftheyear5: then why you trying to rob me when im trying to start a long term business relation bookieoftheyear5: if I knew you and had more faith I would be happy to send half first, but for our first deal I have to see that it is legit 100%, maybe you use this chance to build some trust jerry9110: how can i know you are a really man bookieoftheyear5: do I sound like a fake man jerry9110: kk,i can give you name and pw bookieoftheyear5: alright jerry9110: its name bookieoftheyear5: is it xxxxxx or xxxxxxxx bookieoftheyear5: the c and r flipped? jerry9110: pw :xxxxxxxxxxx name:xxxxxxxxxxxx jerry9110: ok? bookieoftheyear5: im checking 1 sec jerry9110: kk bookieoftheyear5: says invalid password jerry9110: impossible bookieoftheyear5: xxxxxxx? jerry9110: yea bookieoftheyear5: "the information you have entered is not valid please check the spelling of the account name and password" bookieoftheyear5: did you change it? jerry9110: i know ,you want to change it bookieoftheyear5: no, I want to see the characters and I can't log in bookieoftheyear5: or were you trying to scam me the whole time bookieoftheyear5: yes? jerry9110: ? jerry9110: no bookieoftheyear5: then why doesn't the password work on log in jerry9110: i dont know,its right jerry9110: 1 sec bookieoftheyear5: see jerry9110: ? jerry9110: no bookieoftheyear5: then why doesn't the password work on log in jerry9110: i dont know,its right jerry9110: 1 sec bookieoftheyear5: see if you can work it bookieoftheyear5: xxxxxx bookieoftheyear5: why 1 sec 1 sec? jerry9110: pw:xxxxxxxxxx jerry9110: ok? bookieoftheyear5: still doesn't work i lied, it worked, and i just rick rolled some sweat shop guy thats gonna get executed now for a fresh account with 3 70s. and negation- this is another skoalcitrus work of art. savor every word. -edit Sandmann was here. |
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Oct 4 2008, 04:47 PM
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 omnomnom Group: Member Posts: 1,776 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 180,688 |
those characters/accounts suck
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Oct 4 2008, 05:03 PM
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 Has a PhD in horribleness Group: Member Posts: 866 Joined: Sep 2008 Member No: 686,301 |
did this boring story really need to be reposted?
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Oct 4 2008, 05:48 PM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,020 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 |
QUOTE(shanaynay @ Oct 4 2008, 05:03 PM)  did this boring story really need to be reposted? You know, I once asked Kryo if he made the account "shanaynay" as a joke account, since it seemed like something he'd do. 
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Oct 5 2008, 01:09 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 247 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 526,723 |
Boring.
And racist. |
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Oct 6 2008, 12:49 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 177 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 458,417 |
i cant believe i read all that
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