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![]() in a matter of time ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 ![]() |
Post your confessions here. Start it with "I confess..."
I'll start it off. I confess...I think my optometrist is sexy. I'm going to get my eyes checked in 2 hours and I'm excited. I love when he gets really close to my face. ![]() |
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#2
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![]() Count Splek, Charming Fiend! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 333 Joined: Jun 2008 Member No: 658,428 ![]() |
I confess... That I masturbate every day, sometimes twice... Because I love it...
Why have a real person when you can do whatever you want!? |
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#3
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![]() poison ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 4,806 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,020 ![]() |
I confess... That I masturbate every day, sometimes twice... Because I love it... Why have a real person when you can do whatever you want!? Now thats real honesty. Kudos to you. I confess that i still kinda like one of my friends (just as a friend) even though i tell most people i dont want to be friends with him anymore. |
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#4
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![]() Count Splek, Charming Fiend! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 333 Joined: Jun 2008 Member No: 658,428 ![]() |
I confess... That I have sexual fantasies about Petunia from Happy Tree Friends...
Then I got board and masturbated sumore... |
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#5
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![]() in a matter of time ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 ![]() |
I confess...I have a unhealthy obsession with YouTube's englishteaboy.
http://www.youtube.com/user/englishteaboy ![]() |
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#6
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,450 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 98,407 ![]() |
I confess that I love fobs.
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#7
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![]() we jerkin' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,408 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 210,730 ![]() |
i got blue balls on friday at the club.
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#8
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![]() poison ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 4,806 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,020 ![]() |
I confess that i sometimes still watch childrens shows
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#9
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![]() Count Splek, Charming Fiend! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 333 Joined: Jun 2008 Member No: 658,428 ![]() |
I confess... That I'm a psycho...
AND I KNOW THAT TAILS DOLL WILL KILL ME AND GIVE ME HIS POWERS! AT THE COST THAT I SHALL BECOME A DOLL!!! lol, I just said that to make my point more realistic! :P |
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#10
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![]() isketchaholic ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,977 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 516,154 ![]() |
I confess...I have a unhealthy obsession with YouTube's englishteaboy. http://www.youtube.com/user/englishteaboy ![]() D: omg I confess he's kinda cute D: D: D: |
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![]() The Resident Drunk ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 ![]() |
I confess, that I don't play for that team.
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#12
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,155 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,404 ![]() |
I confess...I have a unhealthy obsession with YouTube's englishteaboy. http://www.youtube.com/user/englishteaboy ![]() I LOVE HIM TOO!! I confess... the only reason why I stay working at 8 Rinks, despite only having 2.5 hours a week, is because I get to spend time on the ice. |
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#13
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![]() in a matter of time ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 ![]() |
I confess...I eyef**ked my optometrist.
------------------------------------------------------------------- ^I confess...I love you. ![]() |
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#14
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![]() we jerkin' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,408 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 210,730 ![]() |
i confess that i learned to swim off youtube.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,020 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 ![]() |
I have two faces, sexy and sexier.
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#16
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![]() we jerkin' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,408 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 210,730 ![]() |
i confess i have the face of an angel and a body of a god. i cant hide it anymore.
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#17
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![]() Amberific. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 ![]() |
I confess that I have no life.
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*cakedout* |
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im faded ROFL
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#19
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![]() yo yo yiggidy yo. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 1,606 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,591 ![]() |
i confess that i think my coworker is sooooo hott.
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#20
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![]() crushed. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,432 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,026 ![]() |
I confess...I think my optometrist is sexy. I'm going to get my eyes checked in 2 hours and I'm excited. I love when he gets really close to my face. ![]() haha, i know exactly what you mean. i think waay too many doctors (in real life) are extremely good looking ;) i confess that i absolutely hate physics and chemistry and cannot wait to be done with them in three months. |
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#21
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![]() Count Splek, Charming Fiend! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 333 Joined: Jun 2008 Member No: 658,428 ![]() |
I confess... That I have 8 MYSPACES!!! P4WN4G3!!!
