50 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen., Jasper and Emmett's list. Options

[manic]

I found this a few days ago. If you've read the books you'll probably enjoy these.

1. Prance around the house singing Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the top of your lungs every morning.

2. Especially loud when Bella is around to hear it.

3. Running it by Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.

4. Hire a stripper to pop out of the wedding cake XD

5. Buy a sex-ed book and shove it in his locker, making sure that whenever he decides to open it that it falls out, in clear view of the school.

6. Make sure and tell Aro that Edward wants to elope with him.

7. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob

8.Program his locker to—whenever he opens it to sing (LOUDLY)
YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS, SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! HERE WE GO NOW! YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN'T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! GET HORNY NOW!
And repeat. Over and over and over.( Link to video: LINKKK)

9. Tell him it was Jacob's idea.

10. Show him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like a pedophile or if it's just you.

11. Ask him where babies come from. Tell him he's stupid when he won't answer your question.

12. For his birthday give him a $100 McDonalds gift card, and get offended when he tells you he doesn't eat food.

13. Post his phone number and address on e-harmony.

14. Tell him Bella wants to elope with Paul.

15. Ask him why he likes watching Bella sleep. Call him a pervert.

16. Steal his Vanquish and program his radio to only plays Lollipop –unedited of couse.
(D: THE HORROR, Link to video: Link OMGZERS UNEDITED
This would be better to show Eddie!)
Make sure he can't turn it off or get it replaced.

17. Replace his ringtone with 'Outta my head' by Asheele Simpson. Make sure he can't change it.

18. Color on all his Bella pictures with Permanent marker.

19. Refuse to replace them.

20. Ask him to be a gangsta with you for Halloween.

21. Get offended when he refuses.

22. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.

23. Constantly whisper in his ear "Chinese Fireball….ooooooooh!" (HP REFERENCE)

24. Ask him how his bath with Harry was (HP REFERENCE.).

25. Constantly remind him that he almost lost Bella to a dog.

26. Key his car. 'Jacob and Edward = LURVE'

27. Get him on that show 'intervention'. Make sure everyone knows he addicted to heroin.

28. Tell him you have Bella as a witness if he denies it.

29. Picture yourself naked and covered in blood. Ask him if he wants you.

30. Call him a liar when he says no.

31. Throw boysenberry flavored muffins at him every time he tries to speak.

32. Tell him Bella is pregnant and eloping with Mike Newton.

33. Tell him you were kidding once he murders Mike.

34. Ask him if Charlie is secretly a unicorn.

35. Make him watch the twilight movie.

36. Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues.

37. Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.

38. Train the dog to follow him everywhere. P.S. Make sure he doesn't eat it.

39. Ask him why he's not as hot as Robert Pattinson.

40. Ask him if he's a virgin.

41. When he says yes, take a picture of him and tape it to the 40 year old virgin movie poster.

42. Make him watch Hairspray with you. Ask him why he's not as hot as Zac Efron.

43. When he says that he is, ask him why he wasn't the star of the singing high school people.

44. Tape porn to his walls.

45. Make sure Bella sees it.

46. Nail his CDS to the ceiling along with his Stero.

47. Refuse to take them down.

48. Tell him Jacob thinks he's a sex god.

49. Tell him Jane thinks he's better than a sex god.

50. Start singing 'Paper cut' around him. Constantly.

[Joss-eh-lime]

i love edward!

but number 8 was funny

[technicolour]

LIKKKEEE A VIIIRRGGGIIINNNN.
TOOUCCHHHEEEDDD FOOORRR THHHEEE VERRRYYY FIIIRRSSSSTTTT TIIMMME.



That was FREAKING hilarious.



He is, after all, the 100 year old virgin.

[*absinthe*]

haha, i love all the jacob ones.

and 15, 41, 42.

[MemoriesWithin]

Rofl, I've seen this before but it's still funny.

Love the Jacob ones haha.

[JokeInsideJoke]

1 2 8 9 11 12 13 15 17 24 27 34 36 37 40 44 46
DAMN
all of them were great!

[superstitious]

29. Picture yourself naked and covered in blood. Ask him if he wants you.

That's just so wrong. haha

[angelrevelation]

I don't get where some of these came from, like the boysenberry thing... But I did like 22 and 36 lol.

[tokyo-rose]

Haha. My favorites:

23. Constantly whisper in his ear "Chinese Fireball….ooooooooh!" (HP REFERENCE)

24. Ask him how his bath with Harry was (HP REFERENCE.).

[firechild]

Most of these would annoy any guy

[StRanGe-ChaRisMa]

haha number 36 was funny!
I'd never think of annoyin edward tho .. he's 2 sweet and cute and amazing !!! <3<3<3

[venti-anemoi]

37. Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.

LOL IT RHYMES!

All of the Jacob and HP ones are funny. XD

[LoveToMySilas]

7. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob

10. Show him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like a pedophile or if it's just you.

20. Ask him to be a gangsta with you for Halloween.

24. Ask him how his bath with Harry was (HP REFERENCE.).

29. Picture yourself naked and covered in blood. Ask him if he wants you.

31. Throw boysenberry flavored muffins at him every time he tries to speak.

38. Train the dog to follow him everywhere. P.S. Make sure he doesn't eat it.

I don't read the books but...these were my favorites. Aha, I giggled thinking about throwing a muffin at him or stuffing it in his mouth while he tried to speak.

[fairytale-magic]

Forgot one.

51: Fart in his face. Tell him Jacob put you up to it. :D.

[imano]

lmao, this was just too funny

[Annabean]

So, Robert is a virgin?

[LittleMissSunshi...]

lol read the boooook ^!