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#22
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![]() mercenary on call ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 926 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 447,606 ![]() |
I confess that, I want to be something society holds up as great. Doctor for example. But I dunno if my self concious is holding me back
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#23
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,155 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,404 ![]() |
I confess... I ate half the box of Smarties today even though I said I didn't.
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#24
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!~@*&+;$ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,033 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 579,371 ![]() |
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 1,028 Joined: Sep 2007 Member No: 579,129 ![]() |
I confess...I have a unhealthy obsession with YouTube's englishteaboy. http://www.youtube.com/user/englishteaboy ![]() Lol. I was thinking of the Berries and Creams Lad when you said that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYX_zhlTDr8 I confess that I spend hours watching Happy Tree Friends on youtube sometimes. |
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 115 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 628,760 ![]() |
I confess that I go on urbandictionary.com at school and type in my friends names,
because one - it's funny. Two - It's the only decent site not blocked. ![]() |
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#27
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![]() Michelle ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 134 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 404,380 ![]() |
I confess...
That through those little crushes every girls has, there's always that boy in the back of my mind I've liked since third grade. I'm nineteen now. |
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#28
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![]() yo yo yiggidy yo. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 1,606 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,591 ![]() |
i confess that i wish he didn't come see me at work. sighs.
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![]() [pandemonium] :3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Human Posts: 225 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 671,107 ![]() |
I confess... that I have a ginormous crush on one of my closest friend's crush.
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![]() Tick tock, Bill ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 ![]() |
The boss brought in Krispy Kreme donuts, and I'm wavering on having one even though sugar makes me feel strange and act in a rather odd fasion.
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 2,936 Joined: Sep 2008 Member No: 683,235 ![]() |
I confess that I'm the coolest person ever to walk the face of the earth.
OH, OH, and the sky. NOW WHAT? edit: yeah, i meant moon, not sky. BUT I'M SO COOL THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT I MESSED UP 'CAUSE I'M SOOO COOL. PEACE! |
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#32
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,586 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 531,256 ![]() |
I confess that I cried myself to sleep the other night, even though I told everyone nothing was wrong with me.
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#33
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![]() The Resident Drunk ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 ![]() |
I confess that I have really been underachieving as of late.
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#34
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![]() poison ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 4,806 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,020 ![]() |
I confess that i dont know what to do anymore. Nothing i seem to do now is making anyone happy.
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![]() That's what she said. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200 ![]() |
I confess that I like his best friend.
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#36
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,155 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 95,404 ![]() |
I confess that I am extremely grateful for my sister. When I got frustrated with my econ homework and started crying, my sister came and helped me try to figure it out for an hour despite how she has homework of her own and how she hasn't touched macroeconomics in two years. She even told me if I still don't get it I can wake her up and she'll try to help me again.
Extremely grateful. |
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![]() Vae Victis ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 1,416 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 ![]() |
I wrote haikus about cannibalism in your yearbook.
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#38
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![]() ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 ![]() |
I think I may have a crush on the new girl at work.
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#39
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![]() in a matter of time ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 ![]() |
^ Aw, that's so cute! It's unlike Tung to be so demure.
I confess that...I told myself I wouldn't care anymore but things are changing and now I'm confused. ![]() |
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#40
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,071 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,748 ![]() |
I confess I am having a really hard time dealing with shit right now.
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#41
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![]() we jerkin' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,408 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 210,730 ![]() |
a girl told me this:
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#42
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![]() The Resident Drunk ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 ![]() |
I feel that I am often misunderstood and ridiculed too much. My brand of doing things may not always appease to people, but there should be no doubt that I am dedicated and love what I am supposed to do. I think that if people took the time to get to know me better, they would understand where I am coming from.
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![]() ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 ![]() |
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#44
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![]() The Resident Drunk ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 ![]() |
demure: affectedly modest, reserved, or serious
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![]() Tick tock, Bill ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 ![]() |
I confess that I am ready for a new avatar/signature combo but feel really too lazy to make a set.
I might have had some impure thoughts about Robert Downey Jr. after watching Iron Man last night. ![]() |
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 44 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 124,182 ![]() |
In the library today I found this guy pretty cute across me.. and when I saw that he was learning Human Sexuality I found him even cuter. LOL
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